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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Such an easy fix, how could they fuck it up so badly?

    58541 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  2. Are we still doing #trashtag? Cleaned up 12 bags of rubbish at my local lake today.

    58505 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  3. Are we late for the party? Because #trashbag Kuwait is just getting started! We filled up 23 30litters trash bags today

    58505 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  4. Not today

    58485 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  5. Dystopian nightmare

    58452 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  6. Arnold sharing his chocolate with my grandparents

    58271 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  7. Donald Trump's U.K. State Visit Faces 'Maximum Disruption,' Protesters Vow to Make Trip 'as Unpleasant as Possible'

    58217 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  8. TIL that in an attempt to enforce Prohibition, the Prohibition Bureau began adding poison to industrial alcohol to prevent its consumption, killing between 10,000 and 50,000 people. This was supported by people like Wayne Wheeler, who argued that the victims had committed suicide by breaking the law

    58131 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  9. Young children whose parents read them five books (140-228 words) a day enter kindergarten having heard about 1.4 million more words than kids who were never read to, a new study found. This 'million word gap' could be key in explaining differences in vocabulary and reading development.

    58059 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  10. K9 in training already knows how to take down a grown man.

    57980 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  11. To sound literate

    57971 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  12. Here we go again

    57950 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  13. Diabetes

    57786 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  14. Stunning Supercut Video Exposes The Fox News Double Standard On Trump And Obama — Clips show Fox News personalities slamming Obama for the same things Trump does now.

    57653 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  15. Former Target turned into a Walmart, they painted the Target orbs yellow instead of removing them

    57642 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  16. You have been visited by Peaceful Pupper. 1000 years good luck.

    57588 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  17. Point blank period

    57571 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  18. It’s not easy being a mother to 9 puppies

    57492 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  19. yelling

    57468 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  20. Shots fired

    57411 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  21. TIL a Puerto Rican man was arrested for watching porno feat Lupe Fuentes, who a pediatrician identified as being underage because of her appearance. The porn star flew there from Spain to show her passport and prove she was 19. The man was in jail for 2 months before that happened.

    57366 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  22. Waves of garbage crash off of the coast of the Dominican Republic. This is a moral crisis: we need an eco-revolution.

    57362 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  23. Seriously.

    57350 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  24. Say Hi to the people

    57350 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  25. Noodle-eating competition

    57278 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  26. Stealing a homeless mans beloved pet

    57268 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  27. Little danger noodle guarding his orange

    57260 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  28. Cat vs ant-gravity water drops

    57249 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  29. They invite me to every party

    57196 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  30. My favourite reason to visit my parents

    57154 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  31. I felt this in my soul!!!

    57149 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  32. This tea house was built over half a millennium ago (circa 1502)!

    57122 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  33. First time using Redbox. If you do this, you are a total piece of shit.

    57121 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  34. Humans hate to eat the same meal repetitively, but a pet can go its whole life eating the same meal and still be excited when you put the bowl down.

    57117 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  35. Borderlands 3's box art is incredible.

    57093 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  36. TIL light bulbs in the New York City subway system screw in "backwards" (i.e. with left-handed threads) so people won't steal them to use at home.

    57006 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  37. I got to drive bus 420 on 4/20!

    56953 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  38. A message from our president. Vive La France. We mourn with you.

    56934 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  39. One of the fox pups that lives in our backyard. We call him Jasper!

    56933 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  40. The soothing sound of an opsilon handpan

    56922 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  41. Notre Dame fire fund hits 300 million euros and rising as second billionaire Bernard Arnault offers to pay 200m

    56891 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  42. David, stop kidding me. Where's the card?

    56883 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  43. Luke Skywalker force ghost cosplay

    56807 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  44. Just doing girly stuff

    56802 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  45. What happens when 3 professional soccer player take on 100 kids

    56783 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  46. CB doesn’t get invited to bachelorette party bc she’s a downer. She threw a GIANT fit until the bride finally said what the hell, you can come. The next day, bride and all 17 females received this email from CB. CB IS NOT the bride or in the bridal party and was invited out of pitty. I can’t 😂😂😂

    56770 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  47. In Dystopia We were told to trust

    56667 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  48. Come on, Erika. Why you gotta start this game?

    56634 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  49. These old drink cans I dug up while renovating my backyard.

