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Reddit (Apr 2019)
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Hello
5146 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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🔥 Elephants carve pathways through impenetrable bush, create water pools in dried up riverbeds & shape entire ecosystems as they spread seeds.
5145 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Holy shit!! Guy asks if he can drown me for money and then says he would have actually killed me..
5144 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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I'm a nanny for a hun....And it's painful to watch
5142 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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I found out someone was a registered offender for raping a girl when he was 27. He kept lieing to everyone that he was 21 and the girl was 17 and at a party. I found his file and mass messengered everyone he knew his file.
5140 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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We're on The Chase lads
5140 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Do mosquitoes have a preference on blood type? Do some people have more “attractive” blood?
5139 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Alberta elects its first assistant trailer park supervisor as Premier
5136 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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There is just something that we all agree on
5133 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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This bottle of ranch is turning 20 years old today
5133 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Customer who doesn’t know how to pronounce “entree” spends 4 minutes bitching at the drive thru worker who corrected him
5131 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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The wedding cake we ordered vs the cake we picked up.
5128 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Scientists reveal to us the first ever image of a black hole
5122 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Get a peek at this one and fill your hole with profits! Invest!
5116 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Toronto’s Nazem Kadri has been suspended for the remainder of the First Round for Cross-checking Boston’s Jake DeBrusk.
5113 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Anons' views on manlets
5110 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Not sure if this counts?
5109 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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[space] [space]
5107 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Compassionate Street thug
5106 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Bethesda adds paid non-cosmetic DLC in latest Fallout 76 patch and buries the news in the patch notes. "Basic Repair Kits will be unlockable in the Atomic Shop using Atoms you’ve purchased or those you’ve earned for free by completing in-game challenges.
5106 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Slowly drown cute plushies in plaster for garden ornaments!
5104 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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This, oh god I have no words.
5089 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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[Poetry]Avengers - Infinity War: 1979
5088 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Kladdkaka - Swedish Chocolate Cake
5087 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Excuse me WTH
5080 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Manager thought my job role was unnecessary , learns the hard way it wasn't
5079 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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WCGW Fishing in a swampy lake
5077 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Definitely murdered by just a few tiny words.
5072 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Space agencies: Launch systems
5066 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Comes with the territory, I guess
5066 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Found on a Communist subreddit
5064 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Your bracket is dead: only 20 out of 30,809 brackets picked CBJ and NYI to sweep; 50% have TBL or PIT winning the cup; and only one bracket ("lolwat") still has a chance of being 100% correct
5057 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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I'll say it, I prefer the Curse of Osiris and Warmind cycle over the Annual Pass cycle. Simply because it comes with new armor for all vendors, weapons and more Exotics. Not to mention Strikes and Crucible Maps.
5052 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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She’s not the brightest but we love her.
5050 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Henry knocked my plant off to make room for butt licking
5048 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Look like what? In shape?
5048 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers take a 1-0 lead on the Oklahoma City Thunder, 104-99
5042 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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[OC] Sometimes you have to remind the party you're men.
5038 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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hmmm
5027 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Stupid Thoughts
5019 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Alberta candidate who compared homosexuality to paedophilia wins election
5006 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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this person that doesn't want anyone to enjoy their memes
5005 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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These tiny fully-ripened Everglades Tomatoes I grew (I hope this is the correct level of interesting!)
5003 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Arctic is warmest it's been in 10,000 years, study suggests.Permafrost samples suggest Arctic is 2 C warmer than previous record highs thousands of years ago
5002 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Incase you wanted to know what its like to work at Hyundai.
4997 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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The moment Jeff Sessions realized he lied under oath about his contacts with Russians.
4995 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Woman at tonight’s Rockets/Jazz game
4983 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Apparently CM Punk returned to wrestling the other day and no one knew about it
4972 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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People that handle palletized freight SHOULD understand this...
4967 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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The Wolf from Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr Fox; by Alison at Studio XIII in Edinburgh, Scotland
4957 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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I wish for a fridge that contains exactly what I want to eat whenever I open it. If I am not hungry then it will be empty when i open it.
4948 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Hurley: MLB Simply Has To Discipline Umpire Ron Kulpa For Incident With Astros – CBS Boston
4947 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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How to figure out what European language you’re reading
4946 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Ninja’s Mouthwash
4944 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren wants to raise $1 trillion in revenue with a new 7% tax on corporate profits over $100 million
4943 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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It was a really “Bloody Stream”
4943 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Check your contracts, government salary employees!
4939 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Becky Lynch on Lacey Evans: "Tall, blonde, does a moonsault, tells me to bow, is from the Carolinas. Might be time to ask Momma Evans if Ric was Naitching around there before you were born, you plank."
4933 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Pound 2019 - Winners Semifinals - Liquid | Hungrybox vs. C9 | Mang0
4930 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Rip Peggy
4930 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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He was snoring too...
4929 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Now *this* is support!
4908 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Damien Walters is the epitome of hold my red bull
4901 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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I [F24] accidentally found out that my father [M50] has been having an affair with my boyfriend [M27].
4899 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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I'm sorry Solo
4895 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Can I start a Corporation that does literally nothing just so I can declare myself CEO?
4894 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Physicists initially appear to challenge second law of thermodynamics, by cooling a piece of copper from over 100°C to significantly below room temperature without an external power supply, using a thermal inductor. Theoretically, this could turn boiling water to ice, without using any energy.
4894 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Shout out to the guy at my boyfriends work
4894 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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The Simpsons supporting South-Park for standing up to censorship.
4890 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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AITA for telling roommate his GF and her 2 kids have to leave.
4881 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Trent Alexander-Arnold: "You’ve got middle-aged men who waited 20, 30 years to finally get a ticket and the thought of someone’s dream of going to Anfield...if they get there and see a team not giving everything...it’s a horrible thought."
4881 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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meirl
4876 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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I found a useful map of Markarth :)
4874 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Therapy dog for the Turpin children while they give their testimony <3 [info in comments]
4873 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Bruh...
4871 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Father gave me items before he passed. Aunt suing to get it back.
4869 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Those who had the Wii will know
4865 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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OwO
4861 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Stargazing over a secluded beach in Corsica [1600x2000] [OC]
4861 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Jason Schreier: I'm told by a couple of BioWare employees that so far, studio management hasn't talked to staff about the article. Instead, the company sent out emails yesterday with one main message: "Don't talk to the press."
4860 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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My Grandmother at 17, about 1905
4859 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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My sister-in-law actually shares this shit on Facebook and sends her kid to a religious school so he won't have to learn transgender people exist
4856 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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🔥 Wistman's Wood, in Dartmoor, England 🔥
4854 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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That really should not have worked as well as it did
4853 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Diary of a stand user.
4850 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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anime_irl
4849 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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What your food sees when its heating in the microwave
4846 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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True
4846 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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What the frickening frick
4842 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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CB children learn their trade from CB parents
4835 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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when you 𝓱
4834 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Canadian Road Rage
4833 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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[SPOILER] Israel Adesanya vs. Kelvin Gastelum
4832 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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It was fun playing with grandpa
4830 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Tried a mirror glaze.
4829 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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[Post Game Thread] The Houston Rockets (3-0) defeat the Utah Jazz (0-3), 104-101, despite a 3/20 shooting performance from James Harden
4827 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Dedicated to all of the Choosing Beggars
4825 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Brisco, oil on canvas, 24”x16”
4822 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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"Day of Black Hole" - April 10, 2019
4821 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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The gentlest baby sitter
4814 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019