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  1. Priorities

    66501 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  2. Here’s me doing my part for cleaning up the earth in my city Karachi, Pakistan.

    66446 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  3. Stealth Kill

    66345 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  4. When you can’t join them, beat them

    66254 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  5. When gunman advanced on New Zealand mosque, this man ran At Him: Abdul Aziz, 48, is being hailed as a hero for preventing more deaths

    66246 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  6. My Xbox 360 turns 11 this year, and it has never red ringed on me ever

    66107 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  7. Actresses, CEOs arrested in nationwide college admissions cheating scam

    65977 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  8. Wife thought she adopted a Dog, got a Submarine.

    65934 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  9. Great Solution...

    65889 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  10. Why can’t I just get up and get the food myself?

    65743 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  11. What do men want?

    65723 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  12. Why say lot word when few word do trick?

    65644 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  13. Got a live feed camera so I could see what my dogs are up to while I'm at work

    65636 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  14. 10 million years ago, turtles could eat you with a single bite.

    65589 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  15. No company has ever survived after its product killed more than 400 million of its consumers with evidence... except for cigarette companies.

    65573 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  16. TIL that when 13-year-old Ryan White got AIDS from a blood donor in 1984, he was banned from returning to school by a petition signed by 117 parents. An auction was held to keep him out, a newspaper supporting him got death threats, and his family left town when a gun was fired through their window.

    65555 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  17. People cleaning up trash in exchange for fake internet points is a hell of a deal for Earth

    65314 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  18. Husband finds out he's having triplets

    65300 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  19. At this supermarket’s grand opening the shelves have been undisturbed by customers yet.

    65236 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  20. TIL that in the 1980s Alyssa Milano befriended Ryan White(A Boy Ostracized For Having Aids) who was a fan of her works.She went on to appear on The Phil Donahue Show alongside Milano to kiss him on the cheek to show that she could not contract the disease.

    65232 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  21. Can I offer you a sausage in this trying time?

    65203 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  22. US House passes resolution calling for Trump-Russia report to be made public

    65165 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  23. At least Fire Emblem was ballsy

    65147 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  24. This is fine

    65077 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  25. Memes should be part of the curriculum on climate change education!

    64985 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  26. I can do it too mommy

    64964 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  27. Police officers of Reddit, who’s the smartest criminal you’ve ever encountered?

    64963 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  28. Daddy sings Ave Maria in hotel lobby. His daughter’s look is everything.

    64915 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  29. The fucking audacity...

    64882 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  30. With Minecraft gaining popularity again, I thought I'd make a visual guide to all that's changed in the past 6 years, to help any returning players that might be confused by how vastly different the game is. [OC]

    64798 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  31. When someone breaks up with you, you don't only lose your partner but also the person you would go to tell about what just happened to you

    64797 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  32. If you leave enough google reviews, they send you free socks.

    64767 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  33. TIL A teenager, Peter Roberts invented a quick-release ratchet. He sold his patent to Sears for $10,000 who said that the invention was not worth very much and then went on to make $44 million selling the ratchet. He sued them for fraud and was awarded $1 million.

    64758 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  34. A foreboding cabin in the Czech Republic

    64735 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  35. This guy asleep at the wheel of his Tesla on the interstates

    64716 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  36. This perfect rainbow in my school’s science hall.

    64698 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  37. What does Puerto Rico contribute?

    64659 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  38. P ? X A R

    64569 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  39. Patiently waiting

    64556 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  40. Thought this might belong here

    64436 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  41. Since Trump was sworn in as president he has met his Russian counterpart, Putin, five times. The details of their conversations remain unknown to the public, and in most cases even to senior administration officials.

    64426 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  42. 1967-2018 same bike, same couple

    64415 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  43. A grandpa got a cochlea implant tattoo to become like his grandson

    64327 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  44. What's the "went through med school just to realize you couldn't stand the sight of blood" of your job field?

    64309 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  45. This convenience store wear path

    64212 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  46. Damnit Karen!

    64090 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  47. This professional grade chase shot.

    64053 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  48. Found these petroglyphs while hiking in a remote section of Petrified Forest National Park

    64047 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  49. Sounds about right

    63906 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  50. My grand-nephew meeting a calf for the first time.

    63837 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  51. Someday, his son will thank him

    63799 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  52. Cotton Candy lobster - 1 in 100million catch! Donated to the Huntsman Marine Science Center. He’ll be safe and sound at the Huntsman, where he’ll live out the rest of his life.

