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  1. 'Church' to offer 'miracle cure' despite FDA warnings against drinking bleach

    39217 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  2. Tesla car explodes in Shanghai parking lot

    39199 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  3. April Fools Day sponge cake.

    39196 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  4. Employees who force themselves to smile and be happy in front of customers -- or who try to hide feelings of annoyance -- may be at risk for heavier drinking after work, according to a new study (n=1,592).

    39171 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  5. Very well

    39165 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  6. Canada > USA

    39149 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  7. Effective trap

    39145 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  8. Found this on my car after school. Definitely makes me not want to buy one...

    39043 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  9. This racist manager of this hotel

    39035 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  10. Eating meat isn't natural, you say? Well...

    39032 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  11. Tailgater didn't know who he is messing with.

    39019 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  12. my uncle texting his kindergartener who uses speech to text

    39016 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  13. Speed bump filled with a non-Newtonian fluid, designed such that cars going over the bump feel it only if they exceed the speed limit.

    39003 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  14. Like a bull. Damn.

    38987 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  15. TIL The average British adult spends around 3 hours a week on the toilet, but only 1.5 hours a week exercising.

    38987 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  16. Optimism is lowest in people's twenties, rises steadily into people's thirties and forties, peaks in people's fifties, and gradually declines after that, suggests new research (n=1,169) that charts the trajectory of optimism over the lifespan, which found people experienced peak optimism at age 55.

    38974 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  17. Republican Group Will Run Ad on Fox News Urging GOP to Hold Trump Accountable: 'No Exoneration, Definitely Obstruction'

    38970 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  18. dystopian nightmare

    38969 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  19. “Is this a personality trait?” starterpack

    38926 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  20. Macho Man chilling at the dock with his belt (1988)

    38922 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  21. *SPOILER* One of my favourite scenes

    38903 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  22. Sony coming in hot with the name suggestions on PS4...

    38882 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  23. a long boi with shadow of mandog

    38875 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  24. I drew a slightly more realistic Bowser.... I’m not sorry.

    38874 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  25. A true angel indeed

    38871 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  26. 🍫🍫🥜🥜

    38867 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  27. Student goes off on teacher while bringing up some very valid points to her attention

    38841 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  28. There's no detox for insanity

    38808 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  29. Kids spray painted “Fortnite”in front of our drive way and we didn’t know who did it. The parents showed up the next day and cleaned it up. 1000% respect.

    38799 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  30. Scritches Equal Smiles

    38769 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  31. Too soon?

    38739 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  32. The Importance Of Wearing A Hard Hat

    38693 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  33. Most interesting living statue I have seen so far. (In a big hurry to get nowhere)

    38689 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  34. Gas Gas Gas

    38663 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  35. Iran designates United States military forces as terrorist group.

    38657 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  36. Viewer outcry as distressed Orangutan attempts to physically fight off bulldozer destroying its habitat for Palm Oil in David Attenboroughs Documentary 'Climate Change : The Facts'

    38652 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  37. Momentum for Impeachment Is Picking Up

    38651 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  38. We should all be a bit like Canada

    38618 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  39. this cop made me smile so big it squeezed a lil happy tear from my eye

    38597 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  40. If you had $600 to your name, and were about to be homeless. How would you spend this money to guarantee the ability to live?

    38596 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  41. Cops tries to plant a pill in the car but realizes the phone was recording.

    38593 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  42. Bald Guinea pigs look like little Hippos

    38584 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  43. Honestly impressed. Best impression I’ve seen

    38573 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  44. The new alpha male

    38567 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  45. Trump hotels exempted from ban on foreign payments under new stance: Department of Justice

    38538 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  46. If you got paid $10,000 per lb. You get one punch, and you have to knock the animal unconscious or dead. What’s the biggest animal you would choose?

    38516 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  47. Bouncer takes down gunman walking into a club

    38504 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  48. What is the most pointless thing that actually exists?

    38495 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  49. TIL Mike Tyson's Training Regiment included waking up at 4am, jogging 5-miles. Then he would do 2000 sit-ups, 500 pushups, 500 dips, 500 shrugs and about 30 minutes of neck bridges daily. He repeated this 6 days a week.

    38481 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  50. Jenny is the best horse ever. Be more like Jenny.

    38476 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  51. TIL that a study co-authored by hundreds of physicists, "The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth," is only one sentence long: "So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth."

