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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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What's an 'oh shit' moment where you realised you've been doing something the wrong way for years?
72855 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Should I call you Jimothy?
72790 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Ducks annihilate a bowl of peas
72762 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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To arrest a “drug dealer”.
72724 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Coach’s son started crying when he realized the seniors won’t be back
72567 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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...my crossfit gym asked me to take pictures of the Crossfit Open workouts. Welp, editing workout pictures got boring faster than I thought, so I started photoshopping Pablo Escobar in the background of a lot of the images. No one noticed.... but I enjoy knowing he's there.
72451 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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In case you need something to brighten your day, here’s a picture of my dog sleeping :)
72428 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Lmao
72397 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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TIL Pat Sajak and Vanna White work only 36 days per year. They work 4 days per month for 9 months, filming six episodes of Wheel of Fortune from 12 noon to 6pm. It amounts to a full year’s worth of programming for ABC.
72393 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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If we do colonize Mars, the reduced gravity will cause humans to be physically weaker, so we will probably use Martian as an insult synonymous with weakling.
72315 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Rather than eating a family size bag of Doritos in 20 minutes, what are some healthy snack alternatives that can be consumed in large amounts?
72285 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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The system is screwed
72161 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Cat makes a daring escape after being cornered
71948 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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pain
71935 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Rich students who have poor classmates become (i) more prosocial, generous, and egalitarian; and (ii) less likely to discriminate against poor students, and more willing to socialize with them. These effects are driven by personal interactions between rich and poor students.
71904 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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This is how a mix of German Shepherd and Golden Retriever looks. It took all the best from its parents.
71761 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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This guy collected stickers from all failed presidential campaigns
71678 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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TIL that Daniel Radcliffe is a recovering alcoholic and would sometimes go to set for Harry Potter still drunk from the night before.
71577 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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the blue java banana, which is said to have the same consistency as ice cream and a similar flavor to vanilla
71547 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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'Congress Didn't Ask for a Summary': Demands to #ReleaseTheFullReport Surge After Barr Letter: "I don't want a summary of the Mueller report. I want the whole damn report," said Sen. Bernie Sanders
71492 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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TIL about Ewa Wiśnierska, a german paraglider that got surprised by a thunderstorm and got sucked up by a cumulonimbus cloud to an altitude of 10.000m (33.000ft). She survived temperatures of -50*C and extreme oxygen deprivation at a height higher than the Mt. Everest.
71479 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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A whole paragraph of relentless stabbing
71467 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Alt-Right politician that blamed Muslims for the Christchurch attack gets egged by teenage boy while speaking to media
71460 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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The gift.
71394 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Finally some good news
71298 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Borderlands 3 Official Developer Trailer
71261 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Rescued kitten smiling on his way to his new home
71060 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Would you like this bobble that you just stole from me, then immediately dropped in the bin and I had to retrieve for you after you cried for it?
70938 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Consensual sex education
70919 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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TIL that rapper J. Cole graduated high school with a 4.2 GPA, accepted a scholarship to St. Johns University, was the president of a pan-African student coalition in college, and graduated with a magna cum laude in communication and business.
70863 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Such a good pupper
70848 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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The 1980 eruption of Mt St. Helens
70840 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Marvel Studios' Avengers: Endgame - Official Trailer
70805 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Someone call this stupid...I call it loyalty
70583 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Good prank
70579 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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In “Never Gonna Give You Up”, he never says he loves her or that he’ll treat her well, only that he will be committed to her and not cheat on her. He even goes so far as to say, “you wouldn’t get this from any other guy”. That song isn’t a love song, it’s the “nice guy” anthem.
70546 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Such precision
70500 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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TIL The star wars theme was written purposely on the same key as the 20th Century Fox fanfare (that used to appear before the movie started) so that there will be a continuous feeling and a smooth entry to the film for the viewers.
70489 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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VICE Media Had YouTube Shut Down My Gaming Channel Without Even Contacting Me
70300 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Game of the year every year
70192 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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How Wi-Fi waves propagate in a building
70083 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Husbands should take note
69967 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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A Boy saves cat from a real danger
69936 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Found this note + supplies in my Airbnb. Best host ever?
69923 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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What foods can a teenager cook for his parents to help their depression?
69819 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Are we too late? Don't let it die.. Just went out on our lunch break #trashtag
69764 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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TIL that Scandinavians are adamant about letting their children nap outside, even in cold weather. Parents report that babies take longer and deeper naps when they sleep comfortably bundled up outside.
