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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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Mom friends who won’t sell their wares. I really feel for this lady.
8182 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Slippery
8180 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Billu
8166 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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I'm (34f) trying real hard not to get upset at my boyfriend (34m) right now
8164 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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[Haiku]Condom Safety Meeting
8159 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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I had a whole train to myself this morning. Thought the light streaking through the carriages was pretty cool.
8159 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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read instructions before assembling your new pet
8146 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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u/TheBirminghamBear describes how we will be in the fight of our lives to save American democracy in the aftermath of Trump
8145 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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My employer is merging with another company. I'll be moving from salary to hourly. The new company is taking my salary and dividing by 42 hours a week instead of 40. Is this typical?
8141 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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ELI5: If we can see cells with a microscope, why can’t we just keep adding lenses/magnification to see atoms fairly clearly (with electrons etc.)?
8133 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.
8130 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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This branch consumed another smaller branch
8128 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Sport games
8095 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Artist injects acrylic paint into thousands of individual bubble wrap to create this
8088 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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99 year old grandpa laughs hysterically at a dirty joke
8084 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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an attempt was made
8073 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Golden moles are small, insectivorous burrowing mammals endemic to Southern Africa. Thye have eyeballs, but they are covered by skin and non-functional. They literally swim through the loose sand, using their broad claws to paddle
8068 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Jet taking off
8068 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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America's obsession with trucks and SUVs is helping push car loan payments to a 10-year high
8063 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Steve Irwin was always ready
8054 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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You're a wizard, Harry
8051 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Mad lad takes on pewds
8043 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Leopard caught a caracal for dinner
8034 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Is it, for me?
8031 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Roast me
8020 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Yeah. Of Course.
8019 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Guy spends thousands of dollars trying to find a wife way out of his league overseas - Kind of sad for him
8018 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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I’m dying
8014 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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AITA for not giving my husband a baby right now
7989 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Shouldn't have posted that bro...
7982 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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In the train,India
7953 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Beto O'Rourke's $6.1 million came from 128,000 donors, averaging $47 each
7941 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Dog fetches the almost unattainable
7937 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Wild dogs literally rip a hare in half
7918 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Ever seen flying Peacock?
7911 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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POS tampering with products to spread anti-vaxx agenda
7910 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Introverted but willing to discuss plants.
7889 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Anon is a virgin.
7888 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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This 11 year old ninja is a bad ass (credit: sweetninjagirl)
7885 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Valve bans a rape simulator from being published on their platform. Gamers feel targeted as a result.
7878 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Oof fat shaming
7874 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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A solar storm hits Earth this week, pushing northern lights south
7871 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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goin thru my cum with a magnifying glas…
7844 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Yeah sex is nice, but when you haven’t been kissed our hugged in months, sex isn’t what you miss the most.
7843 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Enjoyed the sight of a star filled night sky from inside Antelope Canyon, Arizona [3369x4096][OC]
7842 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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this guy can be the new face of this sub
7842 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Staircase to your death
7836 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Times Cartoon: MPs Take Control
7836 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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$200M class-action lawsuit filed over cancellation of Ontario basic income pilot project
7833 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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It’s ok to OFFEND people, Fuck your feelings.
7833 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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MRW my friend and I are cosplaying JFK at a wine tasting but only one of us goes for the full accuracy
7827 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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aha gottem amirite ladies
7817 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Seeds bursting
7801 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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SLPT: Easy way to get back on your feet!
7798 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Lovely view of the English countryside at Gold Hill, Shaftesbury.
7796 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Man, i wonder which is the right answer
7794 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Got caught when he posted a clip of him facing a cheater. Little did we know, he too was a cheater
7790 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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I must protect the little human
7787 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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LPT If you're going to participate in trashtag, make sure everyone involved is aware and using ppe to do so. All it takes is one dirty used needle to completely ruin someone for trying to help out.
7783 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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she got a point
7769 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Tony Ferguson's wife files restraining order after multiple police visits to home
7769 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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TIL: Some farmers in Bangladesh have switched to raising ducks instead of chickens, because during catastrophic floods, ducks float.
7768 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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anime_irl
7747 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Saved this tiny guy from the fire...🦎
7731 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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What's inside a jumbo squid (mildly graphic)
7722 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Life well spent.
7713 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Drunk man goes and removes everything off the shelves
7710 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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First date jitters.
7708 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Pineapple eye peeler
7706 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Today was a good day. A long road, but worth it!
7692 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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This photo is legendary in my family. A snapshot right before my mom was hit by a baseball.
7686 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Straight up genuine racism, all the way down. They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.
7677 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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I’m a pastor who doesn’t believe in God.
7667 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Normal Russian seal
7648 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Solidarity
7640 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Brexit: EU rejects May's request for three-month delay | Politics
7638 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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The best subreddit with almost 600K subscribers, but still no icon. Let's make this it brothers and sisters!
7627 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Im 24 and I feel like my financial situation will suffocate me for the rest of my life.
7610 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Ozzie the airport comfort dog is a 12/10 good boy even when being ignored
7602 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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What's up with Google being bombarded with Captain Marvel reviews that are exactly alike each other?
7598 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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If darker skin colors absorb more heat energy and have a higher resistance to cancer then why did humans who live in snowy/colder climates develop fare skin?
7578 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Gaming company crowdfunds over a million dollars, decides to take exclusivity money from Epic Games without consulting their backers, gets torn to shreds in AMA with 0 upvotes and over 900 comments
7564 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Your scar makes you a danger to children!
7560 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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The human population is at 7.7 billion. Has any other mammal ever reached that population level?
7559 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Crossover
7558 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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I made a kaleidoscope out of LEGO. The mirrors are official LEGO parts too. Vote for my kaleidoscope to become an official set, link in the comments. I need 10,000 votes, it’s free to make an account and support my kaleidoscope project. Thanks!
7548 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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United breaks guitars
7547 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Only in Blackpool would you find a jet-ski mobility scooter
7537 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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What would it look like with all the planets between the earth and the moon by yeti dynamics
7534 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Bernie Sanders: "The inventors of insulin sold its patent for $1. Eli Lilly now charges $360 a month for the drug and made $3.2 billion in profits last year. Meanwhile, Americans must sell all their possessions to get the insulin they need. We’re going to take on the greed of the drug industry."
7514 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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My CEO called me into his office this morning...
7511 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Morrison government bans Milo Yiannopoulos from entering Australia
7496 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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$1,200+ laptop, can't charge and use a USB port at the same time 🤷♂️
7493 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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You dumb c*nt!
7486 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Our pizza cutter is the USS Enterprise
7484 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Awww
7477 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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It seems that someone is lying.
7473 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Cause there is none.
7468 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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MRW I've been scrolling reddit for an hour and accidentally click on the subreddit name instead of the title and clicking back refreshes reddit and doesn't take me back to where I was.
7467 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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The thickness of the dude’s clothing
7434 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019