    38464 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  52. Felt cute at the zoo, might eat the staff later, Idk.

    38440 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  53. I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller I like to try and draw what they might look like. Here’s Barbara from today:

    38436 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  54. He makes a convincing argument.

    38422 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  55. My mind is blown but also this

    38412 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  56. Tony Hawk is at a weird level of fame.

    38384 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  57. I've recently acquired this automatic sweeper. No regrets this far.

    38374 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  58. Reddit, whats the funniest thing that a random stranger said to you that made you die laughing inside?

    38354 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  59. My city had an "Office Trivia Bar Crawl" this weekend and I went as Meredith on casual Friday.

    38338 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  60. The moment you realize you're a bad role model.

    38333 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  61. I'm tired of seeing it at this point.

    38333 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  62. That's the worst!

    38320 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  63. to demonize the LGBT

    38298 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  64. casually destroying evil

    38292 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  65. Well raised boy

    38269 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  66. My beautiful mother 1977, Iraq. She raised four children on her own in a foreign country after fleeing from war. She’s the smartest and most badass woman I’ve ever known

    38265 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  67. One of my all time favorite clips from Brooklyn Nine Nine. Eating a marshmallow for the first time

    38240 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  68. Trump is ‘a threat to our world order’ and unworthy of UK state visit, Labour’s Emily Thornberry says: Shadow foreign secretary said the US president’s plan to quit the agreement regulating arms sales between countries showed he was “nothing but a disgrace to his office”.

    38236 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  69. Unlimited hot WATAAAAA

    38203 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  70. Maya borderlands cell shaded cosplay

    38187 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  71. 2 students accused of jamming school's Wi-Fi network to avoid tests

    38166 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  72. The one time you try to be creative ...

    38150 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  73. "You'll want kids when you're 30 hahaha" Think again.

    38142 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  74. 'The Blair Witch Project' changed horror forever: It created a genre and took advantage of trust in the early internet. Its ingenious premise required it to break all the rules: no script, no jump scares, no music, no professional crew, no special effects. Hysteria became its greatest weapon.

    38106 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  75. The hero we all need

    38083 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  76. Icy fresh

    38083 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  77. Subway employee's of Reddit what was the grossest sub you've had to make?

    38075 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  78. What sequel to a film do you feel is better than the original?

    38043 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  79. Hand...slightly...too...fat....

    38026 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  80. I am glad he did it

    38015 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  81. China warned other countries not to attend UN meeting on Xinjiang human rights violations – NGO

    37993 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  82. My dad playing guitar on top of a giant stack with Heart - Japan Jam '79

    37992 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  83. A vicious cycle.

    37944 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  84. What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge baseballs?

    37930 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  85. My grandpa is 90 yrs old and my grandma is 88. Today they shared their 70th wedding anniversary.

    37919 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  86. What is the national language of the United States?

    37908 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  87. Researchers use the so-called “dark triad” to measure the most sinister traits of human personality: narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy. Now psychologists have created a “light triad” to test for what the team calls Everyday Saints.

    37895 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  88. You can do it,Carlos!

    37887 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  89. Chinese woman with 2 passports, malware arrested at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Club

    37872 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  90. This champ (in the comments) wants to have a registry for meat eaters.

    37862 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  91. Ocasio-Cortez Calls Out GOP for Attacking Green New Deal as 'Socialism' While Supporting Billions in Big Oil Subsidies: "The fact that subsidies for fossil fuel corporations are somehow smart but subsidies for solar panels is 'socialist' is just bad faith," said the New York congresswoman

    37841 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  92. David J. Peterson, who crafted the Dothraki and Valyrian languages for HBO’s 'Game of Thrones', is joining Denis Villeneuve's 'Dune' to build & develop the languages of that world.

    37840 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  93. 🔥 Birdy mama will protect her eggs no matter what

    37828 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  94. Follow up story: The homeless man who had his pet rat Lucy stolen got her back today thanks to the state police.

    37811 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  95. Fuck you if you text and drive.

    37780 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  96. I'll just step out of this moving vehicle, WCGW?

    37765 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  97. Bad news for Trump: 64% of Americans think attempting and failing to obstruct justice is as bad as obstructing justice

    37757 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  98. This is one of the brilliant memories,I’ve from T&J..

    37754 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  99. Growing up 😂

    37739 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  100. Wow

    37729 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019