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  1. I always loved this scene from the Simpsons.

    3207 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  2. 50 lane highway in China, merging into 4.

    3187 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  3. Tinder date tried to get me to wine and dine her and her roommate

    3156 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  4. incel shits on engaged couple for no reason. is there anything that incels don't hate?

    3150 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  5. I'm not there yet but I'm 90lbs down and intermittent fasting has been an absolute game changer. I'm amazed at how well it works! SW: 300lbs, CW: 210lbs, GW: 140lbs

    3150 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  6. A New Zealander literally said "Subscribe to PewDiePie" before shooting up a mosque

    3146 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  7. I lost 160lbs in the last 10 Months. Leaving tonight to thru hike the Appalachian Trail. Wish me Keto luck I’m gonna need it.

    3139 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  8. [Post Game Thread] #3 Texas Tech defeats #1 Gonzaga 75-69

    3122 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  9. "why did you try to tun away from me???? *punch* "

    3109 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  10. Those are certainly all words.

    3091 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  11. Basic High School Civics lesson from 1948

    3088 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  12. Spotted this weird beatle on the train?

    3077 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  13. House tells DOJ to release Mueller's report in 420-0 vote

    3075 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  14. In WWE & MMA, men with no pants are fighting for a belt.

    3072 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  15. [SLPT] Do you have drugs in your car and don't want to get caught? Get dog treats as well to mislead the drug sniffing dog and the police.

    3061 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  16. Lirik tries to sell a rolex

    3059 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  17. This lifestyle is often not portrayed in gay culture

    3057 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  18. Guess I'm the baby meow

    3057 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  19. Thanks, I hate this soft spoken octagon

    3045 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  20. KEEMSTAR quits the podcast

    3040 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  21. Coach used to be a dancer for MC Hammer. Players asked him to do the dance.

    3030 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  22. [SPOILER] Derrick Lewis vs. Junior dos Santos

    3028 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  23. I don't know where else to share my excitement! I scored a years worth of tampons for only $13!

    3019 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  24. [Post Game Thread] #5 Auburn defeats #2 Kentucky, 77-71, in OT.

    3005 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  25. Self sabotage at its finest

    3000 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  26. Chronic pain involves more than just hurting, suffers often experience sadness, depression and lethargy. But new research with rodents shows that it’s possible to block the receptors in the brain responsible for the emotional components of pain and restore motivation.

    2976 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  27. BioWare do you remember this gun, I member. Now where is it?

    2953 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  28. JUST HANG UP THE FUCKING PHONE

    2948 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  29. No regrets

    2943 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  30. [Post Game Thread] #5 Duke defeats #3 North Carolina 74-73

    2929 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  31. United States during World War I (1917)

    2926 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  32. This is fucking gross.

    2924 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  33. You can get permanent tattoos from published books

    2914 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  34. I am summoning all the gunlance main out there. We need to make this win.

    2909 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  35. More dad reaction than dad reflex but I think this still fits

    2909 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  36. (lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get ya'll juice

    2891 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  37. I wish I could see in real time how much people I talk to like me.

    2891 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  38. BUt dM ı'M bOReD oF tHis ChAraCtEr

    2879 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  39. The “I think I’m good but I’m actually hot garbage” starter pack

    2875 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  40. It doesn't matter how nice the pub is, the first cubicle doesn't lock, the second doesn't have paper and the third hasn't been flushed.

    2856 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  41. This is going to cause some problems

    2856 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  42. Wisconsin Poll: Sanders: 39%, Biden: 24%, Warren: 14%, O'Rourke: 6%, Harris 5%

    2853 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  43. The one thing we can both agree on

    2842 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  44. How bullets work

    2822 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  45. 21M 6'1 SW280 CW199 GW190 IF and Keto are some cool cats. Just a few years apart.

    2816 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  46. Grilled cheese made with a waffle maker

    2807 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  47. Found him, flea infested, on the side of the road while on my lunch break. Brought him back to the office with me. 7 months later, my lovey boy, Tim

    2806 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  48. Finally! A space I’d be happy to share!

