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Reddit (Apr 2019)
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Hope he doesn't get hurt, Wait wtf
42359 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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The 1980s - such an innocent decade
42357 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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France is to invite architects from around the world to submit their designs for a new spire to sit atop a renovated Notre-Dame cathedral.
42356 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Press F for Diego
42350 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Best service ever
42348 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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She makes a good point.
42346 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Consent condom
42324 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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If accountants were streamers
42289 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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It took over a billion years of natural selection, random mutation, sexual selection and biological evolutionary pressures to create an animal that doesn't accept evolution as real.
42278 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Upvote my Samwell Tarly, Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Women.
42233 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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TIL that two inmates sued the state of Alabama, claiming the cramped space in their cell was a cruel and unusual punishment. The state argued that students at Auburn University actually paid to live in even smaller living space in the Magnolia Dorm. The inmates lost the case.
42215 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Found Possibly Cloud Strife’s Sword just sitting in a Junk Yard what luck
42214 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Trying to get away with stealing someone's beach equipment
42167 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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A gun that can tie you up
42155 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Friend thought his dog wouldn’t like him anymore
42155 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for
42148 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Maybe Earth’s like the uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, the whole Galaxy knows we’re here but they’ve agreed not to contact us.
42137 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Redditors with toddlers, what’s the most recent illogical breakdown they’ve had?
42122 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Now that’s one fully formed baby!
42092 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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He stuck that shit
42068 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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Please don't touch
42064 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Up by tomorrow!
42056 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Absolutely massive alligator making its way through the undergrowth
42045 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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The saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then your dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead
42037 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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What's normal to do as a child but creepy to do as an adult?
41986 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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That's the way it be
41964 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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SEND THEM TO THE RACH
41958 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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SpaceX lands all three Falcon Heavy rocket boosters for the first time ever
41949 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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The palm tree
41915 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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TIL Bill Haast began extracting snake venom at 15 years old. He founded the Miami Serpentarium and injected himself with venom for 60+ years. His blood was used to save 21 snakebite victims. He created a venom serum to cure polio. He was bitten over 170 times and lived to be 100.
41910 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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A little comic I made some time ago...
41905 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Someone put this woman in a bacta tank.
41890 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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What did you think you were really good at, until you watched someone else do it?
41864 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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F.B.I. Arrests Leader of Right-Wing Militia That Detained Migrants in New Mexico
41852 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Well,that sucks...
41836 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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This actual criminal, who drugged men and robbed them by using sex as a tool, gets off scott free and is also being celebrated as a superhero, too.
41804 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Her smile
41794 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
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"Y'all find this attractive"
41781 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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Nom nom nom
41770 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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My sides are hurting! Has anyone ever had an argument like this though?
41766 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Audio engineer YouTuber does video on how music industry screws fans. 6 months later, Warner Music Group not only demontizes the video, but blocks and censors it from YouTube.
41760 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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An excellent point
41731 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Children get all the fucking recognition
41725 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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School never teaches us these
41720 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Homicide is fun
41718 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Sure, you might THINK you're goth, but unless you dejectedly ride the subway with your raven, you may as well hang up your black velvet frock coat and hit the beach.
41678 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Jim Jarmusch's The Dead Don't Die poster
41674 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
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This guy has no cool.
41650 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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[Spoilers] His watch has ended, May he rest, the most loyal Soldier.
41640 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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My MIL gifted this to my SO, and signed it the day she passed. Its very special to him and signed with metallic sharpie. How can we protect the writing?
41610 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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911 operators of reddit, what call will you simply never forget?
41593 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Reddit admins, how much time do you spend daily lurking on Reddit?
41590 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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These bacon slices look like an evil clown...
41580 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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[God of War][gif] I love that the game's developers took the time to make this
41567 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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Lebanon pre-civil war, Byblos, 1965.
41552 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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My moms friends new cat is a three in one!
41550 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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Trump told CBP head he'd pardon him if he were sent to jail for violating immigration law
41531 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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The routine vaccination of girls with the HPV vaccine in Scotland has led to a "dramatic" drop in cervical disease in later life, new research suggests.
41515 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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I quit my job to become a professional dog walker. No regrets... This is Zeus!
41510 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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Measles outbreak: Legislators move to end religious exemptions from vaccines amid outbreak
41505 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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once in a lifetime opportunity
41470 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Max Kellerman tries to cover up a fart with an awkward cough
41434 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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You suddenly have all the money you'll ever want or need in your life. What's the first thing you do with your newfound wealth?
41427 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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His face when the bubble pops is so cute!
41426 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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"do I look cute?"
41410 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Rolling in Style !!!!
41367 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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[SPOILERS] I made a Character Safety chart for Episode 3
41355 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Actual footage
41324 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Guess who just got a kiss on the subway from a sweet old lady!
41306 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Decided to put my bruised ego aside, and do a solid for my mate
41306 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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To honor Heath Ledger on his birthday I wanted to share this oil painting I recently made of him.
41297 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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What’s the creepiest thing you’ve come across on Reddit?
41266 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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This flashlight illusion in a children's book
41244 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Long ride
41237 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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So as a new PE teacher, I’ve been working closely with one kindergarten class. A student had this pencil case that he loved with sequins on it. Another student teased him, saying it was for girls, and he never took it out again. Today I decided to show off my ‘pencil case’ (it’s a bathing suit bag).
41206 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Like Pac said, sooner or later we gonna kick the door in 😤
41192 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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When love is over.......
41170 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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Live shartting accident
41163 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quits Facebook, says social media is a health risk
41104 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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A 7/Eleven convienence store in 1971.
41030 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Deutsche Bank begins process of providing Trump financial records to New York's attorney general
41009 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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TIL about Trevor, the world's loneliest duck, who became famous for being the only duck on the Pacific island of Niue. Arrived via storm, lived in a puddle, tragically killed by a dog. RIP Trevor.
40965 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Who remembers these bad boys? Best feature on a calculator.
40939 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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Start the easter fire with style
40926 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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My sister does fore-edge painting on new books
40921 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Lego explosion
40909 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Anti-vaxxers banned from raising money on GoFundMe
40902 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Warner Bros. Is Filing A Copyright Claim Against Trump's 2020 Video For Using The "Dark Knight Rises" Score
40879 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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She may be a Jedi
40874 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Hubble finds the universe is expanding 9% faster than it did in the past. With a 1-in-100,000 chance of the discrepancy being a fluke, there's "a very strong likelihood that we’re missing something in the cosmological model that connects the two eras," said lead author and Nobel laureate Adam Riess.
40850 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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The Impact of a Teacher
40821 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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The cockpit of SR-71 Blackbird
40813 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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The Secret Plan
40808 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Take that, Butch! [Fallout 3]
40805 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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#trashtag with the kids. 9 bags off of our county road!
40801 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
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TIL 10% of Americans have never left the state they were born. 40% of Americans have never left the country.
40796 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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McGregor going off against Khabib
40764 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Oh, Snap! ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Crushes $1.2B+ Global, $859M Overseas Bow; Obliterates All-Time Records – International Box Office
40749 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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Eight out of 10 marijuana users in states where cannabis is legal say they partake in the drug shortly before or after exercise, and most report that it motivates them to work out, helps them enjoy exercise more and improves their recovery, according to new research (n=605).
40740 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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My (very) Misprinted Penny
40718 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019