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  1. All the bearings are moving in a straight line!!!

    31997 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  2. TIL gold is so rare that the world pours more steel every hour than it has poured gold since the beginning of recorded history.

    31982 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  3. Harvard University uncovers DNA switch that controls genes for whole-body regeneration

    31977 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  4. House Democrats want Jeffrey Epstein sex case reopened

    31974 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  5. Trying to get your drunk friend in the Uber.

    31948 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  6. What is something you would do if society didn’t find it “cringey”?

    31939 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  7. Her thought

    31932 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  8. Just to make your day

    31924 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  9. Well done Mark...well done.

    31910 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  10. After years of abuse by priests, #NunsToo are speaking out. A #NunsToo movement has emerged from #MeToo, as Roman Catholic nuns start speaking out about sexual abuse by priests. Cases of rape and forced abortion have begun coming to light.

    31867 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  11. Naeem Rashid, the man who tried to overpower the Christchurch shooter, has died in the hospital today. Let’s please remember him and his bravery, instead of the monster that took his life.

    31818 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  12. Hard time at work lately, came home and the wife surprised me with a new family member.

    31811 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  13. Can’t get here soon enough...

    31804 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  14. My favorite hike ended with what became my favorite photo. Rawson Lake, Peter Lougheed Provincial Park, Alberta, Canada.

    31790 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  15. PsBattle: Indiana Jones cosplay

    31782 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  16. Ketchup Efficiency

    31780 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  17. Torbjörn cosplay backpack

    31755 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  18. Jim Jordan’s sex abuse scandal comes back after fiery opening Cohen statement

    31742 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  19. The most iconic villain in Indiana Jones is a large rock

    31726 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  20. TIFU by unintentionally giving my friend a masturbation alert

    31720 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  21. Girlfriend went to the Humane Society to visit the dogs, they weren’t open yet and a couple was standing there waiting with this puppy to drop him off bc they didn’t have time for him and her heart just couldn’t take that so welcome to the family Ruger :)

    31718 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  22. I Forgot There Were Girls On Reddit

    31717 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  23. Officer Ruben McAusland violently strikes victim in the face. He has been sentenced to 5 years in Federal prison.

    31692 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  24. Krusty karb pizza saves the day

    31691 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  25. I know it's not easy but we all need a bit of patience

    31690 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  26. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is better-known by Americans than the highest-ranking House Republican and some of Trump's most important cabinet members

    31687 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  27. We come from a small island called Bahrain where people don’t care about the beaches cleanliness. This us our contribution

    31675 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  28. Looking smart

    31674 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  29. After 4.5 years of using this remote, today I dropped it and learned it has more buttons!

    31672 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  30. Vintage Aesthetic

    31667 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  31. Anon works

    31653 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  32. Trolling at an early age

    31632 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  33. TIL that a man, Joaquin Garcia, skipped work for six years and nobody noticed until he won an award for twenty years of loyal service. During the six years he quietly collected a $41,500 annual salary from his local government without showing up for work.

    31619 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  34. My favorite underrated Dwight line.

    31600 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  35. As a Chinese player, I feel obliged to explain why most hackers are from China

    31589 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  36. Opening the plane door

    31566 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  37. This man is a hero

    31546 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  38. Move over, I'll show you how it's done

    31531 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  39. Cuteness attack is coming!

    31523 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  40. LITERALLY NOTHING IS CORRECT

    31497 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  41. Our oceans broke heat records in 2018 and the consequences are catastrophic

    31492 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  42. Deutsche Bank turns over records on Donald Trump's business to Maxine Waters' committee

    31488 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  43. An old pub in the middle of modern day London

    31484 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  44. Apparently cats don't smile. But this little rascal looks pretty happy to me

    31446 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  45. When animals mimic the human

    31438 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  46. An AL judge has allowed a man whose girlfriend ended her pregnancy at 6 weeks to sue the manufacturer of the pill she used & the clinic that gave it to her. Don't mince words here: this lawsuit is an attempt to give men control over what pills women can take & what medical procedures they can have.

    31433 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  47. top 10 crossover episodes

    31410 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  48. With all these cameras around the world we start recording more and more meteors hitting earth's atmosphere.

    31410 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  49. Teen who defied anti-vax mom says she got false information from one source: Facebook

    31409 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  50. You need to rest... No prob buddy.

