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  1. I may have chuckled when I saw this at the grocery store, but still trashy. This would be about $2.

    20362 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  2. Thanks for your help, Master Skywalker *sarcasm*

    20352 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  3. Bees show up here every year, stay for a few hours and leave, no hive.

    20347 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  4. 19 and dropped out of community college to smoke weed. I bet you can’t hurt my feelings

    20345 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  5. The /r/ThriftStoreHauls starter pack

    20345 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  6. People that use pc cable to rest there's feets.

    20342 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  7. USA

    20334 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  8. Collegiate duo quits Fortnite and calls out Epic right after winning nationals.

    20326 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  9. Lol coke milk

    20325 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  10. Trump Is Just the Symptom. The Republican Party Is a Disease Eating Away Our Democracy.

    20324 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  11. me irl

    20323 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  12. Avengers... ASHemble

    20315 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  13. Today of all days

    20305 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  14. [NO SPOILERS] This blue eyed boy had better make it to the end.

    20304 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  15. For anyone who is wondering pewdiepies profile pic is Ryo from devilman crybaby.

    20287 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  16. Teenager sues Apple for $1bn after facial recognition led to false arrest

    20279 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  17. Youtube to the rescue

    20272 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  18. Seems sadly realistic

    20268 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  19. Valid point tbh

    20265 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  20. This guy knows what’s up

    20264 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  21. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen

    20262 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  22. The two dumbest people in the story

    20260 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  23. Today in a nutshell

    20258 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  24. You've been denied! Reason: You've been approved!

    20251 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  25. WIBTA for making my kid give a gift she really wants for her bday to the person she stole from?

    20246 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  26. [Gif War] Guardians of the Final Four -aka- The Line Up

    20237 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  27. Mueller investigation into "pee tape" reveals that Russian businessman blocked multiple compromising tapes, and that Trumps lawyer Michael Cohen was warned of their existence.

    20222 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  28. smol sausages

    20220 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  29. [Spoilers] Can anyone explain why Jaimie isn't getting a Dragonglass hand?

    20195 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  30. Boyfriend (21m) sprayed bleach on me (22f) because I was laying in bed?

    20191 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  31. My little sister wondered why her screen didn't work...

    20190 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  32. I’m an 18 year old depressed, obese virgin. I just started a diet that made me lose 20 lbs before, but I quit out and gained all the weight back. Don’t let me quit again. Do your worst.

    20182 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  33. TIL that Japan is making all of its medals for the Tokyo 2020 Olympics out of discarded electronics

    20175 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  34. To make people reconsider their choice of words

    20173 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  35. Modern gaming has become such a scam that "not having microtransactions" is now a selling point for a game.

    20159 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  36. Ironically, Too Many Video Streaming Choices May Drive Users Back To Piracy

    20158 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  37. As promised, I ate my hat for Reddit because Columbus swept Tampa

    20147 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  38. 6 hours of labor for $15

    20144 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  39. Batman

    20143 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  40. Which one of you did this?

    20136 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  41. You can also see Saturn during the day if you know where to look. This was taken from my backyard at 7am [OC]

    20129 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  42. The saddest pun

    20126 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  43. I made this psychedelic inspired astronaut in minecraft!

    20109 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  44. Walk time

    20100 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  45. I recreated a scene for Cuphead entirely out of Duct Tape

    20096 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  46. Trucks With & Without Underguards

    20096 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  47. It all makes sense now.

    20076 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  48. When good-guy major brand has the customers best interest in mind.

    20075 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  49. Marylin Monroe Archery (1951)

    20072 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  50. Maybe you should dump your gf

    20068 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  51. The UK from the ISS

    20064 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  52. Unnecessary/random sex scenes in movies or shows are annoying.

    20063 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  53. Due to a screw up with my “employer” I earn money to do nothing.

