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  1. The grass where my dog goes to the bathroom grew 10x faster than the rest.

    54936 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  2. Dropping the glass into a custom coffee table!

    54885 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  3. TIFU by submitting hardcore furry erotica instead of my final paper.

    54885 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  4. RIP freedom

    54858 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  5. "So today, as first minister of Scotland, I am declaring that there is a climate emergency. And Scotland will live up to our responsibility to tackle it." | Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has declared a "climate emergency" in her speech to the SNP conference

    54841 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  6. Saint Bernards out for a walk in the snow

    54834 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  7. An 83 year old climate change protester being arrested in London today after he climbed on top of a DLR train.

    54793 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  8. What felt like a useless piece of advice until you actually tried it?

    54788 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  9. Lose Some Weight

    54677 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  10. I clip horses to make some extra money and got this message today...

    54547 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  11. House Judiciary Committee calls on Robert Mueller to testify

    54530 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  12. Fuck my life

    54470 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  13. TIL In old Eastern Europe folklore vampires are obsessed with counting. Millet or poppy seeds were placed on the ground at the grave site of a presumed vampire, in order to keep the vampire occupied all night counting. Hence Count von Count on Sesame Street.

    54463 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  14. The real MVP

    54427 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  15. 110lb anvil floats on liquid mercury.

    54424 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  16. Captain America's shield

    54368 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  17. TIL that 71 percent of Americans age 17 to 24 are ineligible to join the military, primarily because they are too overweight or too poorly educated, or they have a record of serious crime or drug abuse.

    54282 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  18. This is in the book I’m reading.

    54153 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  19. Military truck runs over protesters in Venezuela amid political unrest

    54150 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  20. Maisie addressing the white elephant in the room

    54148 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  21. A soccer club needs to give this guy a contract

    54143 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  22. What is the HARDEST to answer "Would You Rather" that you have heard?

    54139 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  23. He tries his best

    54096 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  24. Nature at its best!!

    54044 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  25. Got home from work late, took a shower and came downstairs to this and a beer at midnight from my wife. I never had one as a kid, I’m not sleeping tonight.

    53952 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  26. TIL That, of 195 countries on earth, England has invaded 177 of them.

    53915 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  27. Seal accidentally scares baby polar bear 😂

    53898 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  28. Technically correct -- the best kind of correct

    53870 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  29. I wore a shirt with Ron Swanson on it to my grandpas house and he jokingly asked why i didnt have a shrit with his face on it so i got one!

    53755 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  30. Paedophile who filmed himself raping a two-year-old girl and shared it online has been jailed for life.

    53752 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  31. To have a baby gender reveal party

    53750 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  32. An eerie underwater cave death warning sign.

    53733 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  33. Bought fake eyelashes for the first time today.

    53729 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  34. Horsepower

    53693 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  35. TIL a 74 year old Japanese man, dressed as a ninja and possessing great physical ability, carried out 254 break-ins worth $260,000 before he was caught by police

    53630 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  36. God April Fools Day pranks be like.

    53585 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  37. Britain has broken its record for the longest continuous period without generating electricity from coal.

    53567 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  38. Law enforcement and security officials reveal that US leaders and executives allowed companies to be hacked by China without consequences because they were worried about confrontation causing trade and stock prices to drop.

    53560 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  39. Dirk Nowitzki crying after being introduced in his last NBA game.

    53538 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  40. TIL that during the filming of Jackass 3D, Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, and the rest of the crew banned beer from the set to help Steve-O maintain his sobriety.

    53515 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  41. TIL about Doug Hegdahl, a POW during the Vietnam War, who memorized the names, dates of capture, method of capture and personal details of 256 fellow POWs to the tune of "Old MacDonald Had A Farm." He can still recite it to this day.

    53513 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  42. Rosetta (Comet 67P) standing above Los Angeles

    53455 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  43. Spike stripping in a residential area

    53394 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  44. I firmly believe that Tesla is anything but Asshole, and can even think of a couple of reasons why they added this feature, but The car should at least be allowed to start in Complete Manual if the software isn't installed.

    53390 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  45. Sin

    53369 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  46. This has always been my question.

    53292 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  47. Forever disappointed

    53263 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  48. Random Japanese guy VS my wife

    53261 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  49. You think anyone will notice?

