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Reddit (Mar 2019)

  1. Mom friends who won’t sell their wares. I really feel for this lady.

    8182 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  2. Slippery

    8180 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  3. Billu

    8166 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  4. I'm (34f) trying real hard not to get upset at my boyfriend (34m) right now

    8164 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  5. [Haiku]Condom Safety Meeting

    8159 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  6. I had a whole train to myself this morning. Thought the light streaking through the carriages was pretty cool.

    8159 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  7. read instructions before assembling your new pet

    8146 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  8. u/TheBirminghamBear describes how we will be in the fight of our lives to save American democracy in the aftermath of Trump

    8145 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  9. My employer is merging with another company. I'll be moving from salary to hourly. The new company is taking my salary and dividing by 42 hours a week instead of 40. Is this typical?

    8141 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  10. ELI5: If we can see cells with a microscope, why can’t we just keep adding lenses/magnification to see atoms fairly clearly (with electrons etc.)?

    8133 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  11. A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.

    8130 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  12. This branch consumed another smaller branch

    8128 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  13. Sport games

    8095 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  14. Artist injects acrylic paint into thousands of individual bubble wrap to create this

    8088 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  15. 99 year old grandpa laughs hysterically at a dirty joke

    8084 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  16. an attempt was made

    8073 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  17. Golden moles are small, insectivorous burrowing mammals endemic to Southern Africa. Thye have eyeballs, but they are covered by skin and non-functional. They literally swim through the loose sand, using their broad claws to paddle

    8068 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  18. Jet taking off

    8068 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  19. America's obsession with trucks and SUVs is helping push car loan payments to a 10-year high

    8063 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  20. Steve Irwin was always ready

    8054 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  21. You're a wizard, Harry

    8051 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  22. Mad lad takes on pewds

    8043 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  23. Leopard caught a caracal for dinner

    8034 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  24. Is it, for me?

    8031 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  25. Roast me

    8020 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  26. Yeah. Of Course.

    8019 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  27. Guy spends thousands of dollars trying to find a wife way out of his league overseas - Kind of sad for him

    8018 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  28. I’m dying

    8014 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  29. AITA for not giving my husband a baby right now

    7989 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  30. Shouldn't have posted that bro...

    7982 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  31. In the train,India

    7953 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  32. Beto O'Rourke's $6.1 million came from 128,000 donors, averaging $47 each

    7941 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  33. Dog fetches the almost unattainable

    7937 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  34. Wild dogs literally rip a hare in half

    7918 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  35. Ever seen flying Peacock?

    7911 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  36. POS tampering with products to spread anti-vaxx agenda

    7910 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  37. Introverted but willing to discuss plants.

    7889 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  38. Anon is a virgin.

    7888 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  39. This 11 year old ninja is a bad ass (credit: sweetninjagirl)

    7885 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  40. Valve bans a rape simulator from being published on their platform. Gamers feel targeted as a result.

    7878 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  41. Oof fat shaming

    7874 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  42. A solar storm hits Earth this week, pushing northern lights south

    7871 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  43. goin thru my cum with a magnifying glas…

    7844 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  44. Yeah sex is nice, but when you haven’t been kissed our hugged in months, sex isn’t what you miss the most.

    7843 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  45. Enjoyed the sight of a star filled night sky from inside Antelope Canyon, Arizona [3369x4096][OC]

    7842 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  46. this guy can be the new face of this sub

    7842 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  47. Staircase to your death

    7836 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  48. Times Cartoon: MPs Take Control

    7836 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  49. $200M class-action lawsuit filed over cancellation of Ontario basic income pilot project

    7833 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  50. It’s ok to OFFEND people, Fuck your feelings.

    7833 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  51. MRW my friend and I are cosplaying JFK at a wine tasting but only one of us goes for the full accuracy

    7827 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  52. aha gottem amirite ladies

    7817 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  53. Seeds bursting

    7801 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  54. SLPT: Easy way to get back on your feet!

