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Reddit (Mar 2019)

  1. TIFU by destroying the entirety of my family for only $99

    50540 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  2. "I love you, dog."

    50539 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  3. Erik Prince - Blackwater founder admits Trump Tower meeting with Donald Jr in disastrous interview: 'Sure looks like Erik Prince committed perjury,' congressman says

    50532 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  4. Ask some real questions

    50522 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  5. Behold Flora, Queen of all Floofy-tailed kitties!

    50512 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  6. Goodwill/thrift shop workers, what are some of the strangest things you've found in the donations?

    50510 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  7. In America, names like John and Mary are known as common names. What are the "John" and "Mary" names of other countries?

    50474 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  8. This goes for all 30 sides of the coin

    50436 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  9. The trilogy has been completed

    50402 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  10. Taiwan special forces. Possibly scarier than the danish special forces.

    50366 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  11. What video game sound effect can you still hear in your head?

    50347 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  12. Good question

    50346 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  13. The games that break you (reupload to account for errors)

    50322 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  14. The biggest plot hole of the Zombie Apocalypse is that every zombies pants would fall around their ankles once their waistline thinned out enough

    50294 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  15. A special type of stupid

    50274 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  16. Nintendo fan turns his TV into a giant Switch

    50251 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  17. It’s more than just the lasagna.

    50248 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  18. That was smooth

    50177 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  19. 'It didn't make any sense': China censors all gay references in Bohemian Rhapsody leaving audiences confused

    50151 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  20. President pressured staff to grant security clearance to Ivanka Trump

    50110 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  21. What is your favorite dead meme?

    50101 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  22. Long Haul Truckers: What's the creepiest/most paranormal thing you've seen on the road at night?

    50032 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  23. See this is what happens in the suburbs

    50005 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  24. My friend who I haven't spoken to in 6 years just sent this to me! Tears of joy. If you're reading this James I love you ❤

    49938 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  25. That is how it is

    49912 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  26. Killing your child because of a false assumption

    49893 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  27. Using a manhole cover to print t-shirts from

    49859 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  28. All my meetings.

    49858 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  29. Make Coke coke again

    49814 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  30. Megathread: Senate Passes Resolution Rejecting Trump's Border Emergency Declaration 59-41

    49809 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  31. “They give me a discount but I wanted more, one star rating!!”

    49798 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  32. My Sister raises guide dogs for the blind. Here are her oldest, and youngest pups bonding for the first time.

    49798 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  33. 🔥 Absolute unit of a moose spotted crossing a road in Alaska 🔥

    49781 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  34. A black kitty with a pink nose and toe beans!

    49772 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  35. She fell for it

    49751 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  36. Terry Crews is just the most wholesome celebrity

    49729 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  37. I still have flashbacks

    49704 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  38. Mueller Report Exceeds 300 Pages, Raising Questions About Four-Page Summary

    49693 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  39. Out on its own: Australia the only country to use climate funding to upgrade coal-fired plants

    49676 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  40. Amazing. Modern reinterpretation of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

    49618 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  41. New mama blep.

    49607 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  42. Open your eyes people

    49594 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  43. My roommate hasn’t paid his part of the rent in 3 months, there’s a weird smell coming from his room that I can’t pinpoint (it’s making the whole entire apartment stink), and I’m pretty sure he up and left so I have to clean it now. This isn’t even all of the mess.

    49554 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  44. The state of r/apexlegends

    49553 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  45. Made some copper roses for metal practice, turned out great!

    49499 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  46. European Redditors when they hear Article 13 passes

    49481 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  47. Straight people of Reddit, when and how did you realize that you like the opposite sex?

    49456 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  48. Who is Alex for $1000

    49455 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  49. Hotel I stayed at was formerly a train station and had an actual train inside it, with rooms inside each car.

    49435 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  50. How our last tenants left the newly installed carpet after 1.5 years 🤮.

    49408 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  51. oh snap

    49357 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  52. TIL that Morgan Freeman wears his earrings because they are just worth enough to pay for a coffin in case he dies in a strange place.