    63772 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  53. [Spoilers] Game of Thrones Season 8 | Official Trailer (HBO)

    63727 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  54. I work on a cruise ship with tight living quarters...rate my setup.

    63707 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  55. When this happens

    63661 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  56. The 178 year old preserved head of Portuguese serial killer Diogo Alves (1810-1841)

    63609 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  57. She's Christina Grimmie, she used to do music cover on her YouTube channel. On June 10, 2016 while signing autographs, she was shot by a man after initially opening her arms to give him a hug. Today (March 12) is her birthday, so I just wanted to share this with the community. RIP💚

    63594 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  58. Source: Leaked Documents Show the U.S. Government Tracking Journalists and Immigration Advocates Through a Secret Database

    63560 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  59. TIL after "the world’s largest beach clean-up" at Mumbai's Versova beach, Olive Ridley turtles returned to lay eggs for the first time in 20 years.

    63549 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  60. It costs less than $60 to have a baby in Finland. Its healthcare system has helped give it the lowest maternal death rate in the world - and it's available to everyone for next to nothing.

    63520 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  61. Are you really going to scroll past without wishing Nova a happy 6th birthday?

    63466 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  62. TIL in 1848 entrepreneur James Lick arrived in San Francisco with 600 lbs of chocolate to sell. When all of his chocolate sold quickly, he urged his confectioner friend in Peru to come to San Francisco and start his own Chocolate company. That confectioner's name is Domingo Ghirardelli.

    63434 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  63. Breakfast.

    63421 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  64. Arthur, the little rhino who was injured trying to protect his mom from poachers, is now healthy and back to playing in the mud.

    63402 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  65. "George, I've just noticed something..."

    63006 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  66. Pelosi says Democrats to introduce bill to bring back net neutrality this week

    62948 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  67. Chick-fil-A employees are lucky that they don't have to handle the post-church crowd

    62866 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  68. [Fanart] Elon-chan our saviour

    62846 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  69. Bringing dog mommy a snack.

    62846 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  70. 26 women rescued at Seattle massage parlors in human trafficking bust

    62839 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  71. TIFU by sending nudes to my employee group chat.

    62807 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  72. Monkey having fun with a VR headset on

    62733 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  73. My Xbox 360 collection! I was told this may be appreciated here.

    62680 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  74. PornHub and Jameela Jamil calling Khloe Kardashian out on her bullshit.

    62666 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  75. Australian senator who blamed Muslim immigration for the New Zealand terror attack punches teenager in head after getting egged.

    62629 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  76. When the romantic beach getaway with your hubby doesn’t go as planned

    62564 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  77. When you finally decide enough is enough.

    62533 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  78. He's white?

    62525 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  79. A for effort

    62503 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  80. TIL that the term scapegoat comes from an old Jewish ritual where they would put all the sins of the townspeople onto a goat and then banish that goat from town sending the burden of their sins with it.

    62437 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  81. How is she doing that?!

    62434 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  82. Shaq learned an MMA move and immediately tried to sneak attack Charles Barkley

    62381 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  83. Deadbeat

    62365 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  84. If a company celebrates 365 days accident free, then they're celebrating the anniversary of the accident.

    62333 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  85. House passes bill to require presidents to disclose their tax returns

    62289 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  86. Think as one, act as one, be one...

    62184 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  87. Human-raised wolves are just as successful as trained dogs at working with humans to solve cooperative tasks, suggesting that dogs' ability to cooperate with humans came from wolves, not from domestication.

    62144 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  88. Japan's Kane Tanaka is now the world's oldest living person at age 116

    62140 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  89. I once caught a fish this big

    62048 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  90. NJ approves bill allowing terminally ill patients to end their lives

    61953 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  91. WCGW if I’m on my phone while pulling into the gas station?

    61934 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  92. Rooftop Office

    61805 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  93. The real facts

    61795 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  94. Just a polite deer taking a stroll on the sidewalks through the neighborhood

    61793 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  95. Making a bamboo heated pool.

    61769 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  96. Dirt Sticks to Sweat. Deep scars don’t regenerate with sweat glans and thus dirt doesn’t stick to it

    61760 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  97. Rome at sunset.

    61668 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  98. Donald Trump is glad the U.S. is not powered by wind "because it only blows sometimes"

    61660 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  99. The X-Ray of a 700 pound man.

    61660 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  100. If it never rained on a Thursday your whole life you probably wouldn't have noticed.

    61659 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019