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  1. All other rich parents across the country right now who "helped" their children get into prestigious colleges...

    61640 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  2. Happens to everybody, kid

    61631 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  3. TIL NASA calculated that you only need 40 digits of Pi to calculate the circumference of the observable universe, to the accuracy of 1 hydrogen atom

    61623 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  4. *surprised pikachu face*

    61553 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  5. New life, who dis? I freaking did it reddit!

    61519 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  6. Battlefield V + Hue Sync

    61469 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  7. The best way to celebrate

    61452 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  8. Want to Stop Climate Change? Then It's Time to Fall Back in Love With Nuclear Energy - “Nuclear power is virtually free of emissions. We need to be rational and practical and make full use of nuclear power, before the world becomes uninhabitable for our children.”

    61433 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  9. A Mom gets called out for trying to gatekeep Mothers Day

    61413 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  10. Wisconsin man charged with breaking measles quarantine to go to gym

    61349 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  11. Dad turned 58. Moved from South Korea to Brazil when he was 13. He loves playing tennis so much that I remember my mom saying "you can play tennis every friday,but AT LEAST ONE FRIDAY A MONTH YOU WILL TAKE ME OUT ON A DATE!" when I was younger lol. A tear rolled from his eyes when he saw the cake <3

    61333 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  12. Brute Force Barn Relocation

    61323 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  13. TIL IKEA is serving food because they realized that customers don’t buy and don’t stay for long when being hungry. Their policy is to be the absolute lowest price on food within a 30-mile radius, even if it means selling at a loss. So, they take a hit on the food, but they make it up in furniture

    61321 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  14. UK:Man with epilepsy who couldn’t cook for himself, wash or travel alone denied disability benefits after appearing ‘well dressed’

    61236 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  15. 🙏🏽🙏🏽

    61200 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  16. Playing with magnets.

    61173 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  17. ".. are you my new mommy?"

    61151 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  18. All those racists calling themselves patriots.

    61145 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  19. A pack of rare land dolphins

    61139 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  20. Found on Facebook

    61069 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  21. In The Lord of the Rings, the filmmakers used a special lighting rig for Galadriel so that her eyes appear to reflect the starlight. This is because Galadriel is the last Elf in Middle-Earth to have seen the light of the Trees of Valinor.

    61035 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  22. Picture by Jeff Lee Johnson, the longer you look the weirder it gets

    61033 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  23. Rest

    61010 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  24. Tiny Hamster's Date

    60988 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  25. Warner Bros Has Begun Developing Sequel to Sci-Fi Hit ‘Edge Of Tomorrow’

    60944 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  26. 82 year old youtuber know as the "skyrim Grandma" will be added as an nPC in the upcoming game The elder scrolls 6

    60884 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  27. Riga, Latvia

    60872 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  28. Ducks on the ceiling

    60799 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  29. TIL humans dont actually have five senses, we have other senses like balance, heat, pain and the passage of time. Humans actually have at least 14 senses.

    60789 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  30. What is something you did that increased your quality of life so much that you wished you would have done it much sooner because it changed your life forever?

    60606 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  31. Sealed their marriage with the most epic handshake

    60589 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  32. As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close.

    60566 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  33. Accused gunman in Christchurch terror attacks denied newspaper, television and radio access

    60544 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  34. My school banned the dinosaur game

    60513 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  35. low in detail but high in meaning

    60467 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  36. Toothless motorbike.

    60462 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  37. These table tennis players

    60460 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  38. What is an adult life equivalent of calling your teacher "mom"?

    60443 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  39. Fruity drinks are fire.

    60414 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  40. I find the lack of cows on this subreddit sad

    60389 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  41. Yup

    60340 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  42. This man is fed up 😡

    60308 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  43. Joe "it's entirely possible" Rogan

    60276 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  44. To create 3 Mexican countries

    60260 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  45. I 3D printed my son's brain using data from his MRI

    60258 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  46. All the nurses came in and sang to my mom, and gave her a cake for her last day of chemo treatment ❤️.

    60198 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  47. Eminem with his sobriety coin. He will soon be 11 years sober.

