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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Honeybees Repel Hornets Using 'Shimmering' Defense Behavior

    25109 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  2. My dad said he found a frog in the bathroom and needed me to get it, this is what is saw

    25093 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  3. me_irl

    25093 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  4. Seems reasonable to me

    25092 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  5. Reds' Jesse Winker makes catch, eyeballs fan's food.

    25083 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  6. TIFU by peeing in a girls mouth thinking i was ejaculating.

    25067 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  7. STOP REPOSTING THIS

    25051 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  8. And also satisfaction.

    25028 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  9. Thought I was texting my girlfriend, now my cars name is Hannah

    25025 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  10. What insults make you sound classy and intelligent?

    25025 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  11. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: 'Sec. Nielsen Oversaw One of the Largest-scale Human Rights Violations in Recent History'

    25020 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  12. Don't be a sheep, be a wolf and invest in this OC to dominate your foes!

    25015 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  13. TIL That Pluto was discovered in 1930 by a 23 year old farm boy with no degree in astronomy. He spent a year comparing photographs, looking for a star that changed positions in the sky. He would later teach at New Mexico State.

    25008 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  14. How Popeyes Be Training They Employees

    24977 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  15. Neo-Nazi, 23, who plotted to kill a Labour MP with a machete is unmasked as a convicted paedophile who groomed boys as young as 13 after jury fails to reach a verdict in his National Action trial

    24962 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  16. Pretty ironic that as TV screens got bigger, spilt screen games became less frequent

    24941 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  17. spOoked

    24941 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  18. Hope slazo puts this in his video uwu

    24934 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  19. Not offending anyone

    24933 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  20. it's unfortunate this pizza box didn't take off

    24925 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  21. Catholic priest burning Harry Potter books and Twilight novels

    24925 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  22. A rare example of an antivaxxer seeing the light. Boo on you commenter!

    24920 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  23. Man asks Blue Jays for the source of injury news and the Jays respond quite literally.

    24916 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  24. Ban on smoking at Disney parks goes into effect this Wednesday

    24915 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  25. I do

    24902 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  26. Oof

    24899 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  27. Donald Trump used to call Kirstjen Nielsen at home in the mornings to demand she stop migrants: Report

    24877 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  28. So basically every price

    24873 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  29. Pretty much how college works

    24868 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  30. It’s a navigational instrument! 🤣

    24863 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  31. We did alright for a couple of avengers

    24862 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  32. I only drink free-range, organic water

    24859 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  33. Dunno tgay's reddit

    24847 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  34. That’s crazy

    24842 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  35. Everybody smile for the camera!

    24838 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  36. LPT: often, being liked doesn’t require you to be interesting/funny. It just requires you to make other people feel interesting/funny.

    24829 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  37. The old brick roads of Seattle popping out from underneath the damaged asphalt

    24821 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  38. New Jersey woman confronts family friend who molested her as a child during a family function

    24819 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  39. God loves all his children.

    24819 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  40. Speeding not giving a fuck wcgw

    24809 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  41. US Half Dollar Coin Cut Out By Hand

    24808 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  42. High density / big city residents.... What's the craziest thing you've seen through through someone else's windows? [NSFW]

    24802 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  43. AITA for cutting my sister out of my life for getting engaged to my worst highschool bully?

    24801 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  44. apparently my handwriting is satisfying

    24793 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  45. I had an egg inside my egg

    24783 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  46. Robert Reich: Congress Should Be Ready to Arrest Attorney General William Barr If He Defies Subpoena

    24766 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  47. My sister with Down Syndrome and I got to visit Disney Land and Gaston stole her heart.

    24764 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  48. Made me chuckle

    24761 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  49. Taking a little time out of your day can mean the world to someone else

    24759 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  50. Sitting on a vet’s grave for a picture

    24756 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  51. First photo of a black hole in the heart of the M87 galaxy taken by the Event Horizon Telescope

    24748 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  52. This is Otto, he is a dog skateboarder and currently holds the record for largest human tunnel travelled in one sitting

    24732 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  53. Introverts run on re-chargeable batteries while extroverts run on solar panels

    24732 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  54. Mark Hamill Does a Perfect Impression of Harrison Ford

    24731 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  55. My 3 yo son and I raised monarchs last fall. The butterflies seemed to just love him!!! One of my favorite pics 🦋💕

    24712 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  56. This photo of a pelican trying to eat my phone

    24687 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  57. Showing up for a friend (sound)

    24687 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  58. [No Spoilers] HBO sent me the actual Map Markers for Targaryen, Stark, and Lannister and commissioned me to do a wood carving integrating all 3 to celebrate the final season. Reddit voting my previous GOT carving to the front page was likely a big reason they found me. Thank you! More to come.

    24686 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  59. Onwer of instagram account "fuckjerry" builds his company solely on plagiarized meme content. (His networth is nearly 10 million.)

    24680 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  60. Chicken head stabilisation

    24677 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  61. Anon goes to a restaurant

    24667 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  62. Visual proof that the exterior angles of the side of a polygon always add to 360 degrees.

    24667 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  63. Murdered by his own words

    24660 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  64. How ya'll nibbas make ur water? hmu if u need the recipe.

    24654 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  65. The Russians are screwing with the GPS system to send bogus navigation data to thousands of ships

    24653 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  66. The Academy won’t change its rules to exclude Netflix from the Oscars

    24640 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  67. Recreational green is allowed in 10 out of the 50 US states. The fraction 10/50 is equal to 4/20.

    24638 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  68. Democrats win special election, flip Pennsylvania state senate seat in Trump country

    24637 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  69. Man who removed condom during intercourse with sex worker jailed for rape | The Independent

    24630 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  70. White House officials concerned about being exposed by Mueller report

    24623 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  71. Visited a historical place today

    24607 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  72. This

    24575 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  73. I don't think this system works

    24574 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  74. Sixth grader starter pack

    24572 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  75. Yoga Does Not Make Inmates Gay, Says Russian Prison Chief As Classes Are Reinstated

    24567 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  76. Hey Republicans, see you in 2020

    24566 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  77. Kids are dumb I guess

    24544 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  78. Adults of reddit, what was something you were unprepared for when you first moved out out of your parents' house?

    24540 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  79. The "Celebrity Activist" Starter Pack

    24539 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  80. The best drinking glass ever

    24517 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  81. Thank you Thanos!

    24515 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  82. Dislocated shoulder

    24511 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  83. Children 17 and Under Will Get Free Admission to The Academy Museum of Motion Pictures Forever Thanks to a Grant from the George Lucas Family Foundation

    24508 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  84. At robbing a bank.

    24499 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  85. Me_irl

    24484 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  86. Kid snuffs out his birthday candle with his face.

    24473 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  87. Sanders town hall audience cheers after Fox News host asks if they'd support 'Medicare for all'

    24466 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  88. How a car window works

    24465 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  89. When magic happens

    24463 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  90. The rare and elusive couch shark

    24460 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  91. Trump supporter stealing the literal spotlight at a Broadway play

    24459 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  92. Amazon posts record $3.6 billion profit in first three months of 2019

    24458 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  93. [SPOILERS] S08E03...Credits

    24456 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  94. Struck my heart

    24447 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  95. For Marzia, it would be awesome if it reaches to them

    24446 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  96. Native American confronts protesters on illigal immigration, leaving them speechless

    24442 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  97. LOUDER SON!!!

    24439 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  98. Made my day ❤

    24435 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  99. You guys like memes, right?

    24432 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  100. Bald Guinea pigs look like little hippos

    24427 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019