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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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Lemmy gives advice to a black kid who is being picked on for liking metal
39178 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Beyond parody
39167 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Slicing open a pack of insulation is more satisfying than expected
39148 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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With the FCC and the $150+ I spend on my family's monthly phone bill, there's not excuse for this.
39146 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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John Wick Chapter 3 Official Trailer
39130 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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My nephew just won his 2nd Gold medal at the World Special Olympic Games.
39126 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Too soon?
39124 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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TIL Meghan Markle's nephew is a marijuana farmer in Oregon. To commemorate her wedding to Prince Harry, he developed a new marijuana variety called "Markle Sparkle".
39109 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Me [52M] just found out at least 4 of my 5 children [33F][30F][28M][24F][14F] are not mine. Wife [51F] wont say anything.
39086 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Walk of shame
39078 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Yea that makes sense right?
39078 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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LPT: When buying a car at a dealership and they leave you alone to talk about it, check their desk phone speaker light. If it is on, they are most definitely listening to your conversation from the back office.
39068 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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50 million players
39065 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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An interesting vaccination strategy
39059 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Why doesn’t the ‘voter fraud’ crowd care about what happened in North Carolina?
39050 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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I knew it!
39033 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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United’s travel insurance guilt trip
39022 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Walking through extra slushy snow. Sploosh.
39013 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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New poster released for ‘Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark’
39010 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Women Say Cannabis Makes for Better Orgasms - The Relationship between Marijuana Use Prior to Sex and Sexual Function in Women
39009 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Could you imagine??
39007 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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What is the harshest G-Rated insult you have received?
38996 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Refusing to tip based upon beliefs.
38982 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Boaton dynamics robot doing heavy warehouse work.
38980 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Start the wedding planning
38956 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Adam Savage followed my mom on Twitter
38934 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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I'm sure we've all been there Dylan
38919 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Reasons Trump Is A Bad President
38874 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Student climate strike planned for March 15th in the US and other countries to demand climate action
38856 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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AT&T CEO interrupted by a robocall during a live interview
38832 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Eagle bath
38830 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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I really hope she gets to play it one day.
38823 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Somewhere between Apocalypse Now and The Matrix, don't forget Laurence Fishburne was Cowboy Curtis on Pee Wee's Playhouse in the 80s
38757 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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You gotta do what you gotta do..
38709 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Naming your pet “whiskers” or “spots” is like naming your kid “mustache” or “freckles”
38704 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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F in the chat
38689 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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my teacher taught socialism by combining the grade’s average and giving everybody that score
38675 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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TIL Rod Steward used to take cocaine anally, rather than risk destroying his nasal passages.
38649 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Fallout Power Armor cosplay
38642 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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No visual effects and still look at these guys!
38597 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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My sixth meme (updated version)
38593 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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As you watch her hammer back 108 beers
38568 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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6 Months, 150,000 Pieces, 200 LEDs Later... My Vardos MOC is Complete
38540 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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44 volunteers ended up removing 502kg of waste from the Sungai Gombak river! We need to keep the Trashtag alive!
38540 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Trying to figure out how to do your child’s homework after years of not studying is the equivalent of starting off from a previous save and not knowing where you are in the storyline after months of not playing.
38501 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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TIL The Queen of England can fire the entire Australian government. In 1975 her representative in Australia fired the prime minister of Australia and the rest of parliament in response to a government shutdown. There hasn’t been another shutdown since.
38501 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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The White House will get the Mueller report before the public does in case it wants to make redactions, Barr says
38490 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Elementary school principal reads books on Facebook to ensure her students have a bedtime story
38485 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Learning to stay calm
38481 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Chris Hemsworth on Avengers: Endgame
38436 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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College Humor predicted the New Dora movie 7 years ago
38428 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Whites become less supportive of welfare programs when they are informed that a majority of recipients are black (vs. white). However, this racial bias disappears when they are informed that most welfare recipients eventually obtain jobs and exit the program.
38427 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Does anyone ever experience a “movie high”?
38423 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Well... At least he tried.
38421 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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If Jesus was unavailable, who would you scream at to take the wheel?
38403 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Can we just take another minute to appreciate the beautiful work done on Halo 2 Anniversary’s cut scene graphics?
38397 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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screeches in eagle
38363 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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What’s a uniquely European problem?
38356 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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The Man Who Killed Don Quixote poster
38304 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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I find this sub's lack of birbs disturbing.
38279 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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We’re working on it
38266 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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So many fallen friends and family members throughout the years.
38250 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Everyone’s so happy.
38238 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Toy Story 4 | Official Trailer
38208 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Artist Travis chapman paints a sequel to van Gogh's Starry Night called "Partly Cloudy Day"
38178 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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My little brother climbed his first mountain!
38150 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Squirrel thinks it can carry three nuts, not only two 😂
38145 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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LPT: If you are buying anything for your wedding, do not tell the vendors it’s for a wedding. Just say a party. Most companies charge 3-4x for weddings even if it’s the same stuff.
38125 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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These kitchen drawers
38114 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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This sub right now
38112 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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This man, who can only see in one eye, bought this dog who was born with one eye that no one else wanted.
38097 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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1984=2018. Dystopia Made Real...
38076 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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This is how you deal with spoiled nagging girls
38070 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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This small text on the rockets in Spider-Man ps4 game
38036 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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The dust a flag left on my wall, makes It look like the wall is fabric.
38017 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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New Mexico is the third state to legally require 100% renewable electricity - The bill, which passed 43-22, requires the state (now one of the country’s top oil, gas, and coal producers) to get 50% of its energy from renewables by 2030 and 80% by 2040. By 2045, it must go entirely carbon-free.
38008 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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You have the same amount of gold medals as almost every one who’s been in the Olympics
38007 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Americans are dying because they can’t afford their insulin. That’s now a 2020 campaign issue.
38004 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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LPT: If you pay for Netflix, reset your password every year or two. That way anyone who's been using it will reach out to you when they can't log in, allowing you to keep tabs on your freeloaders and decide whether or not to continue letting them use it for free.
37954 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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This is Pluto
37937 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Hell yeah
37915 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Well I have met some interesting people in my time but this one has just made my night!
37901 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Smooth move
37884 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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TIL that in 1915, the lock millionaire Cecil Chubb bought his wife Stonehenge. She didn’t like it, so in 1918 he gave it to The United Kingdom.
37877 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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We have lost our way.
37874 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Milo Yiannopoulos banned from Australia
37872 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Take me back to 2006
37858 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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I'll never understand this
37836 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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You can have $2,000,000, but your worst enemy gets $10,000,000. Would you accept it? Why or why not?
37826 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Norway says it has proof Russia messed with GPS signals during recent NATO exercises
37817 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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This would actually work
37798 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Just an otter eating... nothing CUTE!
37754 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Who said i can't mix WW2 with Kpop
37751 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Axe climbing competition
37709 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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He’s finally doing it!
37704 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Scientists have grown a miniature brain in a dish with a spinal cord and muscles attached. The lentil-sized grey blob of human brain cells were seen to spontaneously send out tendril-like connections to link up with the spinal cord and muscle tissue. The muscles were then seen to visibly contract.
37676 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Ants build a bridge by their bodies to reach the wasps cell
37673 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Years of mastery
37665 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Shrek bods are so hot right now.
37657 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Plane shoots lasers into crowd at Avalon Airshow 2019
37643 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019