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  1. Jackie Chan as stuntman in Bruce Lee Enter The Dragon (1973)

    15816 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  2. Sources: New Nintendo Direct to Occur Between Next Week and the End of Time

    15816 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  3. Prior to my dad retiring today from being a welder in a airmotive company for the last 35 years, he decided to end his career by creating this X-Wing.

    15802 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  4. My girlfriend calls me ______ during sex.

    15799 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  5. Invest now, and you won't need knowledge with all these profits

    15798 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  6. Imagine the possibilities

    15798 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  7. AITA for telling my kid I would help him get a Switch if he can beat Ocarina of Time?

    15795 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  8. I’m assuming this is a recurring hilarious problem

    15784 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  9. Just a small boy who wanted to play

    15780 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  10. Had this happen yesterday (fixed since original got deleted)

    15776 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  11. Oh sweet summer child....

    15771 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  12. It was probably buddy with the tickets...

    15771 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  13. This game is still relevant goddamit

    15769 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  14. Hiding a dildo in his bag at the airport.

    15764 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  15. Trailer vs Gameplay

    15753 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  16. Susan Kuhnhausen’s husband hired a hitman to kill her. She overpowered the hitman. “Tell me who sent you & I will call a fucking ambulance!” she yelled. He didn’t reply & Susan strangled him to death.

    15752 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  17. This IG model has been faking the condition heterochromia (details in comment)

    15748 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  18. Anyone else cringe hard during this moment?

    15747 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  19. Hot

    15742 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  20. MRW someone questions my Starfleet credentials

    15741 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  21. Venezuela: Guaidó says 'final phase' of plan to oust Maduro has begun

    15738 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  22. Where's a pot hole when you need one

    15726 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  23. If you're OOTL or are a console player, This is why Borderlands 3 on Epic Games Store is not wanted.

    15710 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  24. Have you ever stopped listening to an audiobook because the tone of the narrator was so annoying.

    15709 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  25. AITA for not caring when my friend came out of the closet?

    15708 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  26. Brutal Barbara Badly Burns Bitches

    15703 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  27. Jared Kushner identified as senior White House official whose security clearance was denied by career officials

    15698 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  28. I am trying to create the most cringe-inducing character in existence and want ideas

    15696 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  29. This dude got some moves.

    15693 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  30. This tortoise was raised with these dogs since birth and now they are inseparable.

    15684 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  31. It’ll be my turn soon

    15677 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  32. Now they wanna put the aqua in Aquafina

    15675 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  33. About one-third of U.S. women have used marijuana before sex, a small study suggests, and those who do report increased desire and better orgasms.

    15671 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  34. I know the feeling!

    15669 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  35. Norwegian fishermen discover Russian navy 'spy whale' wearing a harness and camera.

    15667 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  36. 10 upvotes and I'll do it

    15664 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  37. me irl

    15649 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  38. My sister got the best wedding present from our cousin who works on the show. The note on top is from Andy Samberg.

    15646 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  39. TIL Jack, a baboon, was employed to change rail signals. After initial skepticism, the railway decided to officially employ the baboon once his job competency was verified. He was paid twenty cents a day, and 1/2 a bottle of beer each week. In his nine years of employment, Jack never made a mistake.

    15645 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  40. Makes sense

    15644 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  41. I bet this had already been posted but if not omggg

    15640 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  42. True love

    15636 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  43. He was not the only one with the power!

    15632 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  44. Just rolling with the waves

    15627 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  45. My [27/M] girlfriend [26/F] of 8 years ghosted me 12 months ago. Last week I ran into her on an anonymous app built for people recovering from breakups. She confessed she still loves me. What should I do?

    15624 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  46. Happens at every retail job ever worked ever

    15621 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  47. Secretary birds are famous for its snake-stomping legs; a single kick delivered some 195 Newtons of force. They are also famous for their long eyelashes.

    15616 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  48. Shake it off

    15610 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  49. The IRS Commissioner Has a Stake in a Trump-Branded Property

    15601 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  50. If we can raise $600 million in 24hrs to rebuild a church, it shows that we could solve real world shit if we really wanted to.

