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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Hood on vs. hood off

    30593 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  2. YOU MUST SEE IT

    30591 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  3. “Hey son what do you want for dinner tonight?”

    30591 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  4. Kitty finds a mommy,hairless just like her.

    30582 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  5. These movie tickets from the Ghibli museum are made from frames from different Ghibli movies.

    30578 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  6. It takes time to adjust.

    30562 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  7. Opening an umbrella

    30548 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  8. Wholesome Black Tweet.

    30543 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  9. can i post here

    30539 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  10. Fires burning in French vineyards to protect them from frost.

    30528 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  11. You weren't supposed to say that.

    30523 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  12. Adorable birb trustingly falling asleep in its owner's hand

    30520 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  13. Popeyes biscuit

    30518 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  14. North Korea has demanded the removal of US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo from nuclear talks, accusing him of "talking nonsense" and being "reckless"

    30514 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  15. I don't know why but this hit me hard. Ganbatte everyone!

    30477 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  16. [Spoilers] How transportation in GOT actually works

    30470 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  17. If you’re an elderly or disabled, you will receive a card that enables you to cross the road with a longer countdown time (Singapore)

    30464 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  18. Hard to swallow pill

    30463 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  19. Telling people who have severe facial deformities that they're beautiful is disingenuous, patronizing, dishonest, and self-congratulatory.

    30459 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  20. The few the brave the noteworthy!

    30445 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  21. Turtle cosplay

    30442 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  22. Trump hires Don Jr.'s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle as senior campaign adviser: 'He's running out of family members'

    30436 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  23. AMC Movie theatres to host 59 hour of all 22 Marvel movies.

    30415 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  24. Testosterone increased leading up to skydiving and was related to greater cortisol reactivity and higher heart rate, finds a new study. “Testosterone has gotten a bad reputation, but it isn’t about aggression or being a jerk. Testosterone helps to motivate us to achieve goals and rewards.”

    30413 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  25. But, Hillary

    30402 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  26. It’s hard cleaning up after others without praise. So please, tell me I did a good job. #trashtag Alaska style.

    30394 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  27. Clay

    30366 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  28. That some miss

    30358 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  29. Flicking a ruler on the edge of a table

    30350 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  30. Jumping

    30337 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  31. A backyard full of yellow flowers.

    30336 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  32. Shirtless thug gets choked out and dominated unexpectedly

    30315 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  33. This guy is going to make the flight much more enjoyable! He’s so happy to fly.

    30312 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  34. Amen... Amen..... :)

    30307 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  35. The absolute best cheerleader

    30305 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  36. Massive burn tho

    30282 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  37. Squishy seal

    30257 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  38. Cat is excited for his toy

    30256 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  39. [NO SPOILERS] I hope she survives

    30249 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  40. Police officers of Reddit, what was your "they could have gotten away with it if they had kept their mouth shut" moment?

    30232 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  41. [UPDATE] [PA] I followed and reported a drunk driver, then I got a ticket for driving past curfew

    30216 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  42. Bernie Sanders Says Fox News Is A Propaganda Arm Of Trump Administration

    30208 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  43. Man gets electrocuted while holding a child, red shirt guy saves the day

    30170 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  44. I got the platinum trophy for elder scrolls online at 4:20 on 4/20

    30162 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  45. Around 1982, I’m onstage with Krokus, opening for Judas Priest, after winning “Houston’s Miss Heavy Metal.”

    30131 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  46. White House proposed releasing immigrant detainees in sanctuary cities, targeting political foes

    30123 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  47. Chinese tech employees push back against the “996” schedule of working from 9am to 9pm, six days a week: Staff at Alibaba, Huawei and other well-known companies have shared evidence of unpaid compulsory overtime

    30118 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  48. April Fools

    30114 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  49. Reddit today

    30096 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  50. Season 1 Episode 2 Frame 186 Thank me later

    30082 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  51. “They will pay the ultimate price” - Danzig

    30068 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  52. Westernized yet religious Middle Eastern woman starter pack

    30065 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  53. The heaviest drinking 10% of Australians consume over half of the alcohol in Australia

    30057 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  54. Just give it up.

