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  1. TIL that an opossum broke into a Florida liquor store and got drunk. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.It appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff gave it fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.

    42000 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  2. I’m the atom

    41969 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  3. Pouring water on hot sand

    41946 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  4. Disney Closes $71.3 Billion Fox Deal, Creating Global Content Powerhouse

    41933 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  5. A boys first Nintendo. Bought with change he's been saving his whole life.

    41922 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  6. Cute boi wearing a cute lil hat

    41922 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  7. A polite and subtle implication that maybe, just maybe, he may be interested in going for a walk 👀

    41887 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  8. A friend of mine baked a cake for my 30th birthday.

    41874 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  9. TIL Hallmark movies take 3 weeks to film with a $2mil budget.

    41848 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  10. What movie is so ridiculously stupid, but you secretly love it?

    41813 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  11. My boyfriend's reaction when the otter let him rub her belly

    41813 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  12. NZ Attorny General: "New Zealand to ban semi-automatic weapons"

    41798 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  13. This cat has a sword in his fur

    41794 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  14. This.

    41789 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  15. Adidas to pay equal bonuses for women's soccer World Cup winners

    41759 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  16. My brother, who is in middle school, just got suspended for making this

    41759 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  17. Dog vs cat

    41758 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  18. TIL a scientist stationed in Antarctica managed to score a date through Tinder with a girl camping just 45 minutes away.

    41685 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  19. The Pentagon awarded Lockheed Martin $946 million on behalf of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia for the defense giants’ THAAD missile defense system

    41676 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  20. More than a third of millennials share Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's worry about having kids while the threat of climate change looms

    41675 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  21. there’s a raccoon that always chills on a window sill at my work. we bonded today ~

    41664 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  22. Ever since 1773, the oceans are just a lot of really weak tea.

    41655 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  23. I guess Asexuals aren't queer enough?

    41651 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  24. they lied to us

    41614 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  25. Rogue One deserves recognition as a prequel movie

    41581 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  26. Puff daddy popcorn

    41575 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  27. NY AG: President Trump Must Personally Pay $8.4 Million to Settle Lawsuit Against Trump Foundation

    41530 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  28. How selfish can you be to do that?

    41523 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  29. In this hardware store, bats are no longer sold for baseball.

    41514 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  30. One year ago, a 36 year old accountant made his NHL debut as a goalie for the Chicago Blackhawks and finished the night with a 1.000 save percentage

    41514 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  31. Zuckerberg’s new privacy essay shows why Facebook needs to be broken up: Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t understand what privacy means—he can’t be trusted to define it for the rest of us.

    41506 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  32. I'm getting a deja vu.

    41495 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  33. Sir, request permission to leave the console.

    41492 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  34. My university asking for donations in excess of our $67,800 yearly cost of attendance.

    41485 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  35. A Father is very upset after Elementary school loses his daughter 3 times

    41479 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  36. 1991 - Tonya Harding is the first American to do the triple axel.

    41467 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  37. 🔥 Baby gorilla tries it’s first chest pound

    41465 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  38. TIL in 1982 an American undergrad student argued that a constitutional amendment proposed in 1789 could still be approved by Congress. When he received a "C," he started a letter writing campaign and got the amendment ratified. His grade was changed to an "A" in 2016.

    41451 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  39. Favorite part about my job? New born puppies.

    41423 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  40. Someone got caught being weird

    41415 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  41. I’ve been lied to

    41376 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  42. TIL a cycling company was seeing a high number of its bikes getting damaged during deliveries; they solved the problem by making a simple change: printing a flatscreen television screen on the boxes. Damages were reduced by 70%

    41375 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  43. Remember when you popped the disc into the console and it would immediately boot up the game?

    41336 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  44. This is an au$450 per week apartment.

    41307 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  45. Bad timing for “take your son to work”-day

    41307 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  46. Forrest Gump never blinks while playing ping pong, as he was told the trick was “to keep your eye on the ball.”

    41291 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  47. California man charged in fatal ‘swatting’ to be sentenced

    41266 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  48. What is one "unwritten rule" you think everyone should know and follow?

    41211 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  49. Elizabeth Warren's new plan: Break up Amazon, Google and Facebook

    41207 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  50. These tinted windows make it look like we’re in the ocean.

    41188 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  51. A piece of the sky in your hand

    41186 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  52. WCGW if nobody checks out the path before we all cycle down it?

    41174 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  53. What mistake should have killed you?

    41170 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  54. Guy throwing glitter on people minding their own business for some cheap internet points

    41167 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  55. Petition to cancel Brexit closes in on 5m signatures

    41166 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  56. New Zealand's Prime Minister Says Social Media Can't Be 'All Profit, No Responsibility'

    41152 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  57. First Poster for Sci-Fi Thriller 'Aniara' - A spaceship carrying settlers to Mars is knocked off course.

    41134 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  58. [i ate] 24 Layer Chocolate Cake

    41133 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  59. Must be a familiar course

    41114 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  60. Anon is lonely

    41100 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  61. Such a good little apple tree doin its best!

    41082 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  62. Cleaned up a beach in Belgium! #trashtag

    41069 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  63. Wholesome teacher

    41020 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  64. THIS COMES UP EVERY 20 SECONDS EVEN AFTER I UNINSTALLED NORTON

    40996 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  65. Big toe beans

    40976 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  66. The washing instructions for my new pillowcase

    40974 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  67. I didn’t believe my husband when he texted and said the cat was acting suspiciously.

    40952 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  68. Helloo!

    40938 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  69. Waking up after meeting Cardi B

    40923 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  70. This ridiculous, nearly five pound lobster claw.

    40917 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  71. Obama being wholesome

    40880 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  72. Typical

    40870 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  73. Jacinda Ardern has announced that New Zealand will ban all military-style semi-automatic weapons and assault rifles, essentially commencing immediately

    40866 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  74. We meet again... Well, our battle will be legendary!

    40855 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  75. No majority for any of Brexit options

    40831 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  76. Give us the battle pass or the space cow gets it

    40788 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  77. Not one but two frens

    40776 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  78. Chinese noodles

    40772 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  79. What was the weirdest thing someone asked you to do during sex?

    40767 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  80. How ironic this is.

    40759 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  81. In honor of the Master Chief Collection

    40751 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  82. The correct way to wake up a sleeping dog

    40745 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  83. Love you Alex.

    40743 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  84. An unraveled rope

    40727 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  85. Subway ride in the rain, digital, 800px x 800px

    40726 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  86. Look at this tiny pink tongue

    40710 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  87. Whole Foods cuts workers' hours after Amazon introduces minimum wage

    40694 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  88. When was the moment you realized that your best friend wasn't your best friend?

    40689 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  89. Made a lil something 😸❤️

    40663 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  90. Jared Kushner Using WhatsApp for White House Business Is 'Far More Egregious' Than Hillary Clinton's Emails, Cyber-security Expert Says

    40613 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  91. Happy St. Patrick's day from Murphy!♥️🐶

    40612 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  92. A whole snack by the pool

    40610 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  93. literally shaking and crying rn

    40586 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  94. ill huff and ill puff

    40563 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  95. You are the best sister ever!

    40543 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  96. Utrecht shooting – multiple people injured as ‘anti-terror cops swoop’ on Dutch city

    40530 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  97. oops.

    40518 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  98. That's one way to make an argument...

    40469 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  99. Reps Lieu and Beyer call for criminal investigation into Jared Kushner's security clearance

    40460 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  100. You are given 24 hours to make people say your first name. Every time that someone new says your name, your bank account goes up by $100. Where do you go and what do you do to make the most money?

    40439 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019