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  1. Have you ever woke up in the middle of a dream and the dream was so interesting that you wanted to go back to sleep to see the end of it? If so, what was the dream?

    79121 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  2. Kids shows led us to believe the Mayor of your city was way more important and much more common to see around town than they are.

    78953 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  3. It’s funny how, as you progress through college, they require you to write longer and longer papers. Then you get to the professional world and no one will read an email that’s more than 5 sentences.

    78632 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  4. It scares me how realistic Cities: Skylines is

    78500 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  5. Impressive football skills

    78481 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  6. My mom’s first “unmanned crew” as an A320 captain!

    78463 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  7. Movie posters for "Toy Story 4" and "Child's Play"

    78439 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  8. Fire breaks out at historic Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris

    78252 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  9. Death by cheap, accessible literature

    78228 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  10. We have a really small radiator in our house.

    78192 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  11. Meet my neighbors Cats. My neighbor is vegan and she doesn’t feed them meat.So i sneak some salami for them once in a while. BTW, they are a family, a mother, daughter, and granddaughter

    78151 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  12. ‘Attenborough effect’ leads to 53% drop in single use plastic in 12 months

    78028 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  13. Mathew Boling, from Houston Texas, runs the fastest 100M dash in high school history. 9.98 seconds.

    77961 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  14. Compelling argument.

    77896 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  15. Photo I took of Notre Dame at 4:55pm 15 April 2019 - an hour before it was consumed by fire

    77757 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  16. Not being a Game of Thrones fan today feels like being a non-football fan on Super Bowl Sunday.

    77732 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  17. TIL of Dmitry Argarkov who scanned a credit card agreement, edited it, and returned it with a 0% interest rate and no limit in the new terms. The bank signed and approved without reading and a judge held them to it.

    77589 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  18. Humans are much interest

    77371 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  19. My dad wrote a book about a ship he built, so for his 65th birthday we gave him a ship built out of the book he wrote about the ship he built

    77236 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  20. April fools idea from Utah DOT

    77216 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  21. Red hats...

    77151 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  22. TIFU by trying to send my friend (m) a screenshot of this subreddit, but sent my tits in a pentagram harness instead

    77111 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  23. Those reflexes are insane.

    77051 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  24. Kid received permission from the teacher to eat a fruit during class.

    77029 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  25. 13 Year Old Girl nicknamed 'Trash Girl' was regularly bullied for collecting trash on her way to school. On Friday she is to recieve a Points of Light Award award granted from Prime Minister Theresa May.

    76954 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  26. They celebrated deaf and mute dishwasher’s birthday

    76881 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  27. TIL There is a group of wolves in British Columbia known as "sea wolves" and 90% of their food comes from the sea. They have distinct DNA that sets them apart from interior wolves and they're entirely dedicated to the sea, swimming several miles everyday in search of seafood.

    76584 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  28. Toyota robot drains shot from the logo at a Japanese B-League game

    76304 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  29. Six years of chasing my wife with a lobster

    76085 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  30. I like to design ridiculous & fake products. The Cuisine Curtain is perfect for any conscious eater in public who just can’t chew with their mouth closed.

    76029 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  31. Ecstasy and Agony

    75958 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  32. After reading last night's post-episode discussion thread, I cobbled this together for y'all [GIF]

    75896 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  33. The first picture of a black hole

    75861 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  34. My phone died permanently so I deconstructed and framed it.

    75755 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  35. This took too long

    75680 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  36. Say it Louder for the People who Ain't Listening

    75587 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  37. Working class tales

    75580 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  38. She doesn’t know, but at 26 this is the only thing that has never left my backpack. Love you, mom.

    75570 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  39. A Liger which is a cross between a male lion and a female tiger

    75448 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  40. Im an event photographer but I wasn't allowed on the floor because of a "special guest." I found the balcony instead, and got a very unique angle of Barack Obama.OC

    75418 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  41. Such a supportive grandpa

    75415 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  42. Neo-Nazi who said homosexuality was 'unnatural' revealed as paedophile who groomed young boys

    75404 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  43. My husband with his latest painting, I've waited 13 years for him to paint elephants!

    75029 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  44. TIL Kim Kardashian was paid to post a selfie on Instagram and Twitter advertising a pharmaceutical product. Sent to 42 million followers on Instagram and 32 million on Twitter, this illegal advertisement did not contain any risk information or language specifying that it was a paid endorsement.

    74937 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  45. Yesterday I traveled 3,000 miles round-trip to adopt this perfect girl. Meet Maleficent.

    74682 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  46. 🔥 An absolute unit of a mountain lion 🔥

    74293 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  47. Heath Ledger kissing a "fan." Today would have been his 40th birthday.

    74272 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  48. This Muslim woman took a photo In front of an anti-Muslim protest like a pro.

