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  1. What's an 'oh shit' moment where you realised you've been doing something the wrong way for years?

    72855 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  2. Should I call you Jimothy?

    72790 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  3. Ducks annihilate a bowl of peas

    72762 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  4. To arrest a “drug dealer”.

    72724 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  5. Coach’s son started crying when he realized the seniors won’t be back

    72567 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  6. ...my crossfit gym asked me to take pictures of the Crossfit Open workouts. Welp, editing workout pictures got boring faster than I thought, so I started photoshopping Pablo Escobar in the background of a lot of the images. No one noticed.... but I enjoy knowing he's there.

    72451 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  7. In case you need something to brighten your day, here’s a picture of my dog sleeping :)

    72428 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  8. Lmao

    72397 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  9. TIL Pat Sajak and Vanna White work only 36 days per year. They work 4 days per month for 9 months, filming six episodes of Wheel of Fortune from 12 noon to 6pm. It amounts to a full year’s worth of programming for ABC.

    72393 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  10. If we do colonize Mars, the reduced gravity will cause humans to be physically weaker, so we will probably use Martian as an insult synonymous with weakling.

    72315 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  11. Rather than eating a family size bag of Doritos in 20 minutes, what are some healthy snack alternatives that can be consumed in large amounts?

    72285 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  12. The system is screwed

    72161 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  13. Cat makes a daring escape after being cornered

    71948 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  14. pain

    71935 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  15. Rich students who have poor classmates become (i) more prosocial, generous, and egalitarian; and (ii) less likely to discriminate against poor students, and more willing to socialize with them. These effects are driven by personal interactions between rich and poor students.

    71904 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  16. This is how a mix of German Shepherd and Golden Retriever looks. It took all the best from its parents.

    71761 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  17. This guy collected stickers from all failed presidential campaigns

    71678 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  18. TIL that Daniel Radcliffe is a recovering alcoholic and would sometimes go to set for Harry Potter still drunk from the night before.

    71577 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  19. the blue java banana, which is said to have the same consistency as ice cream and a similar flavor to vanilla

    71547 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  20. 'Congress Didn't Ask for a Summary': Demands to #ReleaseTheFullReport Surge After Barr Letter: "I don't want a summary of the Mueller report. I want the whole damn report," said Sen. Bernie Sanders

    71492 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  21. TIL about Ewa Wiśnierska, a german paraglider that got surprised by a thunderstorm and got sucked up by a cumulonimbus cloud to an altitude of 10.000m (33.000ft). She survived temperatures of -50*C and extreme oxygen deprivation at a height higher than the Mt. Everest.

    71479 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  22. A whole paragraph of relentless stabbing

    71467 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  23. Alt-Right politician that blamed Muslims for the Christchurch attack gets egged by teenage boy while speaking to media

    71460 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  24. The gift.

    71394 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  25. Finally some good news

    71298 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  26. Borderlands 3 Official Developer Trailer

    71261 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  27. Rescued kitten smiling on his way to his new home

    71060 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  28. Would you like this bobble that you just stole from me, then immediately dropped in the bin and I had to retrieve for you after you cried for it?

    70938 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  29. Consensual sex education

    70919 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  30. TIL that rapper J. Cole graduated high school with a 4.2 GPA, accepted a scholarship to St. Johns University, was the president of a pan-African student coalition in college, and graduated with a magna cum laude in communication and business.

    70863 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  31. Such a good pupper

    70848 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  32. The 1980 eruption of Mt St. Helens

    70840 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  33. Marvel Studios' Avengers: Endgame - Official Trailer

    70805 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  34. Someone call this stupid...I call it loyalty

    70583 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  35. Good prank

    70579 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  36. In “Never Gonna Give You Up”, he never says he loves her or that he’ll treat her well, only that he will be committed to her and not cheat on her. He even goes so far as to say, “you wouldn’t get this from any other guy”. That song isn’t a love song, it’s the “nice guy” anthem.

    70546 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  37. Such precision

    70500 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  38. TIL The star wars theme was written purposely on the same key as the 20th Century Fox fanfare (that used to appear before the movie started) so that there will be a continuous feeling and a smooth entry to the film for the viewers.

    70489 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  39. VICE Media Had YouTube Shut Down My Gaming Channel Without Even Contacting Me

    70300 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  40. Game of the year every year

    70192 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  41. How Wi-Fi waves propagate in a building

    70083 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  42. Husbands should take note

    69967 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  43. A Boy saves cat from a real danger

    69936 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  44. Found this note + supplies in my Airbnb. Best host ever?

    69923 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  45. What foods can a teenager cook for his parents to help their depression?

    69819 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  46. Are we too late? Don't let it die.. Just went out on our lunch break #trashtag

    69764 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  47. TIL that Scandinavians are adamant about letting their children nap outside, even in cold weather. Parents report that babies take longer and deeper naps when they sleep comfortably bundled up outside.