    7798 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  55. Lovely view of the English countryside at Gold Hill, Shaftesbury.

    7796 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  56. Man, i wonder which is the right answer

    7794 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  57. Got caught when he posted a clip of him facing a cheater. Little did we know, he too was a cheater

    7790 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  58. I must protect the little human

    7787 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  59. LPT If you're going to participate in trashtag, make sure everyone involved is aware and using ppe to do so. All it takes is one dirty used needle to completely ruin someone for trying to help out.

    7783 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  60. she got a point

    7769 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  61. Tony Ferguson's wife files restraining order after multiple police visits to home

    7769 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  62. TIL: Some farmers in Bangladesh have switched to raising ducks instead of chickens, because during catastrophic floods, ducks float.

    7768 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  63. anime_irl

    7747 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  64. Saved this tiny guy from the fire...🦎

    7731 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  65. What's inside a jumbo squid (mildly graphic)

    7722 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  66. Life well spent.

    7713 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  67. Drunk man goes and removes everything off the shelves

    7710 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  68. First date jitters.

    7708 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  69. Pineapple eye peeler

    7706 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  70. Today was a good day. A long road, but worth it!

    7692 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  71. This photo is legendary in my family. A snapshot right before my mom was hit by a baseball.

    7686 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  72. Straight up genuine racism, all the way down. They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.

    7677 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  73. I’m a pastor who doesn’t believe in God.

    7667 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  74. Normal Russian seal

    7648 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  75. Solidarity

    7640 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  76. Brexit: EU rejects May's request for three-month delay | Politics

    7638 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  77. The best subreddit with almost 600K subscribers, but still no icon. Let's make this it brothers and sisters!

    7627 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  78. Im 24 and I feel like my financial situation will suffocate me for the rest of my life.

    7610 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  79. Ozzie the airport comfort dog is a 12/10 good boy even when being ignored

    7602 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  80. What's up with Google being bombarded with Captain Marvel reviews that are exactly alike each other?

    7598 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  81. If darker skin colors absorb more heat energy and have a higher resistance to cancer then why did humans who live in snowy/colder climates develop fare skin?

    7578 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  82. Gaming company crowdfunds over a million dollars, decides to take exclusivity money from Epic Games without consulting their backers, gets torn to shreds in AMA with 0 upvotes and over 900 comments

    7564 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  83. Your scar makes you a danger to children!

    7560 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  84. The human population is at 7.7 billion. Has any other mammal ever reached that population level?

    7559 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  85. Crossover

    7558 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  86. I made a kaleidoscope out of LEGO. The mirrors are official LEGO parts too. Vote for my kaleidoscope to become an official set, link in the comments. I need 10,000 votes, it’s free to make an account and support my kaleidoscope project. Thanks!

    7548 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  87. United breaks guitars

    7547 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  88. Only in Blackpool would you find a jet-ski mobility scooter

    7537 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  89. What would it look like with all the planets between the earth and the moon by yeti dynamics

    7534 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  90. Bernie Sanders: "The inventors of insulin sold its patent for $1. Eli Lilly now charges $360 a month for the drug and made $3.2 billion in profits last year. Meanwhile, Americans must sell all their possessions to get the insulin they need. We’re going to take on the greed of the drug industry."

    7514 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  91. My CEO called me into his office this morning...

    7511 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  92. Morrison government bans Milo Yiannopoulos from entering Australia

    7496 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  93. $1,200+ laptop, can't charge and use a USB port at the same time 🤷‍♂️

    7493 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  94. You dumb c*nt!

    7486 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  95. Our pizza cutter is the USS Enterprise

    7484 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  96. Awww

    7477 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  97. It seems that someone is lying.

    7473 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  98. Cause there is none.

    7468 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  99. MRW I've been scrolling reddit for an hour and accidentally click on the subreddit name instead of the title and clicking back refreshes reddit and doesn't take me back to where I was.

    7467 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  100. The thickness of the dude’s clothing

    7434 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019