    30053 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  55. Keeping #trashtag going in Speedway, IN

    30042 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  56. Appreciate the hard work that was put into this

    30040 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  57. I couldn't find the kale at the grocery store. I asked an employee where I could find some and he said, "right here," and points to his name tag. He's been waiting his whole life for this... Kudos to Kale. I love you, man!

    30027 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  58. This selfie is quite acceptable.

    30021 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  59. It's all about U....turn

    30013 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  60. My little cousin only knows Charles Barkley as a jovial overweight TV analyst. I made this to show him how absolutely terrifying he was on the court.

    30004 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  61. Told Ya

    29994 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  62. Lady letting her children play in the skatepark where people are waiting to skate

    29993 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  63. SoCal before and after a wet winter.

    29991 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  64. Cop can’t control his dog..

    29969 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  65. Pulled an April fools joke on a monkey 🐒

    29968 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  66. Thumbs up

    29964 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  67. who doesn't like a kitten cleaning a prairie dog?

    29958 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  68. VR + Physics is fun [Boneworks]

    29953 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  69. My grandpa isn't able to take care of his cows anymore so I started helping last fall. Honestly they scared me a little at first. Now I've gotten super attached to them.

    29936 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  70. It's Saturday morning, my 4 year old just beat his first game! (The Lego Movie Videogame)

    29925 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  71. Missing the hunter posing with a the corpse of a mammoth and a 12lb trout in his mouth

    29919 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  72. My dad sends me photos of him and my dog while I'm gone at college

    29882 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  73. My boyfriend keeps provoking arguments that he blames on me and demands I give him bj's as the only way for him to forgive me.

    29855 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  74. How to remove your doggles

    29849 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  75. David Harbour Cast In Scarlett Johansson’s ‘Black Widow’

    29834 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  76. Seems like this isn’t the right way to do this

    29831 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  77. TIFU by not realizing cheese isn't supposed to hurt you

    29826 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  78. Absolute shot

    29821 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  79. No gravity no problem

    29798 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  80. TIFU by eating first and asking questions later

    29796 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  81. TIL squirrels were originally placed in US cities as a way to reconnect city dwellers with nature

    29795 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  82. What a nice little kid!

    29791 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  83. It’s not 1998 anymore. Democrats shouldn’t be afraid of Impeachment

    29776 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  84. Brake check out what this jerk did

    29776 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  85. This is Eclipse. Every day she leaves her house by herself, and takes the bus downtown to the dog park. She even has her own bus pass attached to her collar.

    29751 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  86. This leaf art reveal

    29746 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  87. Traveling only appeals to boring people or people who haven’t traveled

    29742 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  88. Best face swap ever

    29719 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  89. Scotland is 96% white

    29714 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  90. Fun fact - some of redditors will not be able to resist and will physically touch the screen to virtually boop the snoot

    29700 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  91. TIFU and my son ended up thinking Santa Clause was stealing penises.

    29689 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  92. When men are younger, they try to not get erections to avoid embarrassment. As they get older, they try to get erections to avoid embarrassment.

    29678 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  93. Millionaires have 'fuck you money,' billionaires have 'rebuild Notre Dame money.'

    29673 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  94. I mean he warned him though..

    29668 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  95. Admissions officers/essay coaches of Reddit: what was the most pretentious application you've ever seen?

    29662 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  96. Puerto Rico gov tweets #PuertoRicoIsTheUSA after WH spokesman refers to it as 'that country'

    29636 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  97. Video of Robert Kraft at Florida Day Spa to Be Released by Prosecutors

    29630 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  98. Planting one trillion trees could be one of the most effective tools we have to fight climate change.

    29628 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  99. My grandfather has kept a photo of me in his wallet since I was 5 years old. Surprisingly good condition for a 20-year-old photo!

    29624 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  100. The Great Republican Abdication | A party that no longer believes in American values.

    29620 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019