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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Wholesome redditor

    17658 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  2. Team of sweats interrupted us as we were building a house. Unfortunately for them, they missed one of us.

    17657 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  3. Mother giraffe comes in to defend her kid after they get knocked down by a pride of lions

    17656 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  4. Its all about priorities.

    17631 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  5. GoDaddy takes down 15,000 subdomains used for online scams

    17627 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  6. So I ordered the bread phone case and it came in today...

    17625 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  7. She’s a mans dream

    17622 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  8. Roomates are cool.

    17616 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  9. When I was stationed in Texas, I got some matches from across the border

    17613 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  10. Some people are too stupid to live.

    17605 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  11. When she says she only matched with you by accident

    17601 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  12. October bleps in a box

    17593 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  13. This is what I call a deal

    17592 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  14. Shoutout to th-

    17589 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  15. Letting your kids play in the car wash

    17583 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  16. Julian Assange to be expelled from Ecuadorean embassy within ‘hours to days’

    17581 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  17. Jackie Chan turns 65 today, here is a picture of him from 1970.

    17579 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  18. Omar: 'Stephen Miller is a white nationalist'

    17576 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  19. The look on this dog's face is priceless

    17574 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  20. Good girl

    17572 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  21. TIFU by searching for child p*rn

    17570 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  22. 🔥 A Lion, pinned down by 20 Hyenas, gets some much needed back up from one of the homies

    17562 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  23. The girl I thought I was gonna marry is currently smoking weed and fucking dudes at the college I was rejected from, make me feel worse

    17558 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  24. Streamer banned for "Blackface" after cosplaying Lifeline from Apex

    17546 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  25. [MM] uh oh

    17521 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  26. Moving from imgur to reddit.

    17519 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  27. vIcious dUCk ATTaCks HelpLess CoLLegE StudENTS

    17510 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  28. [Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers (1-1) defeat the Golden State Warriors (1-1) in a nail biter, 135-131.

    17508 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  29. TIL the 2008 financial crash directly led to 6566 suicides, causing more deaths than the September 11 attacks.

    17508 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  30. My school brought in a distracted driving simulator to keep kids off their phone behind the wheel.

    17505 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  31. Ed eyes

    17500 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  32. Some gifs just defy explanation

    17494 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  33. Mitt Romney Is Now Running Interference on Trump's Tax Returns, Because Of Course He Is — One of the few Republicans alive who could credibly challenge this president* will instead do nothing.

    17492 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  34. Rabbit does a big yawn

    17487 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  35. My shower thought from this morning

    17485 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  36. Michele Bachmann: Trump is the most “Godly, Biblical” President we’ve ever seen. There you have it, folks. This is proof Bachmann has never fucking read the Bible, which says that folks should be stoned for adultery and that rich men almost never get into Heaven.

    17484 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  37. My grandparents got new aprons for their anniversary and made me want to draw them as the characters

    17480 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  38. My (36m) wife (33f) was sued, I'm feeling resentment towards her and I don't know how to move past it.

    17465 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  39. TIL there is a small, insignificant church in Cumbria, UK, that has a 500 year old bell, inscribed with text from a language that died almost 1000 years before the bell was made. The meaning is unknown.

    17459 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  40. 0-100 real quick RipCorals

    17459 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  41. Amazon reportedly employs thousands of people to listen to your Alexa conversations

    17448 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  42. If you consider that your brain is driving around your body similar to how we operate vehicles, with the help of diet and exercise you can turn your body into a luxury sports car for your brain.

    17446 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  43. Anon is a school shooter

    17441 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  44. This weird dog who’s a security guard?

    17422 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  45. Pea delivery

    17418 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  46. The Forgotten Reason Congress Needs to See the Mueller Report: Legislators have a responsibility to police obstruction of justice, according to the Constitution.

    17410 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  47. Chicken head stabilisation

    17409 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  48. Does anyone else think Michael and Christian should have been friends after this?

