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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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TIL that an opossum broke into a Florida liquor store and got drunk. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.It appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff gave it fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.
42000 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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I’m the atom
41969 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Pouring water on hot sand
41946 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Disney Closes $71.3 Billion Fox Deal, Creating Global Content Powerhouse
41933 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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A boys first Nintendo. Bought with change he's been saving his whole life.
41922 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Cute boi wearing a cute lil hat
41922 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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A polite and subtle implication that maybe, just maybe, he may be interested in going for a walk 👀
41887 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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A friend of mine baked a cake for my 30th birthday.
41874 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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TIL Hallmark movies take 3 weeks to film with a $2mil budget.
41848 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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What movie is so ridiculously stupid, but you secretly love it?
41813 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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My boyfriend's reaction when the otter let him rub her belly
41813 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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NZ Attorny General: "New Zealand to ban semi-automatic weapons"
41798 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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This cat has a sword in his fur
41794 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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This.
41789 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Adidas to pay equal bonuses for women's soccer World Cup winners
41759 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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My brother, who is in middle school, just got suspended for making this
41759 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Dog vs cat
41758 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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TIL a scientist stationed in Antarctica managed to score a date through Tinder with a girl camping just 45 minutes away.
41685 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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The Pentagon awarded Lockheed Martin $946 million on behalf of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia for the defense giants’ THAAD missile defense system
41676 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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More than a third of millennials share Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's worry about having kids while the threat of climate change looms
41675 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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there’s a raccoon that always chills on a window sill at my work. we bonded today ~
41664 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Ever since 1773, the oceans are just a lot of really weak tea.
41655 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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I guess Asexuals aren't queer enough?
41651 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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they lied to us
41614 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Rogue One deserves recognition as a prequel movie
41581 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Puff daddy popcorn
41575 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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NY AG: President Trump Must Personally Pay $8.4 Million to Settle Lawsuit Against Trump Foundation
41530 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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How selfish can you be to do that?
41523 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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In this hardware store, bats are no longer sold for baseball.
41514 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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One year ago, a 36 year old accountant made his NHL debut as a goalie for the Chicago Blackhawks and finished the night with a 1.000 save percentage
41514 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Zuckerberg’s new privacy essay shows why Facebook needs to be broken up: Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t understand what privacy means—he can’t be trusted to define it for the rest of us.
41506 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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I'm getting a deja vu.
41495 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Sir, request permission to leave the console.
41492 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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My university asking for donations in excess of our $67,800 yearly cost of attendance.
41485 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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A Father is very upset after Elementary school loses his daughter 3 times
41479 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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1991 - Tonya Harding is the first American to do the triple axel.
41467 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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🔥 Baby gorilla tries it’s first chest pound
41465 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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TIL in 1982 an American undergrad student argued that a constitutional amendment proposed in 1789 could still be approved by Congress. When he received a "C," he started a letter writing campaign and got the amendment ratified. His grade was changed to an "A" in 2016.
41451 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Favorite part about my job? New born puppies.
41423 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Someone got caught being weird
41415 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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I’ve been lied to
41376 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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TIL a cycling company was seeing a high number of its bikes getting damaged during deliveries; they solved the problem by making a simple change: printing a flatscreen television screen on the boxes. Damages were reduced by 70%
41375 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Remember when you popped the disc into the console and it would immediately boot up the game?
41336 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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This is an au$450 per week apartment.
41307 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Bad timing for “take your son to work”-day
41307 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Forrest Gump never blinks while playing ping pong, as he was told the trick was “to keep your eye on the ball.”
41291 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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California man charged in fatal ‘swatting’ to be sentenced
41266 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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What is one "unwritten rule" you think everyone should know and follow?
41211 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Elizabeth Warren's new plan: Break up Amazon, Google and Facebook
41207 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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These tinted windows make it look like we’re in the ocean.
41188 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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A piece of the sky in your hand
41186 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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WCGW if nobody checks out the path before we all cycle down it?
41174 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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What mistake should have killed you?
41170 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Guy throwing glitter on people minding their own business for some cheap internet points
41167 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Petition to cancel Brexit closes in on 5m signatures
41166 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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New Zealand's Prime Minister Says Social Media Can't Be 'All Profit, No Responsibility'
41152 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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First Poster for Sci-Fi Thriller 'Aniara' - A spaceship carrying settlers to Mars is knocked off course.
41134 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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[i ate] 24 Layer Chocolate Cake
41133 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Must be a familiar course
41114 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Anon is lonely
41100 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Such a good little apple tree doin its best!
41082 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Cleaned up a beach in Belgium! #trashtag
41069 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Wholesome teacher
41020 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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THIS COMES UP EVERY 20 SECONDS EVEN AFTER I UNINSTALLED NORTON
40996 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Big toe beans
40976 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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The washing instructions for my new pillowcase
40974 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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I didn’t believe my husband when he texted and said the cat was acting suspiciously.
40952 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Helloo!
40938 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Waking up after meeting Cardi B
40923 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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This ridiculous, nearly five pound lobster claw.
40917 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Obama being wholesome
40880 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Typical
40870 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Jacinda Ardern has announced that New Zealand will ban all military-style semi-automatic weapons and assault rifles, essentially commencing immediately
40866 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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We meet again... Well, our battle will be legendary!
40855 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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No majority for any of Brexit options
40831 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Give us the battle pass or the space cow gets it
40788 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Not one but two frens
40776 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Chinese noodles
40772 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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What was the weirdest thing someone asked you to do during sex?
40767 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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How ironic this is.
40759 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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In honor of the Master Chief Collection
40751 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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The correct way to wake up a sleeping dog
40745 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Love you Alex.
40743 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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An unraveled rope
40727 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Subway ride in the rain, digital, 800px x 800px
40726 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Look at this tiny pink tongue
40710 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Whole Foods cuts workers' hours after Amazon introduces minimum wage
40694 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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When was the moment you realized that your best friend wasn't your best friend?
40689 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Made a lil something 😸❤️
40663 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Jared Kushner Using WhatsApp for White House Business Is 'Far More Egregious' Than Hillary Clinton's Emails, Cyber-security Expert Says
40613 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Happy St. Patrick's day from Murphy!♥️🐶
40612 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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A whole snack by the pool
40610 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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literally shaking and crying rn
40586 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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ill huff and ill puff
40563 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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You are the best sister ever!
40543 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Utrecht shooting – multiple people injured as ‘anti-terror cops swoop’ on Dutch city
40530 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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oops.
40518 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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That's one way to make an argument...
40469 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Reps Lieu and Beyer call for criminal investigation into Jared Kushner's security clearance
40460 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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You are given 24 hours to make people say your first name. Every time that someone new says your name, your bank account goes up by $100. Where do you go and what do you do to make the most money?
40439 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019