    15600 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  51. Clara Gantt is reunited with her husband’s body after more than 60 years. Sergeant Joseph Grantt went missing during the Korean war.

    15600 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  52. I just wanna send a big thank to Tinder. I tried it for fun, but it brought me happiness.

    15597 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  53. Pop has the most total wins as a head coach with 1,413. Here's his reaction after he got the first one, on December 14, 1996.

    15591 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  54. Guy in a balloon.

    15587 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  55. WIBTA if I tell my sick wife that I have decided to take a vacation because she did the same to me when I had an accident?

    15575 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  56. How BioWare’s Anthem Went Wrong

    15572 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  57. Why is an MIT alum in Congress pretending he doesn’t know climate change is real?

    15566 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  58. This dog has soul as he sings along to Tennessee Whiskey

    15556 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  59. How to Understand the Image of a Black Hole

    15556 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  60. This guy changed my life, he posts daily workout videos shirtless just to inspire other people going through similar situations as him! Thanks to him I lost 25lbs in 2 the last 2 months. Just wanted to give him a shoutout of recognition, he makes me smile everyday. follow him u/Callusedthenics

    15553 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  61. I painted Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

    15549 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  62. Thanks reddit..... am I doing this right?

    15547 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  63. Pronouncing a word the wrong way is a sure sign that you learned it by reading it.

    15545 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  64. searching for basic things and then having to specify because products and characters

    15544 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  65. Eat a dick, Brad.

    15542 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  66. Get me a coffee ☕️

    15539 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  67. My dad when I was young

    15532 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  68. TIL that Medical Bills and illness account for 2/3 of the bankruptcy filings in the US.

    15522 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  69. Making fun of amish people on the internet is the equivalent of flipping off a blind person.

    15518 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  70. Genius.

    15517 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  71. yeah, who needs friends anyways? haha. . .

    15514 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  72. doggo paddle

    15513 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  73. My school news paper

    15510 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  74. Tuesday morning mood

    15497 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  75. [US, OK] Disgruntled neighbor has installed a strobe light to stop epileptic kids from using a school bus stop.

    15496 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  76. I made Hog's hook double as a fully functional grappling hook

    15494 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  77. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate – New Content Approaching – Nintendo Switch

    15494 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  78. Give a man a beer, and he entertains you. Hold a man's beer, and he entertains the world.

    15489 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  79. AITA? I (21F) just had an abortion and my bf (29M) thinks I’m overreacting

    15487 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  80. nooooo nothing

    15487 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  81. Don Jr. Email to Campaign Officials ‘Sounds a Lot Like an Admission’ He Committed a Federal Crime

    15486 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  82. Don’t spoil!!

    15479 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  83. Facebook’s controversial factchecking program is partnering with the Daily Caller, a rightwing website that has pushed misinformation

    15474 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  84. This hinge turns any door into a cat flap

    15473 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  85. Anon’s a retard

    15473 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  86. Not sure if this counts as trashtag, but this is our cemetery after 3 months of cleaning. 120 years abandoned. Dating back to 1724.

    15468 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  87. Oh fuck

    15467 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  88. Can we get an F in chat?

    15465 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  89. Local tattooist moves entire shop for a good reason.

    15463 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  90. Oh, he gunna die

    15453 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  91. New York Opens Investigation Into NRA’s Tax-Exempt Status

    15448 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  92. Friends legitimately worried about her new engagement ring being too small, accuses everyone of fat shaming her.

    15446 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  93. The Protestant Reformation begins (1520)

    15439 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  94. My innocence is gone

    15435 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  95. AITA for not wanting to pay for a diamond ring?

    15419 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  96. To make Northern Ireland larger

    15418 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  97. My fiancé’s birthday is tomorrow and I got our engagement photos commissioned!

    15414 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  98. Who did this!?

    15403 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  99. Surely this is not a thing

    15399 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  100. Samuel L. Jackson in 1969

    15398 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019