    69641 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  48. Laundry Room Treason

    69456 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  49. Oh shit oh shit oh shit!

    69441 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  50. Cuphead has nothing on this game

    69286 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  51. Never give up

    69240 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  52. Matched with these two girls what are the odds lmao

    69102 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  53. I will not fight the future

    69090 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  54. House votes 420-0 to make Mueller's report public

    68997 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  55. TIL that Billy West, who does the voice of Philip J. Fry's on Futurama among other characters, intentionally made Fry's voice close to his natural voice as a job security measure because it would be more difficult to replace him.

    68946 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  56. I was born without a little finger on my right hand

    68894 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  57. TIL that in 2005, the Republic of Fiji lost it's declaration of independence from Britain. After five long years of searching, Fiji's government finally turned to Britain, who provided them with a photocopy.

    68850 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  58. Next week I am marrying my best friend of 15 year!

    68803 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  59. Special Ops

    68685 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  60. This guy saving a beached baby whale

    68675 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  61. My wife just became a citizen. This is our first All-American family photo.

    68573 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  62. I don't want to know this

    68544 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  63. This phonetic map of the human mouth

    68539 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  64. Elemental gases in front of a Tesla coil

    68509 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  65. Poster for Quentin Tarantino's upcoming 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood'

    68481 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  66. Girl who disrespects the teacher for no reason Starter Pack

    68448 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  67. True lov3

    68438 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  68. Villain to some Hero to others

    68436 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  69. I had my double mastectomy three years ago today. Life has been crazy and it feels like ten years have passed. Happy to be on the other side!!

    68416 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  70. Gotta give the tabletop rpg community some love

    68413 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  71. A company in my town does custom paint jobs for electronics. Figured this sub would enjoy

    68411 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  72. LPT: If there is anyone at your job you don’t like, always take special care not to take vacation at the same time as them. Having toxic/stressful people gone from the office is like a mini vacation by itself that you would miss out on if you are gone.

    68403 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  73. Signing Sit, Laydown, and Lets Go for a Walk to my deaf Aussie.

    68356 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  74. Ever wonder why your random team mates are so bad at the game?

    68225 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  75. TIL that if you lie on the ground and move your arms and legs, the emus will approach out of curiosity. This is the kind of info I want to learn!

    68157 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  76. Found a shower during the demo to put in a shower.

    68010 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  77. James Gunn back on to direct ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    67965 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  78. Onewheeling skater boye

    67890 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  79. Samuel L Jackson in 1995 vs. him de-aged in Captain Marvel, which is set in 1995.

    67861 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  80. 🔥 The dance of the Bateleur eagle 🔥

    67758 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  81. His lies require advanced tracking

    67700 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  82. My daughter makes beds in random places. Found her asleep in a Costco tote/container.

    67686 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  83. When it’s supposed to be 1v1, but it turns into a rumble

    67656 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  84. I've never seen anything like this but I'm hooked now

    67569 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  85. My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.

    67466 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  86. Baby Hippopotamus runs aggresively towards the cameraman.

    67458 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  87. The voice in your head has grown up with you and at one point was a child.

    67447 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  88. People actually do that?

    67420 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  89. Tried to convince my son that a buffalo chicken is a real animal. He demanded I google it. I knew google images had my back.

    67298 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  90. Donald Trump hasn’t tweeted in 19 hours, what are your theories on what’s happening in the White House right now?

    67265 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  91. TIL that the little boy known as Batkid who “saved” San Francisco while battling leukemia in 2013 is now cancer free.

    67257 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  92. TIL about “Latchkey Incontinence” - a phenomenon where the urge to urinate gets stronger the closer you are to a bathroom. One example would be when you put your key in your front door when returning home from work.

    67166 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  93. TIL conservationists in South Africa have been injecting rhino horns with red dyes and toxins to prevent poaching. The mixture renders the horn completely useless to those trying to sell it commercially and is also toxic for human consumption.

    67097 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  94. Knowing this makes rewatching 300 better!

    67065 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  95. In Inside Out, the pizza toppings were changed from broccolis to bell peppers in Japan, since kids in Japan don’t like bell peppers. Pixar localised the joke.

    67007 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  96. This treadmill gives you the option to run through the worlds of popular games

    66934 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  97. Dr. Dre Boasts About Daughter Getting Into USC ‘All on Her Own,’ Then Remembers $70 Million Donation and Deletes Twitter Post

    66876 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  98. TIL Showman and businessman PT Barnum was frustrated with how long people lingered in his museum’s exhibits. He posted signs that said 'This Way to the Egress'. He knew most of the visitors would follow them not knowing 'Egress' meant 'Exit'. They couldn’t re-enter without paying the entry fee again

    66854 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  99. Labeling something “military grade” makes it seem so high quality, unless it is food.

    66843 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  100. What comes after thunder...

    66514 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019