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  1. Hello

    5146 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  2. 🔥 Elephants carve pathways through impenetrable bush, create water pools in dried up riverbeds & shape entire ecosystems as they spread seeds.

    5145 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  3. Holy shit!! Guy asks if he can drown me for money and then says he would have actually killed me..

    5144 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  4. I'm a nanny for a hun....And it's painful to watch

    5142 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  5. I found out someone was a registered offender for raping a girl when he was 27. He kept lieing to everyone that he was 21 and the girl was 17 and at a party. I found his file and mass messengered everyone he knew his file.

    5140 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  6. We're on The Chase lads

    5140 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  7. Do mosquitoes have a preference on blood type? Do some people have more “attractive” blood?

    5139 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  8. Alberta elects its first assistant trailer park supervisor as Premier

    5136 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  9. There is just something that we all agree on

    5133 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  10. This bottle of ranch is turning 20 years old today

    5133 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  11. Customer who doesn’t know how to pronounce “entree” spends 4 minutes bitching at the drive thru worker who corrected him

    5131 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  12. The wedding cake we ordered vs the cake we picked up.

    5128 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  13. Scientists reveal to us the first ever image of a black hole

    5122 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  14. Get a peek at this one and fill your hole with profits! Invest!

    5116 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  15. Toronto’s Nazem Kadri has been suspended for the remainder of the First Round for Cross-checking Boston’s Jake DeBrusk.

    5113 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  16. Anons' views on manlets

    5110 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  17. Not sure if this counts?

    5109 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  18. [space] [space]

    5107 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  19. Compassionate Street thug

    5106 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  20. Bethesda adds paid non-cosmetic DLC in latest Fallout 76 patch and buries the news in the patch notes. "Basic Repair Kits will be unlockable in the Atomic Shop using Atoms you’ve purchased or those you’ve earned for free by completing in-game challenges.

    5106 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  21. Slowly drown cute plushies in plaster for garden ornaments!

    5104 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  22. This, oh god I have no words.

    5089 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  23. [Poetry]Avengers - Infinity War: 1979

    5088 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  24. Kladdkaka - Swedish Chocolate Cake

    5087 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  25. Excuse me WTH

    5080 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  26. Manager thought my job role was unnecessary , learns the hard way it wasn't

    5079 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  27. WCGW Fishing in a swampy lake

    5077 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  28. Definitely murdered by just a few tiny words.

    5072 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  29. Space agencies: Launch systems

    5066 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  30. Comes with the territory, I guess

    5066 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  31. Found on a Communist subreddit

    5064 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  32. Your bracket is dead: only 20 out of 30,809 brackets picked CBJ and NYI to sweep; 50% have TBL or PIT winning the cup; and only one bracket ("lolwat") still has a chance of being 100% correct

    5057 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  33. I'll say it, I prefer the Curse of Osiris and Warmind cycle over the Annual Pass cycle. Simply because it comes with new armor for all vendors, weapons and more Exotics. Not to mention Strikes and Crucible Maps.

    5052 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  34. She’s not the brightest but we love her.

    5050 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  35. Henry knocked my plant off to make room for butt licking

    5048 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  36. Look like what? In shape?

    5048 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  37. [Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers take a 1-0 lead on the Oklahoma City Thunder, 104-99

    5042 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  38. [OC] Sometimes you have to remind the party you're men.

    5038 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  39. hmmm

    5027 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  40. Stupid Thoughts

    5019 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  41. Alberta candidate who compared homosexuality to paedophilia wins election

    5006 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  42. this person that doesn't want anyone to enjoy their memes

    5005 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  43. These tiny fully-ripened Everglades Tomatoes I grew (I hope this is the correct level of interesting!)

    5003 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  44. Arctic is warmest it's been in 10,000 years, study suggests.Permafrost samples suggest Arctic is 2 C warmer than previous record highs thousands of years ago

    5002 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  45. Incase you wanted to know what its like to work at Hyundai.

    4997 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  46. The moment Jeff Sessions realized he lied under oath about his contacts with Russians.

    4995 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  47. Woman at tonight’s Rockets/Jazz game

    4983 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  48. Apparently CM Punk returned to wrestling the other day and no one knew about it

    4972 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  49. People that handle palletized freight SHOULD understand this...

