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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Hope he doesn't get hurt, Wait wtf

    42359 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  2. The 1980s - such an innocent decade

    42357 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  3. France is to invite architects from around the world to submit their designs for a new spire to sit atop a renovated Notre-Dame cathedral.

    42356 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  4. Press F for Diego

    42350 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  5. Best service ever

    42348 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  6. She makes a good point.

    42346 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  7. Consent condom

    42324 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  8. If accountants were streamers

    42289 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  9. It took over a billion years of natural selection, random mutation, sexual selection and biological evolutionary pressures to create an animal that doesn't accept evolution as real.

    42278 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  10. Upvote my Samwell Tarly, Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Women.

    42233 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  11. TIL that two inmates sued the state of Alabama, claiming the cramped space in their cell was a cruel and unusual punishment. The state argued that students at Auburn University actually paid to live in even smaller living space in the Magnolia Dorm. The inmates lost the case.

    42215 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  12. Found Possibly Cloud Strife’s Sword just sitting in a Junk Yard what luck

    42214 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  13. Trying to get away with stealing someone's beach equipment

    42167 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  14. A gun that can tie you up

    42155 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  15. Friend thought his dog wouldn’t like him anymore

    42155 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  16. Donald Trump was asked what the J in Donald J Trump stood for

    42148 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  17. Maybe Earth’s like the uncontacted tribes in the Amazon, the whole Galaxy knows we’re here but they’ve agreed not to contact us.

    42137 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  18. Redditors with toddlers, what’s the most recent illogical breakdown they’ve had?

    42122 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  19. Now that’s one fully formed baby!

    42092 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  20. He stuck that shit

    42068 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  21. Please don't touch

    42064 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  22. Up by tomorrow!

    42056 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  23. Absolutely massive alligator making its way through the undergrowth

    42045 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  24. The saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then your dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead

    42037 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  25. What's normal to do as a child but creepy to do as an adult?

    41986 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  26. That's the way it be

    41964 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  27. SEND THEM TO THE RACH

    41958 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  28. SpaceX lands all three Falcon Heavy rocket boosters for the first time ever

    41949 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  29. The palm tree

    41915 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  30. TIL Bill Haast began extracting snake venom at 15 years old. He founded the Miami Serpentarium and injected himself with venom for 60+ years. His blood was used to save 21 snakebite victims. He created a venom serum to cure polio. He was bitten over 170 times and lived to be 100.

    41910 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  31. A little comic I made some time ago...

    41905 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  32. Someone put this woman in a bacta tank.

    41890 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  33. What did you think you were really good at, until you watched someone else do it?

    41864 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  34. F.B.I. Arrests Leader of Right-Wing Militia That Detained Migrants in New Mexico

    41852 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  35. Well,that sucks...

    41836 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  36. This actual criminal, who drugged men and robbed them by using sex as a tool, gets off scott free and is also being celebrated as a superhero, too.

    41804 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  37. Her smile

    41794 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  38. "Y'all find this attractive"

    41781 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  39. Nom nom nom

    41770 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  40. My sides are hurting! Has anyone ever had an argument like this though?

    41766 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  41. Audio engineer YouTuber does video on how music industry screws fans. 6 months later, Warner Music Group not only demontizes the video, but blocks and censors it from YouTube.

    41760 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  42. An excellent point

    41731 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  43. Children get all the fucking recognition

    41725 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  44. School never teaches us these

    41720 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  45. Homicide is fun

    41718 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  46. Sure, you might THINK you're goth, but unless you dejectedly ride the subway with your raven, you may as well hang up your black velvet frock coat and hit the beach.

    41678 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  47. Jim Jarmusch's The Dead Don't Die poster

    41674 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  48. This guy has no cool.

    41650 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  49. [Spoilers] His watch has ended, May he rest, the most loyal Soldier.

    41640 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  50. My MIL gifted this to my SO, and signed it the day she passed. Its very special to him and signed with metallic sharpie. How can we protect the writing?

    41610 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  51. 911 operators of reddit, what call will you simply never forget?

    41593 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  52. Reddit admins, how much time do you spend daily lurking on Reddit?

    41590 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  53. These bacon slices look like an evil clown...