    20062 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  54. Also: loved cats. Fuckin legend

    20055 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  55. Allison Mack of ‘Smallville’ Pleads Guilty in Case of ‘Sex Cult’ Where Women Were Branded

    20054 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  56. Glass of Water, Emma May Riley, Oil on canvas, 2013

    20045 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  57. TIL researches at Harvard and Columbia concluded that Sarcasm promotes Creative Thinking because both the expressers and recipients of sarcasm need to overcome the contradiction between the literal and actual meanings of the sarcastic expressions.

    20043 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  58. There Are Immediate Calls for the Impeachment of Both Attorney General William Barr and Trump After the Mueller Report Exposed a Cover-Up to Protect the President.

    20040 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  59. Mods keep taking this down

    20039 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  60. Gay people leaving heterosexual marriages are not brave, they’re assholes

    20028 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  61. At least we agree on one thing

    20025 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  62. [Spoilers] tl;dw Game of Thrones Season 8, Episode 2 Recap

    20020 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  63. Not sure if this counts, but bon appetit...?

    20015 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  64. I photoshopped a shark and manatee together and he is my son, my legacy, my prodigy: the Manatark

    20012 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  65. I’m ready for it. Hold nothing back.

    20002 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  66. Don't know why i never thought to post this, but it occurred that my Skyrim map signed by all the devs is something you guys might be into

    19998 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  67. Trump's handpicked IRS chief and IRS legal counsel both have ties to Trump businesses

    19996 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  68. Boeing CEO Dennis Muilenburg answers questions at the company's shareholder meeting. Won't admit flawed design, still blaming pilots.

    19991 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  69. The Global Armed Conflict of 1914-1918

    19987 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  70. I swear they were just sitting this way

    19986 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  71. WCGW if I bite a police officer.

    19983 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  72. Felt like this belonged here

    19978 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  73. Attempting to smash a walnut with bare hand

    19964 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  74. AITA for propositioning a girl in the gym?

    19964 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  75. How to waste 100$

    19952 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  76. Joker's Wild

    19950 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  77. to have sex with your girlfriend

    19948 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  78. Best drink I’ve ever made. Ingredients: highest quality H2O

    19941 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  79. His face

    19938 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  80. TIL The German military manual states that a military order is not binding if it is not "of any use for service," or cannot reasonably be executed. Soldiers must not obey unconditionally, the government wrote in 2007, but carry out "an obedience which is thinking.".

    19932 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  81. Intruder alert, Red spy in the base

    19919 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  82. After an historic regular season in which they tied the league record for most wins, the Tampa Bay Lightning have been swept 4-0 by the #8 seeded Columbus Blue Jackets

    19917 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  83. Gamers rise up!

    19915 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  84. Use my knowledge, Disney, I beg you!

    19914 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  85. Support right now.

    19905 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  86. Hitbox porn

    19904 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  87. Davos trying to get Dany's attention

    19889 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  88. This hits me hard

    19881 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  89. UPDATE - AITA for very rarely/almost never wanting to go to restaurants because my girlfriend makes food that's just as good, if not better, than restaurant food?

    19878 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  90. To publicly shame her husband into mowing the lawn

    19874 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  91. Yearbook photos with puppies? No thanks, I'll bring my subwoofers...

    19865 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  92. mother kills child because she stops giving her child his asthma meds.

    19863 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  93. What is the strangest thing you've seen someone do on public transport?

    19859 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  94. I agree

    19857 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  95. Picard more than 30 years apart

    19851 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  96. AITA for telling my morbidly obese 10 year old sister to eat healthier?

    19844 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  97. It's finally done, I crocheted all gen 1 Pokemon!

    19839 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  98. Spring has sprung in Tillamook, OR [oc][1536x2300]

    19838 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  99. I drew what I remembered from Mewtwo Strikes Back

    19837 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  100. Microsoft excludes Minecraft’s creator Markus "Notch" Persson from anniversary event due to transphobic, sexist and pro-QAnon comments

    19836 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019