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Reddit (Mar 2019)

  1. All because you had to make your exit

    43561 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  2. Chris Hemsworth feeding a quokka

    43542 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  3. Woman tells TripAdvisor she was raped by guide, TripAdvisor tells her to leave bad review

    43535 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  4. wait what

    43522 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  5. Elderly Americans Are Dying Without Getting To Read Mueller's Report - And They're Not Happy About It

    43503 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  6. TIL I’m pretty good at skeeball when I’m drunk.

    43482 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  7. Rwanda doesn't have a #trashtag but on every last Saturday of the month it is mandatory for every adult to participate in "Umuganda" which means "coming together in common purpose", where people clean the streets together.

    43455 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  8. How are my kids supposed to live without JUICE?!

    43441 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  9. To the teenager who came into my shop today with your mom

    43371 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  10. They remembered him.

    43371 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  11. Love you buddy...

    43353 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  12. Miles Taylor, an athelete with cerebral palsy, deadlifts 185 pounds while Arnold Schwarzenegger cheers him on

    43319 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  13. TIL that a Florida man was awarded $37,500 after cops mistook glazed donut crumbs for meth. Daniel Rushing was pulled over when the cops searched his car. They tested white crystals they found and it tested positive for meth. Rushing told them they were donut crumbs but they wouldn't listen.

    43302 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  14. Get rektd

    43285 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  15. She spent $7 on an ice cream cone for an Instagram picture then threw it away.

    43223 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  16. I finally got xrays of my leg after amputation!

    43214 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  17. Long exposure of departing train

    43174 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  18. What the hell my guardians!

    43171 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  19. Tiny Pacific nation of Cook Islands is considering changing its name to something that reflects its Polynesian culture, rather than honouring the British explorer James Cook

    43147 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  20. Cat.exe has now shut down (wait for the end)

    43146 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  21. Procrastination teaches you to finish a 8 hour job in 30 minutes and also to finish a 30 minute job in 8 hours

    43132 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  22. This was so weird ...

    43127 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  23. Trump repeats false claim there is no climate change crisis as he brands science 'fake'

    43127 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  24. So I listed a nice fridge for free, cb wants me to pay him to pick it up

    43091 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  25. AOC grilling the GOP

    43078 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  26. Luckily I don't have kids

    43078 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  27. Thought I'd do something nice for someone I used to go to highschool with. I know how tough it can be going through college without a laptop. My mistake, I guess.

    43073 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  28. Exclusive: Grand jury returns 16 felony counts against Jussie Smollett

    43067 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  29. Germany to strip 'Islamic State' fighters' citizenship

    43049 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  30. World’s No 1 bridge player suspended after failing a drugs test

    43000 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  31. No,I have not, why do you ask

    42969 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  32. A self-lining bin

    42968 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  33. Dog dies protecting family during birthday party shooting

    42965 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  34. An astronaut in micro-g without access to handles or supports, is stuck floating

    42953 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  35. This makes me wonder how the villains will be power-scaled in Phase 4

    42941 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  36. Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his wand from his trousers...

    42935 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  37. This shadow that perfectly lined up with the light pole

    42924 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  38. RIP to that ice cream machine

    42922 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  39. TIL the son of a US Governor is 6,000 times more likely to become a Governor than the average American and the son of a US Senator is 8,500 times more likely to become a senator than the average American

    42880 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  40. Wtf am I getting?

    42869 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  41. Doctors of Reddit, what is a 1 in a million chance thing about your patient you have witnessed?

    42836 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  42. An experiment of "Word of Mouth" and the effects of when false information spreads

    42804 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  43. I might be wrong, but I think its broken.

    42774 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  44. The inside of an astronaut suit.

    42771 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  45. Gonna leave my woes behind. A painting I painted.

    42771 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  46. Wait for the nose boop

    42762 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  47. What would the Earth taste like if we shrunk it to the size of a grape and ate it as a whole?

    42685 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  48. Trump vowed to eliminate the debt in 8 years. He’s on track to leave it at least 50 percent higher.

    42676 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  49. Hell yeah, you go dad

    42671 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  50. Kids are ruthless

    42641 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  51. Attractive businesswomen are considered less trustworthy, less truthful and more worthy of being fired than less attractive women, finds a new study (total n=1,202). This “femme fatale effect” taps into more primal feelings of sexual insecurity, jealousy and fear among both men and women.

    42641 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  52. He is as tricky in real life as in the movies.

    42632 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  53. If you were filthy rich, what's a totally unnecessary but cool and outrageously eccentric thing you would buy?

    42628 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  54. Truth

    42612 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  55. TIL: When Dolly Parton first hosted an annual "Gay Day" at her theme park, Dollywood, the KKK and others threatened her over it. She still gets threats but this hasn't stopped the event.