    4967 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  50. The Wolf from Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr Fox; by Alison at Studio XIII in Edinburgh, Scotland

    4957 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  51. I wish for a fridge that contains exactly what I want to eat whenever I open it. If I am not hungry then it will be empty when i open it.

    4948 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  52. Hurley: MLB Simply Has To Discipline Umpire Ron Kulpa For Incident With Astros – CBS Boston

    4947 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  53. How to figure out what European language you’re reading

    4946 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  54. Ninja’s Mouthwash

    4944 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  55. Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren wants to raise $1 trillion in revenue with a new 7% tax on corporate profits over $100 million

    4943 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  56. It was a really “Bloody Stream”

    4943 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  57. Check your contracts, government salary employees!

    4939 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  58. Becky Lynch on Lacey Evans: "Tall, blonde, does a moonsault, tells me to bow, is from the Carolinas. Might be time to ask Momma Evans if Ric was Naitching around there before you were born, you plank."

    4933 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  59. Pound 2019 - Winners Semifinals - Liquid | Hungrybox vs. C9 | Mang0

    4930 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  60. Rip Peggy

    4930 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  61. He was snoring too...

    4929 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  62. Now *this* is support!

    4908 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  63. Damien Walters is the epitome of hold my red bull

    4901 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  64. I [F24] accidentally found out that my father [M50] has been having an affair with my boyfriend [M27].

    4899 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  65. I'm sorry Solo

    4895 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  66. Can I start a Corporation that does literally nothing just so I can declare myself CEO?

    4894 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  67. Physicists initially appear to challenge second law of thermodynamics, by cooling a piece of copper from over 100°C to significantly below room temperature without an external power supply, using a thermal inductor. Theoretically, this could turn boiling water to ice, without using any energy.

    4894 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  68. Shout out to the guy at my boyfriends work

    4894 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  69. The Simpsons supporting South-Park for standing up to censorship.

    4890 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  70. AITA for telling roommate his GF and her 2 kids have to leave.

    4881 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  71. Trent Alexander-Arnold: "You’ve got middle-aged men who waited 20, 30 years to finally get a ticket and the thought of someone’s dream of going to Anfield...if they get there and see a team not giving everything...it’s a horrible thought."

    4881 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  72. meirl

    4876 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  73. I found a useful map of Markarth :)

    4874 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  74. Therapy dog for the Turpin children while they give their testimony <3 [info in comments]

    4873 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  75. Bruh...

    4871 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  76. Father gave me items before he passed. Aunt suing to get it back.

    4869 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  77. Those who had the Wii will know

    4865 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  78. OwO

    4861 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  79. Stargazing over a secluded beach in Corsica [1600x2000] [OC]

    4861 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  80. Jason Schreier: I'm told by a couple of BioWare employees that so far, studio management hasn't talked to staff about the article. Instead, the company sent out emails yesterday with one main message: "Don't talk to the press."

    4860 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  81. My Grandmother at 17, about 1905

    4859 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  82. My sister-in-law actually shares this shit on Facebook and sends her kid to a religious school so he won't have to learn transgender people exist

    4856 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  83. 🔥 Wistman's Wood, in Dartmoor, England 🔥

    4854 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  84. That really should not have worked as well as it did

    4853 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  85. Diary of a stand user.

    4850 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  86. anime_irl

    4849 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  87. What your food sees when its heating in the microwave

    4846 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  88. True

    4846 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  89. What the frickening frick

    4842 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  90. CB children learn their trade from CB parents

    4835 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  91. when you 𝓱

    4834 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  92. Canadian Road Rage

    4833 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  93. [SPOILER] Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum

    4832 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  94. It was fun playing with grandpa

    4830 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  95. Tried a mirror glaze.

    4829 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  96. [Post Game Thread] The Houston Rockets (3-0) defeat the Utah Jazz (0-3), 104-101, despite a 3/20 shooting performance from James Harden

    4827 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  97. Dedicated to all of the Choosing Beggars

    4825 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  98. Brisco, oil on canvas, 24”x16”

    4822 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  99. "Day of Black Hole" - April 10, 2019

    4821 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  100. The gentlest baby sitter

    4814 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019