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  1. Not sure if this qualifies as murdered by words but at least someone is giving a befitting reply to a hate monger.

    58921 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  2. No title needed

    58863 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  3. After supporting Manchester United all his life, my dad finally caught the match ball in Paris on Wednesday!

    58848 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  4. <3 wholesome star

    58778 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  5. To this day Bucky and Tony still haven’t run the ones

    58764 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  6. Taxis in Japan line up in an orderly fashion to pick up passengers

    58763 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  7. Back at it again making ‘merica great

    58738 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  8. Wearing a toupee

    58717 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  9. Trump ordered to pay legal fees after losing court battle over his Scottish golf course

    58655 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  10. If I try to rob 4 guys on spring break.

    58644 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  11. Horse protecting it’s cowboy during work

    58595 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  12. After 11 years, she finally gave out. Rest well, my friend.

    58591 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  13. Night shift arrives at an Australian hospital

    58490 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  14. TIL that of the 5000 or so species of mammals on the planet only female humans have permanent breasts.

    58461 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  15. Take that, Rockstar

    58414 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  16. Fluffy Attack

    58384 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio with his Oscar

    58357 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  18. Time lapse of little brb gettin' its wings.

    58306 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  19. From over 9,000 stores to only 1: Australian Associated Press announces that the Blockbuster in Perth will close its doors on Monday, leaving the one in Oregon as the final location in the world.

    58269 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  20. 5G will be crazy fast, but it'll be worthless without unlimited data

    58227 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  21. Brexit: Petition to remain in the EU hits two million signatures in just one day

    58179 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  22. A Japanese boy waiting in line at the crematorium with his deceased baby brother on his back, Nagasaki, 1945.

    58124 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  23. In Blade Runner 2049 (2017), replicants can be identified by having them look up and to the left. The opening text of the film is positioned where the audience must look up and to the left, and the first word they look at is “Replicants”.

    58044 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  24. Second Parkland shooting survivor kills himself, police confirm

    58030 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  25. I’m Ryan Creamer, I make wholesome, SFW videos on Pornhub. Ask me anything!

    58025 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  26. A Florida Massage Parlor Owner Has Been Selling Chinese Execs Access to Trump at Mar-a-Lago

    58010 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  27. Theresa Mays Brexit deal fails to pass a third time

    57991 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  28. A picture from 10ft outside my tent at the most beautiful campsite I've ever been to

    57953 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  29. Mt St Helens before and after its 1980 eruption

    57931 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  30. This made my whole week. She an amazing person.

    57911 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  31. The biggest CB of all.

    57906 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  32. If cardo B were an arguing technique.

    57873 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  33. New image of Joaquin Phoenix in “Joker”

    57868 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  34. Doggo no want bath

    57860 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  35. My friend asked me to paint a portrait of his dog

    57788 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  36. TIL even though Benjamin Franklin is credited with many popular inventions, he never patented or copyrighted any of them. He believed that they should be given freely and that claiming ownership would only cause trouble and “sour one’s Temper and disturb one’s Quiet.”

    57771 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  37. Almost every morning I try to throw my K-cup into the Keurig. Today I finally nailed it.

    57762 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  38. Girl shows her artwork to her favorite player, Giannis Antetokounmpo

    57708 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  39. Two cops film themselves assaulting suicidal man in hospital bed.

    57701 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  40. Cute little things

    57696 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  41. If You Cannot Trust Saudis With Bone Saw, Says US Lawmaker, 'You Should Not Trust Them With Nuclear Weapons': Trump administration's secret authorizations of nuclear technology sales to Saudi Arabia spark alarm in Congress

    57670 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  42. Sophie Turner: LEGEND

    57667 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  43. "I wonder how the birth of my child is going?"

    57653 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  44. TIL that Mister Rogers once used an egg timer and simply let it run for sixty seconds on a television broadcast—in order to demonstrate how long a minute is. Unlike most TV made for kids, "Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood" was deliberately slow and contemplative.

    57633 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  45. My daughter is asking a boy to a Sadie Hawkins and I though you guys would appreciate this.

    57628 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  46. Please make it be a VR Chat character

    57561 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  47. He’s been through a lot and he is the sweetest kitty ever.

    57503 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  48. Relationship Goals

    57478 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  49. McConnnell blocks resolution to release full Mueller report

    57429 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  50. Gets u from point A to point B all that matters!