    73718 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  49. Resident in North Texas Pool Noodle Hail Protection

    73476 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  50. New study finds simple way to inoculate teens against junk food marketing when tapping into teens’ desire to rebel, by framing corporations as manipulative marketers trying to hook consumers on addictive junk food for financial gain. Teenage boys cut back junk food purchases by 31%.

    73333 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  51. The original Xbox prototype was a absolute unit

    73286 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  52. It’s been over 30 years. Let’s face it. Dipping Dots has not become the ice cream of the future.

    73253 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  53. I came into the wrecking ball!

    73084 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  54. I taught him “gentle” at a young age... he takes it very seriously

    73079 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  55. My sister caught her (very hard working dairy farmer) husband sleeping on the job

    73019 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  56. Global warming be like

    72917 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  57. I just dug this up metal detecting in the middle of nowhere

    72880 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  58. absolute piece of human trash

    72836 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  59. TrUcK iNFeCts ciTY WiTH hOMOseXUaLiTY

    72544 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  60. TIL many people believed Abraham Lincoln was ugly, including himself. Once, when he was accused of being “two-faced” during a debate, he replied, “If I had two faces, would I be showing you this one?”

    72542 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  61. What came out of the green

    72400 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  62. Whale fossil found in Egypt.

    72381 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  63. A flashlight confiscated from a prison inmate

    72219 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  64. Grandpa still uses a decades old computer that still runs Dos, typing and printing and storing things on floppies.

    72214 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  65. PepsiCo sues 4 Indian farmers for $150,000 each for ‘infringing its rights’ by growing the potato variety used in its Lays chips

    72027 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  66. My toddler keeps trying to grab my controller so my wife got him this so he can play along... doesn't even watch the TV, just mashes buttons. Solid investment.

    72002 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  67. Chasing a cruise missile midair.

    71918 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  68. Kids spray painted “Fortnite”in front of our drive way and we didn’t know who did it. The parents showed up the next day and cleaned it up. 1000% respect.

    71630 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  69. Sorting by popular on Reddit Starterpack

    71547 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  70. So this random old lady i was sitting next to on my flight was staring at my phone the whole time so i had to catch her in the act

    71340 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  71. I drew the ONLY joke my Mom knew

    71179 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  72. This pic of London looks like it should be a video

    70976 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  73. Volodymyr Zelenskiy, the comedian who last week won Ukraine’s presidential election, has dismissed an offer by Vladimir Putin to provide passports to Ukrainians and pledged instead to grant citizenship to Russians who “suffer” under the Kremlin’s rule.

    70843 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  74. This is great!

    70763 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  75. A time lapse of a cat through the day

    70761 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  76. I don't know who needs to hear this..

    70740 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  77. Son uses the money he earned from developing his first app to surprise his parents by paying off their mortgage

    70714 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  78. Savage

    70673 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  79. So true

    70590 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  80. 🔥 humpback whales coming up in front of a lodge in Canada

    70482 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  81. These stones beneath Lake Michigan are arranged in a circle and believed to be nearly 10,000 years old. Divers also found a picture of a mastodon carved into one of the stones

    70453 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  82. The perfect haircut.

    70391 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  83. Since WHEN is this ok?

    70281 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  84. Baby boomers share nearly 7 times as many 'fake news' articles on Facebook as adults under 30, new study finds

    70212 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  85. "Look at me, I'm a human."

    70190 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  86. TIL Jimmy Carter still lives in the same $167,000 house he built in Georgia in 1961 and shops at Dollar General

    69875 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  87. This is what an Igloo looks like when you build a fire inside. The fire inside melts the inner layer of ice, and the cold outside refreezes it adding a layer of insulation that can keep the igloo at 60° inside while it's -50° outside.

    69869 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  88. The punishment for distribution ,retweet or sharing of this image is 15 days in prison or a fine of 3,000 rubles ($53) in Russia.

    69823 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  89. Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

    69673 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  90. DLC required

    69506 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  91. Oh, it's the Police.

    69497 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  92. TIL that in ancient Hawaiʻi, men and women ate meals separately and women weren't allowed to eat certain foods. King Kamehameha II removed all religious laws that and performed a symbolic act by eating with the women in 1819. This is when the lūʻau parties were first created.

    69419 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  93. I mean, at least it was a good grade.

    69379 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  94. Motorcycle riders usually have umbrella girls on the grid before the race starts. This is what happens when the rider is a woman

    69174 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  95. Carefully, he’s a hero

    69075 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  96. Komodo island is reportedly closing until 2020 because people keep stealing the dragons

    68942 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  97. I found a door (and nothing else) on an abandoned beach

    68809 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  98. "OMG its my orange ball !"

    68555 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  99. Asian has had enough

    68532 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  100. Men who father children by rape should be blocked from automatic parental rights, UK MP says

    68370 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019