    31387 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  51. EA accidentally put an "L" in "Pay"

    31385 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  52. Cat having hiccups

    31342 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  53. Don’t forget “processed in a plant that may have processed grapes.”

    31335 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  54. Time to buy 8 copies on release!

    31326 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  55. Megathread: AG Willam Barr releases his top line summary of the Mueller report

    31303 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  56. TIL General George Thomas was arguably better than both Robert E Lee and Ulysses S Grant. He never lost a battle and once completely destroyed a confederate army, earning him the nickname "sledgehammer". History has forgotten because he was too modest and always downplayed his own accomplishments

    31293 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  57. A friend with severe endometriosis is having a hysterectomy next week, I nade an angry uterus, complete with a knife, as a gift for her.

    31292 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  58. It’s my brother in laws anniversary. He’s in the hospital getting a minor surgery done. I tried to roast him but it backfired.

    31290 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  59. Brooklyn diocese demands apology from SNL for skit comparing Catholic Church to R Kelly -- Just last month, the diocese said they had 108 clergy credibly accused of raping children

    31287 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  60. A self aware former nice guy

    31277 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  61. I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests.

    31242 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  62. Man Lost in Snow for Five Days Survived on Taco Bell Sauce Packets

    31230 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  63. TIL Taylor Swift was born into wealth. Her father is "from three generations of bank presidents" and worked for Merrill Lynch. At the age of 14 her family moved to Nashville where her father purchased a stake in Big Machine, the label to which Swift first signed.

    31214 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  64. I stitched together 12 images of the Milky Way to create my most detailed photograph of our galaxy I have ever created

    31206 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  65. I’m a Wedding DJ and this was listed in thier do not playlist

    31196 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  66. Democrats hit the gas on Net neutrality bill

    31190 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  67. Introducing: Scribblenauts memes! Invest!

    31161 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  68. Seal getting a checkup

    31126 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  69. 3 months later.. they grow up so fast.

    31107 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  70. Amazing Library

    31086 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  71. He paid tho

    31080 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  72. The Big Day.

    31067 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  73. The evolution of shooter games

    31051 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  74. Britain urged to reject ‘backward’ US food safety standards

    31051 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  75. Canyon X at night, AZ (2048x1367)[OC]

    31049 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  76. Michael Avenatti arrested for alleged $20 million extortion attempt on Nike

    31042 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  77. How a mature person handles getting egged, with grace. #Eggboy

    31033 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  78. Honey, I forgot my sammich

    31031 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  79. Can’t blame them.

    31007 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  80. When Art Imitates Life...

    30993 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  81. Jeremy Lamb half court buzzer beater to beat Toronto

    30981 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  82. Maybe the most beautiful shot of Falcon 9 Launch

    30965 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  83. The one from my dreams...

    30959 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  84. Not the best pic but ily

    30945 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  85. Gotta have the ear blanket

    30913 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  86. R. Kelly walks out of Cook County Jail after a fan pays more than $160,000 in overdue child support

    30907 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  87. Photogenic baby elephant ❤️

    30903 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  88. Quite possibly the most beautiful morning of my life. Mount Hood, Oregon [OC] [4000 x 3200]

    30901 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  89. Why not just use a ladder....

    30898 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  90. Now Facebook is allowing anyone to look you up using your security phone number

    30894 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  91. Was told this video fits better here, she hates us acknowledging that she likes the dog

    30863 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  92. Panorama of the Eiffel Tower didn’t go well

    30857 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  93. Endangered Dragons Blood Tree

    30850 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  94. My friend was a P.A. on The Empire Strikes Back. He never smiled for on-set photos because he was afraid if he showed how excited he was, he'd get fired. 1979.

    30832 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  95. Guy enters the real unexplored Chernobyl zone in Belarus, meets a 92 year old grandma and her son living in a literal post-apocalyptic wasteland

    30827 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  96. AITA for not allowing my best friend to crash at my house after his wife died?

    30827 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  97. BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jong Un has died, Kim _____ has been appointed his successor

    30818 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  98. Hit and run driver left 19 year old in critical condition

    30796 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  99. This coffee​ shop fighting littering

    30789 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  100. New Teslas don't come with a new car smell

    30785 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019