    57408 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  51. TIFU by taking a picture of my wife's ass

    57397 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  52. K9 Titan is recovering after being shot in the leg this morning during a traffic stop in St. Pete, FL. Get well soon my friend.

    57372 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  53. Fuck You and Your Bubble Tea

    57337 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  54. Low poly man cheering you on because you did your best today.

    57326 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  55. Cardinal George Pell has been sentenced to six years in prison for the sexual abuse of two choir boys in the 1990s

    57317 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  56. Vet eats meal from dog bowl so that a scared and starving rescue does the same

    57315 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  57. Had a couple of word documents open at once today and the loading dots synced up

    57216 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  58. New Zealand shooting: Australian leader sides with teen who egged anti-Muslim senator

    57210 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  59. A friend of my Dad’s who is a heart surgeon has a real T-Rex skull in his office. It was gifted to him by some eccentric guy after he performed a surgery on him and saved his life.

    57201 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  60. Low-quality sleep can lead to procrastination, especially among people who naturally struggle with self-regulation.

    57199 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  61. Finally a faithful looking game adaptation.

    57166 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  62. Caught red handed

    57137 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  63. My headphones measures their size by Afro size

    57127 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  64. Anti-Vaccine movies disappear from Amazon after CNN Business report

    57121 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  65. Mako Shark eaten by something HUGE whilst being reeled in, head alone weighed 100kg

    57119 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  66. Chihuahua out of nowhere

    57100 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  67. Oof

    57057 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  68. Physics can be mesmerizing

    57042 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  69. Bit of perspective for ya.

    56990 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  70. You have to fight an exact copy of yourself to the death, how do you outsmart yourself?

    56980 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  71. My school has advice on how to deal with nice girls (repost as I had to remove a phone number)

    56954 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  72. Lets thank this man for sticking with his friends and helping James Gunn come back to Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3

    56895 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  73. He nailed this shot within 2 minutes.

    56893 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  74. “My child is the best thing that’s happened to me.” starter pack

    56858 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  75. An explosive exposé on a $9 billion Russian money laundering operation entangles Citigroup, Raiffeisen, and Deutsche Bank

    56719 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  76. GreenDay, Woodstock 1994

    56711 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  77. Michael Cohen Has Email Showing Trump Obstructed Justice by Dangling Pardon

    56666 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  78. TIL in 2018 the Domino’s in Russia offered up to 100 free pizzas every year for 100 years if a customer got the Domino’s logo tattooed visibly on their body. Initially intended to last a month the promotion proved to be so popular Domino’s ended it after a week with 350 accepted winners.

    56622 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  79. Redemption

    56576 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  80. Made a trophy for the Rocket League tournament I'm running tonight.

    56542 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  81. Long exposure of star trails against a farmhouse

    56454 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  82. Having depression

    56446 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  83. TIL that in Marvel comics, The Beatles are actually a group of rogue skrulls who came to Earth to invade it but decided that the money and power was better.

    56440 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  84. If this is what you want, then this is what you get.

    56434 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  85. 🔥 These campers woke up to an absolute unit of a silverback bear rooting around their campsite 🔥

    56391 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  86. Kitten does a big grow.

    56384 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  87. wholesome John Stamos and Nick Jonas

    56330 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  88. My cousin's middle school student drew this in her art class

    56286 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  89. My university library has a wall where you can quite literally take a seat

    56258 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  90. I asked my boyfriend how to use Reddit and he made this video instead of telling me how

    56210 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  91. I have no idea how he wasn’t rescued the second he arrived at the shelter. Reddit, meet Wombat

    56179 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  92. Please don’t tell dad

    56129 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  93. Jelly Belly founder releases cannabis-infused jelly beans

    56123 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  94. My buddy Wholewheat flexing his cassette copy of Nirvana's bleach circa 1993

    56109 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  95. Check what..?

    56070 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  96. TIL Hugh Laurie realised he had severe clinical depression after feeling neither excited nor frightened after seeing two cars collide and explode in front of him. He later commented: "Boredom is not an appropriate response to exploding cars."

    56061 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  97. A record 4,855 people stood in the rain for hours to see if they are a stem cell match for this 5 year old boy that is battling a rare type of cancer, in hope to save his life.

    56059 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  98. This is too true

    56006 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  99. nothing to see here human

    55990 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  100. She Took the Midnight Train Going Anywhere.

    55965 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019