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Reddit (Mar 2019)

  1. NSFW moment on TV

    12003 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  2. Ocasio-Cortez: "If you want to know what subconscious bias looks like, it’s a headline saying “AOC is underwater with every group EXCEPT women, nonwhites, and 18-34 year olds.” So older, conservative white men are considered “everyone” and everyone else is discounted as an exception. Cool."

    12003 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  3. Benny is here to make your Monday better

    12002 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  4. Will it respond to its name? Never.

    12000 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  5. Overweight, unemployed, and run 5 parody accounts on Twitter, do your worst

    11999 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  6. The gentlest big boy

    11996 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  7. First world poverty is owning a smartphone and a laptop so you can check up on the $10.29 in your bank account.

    11992 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  8. Finding the perfect spot

    11991 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  9. How did you lose the genetic lottery?

    11979 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  10. Cat Vs Duck Who will win?

    11977 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  11. 35 years ago today a bunch of kids had Saturday detention...

    11976 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  12. Hidden Treasure

    11973 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  13. Guy gives dog home

    11962 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  14. Earthshaking

    11956 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  15. Help! My husband wants to vaccinate our child and I’m worried he might find some real research!

    11952 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  16. Crematorium goes up in flames, bodies survive

    11950 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  17. mAn MeRcILeSslY mUrDeRs yOuNg LeTtEr WiTh ChAiR!1!

    11943 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  18. Quite possibly the most bizarre Live PD clip I've ever seen (Sequel in comments)

    11935 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  19. Hurry!!

    11932 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  20. Never watch a movie based on a book, soon after finishing the book. Its a recipe for dissappointment.

    11920 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  21. What is something you're "supposed" to like because of where you live but you just can't?

    11917 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  22. Get karma from your cat on a cat sub!

    11917 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  23. In The Iron Giant, Mansley's newspaper has a section titled "Studio Kept alive by Osmosis Greenlight", referencing the upcoming Warner Bros' movie, Osmosis Jones

    11897 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  24. U.S. jury finds Bayer's Roundup caused man's cancer

    11892 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  25. My father after he took his assisted suicide medication, drifting off into a coma. It took him only 15 minutes to pass. He was ready to go.

    11889 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  26. Cheating Wives

    11888 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  27. TIFU by having a condom fall out of my vagina

    11888 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  28. it do be like that though

    11887 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  29. M E T A

    11885 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  30. The RNC said Bernie wants to get rid of health insurance companies. Bernie's response: "You're damn right."

    11884 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  31. My cat was staring at my gf like this for about 10 minutes

    11875 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  32. My website makes money, it gets lots of hits

    11868 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  33. “High five little one”. *unmute*

    11867 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  34. Mt. Fuji from the ISS

    11863 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  35. An epic tale of Keanu being stranded at the airport and taking the bus back home with other passengers

    11845 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  36. Guys, what’s the #1 thing that makes you happy that you’re male?

    11844 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  37. In Avengers: Infinity War, Thanos temporarily knocks Doctor Strange’s soul out of him after using the Soul Stone [Detail]

    11843 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  38. Men of Reddit, how do you deal with the waiter flirting with your date?

    11838 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  39. Just told my husband that I want a separation.

    11837 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  40. Saw this pupper all tuckered out from doing his job at Grand Central Station in NYC

    11835 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  41. When was a time where you thought “the worse they can say is no”, and you were COMPLETELY WRONG?

    11816 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  42. Trump friend Roger Stone suggests Robert Mueller ‘framed’ him in Instagram post that could violate gag order

    11811 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  43. My brother made his shadow look like Yoda

    11797 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  44. Playing with Panels

    11775 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  45. This derpy filmmaker

    11758 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  46. The creation of the Soviet Union (1922)

    11747 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  47. How to lock a gate.

    11746 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  48. This handbag

    11743 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  49. dude wants to be run over, then punches a window.

    11743 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  50. stronke me zaddy

    11732 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  51. Classic.

    11728 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  52. Epic Games CEO says Publishers will win store wars not consumers!

    11728 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  53. TIL Instant ramen was invented by Momofuku Ando in 1958 and. in 2000, voted Japan's greatest invention of the 20th century by the Japanese themselves.

    11719 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  54. 🔥 The Andean Cat. They are listed as endangered by IUCN.

    11715 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  55. "it's only one credit hour it shouldn't be too bad"

    11715 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  56. View from the bottom of a bucket

    11715 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  57. Why don't we just boil seawater to get freshwater? I've wondered about this for years.

    11714 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  58. How to stop Epic exclusivity: Don't ever buy the game

    11707 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  59. Valtteri Bottas wins the 2019 Australian Grand Prix!

    11702 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  60. These people are awesome!

    11700 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  61. Rear window road jump

    11682 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  62. Sudan is witnessing a rise in youth-led, environmental startups who want to protect their country’s future.

    11681 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  63. Rene was hiding in plain sight

    11671 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  64. Ya ded

    11668 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  65. Mini airport

    11658 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  66. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Beware the DNA JUMBLR! ☘️

    11653 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  67. Bass ackwards

    11652 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  68. This is very good. shout out

    11648 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  69. Female here. Men of Reddit, when you see someone attractive in a social setting (bar, club, etc.) and are considering approaching, how do you assess the situation before actually going for it? What makes you abort mission?

    11635 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  70. She made it rhyme :)

    11633 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  71. So what? No f*cks given here!

    11630 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  72. change my mind

    11628 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  73. By Donald Trump’s Standards, Jared And Ivanka Should Be In Jail

    11620 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  74. The revolution has begun!

    11618 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  75. ULPT: In your last year of college “lose” your student ID and get a new one. The exp date will reset and you can get another 4 years of discounts

    11612 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  76. Every guy

    11595 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  77. I swear if we don't get the battle pass (Apex pass?) today or at least some info on it...

    11590 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  78. A fan’s phone falls and others send it back to him

    11588 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  79. Pikachu zoetrope

    11575 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  80. I don't have answers either

    11573 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  81. PsBattle: OG Aquaman

    11571 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  82. Bully Brothers

    11571 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  83. Ocasio-Cortez: In US 'if you don't have a job you are left to die'

    11569 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  84. A murder.

    11562 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  85. Flipped, not stirred

    11554 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  86. New developer starts soon, decided to give him a prank workstation for his first day.

    11544 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  87. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper perform at the Oscar (2019)

    11537 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  88. The ketogenic diet is more likely to cause males to lose weight than females, which could explain the discrepancies in the diet’s success rate. Estrogen plays a role in the differing response.

    11536 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  89. David and Goliath

    11533 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  90. I love it when older comics are relevant again.

    11526 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  91. When did you realize that you were being a creep?

    11523 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  92. PsBattle: Man rioting in Paris

    11514 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  93. Boss constantly touches/chokes/body checks me. Others who report similar behavior to HR have been fired.

    11509 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  94. Guys face after gets left hanging on a high five.

    11506 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  95. Easy to follow recipe for a nice grilled sandwich

    11506 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  96. Anon drinks coffee

    11501 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  97. What's the weirdest sex dream you ever had?

    11491 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  98. Box Office: 'Captain Marvel' Flies to Historic $153M in U.S., $455M Globally

    11486 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  99. meirl

    11485 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  100. Yestersay I had an emergency where my daughter (single dad) had her first period. I came to you all for help. I just wanted to make a special post thanking everyone!

    11484 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019