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Reddit (Apr 2019)
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[SPOILERS] Every time someone second-guesses Jon, I think of Ser Alliser
26748 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Does this picture of a blackhole mean what I think it does?
26740 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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The end of the sub war: #THANKYOUPEWDIEPIE
26716 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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A couple years back I laid out a tarp and slept under the stars in the Atacama Desert, Chile [3777x4888] [OC]
26710 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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That is the best response
26694 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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The Real Engineering Student Starterpack
26693 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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me irl
26649 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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I think I got reverse catfished last night
26646 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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“Busy as a bee” is a metaphor for being unflaggingly industrious, but the job of every bee is literally to “Stop and smell the roses,” - a metaphor for taking a break from work.
26631 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Wait, that's illegal
26629 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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This anti vaping flyer went up at a school near mine 😂
26628 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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A fish stuck inside of a jellyfish. "The trapped fish was able to control where the jellyfish moved, like some sort of twisted version of a living and breathing submarine." Photo credit: Tim Samuel. Link in the comments.
26620 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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2019 Masters: Tiger Woods storms leaderboard, wins fifth green jacket in furious finish
26611 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Prosthetic legs can how be made from 3D-printed titanium
26607 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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"I need a gun!!"... "On it boss!"
26603 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Right hook shiba vs water-bending squirrel
26600 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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Pope rejects abortion in cases of rape: "It’s never okay to hire ‘assassin’ to solve problem." Francis, it's never ok to rape kids, but your priests still did. It's never ok to rape nuns then force them to have abortions, but your priests did. Don't lecture the world about morality, Pope Jackass.
26589 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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every engineering student
26585 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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I'm a NYC-based pianist who got sick of the office life, resigned my job, and started renting out concert halls to give out my own concerts. Today I have a concert at Merkin Hall NYC and we're livestreaming the whole thing for free. AMA!
26582 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Drinking salt
26576 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Ted :( poor Ted
26573 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Can’t believe I got this.
26573 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Lemme fix that for you
26573 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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To walk
26562 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Busted: Mueller report shows Trump AG Barr did not tell the truth
26558 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Protect your oil from the U.S.’s drills! Invest for profits to flood in!
26555 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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I’ve never seen a picture that describes parenting better than this one
26542 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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To be deep
26521 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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I dont blame him, sausages are too good to ignore
26504 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Some things are better than money!
26495 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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The rarest of puppers
26484 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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"I remember last year when I Visited the Notre Dame... So sad now."
26459 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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For real
26452 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Both mom and daughter resorted to sleeping with men to pay for their face surgery
26448 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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I work at a dog daycare. I see tons of cute dogs everyday, but this little guy is by far one of the cutest! He is a basset hound and his ears constantly trip him up.
26447 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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The hardest choices require the strongest wills.
26436 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Invest, invest, invest!
26431 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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TIL when Robert E Lee surrendered to Ulysses S Grant, both men were so respectful and courteous that it became known as "The Gentlemen's Agreement". The two reminisced about their shared experience in the Mexican war for 25 minutes before even discussing the surrender terms.
26416 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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When you forget to choose master key as a starting gift
26407 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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8 years ago, I was sleeping on an air mattress in a spare bedroom. Yesterday, at 33, I finally became a home owner!
26400 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Shenanigans
26388 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Fool me once shame on you...
26383 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Bad hair day
26373 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Mozambique Here
26373 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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This terrible joke took three days
26347 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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At least he's honest about it
26338 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Not all heroes wear capes
26326 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Have we got a show for you...
26325 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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This is what causes hate crimes
26320 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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WCGW if I wave my hand around fire
26308 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Trump says he would 'head to the Supreme Court' to block impeachment
26299 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Happ pup and dad
26295 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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That would explain why my ankle hurts.
26273 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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To buy flowers.
26271 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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[No Spoilers] I’m a balloon artist, so I made this for my One True King
26249 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Yeah the bear was like *bear sounds*
26243 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Literally every online recipe now days...
26227 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Welp, Ganon is in for a rude awakening...
26224 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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Well steamed peppers
26220 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Dude at the DMV got bored because of the long wait and ordered pizza
26200 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Guy gets mad when people expose their scam.
26180 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Chinese iron workers making fences
26155 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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All that work was worth it.
26152 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Ocasio-Cortez says she will sign Trump impeachment resolution
26146 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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A lot of people asked if Atlas is a lap dog. Obviously.
26135 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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The first color transition scene in Peter Jackson's documentary film "They Shall Not Grow Old". No joke, my jaw dropped when I saw this happen in theaters. Jackson and everyone involved really outdid themselves
26122 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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What instantly put your anxiety from 0 to 100?
26114 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Biggest holidays of the year
26110 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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NRA Being Sued For Illegal Coordination With Trump Campaign
26109 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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Every morning, retired 72 year old Stephen Mckears kept finding his tools stored back in the toolbox. After putting up a camera on his workbench overnight, it revealed a mouse that spent 2 hours every night putting everything back in the toolbox.
26100 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Driving with your Dad starter pack
26094 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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[Spoilers] only ship in GOT that matters
26091 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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HD meme
26080 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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That was unexpected...
26069 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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All the hooks and shelves you need!
26055 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Flint residents can sue former Gov. Snyder over water disaster, judge rules
26051 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Billy Ray Hendrix
26044 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Order number 66
26030 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Love to know that there are still good writers out there trying to keep the readers mind content.
26017 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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26 U.S. states ban or restrict local broadband initiatives - Why compete when you can ban competitors?
26013 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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For 5 seconds,i thought it was a T-rex
26012 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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3d Kitchen ad in a newspaper
26002 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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I do this in some games
25991 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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"No Jews Allowed"
25990 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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me_irl
25976 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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What is the dumbest post you’ve see hit the front page?
25940 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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In 1999, my mother took a $12/hour H-1B visa job so we could escape gun violence in South Africa. I'm now the CEO of a startup that uses AI to save lives during active shooter incidents. AMA!
25934 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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IRS, FBI Search Home of Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh, Baltimore City Hall
25916 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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About Brunei’s recent law of punishing gay people with death.
25913 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Class of 2036
25911 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Bernie Sanders pushes back at critics of his new wealth: 'I didn't know it was a crime to write a good book'
25900 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Just finished my MK table. Hope you like it
25899 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Old people of Reddit, what are some challenges kids today who romanticize the past would face if they grew up in your era?
25872 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Twitter CEO Gently Tells Trump: Your ‘Lost’ Followers Are Bots and Spam Accounts
25860 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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The best dad ever
25853 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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you will get 20 million dollars if you agree to end every conversation with "see you later alligator" for the rest of your life. Why would/wouldn't you do it?
25853 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Went from cosplay Captain Marvel to meeting her in the flesh!!
25852 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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Update: My (21M) girlfriend (21F) went on an anti Semitic rant after getting into an argument with someone. I’m Jewish...
25851 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Ninja kid
25846 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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and they say romance is dead
25836 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019