    2805 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  49. A lot to unpack here

    2796 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  50. Straight men of reddit, what's the nicest compliment you received from a girl?

    2782 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  51. Glasgow Subway Carriage from the 1950’s

    2777 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  52. There's a new outbreak of the flu. It's this serious. And it's avoidable. Get your flu shot if you haven't!

    2776 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  53. This sloth looks like a steering wheel

    2742 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  54. How the hell does every other developed country spend LESS as a percentage of GDP on healthcare than the US, but also have universal coverage?

    2740 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  55. This is the kind of humor I want to see on Reddit

    2737 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  56. 18F, overweight/obese for my entire life until today! 230 pounds to 153 pounds in 7 months!

    2735 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  57. [Post Game Thread] #7 Tennessee defeats #4 Kentucky 82-78

    2735 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  58. Finally feeling good in my body again. SW:409 lbs CW: 269 lbs GW: 250. June 2018, October 2018, and Mar 2019. Keto, 18:6 IF and Gym 3 days a week.

    2734 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  59. [Countdown]-2. The number of balls offered by Kevin Magnussen to Nico Hulkenberg.

    2731 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  60. Can you kill bacteria just by pressing fingers against each other? How does daily life's mechanical forces interact with microorganisms?

    2721 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  61. On Tampa Bay. No idea who made it but its awesome.

    2709 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  62. 30 pound down!!

    2696 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  63. Loving my face gains!

    2686 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  64. "Now everyone can be happy."

    2677 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  65. My Mom cooked me a dinner

    2669 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  66. Tharja as Zatanna from DC

    2648 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  67. Shaxx isn't there because there isn't an area for God

    2646 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  68. Top Minds most hated. Poor Donald.

    2636 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  69. 7 uPvOtEs

    2629 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  70. Can we just go back to the way things were?

    2625 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  71. Friend of mine sent me this. Not Brazilian but god damn respect.

    2621 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  72. Americans are asleep. Post _____

    2616 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  73. One Piece: Chapter 937

    2610 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  74. A new science experiment

    2602 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  75. One Piece: Chapter 938

    2593 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  76. Mazda Furai. This needs a comeback.

    2577 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  77. What’s that lump in your throat you get when you’re about to cry?

    2572 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  78. As fate would have it, the slippery slope was not so slippery after all.

    2571 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  79. Band Life 1990. Our band director called us Major Wrecks. The Tassels on our boots were handmade by us while we sat in my living room watching The Little Mermaid. (I’m on the left end)

    2570 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  80. Putting the key in his nose makes it more funny!

    2567 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  81. Sikorsky-Boeing's SB>1 Defiant made its first flight today

    2565 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  82. If y'all are gonna post this, post the entire thing... 🙄

    2564 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  83. 😶😶

    2561 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  84. canny believe it

    2561 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  85. First time trying CG method & plopping

    2536 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  86. My best friend is on the right. Pictured is us on our graduation day in May 2016. No one could make me laugh like him. I couldn’t talk to anyone the way I could with him. No one understood me like him, and now no one can. He died in November 2018, 7 months after mom, and 2 years after my dad did.

    2534 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  87. Somehow, this is just a tad more satisfying in real life.

    2520 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  88. Daniel Ricciardo's 2019 Helmet Design as his Car Livery. Source: @timholmesdesign on Twitter.

    2504 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  89. It was my birthday and I got this.

    2495 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  90. Mueller Report Megathread

    2491 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  91. [WDYWT] see you, space cowboy.

    2485 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  92. Damp curls after plopping and then a fresh blow dry!

    2484 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  93. SWEATSTINY

    2476 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  94. This always really annoys me.

    2474 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  95. My son. The last picture I took of him before he died less than 24 hours later because of SIDS. It was his birthday a couple days ago. He would have been 3.

    2472 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  96. I really love it 🙃

    2470 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  97. Just a heads up, Octane's ult has a very precise hitbox

    2458 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  98. Why don't we ever talk about lady silver foxes? :p Finally learning my hair's love language thanks to this sub!

    2447 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  99. Nope

    2445 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  100. What i see when i get a new brawler

    2445 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019