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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Bald Guinea pigs look like little hippos

    24427 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  2. A video showing a realistic way too make a mars habitat

    24421 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  3. "Am I a good boi now?"

    24409 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  4. That face

    24409 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  5. Tom and Jerry memes are always good investments, invest now!

    24383 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  6. Somebody save these children

    24366 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  7. Movies stuff in real life

    24363 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  8. Now is no need to get off the couch anymore

    24350 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  9. I don't want no trouble..

    24329 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  10. Wholsome truth

    24318 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  11. Me irl

    24315 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  12. Ocasio-Cortez plans visit to Kentucky despite being uninvited by GOP colleague

    24314 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  13. The UK's porn ban will go into effect in July, the government has announced. After 15 July, all internet users will have be forced to prove themselves to be over 18 or be entirely blocked from seeing adult content.

    24314 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  14. Prehistoric spider-like arachnid found preserved in amber

    24300 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  15. Better upgrade than a Titan RTX.

    24286 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  16. [Image] Don't dwell on the past

    24284 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  17. Difference between overweight and normal weight. Both cross-sections are real and come from donors.

    24283 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  18. Death box got stuck in the air so I had to improvise

    24283 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  19. Dayummm

    24279 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  20. I got Max, my pup a year ago from a guy that was giving it away and then this lady came crashing in. I hope you find this as funny as i did!

    24279 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  21. Shiny noodle

    24275 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  22. 31 Years Married Today! Marriage advice- Pick someone nice. Nice lasts. Unlike hair and collarbones.

    24271 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  23. Star Wars Episode IX – Teaser

    24230 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  24. ‘Barr didn’t spin the report, he just lied’

    24226 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  25. Trooo

    24222 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  26. Like father - like son 🙂

    24217 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  27. Straight up

    24216 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  28. Rubber Ducky Man

    24212 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  29. TIL that Natalie Portman speaks Hebrew(native), English, French, German, Spanish and Japanese. As a student, she co-authored two research papers that were published in scientific journals.

    24208 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  30. One of these is not like the other.

    24204 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  31. My neighbor’s house

    24195 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  32. My type of girl

    24191 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  33. Keith knows how to treat the ladies

    24188 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  34. Not Facebook but still clearly insane

    24181 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  35. I wonder why they call you racist 🤷‍♀️

    24173 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  36. What are some things that people dont realise would happen if there was actually a zombie outbreak?

    24170 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  37. These students at my University and their racist houseparty

    24168 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  38. Won’t you wish Nemo a happy birthday? 🥳

    24142 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  39. This isn't a joke Cindy.

    24139 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  40. Cops pepper spray 15 year old for taking a “defensive stance”

    24138 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  41. The word dude is non-binary

    24134 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  42. Men who leave after learning their kids aren't theirs aren't doing anything wrong

    24132 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  43. Can we please do this?

    24131 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  44. Scientists have developed a new type of gene editing CRISPR system, called CRISPR-Cas3, which can efficiently erase long stretches of DNA from a targeted site in the human genome, with the potential to seek out and erase such ectopic viruses as herpes simplex, Epstein-Barr, and hepatitis B.

    24121 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  45. dot

    24113 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  46. We salute you Legends

    24110 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  47. Didn’t want to pick up her dogs sh1t and then proceeded to hurl abuse once I did it for her. Top shelf freak out material.

    24107 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  48. Sequence Initiated.

    24106 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  49. U.S. House committee seeks Trump tax returns from IRS

    24104 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  50. Thanos Preparing for Endgame Episode 10: Captain America

    24102 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  51. How easily a moose powers through deep snows

    24100 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  52. Jewish Settlers Filmed Attacking Palestinian Family; No Arrests Were Made

    24078 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  53. The drawing equivalent of fear

    24073 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  54. How to make your food look better

    24040 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  55. [Image] Bob Ross on letting go

    24037 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  56. ...so I threw the senate at him.

    24037 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  57. If a baby is born with an incurable illness that will disable it forever, the better option is let them die, not do everything to keep it alive.

    24037 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  58. 🚨🚨🚨 CONGRATULATIONS! PEWDIEPIE IS BACK IN THE LEAD! THIS. IS. EPIC! 🚨🚨🚨

    24024 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  59. Star Wars Movies Will Take a Break After Episode IX According to Bob Iger

    24017 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  60. Golden girl spots her dad on the street

    24010 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  61. My 1.5 year old pup. For reference, I’m 6’7”

    24005 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  62. In Iron Man 2 when War Machines armor is compromised the language in the suit changes to Russian

    24003 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  63. Iranian chess player Dorsa Derakhshani plays for the US team after being banned from playing without her hijab by her own team

    24002 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  64. Trump and his business sue House Oversight chairman to block congressional subpoena of financial records

    24001 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  65. The best punchline in GTA SA

    24000 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  66. Getting a new phone

    23997 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  67. LeBron James' I Promise School sees 'extraordinary' test score improvement after first year

    23990 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  68. Odd phrasing, but ok.

    23965 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  69. Parents of reddit, what was your oh god I’ve raised a monster moment?

    23964 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  70. This looks like a dog in a bathroom, but this is a girl who would not come out of her crate on her own for the last four months, and last night actually went into my room, my bathroom, the living room (with three people in it) AND played with toys, all of which she has never done before.

    23959 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  71. Got you, dad!

    23947 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  72. This is what 150+ hours of Bloodhound looks like

    23938 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  73. TIL It Has Been Twenty Years Since Fabio Killed A Goose With His Face On A Roller Coaster.

    23934 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  74. Not gonna get me!!!

    23925 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  75. Norbert the Therapy Dog gives you high-fives to brighten your day!

    23924 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  76. For the love of god, think of the bears!!!

    23915 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  77. Truck Driver Goes Insane After Train Does Multiple Passes At Intersection

    23890 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  78. Trump refers to Fox News as ‘we,’ after years of echoing the network

    23889 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  79. It's those damn phones

    23882 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  80. Pepper niggas be like: *spicy noises*

    23870 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  81. [Self] - Felt cute might raid stormwind later... Idk

    23866 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  82. Why did they charge tho?

    23859 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  83. In Brazil 🇧🇷, a couple planted 2 million trees in 20 years to recreate a forest and the animals are back 🦋

    23859 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  84. The worst of the worst

    23834 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  85. This is what we’d see if the Andromeda Galaxy were brighter!

    23833 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  86. The hero we need

    23817 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  87. Invest now in this burning hot OC and shower yourself with profits!

    23809 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  88. Somebody said black cats are hard to photograph for social media. Well meet Thor.

    23809 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  89. Facebook’s newest ‘fact checkers’ are Koch-funded climate deniers

    23799 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  90. If water is the default drink, what is the default food?

    23796 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  91. This is what you’re supposed to wake up to on a Saturday

    23792 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  92. Relationships!

    23789 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  93. TIL: The band Chicago was so fond of cocaine that during a tour in the 1970's they put a fake phone booth on stage called the "Snortitorium" so they could do lines mid-concert without going backstage.

    23782 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  94. The price of Brexit has been £66 billion so far, plus an impending recession — and it hasn't even started yet

    23781 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  95. I am NOT a reminder of betrayal, I am his daughter. The way Reddit speaks of children that are a result of cheating makes me ill.

    23757 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  96. Noble Six from Halo cosplay by whereisdanielle

    23756 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  97. [Spoilers] Post-Premiere Discussion – Season 8 Episode 1

    23730 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  98. If a girl is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:

    23714 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  99. We’re all equal

    23687 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  100. Wholesome drunk intruder

    23681 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019