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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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All the bearings are moving in a straight line!!!
31997 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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TIL gold is so rare that the world pours more steel every hour than it has poured gold since the beginning of recorded history.
31982 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Harvard University uncovers DNA switch that controls genes for whole-body regeneration
31977 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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House Democrats want Jeffrey Epstein sex case reopened
31974 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Trying to get your drunk friend in the Uber.
31948 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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What is something you would do if society didn’t find it “cringey”?
31939 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Her thought
31932 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Just to make your day
31924 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Well done Mark...well done.
31910 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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After years of abuse by priests, #NunsToo are speaking out. A #NunsToo movement has emerged from #MeToo, as Roman Catholic nuns start speaking out about sexual abuse by priests. Cases of rape and forced abortion have begun coming to light.
31867 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Naeem Rashid, the man who tried to overpower the Christchurch shooter, has died in the hospital today. Let’s please remember him and his bravery, instead of the monster that took his life.
31818 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Hard time at work lately, came home and the wife surprised me with a new family member.
31811 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Can’t get here soon enough...
31804 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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My favorite hike ended with what became my favorite photo. Rawson Lake, Peter Lougheed Provincial Park, Alberta, Canada.
31790 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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PsBattle: Indiana Jones cosplay
31782 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Ketchup Efficiency
31780 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Torbjörn cosplay backpack
31755 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Jim Jordan’s sex abuse scandal comes back after fiery opening Cohen statement
31742 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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The most iconic villain in Indiana Jones is a large rock
31726 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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TIFU by unintentionally giving my friend a masturbation alert
31720 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Girlfriend went to the Humane Society to visit the dogs, they weren’t open yet and a couple was standing there waiting with this puppy to drop him off bc they didn’t have time for him and her heart just couldn’t take that so welcome to the family Ruger :)
31718 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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I Forgot There Were Girls On Reddit
31717 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Officer Ruben McAusland violently strikes victim in the face. He has been sentenced to 5 years in Federal prison.
31692 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Krusty karb pizza saves the day
31691 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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I know it's not easy but we all need a bit of patience
31690 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is better-known by Americans than the highest-ranking House Republican and some of Trump's most important cabinet members
31687 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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We come from a small island called Bahrain where people don’t care about the beaches cleanliness. This us our contribution
31675 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Looking smart
31674 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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After 4.5 years of using this remote, today I dropped it and learned it has more buttons!
31672 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Vintage Aesthetic
31667 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Anon works
31653 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Trolling at an early age
31632 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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TIL that a man, Joaquin Garcia, skipped work for six years and nobody noticed until he won an award for twenty years of loyal service. During the six years he quietly collected a $41,500 annual salary from his local government without showing up for work.
31619 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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My favorite underrated Dwight line.
31600 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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As a Chinese player, I feel obliged to explain why most hackers are from China
31589 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Opening the plane door
31566 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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This man is a hero
31546 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Move over, I'll show you how it's done
31531 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Cuteness attack is coming!
31523 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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LITERALLY NOTHING IS CORRECT
31497 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Our oceans broke heat records in 2018 and the consequences are catastrophic
31492 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Deutsche Bank turns over records on Donald Trump's business to Maxine Waters' committee
31488 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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An old pub in the middle of modern day London
31484 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Apparently cats don't smile. But this little rascal looks pretty happy to me
31446 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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When animals mimic the human
31438 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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An AL judge has allowed a man whose girlfriend ended her pregnancy at 6 weeks to sue the manufacturer of the pill she used & the clinic that gave it to her. Don't mince words here: this lawsuit is an attempt to give men control over what pills women can take & what medical procedures they can have.
31433 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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top 10 crossover episodes
31410 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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With all these cameras around the world we start recording more and more meteors hitting earth's atmosphere.
31410 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Teen who defied anti-vax mom says she got false information from one source: Facebook
31409 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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You need to rest... No prob buddy.
31387 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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EA accidentally put an "L" in "Pay"
31385 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Cat having hiccups
31342 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Don’t forget “processed in a plant that may have processed grapes.”
31335 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Time to buy 8 copies on release!
31326 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Megathread: AG Willam Barr releases his top line summary of the Mueller report
31303 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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TIL General George Thomas was arguably better than both Robert E Lee and Ulysses S Grant. He never lost a battle and once completely destroyed a confederate army, earning him the nickname "sledgehammer". History has forgotten because he was too modest and always downplayed his own accomplishments
31293 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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A friend with severe endometriosis is having a hysterectomy next week, I nade an angry uterus, complete with a knife, as a gift for her.
31292 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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It’s my brother in laws anniversary. He’s in the hospital getting a minor surgery done. I tried to roast him but it backfired.
31290 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Brooklyn diocese demands apology from SNL for skit comparing Catholic Church to R Kelly -- Just last month, the diocese said they had 108 clergy credibly accused of raping children
31287 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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A self aware former nice guy
31277 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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I moved to Malta to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together and he’s currently downstairs ‘entertaining’ female guests.
31242 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Man Lost in Snow for Five Days Survived on Taco Bell Sauce Packets
31230 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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TIL Taylor Swift was born into wealth. Her father is "from three generations of bank presidents" and worked for Merrill Lynch. At the age of 14 her family moved to Nashville where her father purchased a stake in Big Machine, the label to which Swift first signed.
31214 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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I stitched together 12 images of the Milky Way to create my most detailed photograph of our galaxy I have ever created
31206 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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I’m a Wedding DJ and this was listed in thier do not playlist
31196 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Democrats hit the gas on Net neutrality bill
31190 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Introducing: Scribblenauts memes! Invest!
31161 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Seal getting a checkup
31126 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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3 months later.. they grow up so fast.
31107 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Amazing Library
31086 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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He paid tho
31080 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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The Big Day.
31067 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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The evolution of shooter games
31051 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Britain urged to reject ‘backward’ US food safety standards
31051 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Canyon X at night, AZ (2048x1367)[OC]
31049 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Michael Avenatti arrested for alleged $20 million extortion attempt on Nike
31042 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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How a mature person handles getting egged, with grace. #Eggboy
31033 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Honey, I forgot my sammich
31031 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Can’t blame them.
31007 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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When Art Imitates Life...
30993 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Jeremy Lamb half court buzzer beater to beat Toronto
30981 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Maybe the most beautiful shot of Falcon 9 Launch
30965 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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The one from my dreams...
30959 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Not the best pic but ily
30945 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Gotta have the ear blanket
30913 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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R. Kelly walks out of Cook County Jail after a fan pays more than $160,000 in overdue child support
30907 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Photogenic baby elephant ❤️
30903 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Quite possibly the most beautiful morning of my life. Mount Hood, Oregon [OC] [4000 x 3200]
30901 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Why not just use a ladder....
30898 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Now Facebook is allowing anyone to look you up using your security phone number
30894 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Was told this video fits better here, she hates us acknowledging that she likes the dog
30863 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Panorama of the Eiffel Tower didn’t go well
30857 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Endangered Dragons Blood Tree
30850 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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My friend was a P.A. on The Empire Strikes Back. He never smiled for on-set photos because he was afraid if he showed how excited he was, he'd get fired. 1979.
30832 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Guy enters the real unexplored Chernobyl zone in Belarus, meets a 92 year old grandma and her son living in a literal post-apocalyptic wasteland
30827 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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AITA for not allowing my best friend to crash at my house after his wife died?
30827 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Kim Jong Un has died, Kim _____ has been appointed his successor
30818 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Hit and run driver left 19 year old in critical condition
30796 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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This coffee shop fighting littering
30789 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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New Teslas don't come with a new car smell
30785 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019