69641 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Laundry Room Treason
69456 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Oh shit oh shit oh shit!
69441 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Cuphead has nothing on this game
69286 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Never give up
69240 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Matched with these two girls what are the odds lmao
69102 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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I will not fight the future
69090 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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House votes 420-0 to make Mueller's report public
68997 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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TIL that Billy West, who does the voice of Philip J. Fry's on Futurama among other characters, intentionally made Fry's voice close to his natural voice as a job security measure because it would be more difficult to replace him.
68946 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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I was born without a little finger on my right hand
68894 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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TIL that in 2005, the Republic of Fiji lost it's declaration of independence from Britain. After five long years of searching, Fiji's government finally turned to Britain, who provided them with a photocopy.
68850 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Next week I am marrying my best friend of 15 year!
68803 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Special Ops
68685 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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This guy saving a beached baby whale
68675 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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My wife just became a citizen. This is our first All-American family photo.
68573 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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I don't want to know this
68544 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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This phonetic map of the human mouth
68539 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Elemental gases in front of a Tesla coil
68509 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Poster for Quentin Tarantino's upcoming 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood'
68481 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Girl who disrespects the teacher for no reason Starter Pack
68448 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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True lov3
68438 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Villain to some Hero to others
68436 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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I had my double mastectomy three years ago today. Life has been crazy and it feels like ten years have passed. Happy to be on the other side!!
68416 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Gotta give the tabletop rpg community some love
68413 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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A company in my town does custom paint jobs for electronics. Figured this sub would enjoy
68411 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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LPT: If there is anyone at your job you don’t like, always take special care not to take vacation at the same time as them. Having toxic/stressful people gone from the office is like a mini vacation by itself that you would miss out on if you are gone.
68403 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Signing Sit, Laydown, and Lets Go for a Walk to my deaf Aussie.
68356 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Ever wonder why your random team mates are so bad at the game?
68225 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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TIL that if you lie on the ground and move your arms and legs, the emus will approach out of curiosity. This is the kind of info I want to learn!
68157 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Found a shower during the demo to put in a shower.
68010 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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James Gunn back on to direct ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
67965 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Onewheeling skater boye
67890 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Samuel L Jackson in 1995 vs. him de-aged in Captain Marvel, which is set in 1995.
67861 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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🔥 The dance of the Bateleur eagle 🔥
67758 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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His lies require advanced tracking
67700 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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My daughter makes beds in random places. Found her asleep in a Costco tote/container.
67686 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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When it’s supposed to be 1v1, but it turns into a rumble
67656 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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I've never seen anything like this but I'm hooked now
67569 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
67466 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Baby Hippopotamus runs aggresively towards the cameraman.
67458 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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The voice in your head has grown up with you and at one point was a child.
67447 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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People actually do that?
67420 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Tried to convince my son that a buffalo chicken is a real animal. He demanded I google it. I knew google images had my back.
67298 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Donald Trump hasn’t tweeted in 19 hours, what are your theories on what’s happening in the White House right now?
67265 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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TIL that the little boy known as Batkid who “saved” San Francisco while battling leukemia in 2013 is now cancer free.
67257 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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TIL about “Latchkey Incontinence” - a phenomenon where the urge to urinate gets stronger the closer you are to a bathroom. One example would be when you put your key in your front door when returning home from work.
67166 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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TIL conservationists in South Africa have been injecting rhino horns with red dyes and toxins to prevent poaching. The mixture renders the horn completely useless to those trying to sell it commercially and is also toxic for human consumption.
67097 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Knowing this makes rewatching 300 better!
67065 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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In Inside Out, the pizza toppings were changed from broccolis to bell peppers in Japan, since kids in Japan don’t like bell peppers. Pixar localised the joke.
67007 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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This treadmill gives you the option to run through the worlds of popular games
66934 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Dr. Dre Boasts About Daughter Getting Into USC ‘All on Her Own,’ Then Remembers $70 Million Donation and Deletes Twitter Post
66876 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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TIL Showman and businessman PT Barnum was frustrated with how long people lingered in his museum’s exhibits. He posted signs that said 'This Way to the Egress'. He knew most of the visitors would follow them not knowing 'Egress' meant 'Exit'. They couldn’t re-enter without paying the entry fee again
66854 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Labeling something “military grade” makes it seem so high quality, unless it is food.
66843 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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What comes after thunder...
66514 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019