    41580 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  54. [God of War][gif] I love that the game's developers took the time to make this

    41567 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  55. Lebanon pre-civil war, Byblos, 1965.

    41552 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  56. My moms friends new cat is a three in one!

    41550 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  57. Trump told CBP head he'd pardon him if he were sent to jail for violating immigration law

    41531 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  58. The routine vaccination of girls with the HPV vaccine in Scotland has led to a "dramatic" drop in cervical disease in later life, new research suggests.

    41515 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  59. I quit my job to become a professional dog walker. No regrets... This is Zeus!

    41510 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  60. Measles outbreak: Legislators move to end religious exemptions from vaccines amid outbreak

    41505 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  61. once in a lifetime opportunity

    41470 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  62. Max Kellerman tries to cover up a fart with an awkward cough

    41434 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  63. You suddenly have all the money you'll ever want or need in your life. What's the first thing you do with your newfound wealth?

    41427 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  64. His face when the bubble pops is so cute!

    41426 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  65. "do I look cute?"

    41410 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  66. Rolling in Style !!!!

    41367 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  67. [SPOILERS] I made a Character Safety chart for Episode 3

    41355 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  68. Actual footage

    41324 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  69. Guess who just got a kiss on the subway from a sweet old lady!

    41306 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  70. Decided to put my bruised ego aside, and do a solid for my mate

    41306 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  71. To honor Heath Ledger on his birthday I wanted to share this oil painting I recently made of him.

    41297 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  72. What’s the creepiest thing you’ve come across on Reddit?

    41266 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  73. This flashlight illusion in a children's book

    41244 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  74. Long ride

    41237 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  75. So as a new PE teacher, I’ve been working closely with one kindergarten class. A student had this pencil case that he loved with sequins on it. Another student teased him, saying it was for girls, and he never took it out again. Today I decided to show off my ‘pencil case’ (it’s a bathing suit bag).

    41206 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  76. Like Pac said, sooner or later we gonna kick the door in 😤

    41192 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  77. When love is over.......

    41170 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  78. Live shartting accident

    41163 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  79. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez quits Facebook, says social media is a health risk

    41104 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  80. A 7/Eleven convienence store in 1971.

    41030 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  81. Deutsche Bank begins process of providing Trump financial records to New York's attorney general

    41009 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  82. TIL about Trevor, the world's loneliest duck, who became famous for being the only duck on the Pacific island of Niue. Arrived via storm, lived in a puddle, tragically killed by a dog. RIP Trevor.

    40965 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  83. Who remembers these bad boys? Best feature on a calculator.

    40939 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  84. Start the easter fire with style

    40926 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  85. My sister does fore-edge painting on new books

    40921 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  86. Lego explosion

    40909 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  87. Anti-vaxxers banned from raising money on GoFundMe

    40902 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  88. Warner Bros. Is Filing A Copyright Claim Against Trump's 2020 Video For Using The "Dark Knight Rises" Score

    40879 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  89. She may be a Jedi

    40874 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  90. Hubble finds the universe is expanding 9% faster than it did in the past. With a 1-in-100,000 chance of the discrepancy being a fluke, there's "a very strong likelihood that we’re missing something in the cosmological model that connects the two eras," said lead author and Nobel laureate Adam Riess.

    40850 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  91. The Impact of a Teacher

    40821 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  92. The cockpit of SR-71 Blackbird

    40813 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  93. The Secret Plan

    40808 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  94. Take that, Butch! [Fallout 3]

    40805 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  95. #trashtag with the kids. 9 bags off of our county road!

    40801 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  96. TIL 10% of Americans have never left the state they were born. 40% of Americans have never left the country.

    40796 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  97. McGregor going off against Khabib

    40764 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  98. Oh, Snap! ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Crushes $1.2B+ Global, $859M Overseas Bow; Obliterates All-Time Records – International Box Office

    40749 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  99. Eight out of 10 marijuana users in states where cannabis is legal say they partake in the drug shortly before or after exercise, and most report that it motivates them to work out, helps them enjoy exercise more and improves their recovery, according to new research (n=605).

    40740 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  100. My (very) Misprinted Penny

    40718 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019