    60117 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  48. Pretty fast comeback

    60110 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  49. Zachary Levi meeting a young fangirl :)

    60055 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  50. Megathread: Mueller files final report with Attorney General

    60034 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  51. Maybe I'm an asshole, but this was really satisfying

    60027 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  52. 'Cancel Brexit' petition hits 1m signatures

    60026 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  53. This is getting out of hand

    60019 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  54. When ball is life

    60007 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  55. Shots fired, all units to sector 15B

    60002 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  56. The Great Burrito Tragedy

    59990 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  57. Dog fetches the impossible

    59955 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  58. Overdosed

    59946 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  59. It sure can be wierd sometimes

    59926 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  60. Robert Mueller submits special counsel's Russia probe report to Attorney General William Barr

    59876 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  61. Vanna White appearing on the Price is Right in 1980

    59853 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  62. Every Animal Pulled From the Deepest Part of the Ocean Had Plastic in Its Gut

    59841 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  63. Washington Senate passes bill that would keep Trump off 2020 ballot unless he releases tax returns

    59791 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  64. Student came to class today with his child due to no babysitter while he was in class. Professor said “I’ll hold her so you can take good notes!”

    59790 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  65. TIFU Update: I fucked up by not knowing the guy I like works on the same floor as me and telling my friend loudly that, "he could fuck me in the ass."

    59780 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  66. The Owner of a once popular Minecraft server recently passed away. The hub has been turned into a memorial.

    59711 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  67. Theresa May's Brexit deal suffers second defeat in UK Parliament

    59700 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  68. MMR vaccine does not cause autism, another study confirms

    59696 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  69. 1942 - my badass grandpa in the Philippines

    59679 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  70. Star Wars

    59676 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  71. Apparently, we need money more than a heart.

    59647 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  72. Today I learned Willie Nelson has played the same guitar,“Trigger” for 50 years. It has been signed by friends, family, lawyers, and Johnny Cash. It was his last remaining possession twice. Willie has played it at over 10,000 shows and he gets it repaired every year at the same shop in Austin,TX

    59646 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  73. I baked a Bowser cherry pie so the Mushroom Kingdom could have its revenge

    59634 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  74. MIT researchers warn killer heat waves soaring above temps humans can survive will be regular occurrences within our lifetimes in areas affecting over 500 million people. Areas of China, South Asia and the Persian Gulf will become uninhabitable by 2070 if climate change remains unchecked.

    59614 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  75. TIL that in 2008 and at the age of 45, Flea, bass player of the multiplatinum rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers, enrolled as a freshman at University of Southern California's music program to learn the academic side of music.

    59557 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  76. In honor of Alex Trebek, here’s one of his most savage moments

    59556 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  77. Terrifying whirlpools in the Las Vegas desert

    59528 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  78. Publishing a "Top 500 Tax Payers" list instead of a "Top 500 Richest People" list, would breed a healthier competition

    59514 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  79. I was asked to share my handling here. Hope you guys enjoy :) (Instagram molloy894)

    59509 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  80. Has anyone done this yet?

    59494 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  81. Lori Loughlin Is Free After Posting $1 Million Bond, While Her Daughter Spent Last Night On A USC Official’s Yacht

    59413 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  82. Maybe we all should start doing coke again

    59380 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  83. TIL that when J.R.R. Tolkien's son Michael signed up for the British army, he listed his father's occupation as "Wizard"

    59336 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  84. TIL Japan's high schools often have strict standards of conformity regarding hair color. Half of Tokyo's schools require students whose hair is not naturally black to provide baby pictures as proof; in 2017 a Japanese student sued her school after being forced to darken her hair with dye.

    59330 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  85. Happy birthday, bro

    59304 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  86. My boyfriend of 8 years flew out to surprise me with a proposal in my favorite place.

    59249 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  87. [update] my [32M] best friend [30 F] asked if I would be her sperm donor for her surrogate, I am in love with her but sje has no idea.

    59227 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  88. thanks google

    59126 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  89. Dublin, this morning. (OC)

    59109 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  90. [OPINION] Rich filmmakers who probably haven't paid money to go see a film in a regular modern cinema in years/decades need to stop running their mouths about "the sanctity of the movie theater experience" and admonishing home viewing, which is often a far purer film experience these days.

    59105 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  91. Let’s do it

    59096 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  92. TIL that Ethernet inventor Robert Metcalfe predicted that the internet would collapse in 1996, promising to eat his words if not. In 1997, he took a printed copy of his column that predicted the collapse, put it in a blender with some liquid and then consumed the pulpy mass.

    59064 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  93. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

    59041 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  94. After always being told crochet is only for women my boyfriend has opened his own crochet business!

    58966 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  95. Milo Yiannopoulos banned from entering Australia following Christchurch shooting comments

    58961 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  96. Textbook costs have risen nearly 1000% since the 70's

    58952 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  97. Today without any prior warning I was banned from r/gaming and r/funny for a gif I posted on HighQualityGifs.

    58951 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  98. British citizens protesting against leaving the European Union, London

    58942 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  99. d e s t r o y

    58928 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  100. Being a male nursing major

    58927 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019