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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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"I'm going to be productive today" starterpack
12508 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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The word “retarded” shouldn’t be offensive
12500 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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I wonder what else could've contributed apart from videogames and McDonalds?
12500 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Pickle Apocalypse
12499 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Did the #CheesedChallenge to my grandpa. His reaction is PRICELESS !!!
12493 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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to post on r/therewasanattempt
12489 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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“We’re going to the park” in sign language to his deaf dog
12484 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Never wake a sleeping lion
12476 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Mastermind
12469 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Gazelle is the center of attention
12455 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Therapy Dog does Amazing Work
12453 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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TIL When a poacher’s snare killed one of their own, two young gorillas teamed up to find and dismantle traps in their Rwandan forest home. They saw what they had to do, they did it then moved to dismantle next trap.
12445 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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TIL that the Dow Jones Industrial Average will continually rise and break new records because the Dow ignores inflation and is heavily curated, meaning underperforming companies are periodically removed from the index and replaced by companies that are performing better.
12441 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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IAMA Bar owner in Dublin and its St. Patrick's day.
12434 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Ohio makes 'shelter pets' the official state pet to raise awareness about animal adoption
12432 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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A waiter's sidekick
12427 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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My sister is in some weird cult - MI
12419 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Mind bending geometry
12419 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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I'm 25, I hate my corporate desk job, and I have about 30,000 saved up. What can I do investment wise to get out of this while I'm still young?
12419 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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What are some "guy secrets" girls don't know about?
12417 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Officer in training
12404 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Just a man skiing with a propeller
12402 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Efficiency is key
12400 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Sh*t has hit the fan
12400 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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A New God
12394 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Get stitched
12392 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Doggo carries the groceries
12387 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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A large new study finds kids who got no childhood vaccines were more likely to be diagnosed with autism than kids who did get recommended vaccinations.
12379 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Hitler deciding on cleansing the population (ca. 1939)
12378 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Urbam Ski Park
12372 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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House Bill Introduced to Remove Marijuana from List of Controlled Substances
12368 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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[UPDATE] I (28M) Is about to propose to my gf (28f) of 7 years, but then I discovered something. Need advice.
12362 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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The inside of this aura crystal is absolutely gorgeous
12360 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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She really is the strongest.
12351 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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If gold is a worse electrical conductor than silver and copper, why are gold plated contacts considered "better" by the market?
12350 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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I'll watch it twice and make up for the lost ticket
12345 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Outsmarting a driver that won’t let you pass.
12344 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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My [22f] boyfriend’s [24m] new tattoo makes me feel like a pedophile
12340 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Ohio Countryside in Summer. Oil on board. 12”x12”
12338 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Anon makes his parents happy
12333 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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I found my high school id from 2003-2008.. I think this fits here
12327 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Doe, a deer, a female deer!
12323 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Can You Trust Kurzgesagt? - In A Nutshell
12315 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Director of Publishing Strategy for Epic Games Store agrees that ”gamers are unpleasant aggressive assholes with hysteric requirements who should fuck off”.
12314 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Whats the most fucked up thing you've done for money? (NSFW)
12300 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off [Punk]
12293 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Japanese exchange student Yoshihiro Hattori got the wrong address to a Halloween party, gets shot dead for knocking on the door. Jury acquitted homeowner of manslaughter in 3 hours.
12292 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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The way this man described a Canadian goose
12285 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Anon browses Reddit
12281 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Australia bans 4chan, 8chan LiveLeak. Redditors react.
12269 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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The way he shuts the door, you know something not right is happening!
12265 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Weird Al. 1989. Cinematic masterpiece known as UHF
12263 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Beto O'Rourke is getting all the attention, but Elizabeth Warren's economic policy proposals are leading the 2020 pack
12256 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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What in the world does Russia have on Graham?
12250 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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The real life Rick and Morty.
12248 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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[Request] Is this true?
12234 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Wholesome catcalling
12231 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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AITA: My roommate left the door open on accident and cat got out and died. We want her to move out when the lease is up for renewal.
12229 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Demons need help
12227 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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In the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games Nadia Comaneci became the first gymnast in Olympic history to be awarded the perfect score of 10.0 for her performance on the uneven bars. The board said a 1.00 because they hadn't ever seen a 10 before and it wasn't programmed to make a 10.
12224 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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the only challenge that matters
12218 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Teasing my dog and entertaining my wife... Got what I deserved
12217 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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A Russian 'troll slayer' went undercover at a troll factory and found that hundreds of Russians were working as paid trolls in rotating shifts
12211 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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The perfect clock doesn’t exi-
12204 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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I was the first one to use this. My satisfaction is immense.
12191 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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My 97 year old grandpa is on facebook. A couple of years ago he liked a photo of mine, so he printed the whole page to display it in his home.
12189 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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"Skull Cave" by Quentin Mabille, Digital, 2017
12183 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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I own a long-standing, extremely professional massage therapy center in NY and this morning a pretty big radio station said we were an illegitimate Spa who gives happy endings. Besides asking for a retraction, is there anything else that can be done?
12180 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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What a CATch!
12178 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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When the eel stops on by, just for rubs, and says hi, that’s a morayyy
12171 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Lol
12170 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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When Devs have to explain
12170 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Completely Exonerates!!
12168 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Apple will release a foldable phone and there's no way around that
12158 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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My girlfriend discovered this cool little trick with my good girl
12152 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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ELI5: Why is it children’s shampoo is “tear free” while regular shampoo burns like all hell in the eyes?
12146 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Fox's Jeanine Pirro Suggested That Ilhan Omar’s Hijab Means She’s Not Loyal to the Constitution - It's the latest in a string of Islamophobic attacks against the nation's first Muslim Congresswomen.
12142 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Fox News May Have Broken the Law by Killing Trump Affair Story
12140 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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How Movie Theaters Are Exploiting Their Janitors - Seriously, AMC, Regal, Cinemark, I will never buy your concessions again. Fix this. Now.
12130 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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From day of rescue to one year of being adopted.
12130 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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This tweet is a little too accurate (RIP)
12127 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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5GB of free iCloud storage space is totally insufficient for 2019
12121 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Found it..
12116 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Avengers 4: Endgame Trailer 2
12115 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Walt Disney World Theme Parks Banning Smoking Beginning May 1st
12104 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Since we're only 6 days out, it's a good time to remind everyone
12102 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Not aged well....
12092 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Important squirrel meeting.
12085 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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An atheist dies and goes to hell
12083 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Drilling a hole in a ceiling? This saves from dust debris!
12080 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Total genius!
12071 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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My boyfriend and I finally got our own place
12061 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Apart from sex stuff (though valid), what is one thing your partner's introduced you to that you can no longer live without?
12056 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Perseus and Medusa
12048 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Let's cancel words in other languages because English speaking people don't like them.
12041 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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PsBattle: Old dog and his new little buddy
12037 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Play with sound
12027 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Let’s not forget that Dr. Suess was the first shit poster.
12026 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Michigan deal bars LGBT discrimination in state adoptions
12025 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Octopussy
12006 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019