    17402 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  49. TIL the Shamwow guy, Vince Offer, wrote a comedy film which was considered to be one of the worst films of all time. With a $500,000 budget, it grossed $856 at the box office.

    17400 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  50. We should be as dedicated as this guy.

    17396 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  51. Machete attack towards a guard

    17395 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  52. Hunturion vs B’Bork, Canines Of Chaos

    17387 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  53. PSA to anyone buying MK11: the harder towers are literally impossible without rare or better gear and single use consumables, earning these are incredibly grindy and the whole system is designed to get you to spend money on the game

    17382 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  54. Scotland's HPV vaccine linked to 'near elimination' of cervical cancer

    17378 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  55. Our old dog is 14, doesn’t usually want to play, and really never learned how. (We adopted her as a senior dog). But today I came home from work and she chased me around the house, played tug of war and hopped around like a puppy!

    17371 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  56. the details of this marble statue in a milan church

    17367 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  57. TIL Robin Williams was offered the role of The Joker in Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman film as leverage to ensure Jack Nicholson accepted the part. As a result, Robin Williams refused to act in any Warner Bros films until the company apologized.

    17362 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  58. The Cast of GTA V if they were in the game’s loading screen

    17359 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  59. Amazon makes an extra delivery... See 0:17

    17357 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  60. Neighbors child has disabilities and won't stop climbing the fence, entering my house and "freeing" my dogs

    17348 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  61. My boyfriend and I met Oscar at a convention in Philadelphia.

    17347 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  62. “Do what I say, not what I do.”

    17346 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  63. During the theatrical run of The Horror Of Party Beach (1964), some theaters made the audiences sign “fright release waivers” in case they had heart attacks from seeing the movie’s terrifying monster.

    17342 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  64. Progress is addicting

    17332 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  65. You can see his soul escaping

    17323 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  66. AITA for sending an explicit video my ex sent to me to hurt me to her family

    17321 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  67. The cutest high five

    17321 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  68. Modern Witches get Pulled Over, Woon, Digital, 2018

    17312 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  69. McConnell boasts about blocking Merrick Garland weeks after complaining of Democratic obstruction

    17311 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  70. I did a thing.

    17310 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  71. For real tho

    17310 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  72. that glance... that's the fuckin seed!!

    17297 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  73. Woah there buddy

    17284 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  74. The nba playoffs are something this year

    17283 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  75. Bought 3 goats in High school for FFA project, now 22 years old still living at home taking care of them

    17282 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  76. Bomb.exe

    17277 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  77. No Soaking Matter

    17271 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  78. My school joined the anti juul campaign

    17269 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  79. Absolutelynotme🚅irl

    17267 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  80. Why does my group suck so much?

    17267 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  81. "Evolution is a lie"

    17266 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  82. Pa-rk-our

    17260 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  83. This right here 🎤

    17259 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  84. 2017 vs 1992

    17256 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  85. This is actually real...

    17254 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  86. Bringing back this format for the Pooh memes

    17244 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  87. (Spoilers Extended) The show has finally become the fairytale it tried to subvert

    17240 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  88. Italy's top court rules physical appearance 'irrelevant' in rape cases

    17226 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  89. Take my seat? Enjoy getting up every 30 minutes.

    17220 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  90. Wouldn't surprise me

    17218 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  91. Wait, that’s illegal

    17211 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  92. ...some of these are actually true

    17209 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  93. How does a Horned Viper's tail EVOLVE INTO THIS over time? (The spider is the tail... being moved by the snake...to lure birds)

    17207 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  94. About the black hole image.

    17204 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  95. BFF’s

    17204 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  96. Baby Sloth

    17201 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  97. Congratulations,

    17197 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  98. NEW MATH VS OLD MATH

    17195 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  99. When Putin's around, GPS goes haywire, study finds

    17195 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  100. It'll be like that sometimes

    17194 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019