    49341 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  53. Big and little

    49291 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  54. Motorcyclist gets hit by a car running a red light, flips in the air, and lands on his feet

    49283 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  55. Polymer clay art.

    49249 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  56. Prom in the South

    49247 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  57. "illegal"

    49229 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  58. 19-year-old shot and killed after knocking on wrong apartment door

    49221 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  59. TIL That the Etoro people of New Guinea believe that in order for a boy to achieve manhood they must first ingest the semen of their elders through fellatio. The nearby Kaluli tribe find this barbaric, and instead believe that the semen should be delivered to the boys in the anus.

    49198 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  60. This Gorillaz drawing carved on my table in our exam room

    49168 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  61. Deaf community of reddit, what are the stereotypical alcohol induced communication errors when signing with a drunk person?

    49127 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  62. This is way too accurate

    49107 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  63. Outstanding move.

    49105 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  64. Just refresh already

    49067 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  65. It blows my mind that people in the US can't or won't visit a doctor either because they can't afford it or fear the bill they're going to get.

    49034 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  66. Professors and university employees of Reddit, what behind-the-scenes campus drama went on that students never knew about?

    49025 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  67. Visited the same model village 25 years apart.

    48964 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  68. Her bio said she likes scrabble

    48944 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  69. Share it before it gets striked

    48938 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  70. Wholesome parenting

    48894 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  71. TIL that a UK man found a way to earn money off telemarketers who were constantly calling him. In 2011 he set up his own personal 0871 line - so to call him now costs money to the caller. Every time a bank, gas or electricity supplier asked him for his details, he submits it as his contact number.

    48860 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  72. In honor of Pi day

    48857 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  73. O_O

    48846 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  74. 3 women cleaned up this area together. #trashtag

    48829 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  75. Best friends cuddling with each other

    48809 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  76. Bus driver flips-off students, tells kids to ‘go f**k yourselves’ before abandoning school bus at gas station

    48806 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  77. Synthetic alcohol that doesn't cause hangovers or liver damage may be available in five years

    48738 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  78. Or just very friendly

    48720 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  79. What’s a real fact that some people don’t want to accept?

    48719 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  80. Aaah nostalgia

    48719 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  81. Idaho has the highest rate of child marriage in the country. A law was proposed to end child marriage, but republicans in the Idaho House of Representatives voted the legislation down. This is not exaggeration: republicans voted for child brides, Democrats votes against it. Never let anyone forget

    48653 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  82. Denver votes to remove taxes from tampons, pads

    48648 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  83. Amy Schumer's Second Stand Up Special

    48587 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  84. Making use of the dog's fur.

    48540 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  85. A restaurant review I stumbled on. The customer is so many kinds of wrong.

    48509 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  86. What did you not understand as a kid, but you now understand as an adult?

    48487 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  87. What is the most "worth it" item you have ever purchased?

    48479 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  88. Sitting Presidents Must Be Indictable To Avert A Constitutional Crisis

    48455 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  89. Metalheads with kazoos drown out Westboro Baptist Church at Virginia Capitol.

    48453 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  90. Walking through Pike Place Market with a Corgi in a backpack

    48434 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  91. Revoke Article 50 petition calling for Brexit to be cancelled hits four million signatures

    48424 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  92. Video of Alaska father and son illegally killing bear, shrieking cubs made public

    48416 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  93. Super Bowl selfie emerges of Trump with founder of spa where New England Patriots owner was arrested

    48394 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  94. TIL Stalin's Granddaughter is a Buddhist that runs an antique shop in Portland, Oregon

    48390 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  95. People who have been in a coma, what was it like from your perspective? Did you know you were in a coma?

    48331 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  96. Dad having a blast at a concert

    48316 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  97. Article 50 petition to cancel Brexit passes 6 Million signatures

    48302 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  98. You get a check for $500 in the mail every time you poop, but you always have diarrhea. Do you accept, and how do you capitalize?

    48220 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  99. I just don’t see the logic...

    48214 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  100. It’s time — high time — to take Fox News’s destructive role in America seriously

    48201 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019