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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. r/dankmemes starter pack

    12540 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  2. I agree.

    12538 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  3. A good assistant is key

    12537 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  4. Me irl

    12531 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  5. Trippy prism rainbow though incense smoke

    12523 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  6. Roses are red, I eat peas,

    12517 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  7. The Calgary Flames have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup playoffs after losing to the Colorado Avalanche in 5 games

    12517 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  8. Letting your kid draw on the Nobel Memorial at he Natural History Museum

    12516 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  9. TIL of May Bradford, a Red Cross volunteer during WWI who wrote over 25,000 letters and notes, an average of 12 a day, for wounded soldiers who were too ill or too uneducated to write to their family. She also sat with the injured and dying and considered herself to be a surrogate mother to them.

    12513 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  10. I feel as though African Americans are the most racist type of people I know, and I am not even white.

    12511 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  11. An unwanted job opportunity.

    12509 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  12. Rush Limbaugh on consensual sex

    12508 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  13. I saw this one randomly on the internet

    12506 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  14. That friend that only comes out when they need something.

    12503 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  15. Concert security guy is not a screamo fan

    12503 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  16. Oh China, please don't ever change.

    12500 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  17. feels bad for this dude

    12498 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  18. They ain't got nothing on you

    12492 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  19. *panics in German*

    12491 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  20. WIBTA if I report my son's school?

    12478 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  21. This is how you time lapse

    12477 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  22. Its's kind of a tip actually...

    12475 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  23. Hunturion vs B’Bork part 2

    12469 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  24. Yay sand!

    12461 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  25. Team Liquid vs. Team SoloMid / LCS 2019 Spring Playoffs - Final / Post-Match Discussion

    12456 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  26. Takeshi‘s castle. only 90s kid will remember

    12451 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  27. AITA for giving my daughter a cheap prepaid phone after she intentionally broke her smartphone?

    12450 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  28. Awesome strike performance

    12439 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  29. Trump confirms he is considering placing undocumented migrants only in 'sanctuary cities' in revenge against Democrats

    12438 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  30. People who overclaim their level of knowledge and are impressed by pseudo-profound bullshit are also more likely to believe fake news, according to new research (n=1,606) published in the Journal of Personality.

    12438 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  31. The most unrealistic thing in movies is that everyone waits their turn to talk.

    12431 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  32. Was looking into Avatar to try to convince my friend to watch it and came across this. Best show ever.

    12429 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  33. You know what, this game still looks great

    12428 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  34. That poor showman🙄

    12423 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  35. TIL Humans are bioluminescent and glow in the dark. The light is just too weak for human eyes to detect

    12421 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  36. Your fingers just slowly 3D-print your fingernails

    12420 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  37. Hello from the divorce lawyer

    12408 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  38. iPhone revenue drops $6 billion

    12407 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  39. If I gotta go...

    12406 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  40. Me irl

    12402 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  41. AITA for not moving seats after a student asked me to do so because she was distracted by my scars?

    12397 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  42. Cat problems

    12395 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  43. When one dude comes back from the dead, he's a messiah. When a few hundred dudes come back from the dead, it's a zombie apocalypse.

    12390 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  44. Family thought sign was funny, I didn’t know what it meant. Yes I turned out to be a lesbian.

    12384 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  45. Exactly 100 years ago died one of the coolest guys to ever wear a sombrero. Emiliano Zapata in Mexico city, 1914. Colorized photo.

    12383 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  46. Dunk on ‘em

    12380 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  47. The guy who's filming makes this perfect!

    12380 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  48. Boeing sued for Securities Fraud after concealing information about the 737 MAX caused a $35 billion loss of stock value. Lawsuit claims profit was put before safety.

    12378 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  49. Being born attractive is the biggest privilege by far in the world

    12378 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  50. [OC] I made a portable dice tray for my friend's 30th. He recently got into D&D. It can hold stuff too [x-post /r/Woodworking]

    12372 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  51. My turn

    12366 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  52. "I want my son to ride the limousine!". "Sure, if he has a coffin to be in".

    12357 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  53. The Salem Witch Trials begin (1692)

    12353 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  54. How to properly advertise for a graphic designer

    12352 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  55. Let’s hit 100M Girl Scouts!

    12350 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  56. mcdonalds

    12345 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  57. If a woman sexually assaults a man and gets pregnant, is the man in any way legally responsible for that child?

    12344 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  58. Making a rocket.

    12339 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  59. Google’s constant product shutdowns are damaging its brand

    12338 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  60. Someone clearly didn't think this through...

    12336 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  61. Biggest plot twist of 2017

    12333 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  62. Hello there

    12329 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  63. Microsoft played key role in stopping “Right to Repair” in Washington - A state representative sheds some light on how tech companies blocked the popular measure

    12328 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  64. Literally every time in public school

    12325 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  65. Jimmy Fallon made a monkey's paw wish. He got to be a successful late night host, but has to laugh at any comment his guest makes

    12325 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  66. When you think it’s fun to hit cyclists with your car door

    12322 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  67. Flying A Plane Over NYC To Promote Pewdiepie

    12319 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  68. The Pether Nortal

    12317 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  69. I was too a choosing beggar

    12315 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  70. Citizens fight back against the police at a march in Europe

    12311 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  71. I spent almost 10,000 hours working on a game set in a lucid dream and it's pretty trippy! It's my first game and it's almost finished.

    12311 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  72. Zlatan Ibrahimovic after criticizing the VAR decision on Houston’s goal in the Galaxy’s 2-1 win: “Maybe the MLS will punish me, but I am the MLS, so don’t worry about it.”

    12304 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  73. German Shepherd left alone with a rib bone & told her not to eat it

    12303 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  74. They all died.

    12301 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  75. Lies, Deception.

    12299 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  76. Invest in this great volume template!

    12299 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  77. The weather map from this morning accurately represents how most Finns currently feel. (taken from /r/suomi)

    12299 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  78. it shall remain a mystery

    12294 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  79. TIFU by accidentally assaulting a child in a public park

    12280 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  80. It'll cure anything!

    12279 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  81. Something my girlfriend (24f)said that I (25m) can’t stop thinking about

    12268 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  82. What video game do you want that doesn’t exist?

    12266 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  83. No spoilers here

    12266 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  84. WIBTA for divorcing husband over his past sperm donation

    12260 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  85. Dude.... Seriously?! I just washed that.

    12259 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  86. Breaking: TJ Dillashaw has been suspended two years by USADA. Tested positive for EPO prior to Jan. 19 title fight against Henry Cejudo. Dillashaw did not contest the suspension.

    12258 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  87. [LEAK]MASSIVE BUFF FOR JIB AND CAUSTIC

    12258 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  88. Everyone congratulate James

    12247 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  89. Scotland in March

    12246 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  90. On this day 70 years ago Ireland declared its independence from the United kingdom. Éirinn go Brách!

    12239 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  91. That's 1 way to handle it

    12236 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  92. [SPOILERS] Theon Greyjoy showed today that you don’t need balls to be a man.

    12235 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  93. How it Be

    12231 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  94. Cut yourself? Just sprinkle pepper on it

    12231 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  95. Aikido master demonstrates best self-defense technique against a sword

    12226 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  96. So civilised

    12220 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  97. "Party Mix" Starter Pack

    12216 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  98. As Mueller ends, Michael Cohen giving 'new evidence' to NY feds

    12207 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  99. absolutelynotme_irl

    12203 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  100. Kids these days can pause their t.v. shows, but not their video games.

    12198 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019