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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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Britain in late 20th century!
9761 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Amarillo lizard looks like a tiny dragon
9760 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Charles Leclerc is on pole for the 2019 Bahrain Grand Prix!
9760 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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my cousin's unborn child looks like darth sidious
9759 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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After 11 years together, my wife and I are finally standing in front of our first home. Cheers, reddit.
9759 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Not mine, but still wholesome
9755 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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I promise my wife is not a witch. But it turns out thanks to the alignment of the Earth's axis on the equinox my wife was able to balance her complete collection of brooms. I know what it sounds like. But please do not burn my wife.
9754 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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I want this toy
9730 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Fat F
9730 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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My School's Newspaper pie chart messed up..
9714 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Kudu looks heavy metal
9707 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Giffers don't think it be like it is, but it do.
9704 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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How would you feel about your SO talking to other guys at a bar/club to get a free drink, with no other intentions? Am I being unreasonable if I think it's not appropriate?
9690 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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How does that even come up during a date?!?
9689 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Meirl
9685 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Letting her father spin her around in the snow
9669 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Falling asleep during a car journey is like discovering quick travel.
9668 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State
9668 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Nintendo to Launch Two New Switch Models
9665 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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The UK Parliament just voted no to everything
9664 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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According to the Federal Reserve, the average net worth for Americans between the ages of 65 and 74 is $1,066,000, however, the median net worth is $224,000. Under the age of 35 was an average of $76,200 and a median of $11,100. The average is skewed by a small percentage of affluent Americans.
9661 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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After being diagnosed with depression 2 years ago, I (right) felt that my problems were going to cause me to lose my friends. Last night, my friends threw me a surprise 18th birthday party, and I don't remember feeling this happy. Here's one of the pictures from last night.
9660 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Smile and wave.
9644 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Of Course College Admissions Rigged for the Rich. The Whole Economic System Is
9639 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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I’ve never related to Plo Koon this much
9638 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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You're at a party and a stranger says, "Hey, do that thing you do!" What do you do to impress them?
9633 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Spotify files complaint with European Commission about the App Store, says Apple is giving itself an ‘unfair advantage at every turn’
9626 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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The power of gratitude in the workplace: Being thanked more often at work predicted better sleep, fewer headaches and healthier eating, because it improved nurses’ work satisfaction, finds a new study of 146 registered nurses.
9614 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Wife hired stripper for her husband's birthday, while other family members watching and kids playing around
9613 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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TIL the rhinos in Black Panther were all practical effects
9611 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Messi of pigeons
9609 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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idiot speeding and endangering literally everyone
9607 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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I am a hat.
9603 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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The rarest of all puppers.
9602 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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This little brown sack on the bottom of a cup?
9599 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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The More You Know...
9595 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Invest in this OC for Kiki's sake.
9582 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Got Em!
9579 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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This amazing wedding cake
9578 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Huge Salt Water Crocodile with a Pig in its jaws
9578 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Only 492 years until our savior is born. Happy birthday Master Chief!
9577 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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bruh moment
9561 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Kid get tricked into drinking medicine
9559 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Street racers get life in prison for fatal accident - Germany
9557 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Through the eyes of an idiot
9557 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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I’m a straight theatre student.
9557 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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When the rapture arrives earlier than expected
9556 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Easier with a pencil than a fishing rod
9555 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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I feel attacked
9538 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Attic Bedroom
9536 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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How to impress a Disney Princess.
9534 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Found on my son's new alphabet rug. What is this thing supposed to be? Associated with the letter 'N'
9533 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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WIBTA if I asked my neighbour to stop "borrowing" my dog to distract her autistic son?
9525 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Very “deep” thoughts with a slight twist of satire.
9522 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Mario & Sonic at the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games announced for Switch, an arcade version is also coming
9513 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Pretend you like me to get taken out on expensive dates? I'll trick you into paying!
9512 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Man faints as judge jails him for 260 years for molesting three-week-old baby
9506 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Irish Police Investigating Conor McGregor Over Sex Assault Accusation
9504 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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[Image] I'm not one to obsess about fitness, but
9504 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Parents angry at menstrual cup
9483 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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15-year-old eggs alt-right politician Fraser Anning, proceeds to get choked out
9480 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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kiTTen GETs KIDnAppeD In BROAd dAyLigHt
9478 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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AITA for not giving some of my deceased husbands things to his son?
9468 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Now this is a service I could get behind!
9456 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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The problem I have with the top tier loot in anthem is not the drop rate. The real problem is that when it finally drops it feels nothing special.
9440 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Presenting babies to grandparents
9439 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Taking the unit to Petco.
9438 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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TIL Your body has a protein called PER that determines when your body wakes up, and is the reason why you may wake up X amount of hours before your alarm - to prepare your body for the stress that the alarm causes you.
9432 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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I accidentally snapped this photo of my cat and redditor u/pumpkin-cake drew me this.
9428 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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YouTube musician donates guitar. CBism ensues.
9428 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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OP claimed that their Microsoft account has been banned and got this oddly worded email from “Microsoft”
9421 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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LPT : If you're running late for work or an important meeting, never walk in with a coffee in your hand. It shows disrespect for others time because if you had time to stop for coffee you had time to be on time.
9408 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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A wolf made entirely of pipe cleaners
9391 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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This could be America's future
9389 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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checking after i get off work
9381 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Patrick Stewart Reveals He Uses Marijuana to Treat His Arthritis
9380 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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CNN anchor hits Trump: He didn't go to Vietnam 'until he was in his 70s' with 'Secret Service protection'
9376 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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My parents had alot of patience.
9373 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Mum can I go play with this forest doggo?
9366 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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[SPOILER] Stephen 'Wonderboy' Thompson vs. Anthony Pettis
9362 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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This dad at a concert
9360 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Respect your sunglasses
9359 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Protest to revert Loot drop changes. Bring back the Bug and let us taste the Lootshower. Stop Playing From 03/11/2019-03/15/2019 or 11/03/2019-15/03/2019 for us Europeans. to make a Point. Show them what we think by sheer player numbers alone!
9355 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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NYC, USA. My best friend (23/f) is accusing another friend (22/m) of rape, I have a tape with evidence that it didn’t happen, how do I go about this situation?
9328 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Kid gets stuck in cows.
9324 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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18, failed grade 12 twice and just now got my learners license.
9323 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Head shot
9321 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Y’all ever just ✊🍆🥜😺
9321 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Petition to add "FOSSIL" flair for people above 30, and "FETUS" flair for people 12 and under
9313 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Steven Spielberg Criticized For Plan To Block Netflix From Oscars https
9308 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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r/dankchristianmemes, let's all just enjoy the dankness together instead of fighting
9308 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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A multifunctional buddy
9306 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Mount Cook, New Zealand [OC] [2400x3000]
9302 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Ok so NO
9298 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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You compile successfully then get a runtime error
9295 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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PsBattle: Jeremy Clarkson in vehicle
9280 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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I have no patience for this anymore
9264 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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I've been working two jobs for the last 6 years without any time off. Today, I am on a flight to Jamaica to spend the next week relaxing on the beach. Cheers, reddit!
9261 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Bangalore has a new hairstyle <3
9260 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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It was more awkward for him. I'm used to her shit.
9255 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019