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Reddit (Apr 2019)
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HNNNNGGGG
7176 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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My brother in-law thinks he’s a snack. Eat me’ up boys!
7176 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Lil Tee
7174 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Google adopts 3D touch as Apple is rumored to kill it. "Deep Press" may use machine learning rather than hardware to enable it in all Android Q phones.
7173 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Dreams are real
7173 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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THIS HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE!!!11!
7165 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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LPT: When engaging in debate, be willing to change your opinion if given a convincing argument. People will respect your integrity more than if you stubbornly double down, and you will become broader minded by genuinely considering others views.
7162 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Not Pokémon
7162 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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My local pizza shop saw that I tried to a pizza with my change and gave it to me for less, they then proceeded to give me one for free and 2 oranges and some cookies. I'm a student and it really made my day :)
7161 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Another one from my sketchbook.
7150 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Moussa Sissoko: "I was on the bench when I saw the goal that made it 5-3, I was so upset that I returned directly to the dressing room. I was alone, no one had accompanied me, no TV screen was broadcasting the game. In my head we were eliminated." (French link)
7148 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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LPT: If you find yourself procrastinating in starting a new task, tell yourself you just taking some practical steps now to "prepare" to do it later. You might end up getting half the job done or more just in the process of "preparing."
7144 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Well ok then
7143 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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A Skate Shop & a Butchershop are located next to each other. They share one sign.
7142 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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A cold morning up the Hopkins Valley, New Zealand [1365x2048] [OC]
7141 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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One person found this helpful
7139 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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*Acts like nothing happened*
7137 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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The Absolute MADLAD
7135 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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[Post Game Thread] The Denver Nuggets have elevated themselves over a valiant San Antonio Spurs comeback, 90 - 86, winning the series in 7 games behind Jokic's triple double
7134 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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TIL a town bully who was a pedohile, a thief, a stalker, an intimidator & and attempted murdered, always escaped the law. Then one day, he was shot dead in broad daylight. There were over 40 witnesses but nobody would identify the killer because they felt he got what he deserved.
7132 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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The new documentary Our Planet on Netflix shows how the filming crew is affected by heart breaking scene caused by climate changed
7131 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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I'm(26M) questioning my sexuality after meeting this guy(40M) at the gym-UPDATE. HE ASKED ME OUT!!!
7129 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Oh The All Mighty.
7128 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Oh lord
7122 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Falcon Heavy's boosters landing in Cape Canaveral
7107 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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So energizing ...
7107 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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After 1,427 failed attempts, I finally got my first solo victory!
7106 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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(SPOILERS EXTENDED) Last night's episode in a nutshell.
7103 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Be Smart And Don't Do That
7099 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Ssshhh , you are gonna wake up the freaking EYEBLEACH
7099 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Buy it for $400 and give it to me for $52
7097 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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This is true
7092 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Most T Become a social likely O media influencer
7088 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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HMC while i show you my talent
7082 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Where's the lie?
7076 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Clean Window
7073 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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They don't care.
7070 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Me_irl
7069 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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🔥 I don't care what anyone says this little guy is adorable
7065 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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19 year old girl burned alive by fellow students after reporting her teacher for sexual harassment
7064 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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We forget Carly was the real nice girl sometimes
7063 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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🔥 This is a butterfly 🔥
7062 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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31 year old divorced father of 3 with gray hair on my 3rd 12 hour night shift. Do your wurst.
7062 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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Stanford expels student admitted with falsified sailing credentials
7061 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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2meirl4meirl
7057 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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safari
7055 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Men should not feel guilty for avoiding relationships with single moms
7053 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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We've been blessed again
7047 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Why you can't drop water on burning buildings
7043 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Ole Gunnar Solskjær says some of his players need a reality check about their level, and says there is no hiding place at Manchester United.
7040 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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The Egyptians were truly more advanced than us
7039 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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My daughter, Savannah, a couple months before she died.