    42611 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  56. This kind human visits dumpsters every day to pull out abandoned puppies (from The Dodo)

    42603 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  57. Paul Manafort indicted by NY prosecutors after federal sentencing

    42586 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  58. Yoink

    42584 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  59. Invest in Macron and his old friend now! There are no watermarks, just crop it.

    42583 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  60. Well, yes but actually no

    42570 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  61. Baby Manatees!

    42565 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  62. Don't forget the cat in every tiger

    42534 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  63. Nobody wants that to happen to them

    42518 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  64. Game of Thrones hid 6 thrones around the world for an epic scavenger hunt and 2 are left to find. Found thus far is Throne of the forest in United Kingdom, Throne of Valyria in Brasil,Throne of joy in Spain, and Throne of the North in Sweden.

    42498 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  65. TIL In 2013, Apple banned an app from the appstore for having the potential to damage a user's device. This app was called, "Send Me To Heaven". The premise of the game was, the user would throw their iPhone into the air as high as possible. The creator wanted to destroy as many iPhones as possible.

    42495 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  66. Had a friend paint my dogs. She absolutely nailed it!

    42459 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  67. Jaden Smith's foundation, local church bringing clean water to Flint

    42430 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  68. Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

    42422 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  69. Sincere respect to all people who are trying hard to save animal life!

    42378 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  70. Alex Jones can't handle ridicule in public and loses his shit

    42372 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  71. We’ve all seen that movie

    42371 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  72. WCGW If I ride a bike off the top of a basketball stadium?

    42368 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  73. Drug which makes human blood 'lethal' to mosquitoes can reduce malaria spread, finds a new cluster-randomised trial, the 'first of its kind' to show ivermectin drug can help control malaria across whole communities without causing harmful side effects (n=2,712, including 590 aged<5).

    42365 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  74. Oui oui.

    42350 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  75. Priests raped nuns, priests raped children, priests forced nuns to have abortions, catholic schools knowingly hired pedophiles ... and the Catholic Church covered it all up. Yet Catholics want to lecture the world about the morality of abortion and lgbt issues? No thanks. Secular values are better.

    42342 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  76. Well that sucks

    42334 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  77. Teachers of Reddit, when can you tell if a student is going through depression or self-loathing? If so, what do you try to do to help?

    42329 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  78. Female porch pirate is abandoned by the driver

    42301 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  79. TIL rather than try to save himself, Abraham Zelmanowitz, computer programmer and 9/11 victim, chose to stay in the tower and accompany his quadriplegic friend who had no way of getting out.

    42295 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  80. A little Aussie bleach.

    42285 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  81. What was the tipping point of your last relationship?

    42282 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  82. NY attorney general: Evidence shows Trump misused charity

    42235 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  83. There has been a 50% global reduction in sperm quality in the past 80 years. A new study found that two chemical pollutants in the home degrade fertility in both men and dogs - DEHP, widely abundant in the home in carpets, flooring, upholstery, clothes, wires, toys, and polychlorinated biphenyl 153.

    42222 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  84. The owners went through the effort of building the menorah to help their children feel more involved with their neighbours’ Christmas decorations and someone pulls this. Cruel.

    42205 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  85. An 11 year-old girl was abducted by her father on her birthday and later found murdered. While the police were still looking for her, 89 people called 911 to complain about an Amber Alert.

    42203 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  86. There is no room for you here

    42200 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  87. This wood chip repair

    42199 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  88. Just an elderly turtle coming to say hello!

    42194 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  89. Say No to Steroids

    42169 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  90. 7 years ago I decided to walk every block in NYC. I've now covered more than 9,000 miles on foot, with a few hundred left to go. AMA!

    42157 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  91. French healthcare system 'should not fund homeopathy' - French medical and drug experts say homeopathic medicines should no longer be paid for by the country’s health system because there is no evidence they work.

    42155 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  92. School climate strikes go global, with actions planned in 92 countries

    42150 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  93. TIL if you remove a box turtle from the wild and don't put them back in the location you found them they will most likely die looking for their home

    42144 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  94. LOTR

    42127 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  95. We pulled a bunch of plastics from the bottom of the cliff at Delicate Arch!

    42098 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  96. The new game, Hungry Hungry Doggo!

    42083 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  97. Zebra drowning a rival males young

    42079 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  98. I recently became a US citizen after a huge, difficult process that took years! Here are some pics from the naturalization ceremony.

    42069 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  99. Pinterest Project for $12 : Carpet Samples + Gorilla Tape

    42003 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  100. In Switzerland there are sockets that fit 3 plugs in at a time

    42002 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019