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Reddit (Mar 2019)

  1. "I'm going to be productive today" starterpack

    12508 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  2. The word “retarded” shouldn’t be offensive

    12500 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  3. I wonder what else could've contributed apart from videogames and McDonalds?

    12500 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  4. Pickle Apocalypse

    12499 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  5. Did the #CheesedChallenge to my grandpa. His reaction is PRICELESS !!!

    12493 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  6. to post on r/therewasanattempt

    12489 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  7. “We’re going to the park” in sign language to his deaf dog

    12484 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  8. Never wake a sleeping lion

    12476 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  9. Mastermind

    12469 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  10. Gazelle is the center of attention

    12455 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  11. Therapy Dog does Amazing Work

    12453 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  12. TIL When a poacher’s snare killed one of their own, two young gorillas teamed up to find and dismantle traps in their Rwandan forest home. They saw what they had to do, they did it then moved to dismantle next trap.

    12445 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  13. TIL that the Dow Jones Industrial Average will continually rise and break new records because the Dow ignores inflation and is heavily curated, meaning underperforming companies are periodically removed from the index and replaced by companies that are performing better.

    12441 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  14. IAMA Bar owner in Dublin and its St. Patrick's day.

    12434 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  15. Ohio makes 'shelter pets' the official state pet to raise awareness about animal adoption

    12432 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  16. A waiter's sidekick

    12427 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  17. My sister is in some weird cult - MI

    12419 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  18. Mind bending geometry

    12419 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  19. I'm 25, I hate my corporate desk job, and I have about 30,000 saved up. What can I do investment wise to get out of this while I'm still young?

    12419 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  20. What are some "guy secrets" girls don't know about?

    12417 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  21. Officer in training

    12404 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  22. Just a man skiing with a propeller

    12402 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  23. Efficiency is key

    12400 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  24. Sh*t has hit the fan

    12400 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  25. A New God

    12394 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  26. Get stitched

    12392 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  27. Doggo carries the groceries

    12387 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  28. A large new study finds kids who got no childhood vaccines were more likely to be diagnosed with autism than kids who did get recommended vaccinations.

    12379 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  29. Hitler deciding on cleansing the population (ca. 1939)

    12378 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  30. Urbam Ski Park

    12372 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  31. House Bill Introduced to Remove Marijuana from List of Controlled Substances

    12368 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  32. [UPDATE] I (28M) Is about to propose to my gf (28f) of 7 years, but then I discovered something. Need advice.

    12362 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  33. The inside of this aura crystal is absolutely gorgeous

    12360 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  34. She really is the strongest.

    12351 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  35. If gold is a worse electrical conductor than silver and copper, why are gold plated contacts considered "better" by the market?

    12350 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  36. I'll watch it twice and make up for the lost ticket

    12345 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  37. Outsmarting a driver that won’t let you pass.

    12344 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  38. My [22f] boyfriend’s [24m] new tattoo makes me feel like a pedophile

    12340 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  39. Ohio Countryside in Summer. Oil on board. 12”x12”

    12338 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  40. Anon makes his parents happy

    12333 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  41. I found my high school id from 2003-2008.. I think this fits here

    12327 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  42. Doe, a deer, a female deer!

    12323 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  43. Can You Trust Kurzgesagt? - In A Nutshell

    12315 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  44. Director of Publishing Strategy for Epic Games Store agrees that ”gamers are unpleasant aggressive assholes with hysteric requirements who should fuck off”.

    12314 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  45. Whats the most fucked up thing you've done for money? (NSFW)

    12300 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  46. Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off [Punk]

    12293 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  47. Japanese exchange student Yoshihiro Hattori got the wrong address to a Halloween party, gets shot dead for knocking on the door. Jury acquitted homeowner of manslaughter in 3 hours.

    12292 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  48. The way this man described a Canadian goose

    12285 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  49. Anon browses Reddit

    12281 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  50. Australia bans 4chan, 8chan LiveLeak. Redditors react.

    12269 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  51. The way he shuts the door, you know something not right is happening!