7036 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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A redditor on how interacting with LS can be frustrating as a Reddit analyst
7036 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Hate it when that happens
7034 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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cursed_landing
7022 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Avengers: Nice Fade - Hawkeye's Barber has serious talent
7019 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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There are 12 black dots on this image, but your brain won't let you see them all at once!
7019 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Cats are real jerks
7015 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Christians counter their inability to win a debate with atheists by saying that they don't need to argue with us because atheists actually believe in their hearts that God exists, and we're angry at him judging us, so we become "intellectually schizophrenic" to disprove God. Yeah...ok.
7014 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Republican Hypocrisy Speedrun: 1) Republicans voted unanimously to call for the release the Mueller report; 2) just a few days later Republicans voted unanimously to prevent the release the Mueller report.
7014 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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TIL that the legendary Johnny Cash fought for the rights of Native Americans and dedicated an entire album to them. Radio stations refused to play any of the album. In retaliation, Cash bought an ad on Billboard asking: "Where are your guts?"
7013 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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[SPOILERS] The fact that so many GOT fans calling "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" just another needless filler episode plus it getting just an average rating on IMDb, is all a bit disappointing for me..
7007 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Consent
7006 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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Seems like something i could do tbh
7005 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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HMJB as I get bamboozled
7004 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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AITA for thinking my girlfriend sleeping with her dad is inappropriate?
7000 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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I'm owed a phone call. I want my phone call.
6999 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Thanks, I hate it.
6996 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Have something thatmade me smile
6995 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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TIL that while sitting down while peeing is getting more and more popular, it's also good and healthy for men. It helps emptying the bladder, and thus can prevent bladder stones and urinary tract infections. Claims that it could prevent prostate problems however are yet to be verified.
6993 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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The Russo bros when handing out only partial scripts to the cast.
6984 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Everyone knows college graduates never had to do any research
6983 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Griffin vs. SK Telecom T1 / LCK 2019 Spring Playoffs - Final / Post-Match Discussion
6980 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Depression 100
6974 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Your pigs dammit!
6971 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Caught in the act.
6970 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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President Xi congratulates Kim Jong Un on reelection
6969 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Apex legends but all legends are bugs.
6967 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Ouchmouse
6967 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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Fire breather looks like he's kissing a fire dragon!
6967 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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hmmm
6967 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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If onlt CS were like this
6962 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Robert Pattinson was not allowed to keep a copy of the script for Christopher Nolan's upcoming film due to Warner Bros' attempt stop spoilers. Plot or character details have not been announced, although sources close to the project have described it as a “massive, innovative, action blockbuster".
6956 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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(AZ) Mom had a lung biopsy a few days ago, was surprisingly sent home yesterday after telling doctors she still had breathing difficulty - Hours after being home her lungs stopped working, had a heart attack and passed away.
6949 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Story vs. Post
6948 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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The way this guy got banned over and over is just satisfying! Thank You Respawn!
6938 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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My cat is trying his best to nurse me back to health after knee surgery yesterday. Although I keep having to relocate him from laying on my actual incision
6938 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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Once is plenty, but every time?
6937 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Have to give a shout out to Charles Schwab
6929 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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E3 vs Release Graphics
6928 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Didn’t know Mario was Communist
6925 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Franz Reichelt, an Austrian-born French tailor who is remembered for jumping to his death from the Eiffel Tower while testing a wearable parachute of his own design.
6919 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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After 4 hours of gameplay and about 12 hours of queuetime, I reached #1 in Competitive 6v6 elimination in EU! Wooo!
6919 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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ThIs is Too deep S
6918 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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How Libertarians argue
6914 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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[Homemade] Brisket tacos
6913 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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AFK Fishing on Nintendo Switch
6905 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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I crammed 40 f***ing pebbles into my cock...
6902 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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When his dog died, no funeral home was willing to clean up his pet. So, this man quit his job and opened up a funeral home for pets to give a proper send off for pets.
6900 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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This is how you infiltrate a loot-goblins home
6894 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019