    53193 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  50. Tony Hawk problems

    53175 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  51. TIL of Randy, the Guinea Pig that broke into the female enclosure at his Zoo, and impregnated around 100 females in 2014. He then became a father of around 400 babies.

    53153 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  52. 67 year old man’s dreams comes true!

    53142 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  53. I think it’s safe to say Brodie approves of me . This is how he looks at me every day when I take him on his walk after I get home from work

    53118 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  54. In Australia, high is the second lowest fire danger rating

    53114 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  55. The London Eye fitting almost perfectly in the toilet window

    53094 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  56. Thanks to VR, we can now experience lag IRL

    53034 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  57. haha yes

    53021 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  58. In 500 years time this will probably be known as the 'Oil Age'

    52944 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  59. a high school acquaintance hit me up asking for earrings. the last time we spoke, she was absolutely off the shits and called me slurs so i don’t know what she was expecting

    52936 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  60. I was stopping at a red light, she was reaching for her cigarettes.

    52877 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  61. My cat messed up a single part of my window shades.. never realized why until just now.

    52871 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  62. I see your octopus camouflage, and raise you cat camouflage.

    52822 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  63. Here is the team of scientists behind the first ever image of a black-hole. I believe others should receive credit too for this historic accomplishment.

    52730 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  64. It's safer to be a cop in the U.S. today than 50 years ago, finds a new study. Despite increases in violent crimes, the hazards of policing has dramatically declined since 1970 with a 75 percent drop in police officer line-of-duty deaths.

    52688 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  65. The operator on this 911 call

    52674 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  66. As promised, just finished our 2nd #trashtag challenge. Every little action can have a huge impact, don’t let this challenge die!!

    52553 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  67. I love my mom.

    52542 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  68. This man and woman with Nazi armbands, swastika t-shirts, swastika tattoos as eyebrows, and MAGA hats drove from Massachusetts to Providence, RI just to lean on the Holocaust Memorial, take pictures, and laugh.

    52519 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  69. Dad is home! Dad is home!

    52460 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  70. TIL the city of Nottingham, UK, named a tram after a locally born actress, Vicky McClure. On her maiden trip on the tram, she was ejected for fare evasion. Having been offered a free ride, she did not have a ticket.

    52441 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  71. Selfie with the squad

    52406 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  72. You know that feeling?

    52384 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  73. Found this little chunk on the side of the road today. I fell in love with her immediately. Yes, her name is Beef

    52354 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  74. Sounds like a you problem

    52300 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  75. Infinity gauntlet art reveal

    52288 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  76. People getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei. If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?

    52198 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  77. House votes to reinstate Obama-era net neutrality rules

    52172 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  78. Twitter urged to suspend Trump after president accused of sharing "propaganda" and "hate speech" over Omar attack: Trump posted 'a video showing Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar intercut with footage of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.'

    52158 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  79. If we drive by an agitated bull in our 4X4 Jeep

    52129 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  80. But Daaad

    52087 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  81. Not sure if this fits

    52039 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  82. Cool backflip!

    52032 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  83. One of the first Firetrucks that showed up during 9/11

    52029 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  84. Medicaid could save $2.6 billion within a year if just 1% of its recipients quit smoking, according to new research by UCSF.

    51995 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  85. Life ain’t easy

    51959 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  86. What sounds like fiction but is actually a real historical event?

    51953 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  87. Just a friendly reminder!

    51853 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  88. History of Playstations

    51846 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  89. I fall for this EVERY DAY

    51840 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  90. Assassins's Creed: Unity's virtual recreation of Notre Dame has just become an important piece of historical preservation.

    51839 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  91. My neighbors wanted to call a professional to mark their property line, my parents agreed

    51812 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  92. Tobacco company Philip Morris starts life insurance firm that offers discounts to smokers who quit

    51798 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  93. Puerto Rico

    51778 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  94. Researchers Warn Arctic Has Entered 'Unprecedented State' That Threatens Global Climate Stability: "Never have so many Arctic indicators been brought together in a single paper." And the findings spell trouble for the entire planet.

    51776 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  95. Perfect plates don't exi-

    51753 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  96. $1.6 billion in gold

    51750 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  97. Turning a van into a home

    51729 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  98. This is Violet... she is Deaf and Blind but is responding well to touch signals

    51717 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  99. 2meirl4meirl

    51713 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  100. Power washing in NYC

    51612 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019