    56633 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  50. TIL Mick Jagger has a great-grandchild that is older than his youngest child.

    56597 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  51. The ivy fell off of this wall.

    56556 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  52. Imagine if character was currency.

    56529 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  53. Pettiness level 100,000,00...... My husband was angry this morning so he decided he was only making his half of the bed.

    56490 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  54. Don't get outworked by a coke head.

    56443 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  55. Poor megan

    56361 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  56. Curious baby gets a surprise

    56311 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  57. Who was the dumbest person you ever met? How did you know?

    56305 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  58. LPT: At the end of the April fools joke the pranked person should be laughing too.

    56272 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  59. ʍoǝɯ

    56253 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  60. What conspiracy theory do you believe to be true? What evidence led you to this conclusion?

    56243 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  61. Dame hits the game winner at the buzzer | TNT

    56205 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  62. TIL that it cost $20 million to evict the last four tenants of a Manhattan apartment building to renovate it. The last tenant was so stubborn and savvy that he received $17 million of the money, plus use of a $2 million condo for life.

    56117 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  63. Solid burn

    56098 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  64. Also known as "Nintendo Switch"

    55997 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  65. Almost

    55990 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  66. I got you bud. Forever. It’s you and me.

    55931 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  67. Whoops.

    55907 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  68. The kitty at my local beer store does this every time I come in

    55871 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  69. Update: The POS I put on yesterday found out I posted about him here. So he proceeded to threaten me and also make fun of the fact my mum/mom is dead.

    55869 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  70. Tried cooking a sweet potato in my new air fryer today...

    55846 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  71. Congress Is About to Ban the Government From Offering Free Online Tax Filing. Thank TurboTax.

    55839 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  72. Nonononohnnnggg

    55765 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  73. Martin Shkreli Placed in Solitary Confinement After Allegedly Running Company Behind Bars: Report

    55723 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  74. Welcome to Catan. [OC]

    55698 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  75. US will run out of avocados in three weeks if Trump closes Mexico border. President says there is a ‘good likelihood’ he will close border this week if Mexico does not stop immigrants from reaching US.

    55687 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  76. Barack Obama's letter to Nipsey Hussle's family.

    55685 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  77. “Its my dogs birthday”

    55669 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  78. Me, my friends and 90 bags full of garbage 💪 #trashtag

    55644 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  79. 🚨🚨🚨Bitch lasagna and Congratulations are now unavailable in india🚨🚨🚨

    55611 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  80. TIL that pencils are yellow because in the 19th century, the best graphite came from China. Because yellow was a royal colour in China, pencil companies began to colour their pencils yellow to show both high quality and an association with China.

    55560 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  81. Reddit not covering the Sri Lanka bombings the same way it covered the New Zealand shootings is dirty politics.

    55529 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  82. The local small town theater.

    55475 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  83. A Fathers Love.

    55444 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  84. Gravity Industries' $440,000 jet suit.

    55391 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  85. Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Joseph graduated from Pepperdine university!

    55349 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  86. The brain doesnt have nerves. So, if you were able to touch your brain, youd feel your brain on your hand but not your brain being touched by your hand, all while your brain knowing it's being touched

    55341 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  87. Today someone learned that bees are, in fact, not food

    55205 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  88. My cat stealing chicken nuggets

    55187 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  89. This pearl I found in an oyster I was eating.

    55148 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  90. Weird flex but okay

    55126 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  91. French court finds Monsanto guilty of poisoning farmer. Ruling says chemicals giant knew of weedkiller’s dangers but label lacked warning

    55126 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  92. A baby fox showed up to say hi at my grandmother's house

    55098 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  93. Grandma bro

    55060 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  94. Anti-vaxxers banned from raising money on GoFundMe

    55055 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  95. Wholesome gatekeep

    55051 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  96. Currently over 4 meters (13 ft.) of snow at Riksgränsen skii resort in northen Sweden

    55050 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  97. In your 20s you’re worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway.

    55035 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  98. TIL during World War II, young black musicians started calling each other "man" as a sign of respect, in part because they were so tired of being referred to as "boy".

    55015 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  99. Her reaction to having her photo taken

    54977 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  100. Parents of reddit, what is most fucked up secret you are hiding from your children?

    54966 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019