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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Devin Nunes doesn't want you to see #YachtCocaineProstitutes trending

    18719 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  2. I don't know if it's just because I'm high but I cannot stop laughing at this tiny ceiling fan.

    18719 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  3. Bernie Sanders says it's a 'disgrace' that Amazon and Netflix pay nothing under Trump's tax bill

    18715 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  4. Can’t wait till next year

    18701 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  5. The Most Unfulfilling Thing in Apex...

    18692 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  6. Me_irl

    18687 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  7. Ocasio-Cortez backs boycott of the 'racist New York Post'

    18686 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  8. This is my cat Gary. He’s the best adventure buddy anyone could ask for.

    18683 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  9. Tom is smooth

    18679 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  10. PsBattle: Parents feeding their kids

    18675 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  11. Copper isn’t magnetic but creates resistance in the presence of a strong magnetic field, resulting in dramatically stopping the magnet before it even touches the copper.

    18674 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  12. I hope they will happily stay forever like this :-)

    18670 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  13. Mountain Dew accidentally bottled in a clear bottle looks kind of unappetizing

    18666 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  14. That professor though

    18666 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  15. She seems like a bit of an airhead.

    18639 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  16. Unexpected profiling

    18635 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  17. Drunk drivers are ogres, and not just because they have layers.

    18629 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  18. I, too, beg to differ

    18626 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  19. EA confirmed

    18620 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  20. Lmao this is totally relatable

    18617 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  21. We all matched with the same girl so we decided to send her a group picture

    18613 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  22. I have three freckles that looks like Orion’s Belt, so I tattooed the rest of the constellation

    18604 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  23. Absolutely precious

    18603 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  24. TIFU by not doing my sports bra up properly

    18601 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  25. Good thing to keep in mind when planning your April Fools jokes

    18590 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  26. It may be "mandatory" to leak the full Mueller report to ensure its release, says Pentagon Papers whistleblower

    18589 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  27. Squatting while holding a 45 lb (20.4 kg) plate behind her back, nbd

    18583 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  28. its ....... its Angelina ......

    18579 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  29. Did Julian Assange LITERALLY spend every single day for the last 7 years inside the Ecuadorian Embassy?

    18577 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  30. It’s a blessing

    18577 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  31. TIL that in 2005, Eric James Torpy, was convicted of shooting with intent to kill and robbery. He asked that his sentence be changed from 30 years' imprisonment to 33 so that it would match Larry Bird's jersey number. His request was granted.

    18574 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  32. Wait is this 2019 or 1939?

    18572 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  33. No master sword needed in the streets

    18568 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  34. Timelapse Of The Creation Of A Chocolate Vitruvian Man

    18568 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  35. This is probably of the funniest tweets ever

    18549 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  36. AITA for basically telling my ex girlfriend that she's not as hot as my current girlfriend?

    18545 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  37. This gorgeous faceted pendant

    18539 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  38. PsBattle: Elijah Wood and a fan

    18536 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  39. This is my service dog Toli. It’s his birthday so he got to pick out a new toy!

    18534 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  40. 392 year old shark... idk if it’s true but it’s still weird and amazing

    18527 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  41. Instagram normies

    18524 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  42. He is in a different league of his own

    18521 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  43. My 14 year old student cut his apple headphones to “make them airpods”. Someone please explain.

    18515 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  44. When God likes your music (sound on)

    18507 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  45. Sir Patrick Stewart napping with his new foster puppy

    18501 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  46. Happy Easter from my trashy family (unfortunately) to yours

    18491 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  47. Larry Nance goes up for the dunk

    18485 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  48. TIL Americans work more than any other major countries — 137 hours per year more than Japanese, 260 per year more than the UK, and 500 hours per year more than France.

    18485 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  49. Let me rephrase that

    18483 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  50. An ex-skinhead removing all of his tattoos over time

    18474 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  51. When PewDiePie mentions JoJo in a video and his fans start coming here

    18468 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  52. my friend pointed out that my pup looks like Bear in The Blue House and now I can’t unsee it

    18466 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  53. Husband asked our children if his wife was already home

    18453 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  54. Sign, nope does not apply to me....oh nice Instagram post Karen

    18452 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  55. Chris Pratt with a real raccoon

    18432 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  56. Man, I love post malone but this is hilarious....

    18424 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  57. If she pisses into a glass?

    18419 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  58. He is the one

    18417 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  59. Ahhhh the bees! Not the bees!

    18405 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  60. Need a new computer

    18400 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  61. The Snow Leopard is brutally camouflaged !!

    18398 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  62. How to clean your monitor and keyboard

    18389 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  63. OP tries to say he took one for his "shorter brethren", gets called out by his tinder match.

    18389 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  64. Come on man, it happened 4 days ago...

    18385 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  65. Tormund on the Iron Throne

    18382 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  66. Exclusive: What to Expect From Sony's Next-Gen PlayStation

    18379 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  67. [Spoilers] I laughed so hard last night

    18370 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  68. 2meirl4meirl

    18369 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  69. Every time i fix a PC...

    18365 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  70. You know it's coming

    18361 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  71. Brienne unleashed the Dragon on the Red Carpet.

    18359 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  72. If only there was a day like Father's Day, but for mothers.

    18356 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  73. The mystic tiger boye

    18351 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  74. WIBTA if I said something to my sons prek about him not getting a single egg at their egg hunt today?

    18347 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  75. Two toads chatting during dinner.

    18332 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  76. Roy Moore Is Proof the Republican Party's Problem Ain't Trump, It's the Republican Party

    18328 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  77. I was screamed at for parking in a handicapped spot and accused of using a "borrowed" placard.

    18320 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  78. He’s taken enough Ls already

    18319 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  79. A true gentlemen's scope preference

    18313 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  80. The way I (21f) met my boyfriend (20m) is a bit cringy. How do i tell people when they ask

    18311 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  81. I hope it left you satisfied #apexlegends #loot #3dprinting

    18311 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  82. He won Supreme Champion for being the bestest boy ever

    18306 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  83. "I still can't believe how much people like things I don't like"

    18303 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  84. Shoe that is on the longboard vs the shoe that does all the pushing

    18303 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  85. Zeus would see Prometheus punished for his slight.

    18302 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  86. Netherlands makes trains free on national book day for those who show a book instead of ticket

    18301 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  87. The year is 2030...

    18298 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  88. Europe slams 'exaggerated' Trump tariff threat and prepares to retaliate against the US

    18289 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  89. Thats cool

    18279 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  90. Trump Tears Into Puerto Rico, Falsely Claims It Has Received $91 Billion in Aid: He said the island’s government “only take from USA.”

    18270 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  91. Trump is removing US Secret Service director

    18269 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  92. Huge airline company asks for freebies from small business, blasts us on social media when I decline.

    18260 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  93. Deaccent

    18244 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  94. Amazon computer system automatically fires warehouse staff who spend time off-task.

    18242 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  95. [NO SPOILERS] Made a motion poster

    18237 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  96. Betty White's smile, 1963

    18232 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  97. ELI5: Why do Marvel movies (and other heavily CGI- and animation-based films) cost so much to produce? Where do the hundreds of millions of dollars go to, exactly?

    18231 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  98. The lakes of Banff, Alberta in Canada are well-known for their incredible clarity

    18227 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  99. How to explain math...

    18222 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  100. Savage!

    18220 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019