    12265 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  52. Weird Al. 1989. Cinematic masterpiece known as UHF

    12263 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  53. Beto O'Rourke is getting all the attention, but Elizabeth Warren's economic policy proposals are leading the 2020 pack

    12256 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  54. What in the world does Russia have on Graham?

    12250 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  55. The real life Rick and Morty.

    12248 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  56. [Request] Is this true?

    12234 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  57. Wholesome catcalling

    12231 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  58. AITA: My roommate left the door open on accident and cat got out and died. We want her to move out when the lease is up for renewal.

    12229 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  59. Demons need help

    12227 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  60. In the 1976 Montreal Olympic Games Nadia Comaneci became the first gymnast in Olympic history to be awarded the perfect score of 10.0 for her performance on the uneven bars. The board said a 1.00 because they hadn't ever seen a 10 before and it wasn't programmed to make a 10.

    12224 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  61. the only challenge that matters

    12218 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  62. Teasing my dog and entertaining my wife... Got what I deserved

    12217 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  63. A Russian 'troll slayer' went undercover at a troll factory and found that hundreds of Russians were working as paid trolls in rotating shifts

    12211 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  64. The perfect clock doesn’t exi-

    12204 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  65. I was the first one to use this. My satisfaction is immense.

    12191 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  66. My 97 year old grandpa is on facebook. A couple of years ago he liked a photo of mine, so he printed the whole page to display it in his home.

    12189 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  67. "Skull Cave" by Quentin Mabille, Digital, 2017

    12183 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  68. I own a long-standing, extremely professional massage therapy center in NY and this morning a pretty big radio station said we were an illegitimate Spa who gives happy endings. Besides asking for a retraction, is there anything else that can be done?

    12180 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  69. What a CATch!

    12178 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  70. When the eel stops on by, just for rubs, and says hi, that’s a morayyy

    12171 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  71. Lol

    12170 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  72. When Devs have to explain

    12170 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  73. Completely Exonerates!!

    12168 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  74. Apple will release a foldable phone and there's no way around that

    12158 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  75. My girlfriend discovered this cool little trick with my good girl

    12152 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  76. ELI5: Why is it children’s shampoo is “tear free” while regular shampoo burns like all hell in the eyes?

    12146 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  77. Fox's Jeanine Pirro Suggested That Ilhan Omar’s Hijab Means She’s Not Loyal to the Constitution - It's the latest in a string of Islamophobic attacks against the nation's first Muslim Congresswomen.

    12142 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  78. Fox News May Have Broken the Law by Killing Trump Affair Story

    12140 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  79. How Movie Theaters Are Exploiting Their Janitors - Seriously, AMC, Regal, Cinemark, I will never buy your concessions again. Fix this. Now.

    12130 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  80. From day of rescue to one year of being adopted.

    12130 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  81. This tweet is a little too accurate (RIP)

    12127 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  82. 5GB of free iCloud storage space is totally insufficient for 2019

    12121 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  83. Found it..

    12116 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  84. Avengers 4: Endgame Trailer 2

    12115 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  85. Walt Disney World Theme Parks Banning Smoking Beginning May 1st

    12104 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  86. Since we're only 6 days out, it's a good time to remind everyone

    12102 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  87. Not aged well....

    12092 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  88. Important squirrel meeting.

    12085 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  89. An atheist dies and goes to hell

    12083 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  90. Drilling a hole in a ceiling? This saves from dust debris!

    12080 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  91. Total genius!

    12071 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  92. My boyfriend and I finally got our own place

    12061 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  93. Apart from sex stuff (though valid), what is one thing your partner's introduced you to that you can no longer live without?

    12056 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  94. Perseus and Medusa

    12048 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  95. Let's cancel words in other languages because English speaking people don't like them.

    12041 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  96. PsBattle: Old dog and his new little buddy

    12037 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  97. Play with sound

    12027 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  98. Let’s not forget that Dr. Suess was the first shit poster.

    12026 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  99. Michigan deal bars LGBT discrimination in state adoptions

    12025 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  100. Octopussy

    12006 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019