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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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Oooh snap!
10968 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Snake curling up for a rest.
10955 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Parenting 101
10954 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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[WA] My father and step mother died, leaving me (19m) and my step sister (8f). My step sisters father, who has previously never cared about her, is getting full custody and has told me he won't allow me to visit. Is there anything I can do?
10949 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Official Stamp Licker
10943 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Roses are red, just blame inflation
10933 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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[no spoilers] Happy International Women’s Day from Westeros
10932 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Wolfdog is a goodboy
10932 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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My name is Bill Bostock, and I’m the reporter for Business Insider who broke a report on the Saudi government app "Absher," which amongst many functions lets men control where women travel, and offers SMS alerts when women use their passports at check-in. AMA
10930 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Prime Minister of New Zealand vs. Trump
10922 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Charlie and the waitress have been married thirteen years today
10914 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Sounds about right
10907 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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A naked woman robbed a bank
10905 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Her majesty, Queen Penny
10886 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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It's okay to be different
10882 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows [Emo]
10869 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Drawing your sun in the corner
10868 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Call of Duty just isn’t what it used to be
10865 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Todd = God CONFIRMED???!!!
10857 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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The pitbull of all kitties.
10855 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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I never really noticed casual racism until I hired a black man as a waiter at my restaurant.
10851 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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When you’re amazing at your job.
10841 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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I'd eat them raw like the maddest of them all
10822 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Seeing as how both Batman and Ironman’s only real super powers are that they are super rich and very smart, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sure turned out to be disappointments.
10810 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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"Us" moving display in theater lobby.
10800 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Happy Dany and Sad Dany
10798 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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PsBattle: A zookeeper pours water on a penguin on a hot day
10789 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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mother in law suing my wife for "grandparent rights"
10786 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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King cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra dies of constriction. Python dies from venom.
10778 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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After donating millions to the school, rap icon Dr. Dre boasts about his daughter getting into USC ‘all on her own’
10776 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Dog fart cat puke
10774 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Perfect plot twist doesn't exi...
10771 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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RUMOR: King Zell hints at Switch announcement that "was impossible, like seeing Mario in a PlayStation console"
10770 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Kraft's Florida Massage-Parlor Founder Sure Hung Out With Lots of Republicans Besides Trump
10765 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Don’t forget to eat your veggies 🥒
10751 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Only a week after the Mosque shooting in New Zealand which killed 49 people the Mosque is now open thanks to local contractors who all volunteered free service to the Mosque and have worked non-stop to get the mosque ready for prayers.
10735 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Jupiter 'shepherds' the asteroid belt, preventing the asteroids from falling into the sun or accreting into a new planet.
10731 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Meow_irl
10709 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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My heart stopped and I thought it was over. Until I landed on my spawn platform.
10702 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Challenge Encouraging People To Pick Up Trash Goes Viral: The hashtag 'TrashTag' has been trending on social media
10699 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Half of the white sugar dots on this cookie are printed on the plastic
10696 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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A True Intellectual.
10696 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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I‘m crying and shaking rn
10696 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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My husband adopted my son today, after raising him for 3.5 years. The judge said they are already starting to look alike and this was by far the best way to start her weekend.
10679 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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New WSB'er Orientation
10674 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Drinking Cranberry Juice
10662 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Can’t stop watching
10652 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Reading nook in Brooklyn, New York
10647 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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This is my precious little man, Dobby. He was dumped off at a shot clinic. The owner said she did not want to “deal with him anymore“. I cannot imagine the pain that he was in. He has made a miraculous recovery and is a very special little guy!
10642 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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LPT : A great tip for building a safer workplace.
10630 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Plot twist after plot twist
10628 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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I've been dating this homeless chick for a while now and it's starting to get serious.
10619 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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The Office knew what oddly satisfying is
10612 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Since when did "I don't want to have sex with you" become an unacceptable explanation for not wanting to have sex with someone.
10604 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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What is the meaning of life?
10597 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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This Sub has never been about punishing Trump, its about pursuing justice. No matter the conclusion, I am prepared to accept the findings of the Mueller report so long as (1) the investigation was allowed to complete without interference; (2) the entire report is made available to the public.
10593 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Rain rain
10579 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Local vet clinic promoting neutering
10574 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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she was outta breath at the end lmao
10574 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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This is my great aunt Elizabeth, a suffragette who opened her own store in 1909 and had a man on her payroll before she had the right to vote. She also made Apple Jack during the prohibition. Happy National Women's Day.
10556 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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New Zealand Police have a guinea pig for a mascot
10549 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Tucker Carlson needs to go. Now.
10541 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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My girlfriends colorblind mother gifted me one of her paintings
10534 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Teen who defied mother by getting vaccinated testifies before Congress
10531 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Treat yourself, Mandy <3
10531 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Elijah Cummings Seeks 10 Years of Trump's Financial Records
10529 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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[Image] Lady Gaga is my spirit animal
10528 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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I was having sex with my friend's wife, the phone rang. I heard it was her husband and I quickly started to get dressed.
10521 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Charlie Whiting has died
10521 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Scooter at full throttle in a skatepark, WCGW?
10520 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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AITA for demanding that my girlfriends gymnastics routine be less "sexy?"
10518 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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2meirl4meirl
10517 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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🔥 Feast your eyes upon this fibrous Malachite
10516 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Voice actor gets back at scammers.
10502 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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2019 April Fool's Megathread
10495 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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She's clearly bilingual
10491 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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ELI5: When flights get cancelled because of heavy winds / bad weather, why is it only e.g. 10% of all flights and not 100%? Isn’t either too dangerous so no plane can take off or it’s safe so they all can take off ?
10484 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Hummer with wooden wagon wheels. I guess you will never get a flat but you might get termites.
10473 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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How might the world be different if human beings had a 4-6 week mating season? The rest of the year nobody cared about sex?
10472 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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'Yes' is a name but 'Will' isn't...
10471 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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DEmoCrats AnD MillENials WeAk!
10469 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Scientists sampled urban bee hives in Vancouver and found that honey can provide a remarkably precise record of harmful air pollutants.
10468 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Parenting
10463 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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please! don’t forget the original #trashtag! this man started it all!
10454 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Just a group of boys ;)
10451 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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wheres forlurar du?
10449 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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The best piece of bathroom graffiti
10446 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Asleep
10444 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Reading nook in Bali, Indonesia
10440 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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ELI5: How is Pi programmed into calculators?
10434 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Synchronized nose lick
10428 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Whatever happened with these things? Just a few examples of what we've seen previously that's absent from the game we got.
10419 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Cant stop
10411 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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In 2003 if Apple fans bought $2,000 of Apple stock instead of a $2,000 iMac, they’d be roughly $190,000 richer today.
10409 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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HMC while I move 5.5 gallons of ranch dressing
10402 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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The Outer Worlds confirmed to be a one year Epic Store Exclusive
10400 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Embassy Staffers Say Jared Kushner Shut Them Out of Saudi Meetings | When a member of the administration travels overseas, the embassy often helps coordinate the trip. Not when Jared Kushner meets his buddy MBS.
10388 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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I'm not scared of commitment I promise
10387 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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To not eat animals.
10369 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Someone stored their dog
10368 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019