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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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TIFU by destroying the entirety of my family for only $99
50540 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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"I love you, dog."
50539 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Erik Prince - Blackwater founder admits Trump Tower meeting with Donald Jr in disastrous interview: 'Sure looks like Erik Prince committed perjury,' congressman says
50532 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Ask some real questions
50522 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Behold Flora, Queen of all Floofy-tailed kitties!
50512 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Goodwill/thrift shop workers, what are some of the strangest things you've found in the donations?
50510 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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In America, names like John and Mary are known as common names. What are the "John" and "Mary" names of other countries?
50474 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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This goes for all 30 sides of the coin
50436 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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The trilogy has been completed
50402 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Taiwan special forces. Possibly scarier than the danish special forces.
50366 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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What video game sound effect can you still hear in your head?
50347 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Good question
50346 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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The games that break you (reupload to account for errors)
50322 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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The biggest plot hole of the Zombie Apocalypse is that every zombies pants would fall around their ankles once their waistline thinned out enough
50294 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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A special type of stupid
50274 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Nintendo fan turns his TV into a giant Switch
50251 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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It’s more than just the lasagna.
50248 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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That was smooth
50177 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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'It didn't make any sense': China censors all gay references in Bohemian Rhapsody leaving audiences confused
50151 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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President pressured staff to grant security clearance to Ivanka Trump
50110 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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What is your favorite dead meme?
50101 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Long Haul Truckers: What's the creepiest/most paranormal thing you've seen on the road at night?
50032 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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See this is what happens in the suburbs
50005 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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My friend who I haven't spoken to in 6 years just sent this to me! Tears of joy. If you're reading this James I love you ❤
49938 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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That is how it is
49912 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Killing your child because of a false assumption
49893 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Using a manhole cover to print t-shirts from
49859 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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All my meetings.
49858 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Make Coke coke again
49814 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Megathread: Senate Passes Resolution Rejecting Trump's Border Emergency Declaration 59-41
49809 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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“They give me a discount but I wanted more, one star rating!!”
49798 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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My Sister raises guide dogs for the blind. Here are her oldest, and youngest pups bonding for the first time.
49798 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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🔥 Absolute unit of a moose spotted crossing a road in Alaska 🔥
49781 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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A black kitty with a pink nose and toe beans!
49772 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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She fell for it
49751 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Terry Crews is just the most wholesome celebrity
49729 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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I still have flashbacks
49704 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Mueller Report Exceeds 300 Pages, Raising Questions About Four-Page Summary
49693 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Out on its own: Australia the only country to use climate funding to upgrade coal-fired plants
49676 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Amazing. Modern reinterpretation of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
49618 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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New mama blep.
49607 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Open your eyes people
49594 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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My roommate hasn’t paid his part of the rent in 3 months, there’s a weird smell coming from his room that I can’t pinpoint (it’s making the whole entire apartment stink), and I’m pretty sure he up and left so I have to clean it now. This isn’t even all of the mess.
49554 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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The state of r/apexlegends
49553 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Made some copper roses for metal practice, turned out great!
49499 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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European Redditors when they hear Article 13 passes
49481 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Straight people of Reddit, when and how did you realize that you like the opposite sex?
49456 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Who is Alex for $1000
49455 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Hotel I stayed at was formerly a train station and had an actual train inside it, with rooms inside each car.
49435 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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How our last tenants left the newly installed carpet after 1.5 years 🤮.
49408 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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oh snap
49357 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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TIL that Morgan Freeman wears his earrings because they are just worth enough to pay for a coffin in case he dies in a strange place.
49341 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Big and little
49291 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Motorcyclist gets hit by a car running a red light, flips in the air, and lands on his feet
49283 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Polymer clay art.
49249 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Prom in the South
49247 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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"illegal"
49229 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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19-year-old shot and killed after knocking on wrong apartment door
49221 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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TIL That the Etoro people of New Guinea believe that in order for a boy to achieve manhood they must first ingest the semen of their elders through fellatio. The nearby Kaluli tribe find this barbaric, and instead believe that the semen should be delivered to the boys in the anus.
49198 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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This Gorillaz drawing carved on my table in our exam room
49168 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Deaf community of reddit, what are the stereotypical alcohol induced communication errors when signing with a drunk person?
49127 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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This is way too accurate
49107 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Outstanding move.
49105 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Just refresh already
49067 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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It blows my mind that people in the US can't or won't visit a doctor either because they can't afford it or fear the bill they're going to get.
49034 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Professors and university employees of Reddit, what behind-the-scenes campus drama went on that students never knew about?
49025 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Visited the same model village 25 years apart.
48964 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Her bio said she likes scrabble
48944 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Share it before it gets striked
48938 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Wholesome parenting
48894 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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TIL that a UK man found a way to earn money off telemarketers who were constantly calling him. In 2011 he set up his own personal 0871 line - so to call him now costs money to the caller. Every time a bank, gas or electricity supplier asked him for his details, he submits it as his contact number.
48860 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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In honor of Pi day
48857 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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O_O
48846 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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3 women cleaned up this area together. #trashtag
48829 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Best friends cuddling with each other
48809 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Bus driver flips-off students, tells kids to ‘go f**k yourselves’ before abandoning school bus at gas station
48806 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Synthetic alcohol that doesn't cause hangovers or liver damage may be available in five years
48738 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Or just very friendly
48720 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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What’s a real fact that some people don’t want to accept?
48719 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Aaah nostalgia
48719 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Idaho has the highest rate of child marriage in the country. A law was proposed to end child marriage, but republicans in the Idaho House of Representatives voted the legislation down. This is not exaggeration: republicans voted for child brides, Democrats votes against it. Never let anyone forget
48653 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Denver votes to remove taxes from tampons, pads
48648 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Amy Schumer's Second Stand Up Special
48587 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Making use of the dog's fur.
48540 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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A restaurant review I stumbled on. The customer is so many kinds of wrong.
48509 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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What did you not understand as a kid, but you now understand as an adult?
48487 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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What is the most "worth it" item you have ever purchased?
48479 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Sitting Presidents Must Be Indictable To Avert A Constitutional Crisis
48455 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Metalheads with kazoos drown out Westboro Baptist Church at Virginia Capitol.
48453 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Walking through Pike Place Market with a Corgi in a backpack
48434 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Revoke Article 50 petition calling for Brexit to be cancelled hits four million signatures
48424 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Video of Alaska father and son illegally killing bear, shrieking cubs made public
48416 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Super Bowl selfie emerges of Trump with founder of spa where New England Patriots owner was arrested
48394 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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TIL Stalin's Granddaughter is a Buddhist that runs an antique shop in Portland, Oregon
48390 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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People who have been in a coma, what was it like from your perspective? Did you know you were in a coma?
48331 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Dad having a blast at a concert
48316 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Article 50 petition to cancel Brexit passes 6 Million signatures
48302 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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You get a check for $500 in the mail every time you poop, but you always have diarrhea. Do you accept, and how do you capitalize?
48220 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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I just don’t see the logic...
48214 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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It’s time — high time — to take Fox News’s destructive role in America seriously
48201 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019