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Reddit (Mar 2019)

  1. Oooh snap!

    10968 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  2. Snake curling up for a rest.

    10955 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  3. Parenting 101

    10954 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  4. [WA] My father and step mother died, leaving me (19m) and my step sister (8f). My step sisters father, who has previously never cared about her, is getting full custody and has told me he won't allow me to visit. Is there anything I can do?

    10949 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  5. Official Stamp Licker

    10943 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  6. Roses are red, just blame inflation

    10933 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  7. [no spoilers] Happy International Women’s Day from Westeros

    10932 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  8. Wolfdog is a goodboy

    10932 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  9. My name is Bill Bostock, and I’m the reporter for Business Insider who broke a report on the Saudi government app "Absher," which amongst many functions lets men control where women travel, and offers SMS alerts when women use their passports at check-in. AMA

    10930 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  10. Prime Minister of New Zealand vs. Trump

    10922 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  11. Charlie and the waitress have been married thirteen years today

    10914 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  12. Sounds about right

    10907 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  13. A naked woman robbed a bank

    10905 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  14. Her majesty, Queen Penny

    10886 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  15. It's okay to be different

    10882 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  16. Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows [Emo]

    10869 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  17. Drawing your sun in the corner

    10868 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  18. Call of Duty just isn’t what it used to be

    10865 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  19. Todd = God CONFIRMED???!!!

    10857 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  20. The pitbull of all kitties.

    10855 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  21. I never really noticed casual racism until I hired a black man as a waiter at my restaurant.

    10851 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  22. When you’re amazing at your job.

    10841 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  23. I'd eat them raw like the maddest of them all

    10822 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  24. Seeing as how both Batman and Ironman’s only real super powers are that they are super rich and very smart, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sure turned out to be disappointments.

    10810 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  25. "Us" moving display in theater lobby.

    10800 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  26. Happy Dany and Sad Dany

    10798 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  27. PsBattle: A zookeeper pours water on a penguin on a hot day

    10789 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  28. mother in law suing my wife for "grandparent rights"

    10786 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  29. King cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra dies of constriction. Python dies from venom.

    10778 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  30. After donating millions to the school, rap icon Dr. Dre boasts about his daughter getting into USC ‘all on her own’

    10776 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  31. Dog fart cat puke

    10774 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  32. Perfect plot twist doesn't exi...

    10771 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  33. RUMOR: King Zell hints at Switch announcement that "was impossible, like seeing Mario in a PlayStation console"

    10770 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  34. Kraft's Florida Massage-Parlor Founder Sure Hung Out With Lots of Republicans Besides Trump

    10765 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  35. Don’t forget to eat your veggies 🥒

    10751 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  36. Only a week after the Mosque shooting in New Zealand which killed 49 people the Mosque is now open thanks to local contractors who all volunteered free service to the Mosque and have worked non-stop to get the mosque ready for prayers.

    10735 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  37. Jupiter 'shepherds' the asteroid belt, preventing the asteroids from falling into the sun or accreting into a new planet.

    10731 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  38. Meow_irl

    10709 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  39. My heart stopped and I thought it was over. Until I landed on my spawn platform.

    10702 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  40. Challenge Encouraging People To Pick Up Trash Goes Viral: The hashtag 'TrashTag' has been trending on social media

    10699 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  41. Half of the white sugar dots on this cookie are printed on the plastic

    10696 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  42. A True Intellectual.

    10696 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  43. I‘m crying and shaking rn

    10696 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  44. My husband adopted my son today, after raising him for 3.5 years. The judge said they are already starting to look alike and this was by far the best way to start her weekend.

    10679 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  45. New WSB'er Orientation

    10674 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  46. Drinking Cranberry Juice

    10662 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  47. Can’t stop watching

    10652 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  48. Reading nook in Brooklyn, New York

    10647 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  49. This is my precious little man, Dobby. He was dumped off at a shot clinic. The owner said she did not want to “deal with him anymore“. I cannot imagine the pain that he was in. He has made a miraculous recovery and is a very special little guy!

    10642 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  50. LPT : A great tip for building a safer workplace.

    10630 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  51. Plot twist after plot twist

    10628 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  52. I've been dating this homeless chick for a while now and it's starting to get serious.

    10619 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  53. The Office knew what oddly satisfying is

    10612 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  54. Since when did "I don't want to have sex with you" become an unacceptable explanation for not wanting to have sex with someone.

    10604 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  55. What is the meaning of life?

    10597 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  56. This Sub has never been about punishing Trump, its about pursuing justice. No matter the conclusion, I am prepared to accept the findings of the Mueller report so long as (1) the investigation was allowed to complete without interference; (2) the entire report is made available to the public.

    10593 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  57. Rain rain

    10579 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  58. Local vet clinic promoting neutering

    10574 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  59. she was outta breath at the end lmao

    10574 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  60. This is my great aunt Elizabeth, a suffragette who opened her own store in 1909 and had a man on her payroll before she had the right to vote. She also made Apple Jack during the prohibition. Happy National Women's Day.

    10556 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  61. New Zealand Police have a guinea pig for a mascot

    10549 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  62. Tucker Carlson needs to go. Now.

    10541 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  63. My girlfriends colorblind mother gifted me one of her paintings

    10534 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  64. Teen who defied mother by getting vaccinated testifies before Congress

    10531 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  65. Treat yourself, Mandy <3

    10531 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  66. Elijah Cummings Seeks 10 Years of Trump's Financial Records

    10529 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  67. [Image] Lady Gaga is my spirit animal

    10528 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  68. I was having sex with my friend's wife, the phone rang. I heard it was her husband and I quickly started to get dressed.

    10521 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  69. Charlie Whiting has died

    10521 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  70. Scooter at full throttle in a skatepark, WCGW?

    10520 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  71. AITA for demanding that my girlfriends gymnastics routine be less "sexy?"

    10518 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  72. 2meirl4meirl

    10517 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  73. 🔥 Feast your eyes upon this fibrous Malachite

    10516 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  74. Voice actor gets back at scammers.

    10502 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  75. 2019 April Fool's Megathread

    10495 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  76. She's clearly bilingual

    10491 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  77. ELI5: When flights get cancelled because of heavy winds / bad weather, why is it only e.g. 10% of all flights and not 100%? Isn’t either too dangerous so no plane can take off or it’s safe so they all can take off ?

    10484 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  78. Hummer with wooden wagon wheels. I guess you will never get a flat but you might get termites.

    10473 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  79. How might the world be different if human beings had a 4-6 week mating season? The rest of the year nobody cared about sex?

    10472 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  80. 'Yes' is a name but 'Will' isn't...

    10471 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  81. DEmoCrats AnD MillENials WeAk!

    10469 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  82. Scientists sampled urban bee hives in Vancouver and found that honey can provide a remarkably precise record of harmful air pollutants.

    10468 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  83. Parenting

    10463 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  84. please! don’t forget the original #trashtag! this man started it all!

    10454 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  85. Just a group of boys ;)

    10451 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  86. wheres forlurar du?

    10449 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  87. The best piece of bathroom graffiti

    10446 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  88. Asleep

    10444 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  89. Reading nook in Bali, Indonesia

    10440 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  90. ELI5: How is Pi programmed into calculators?

    10434 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  91. Synchronized nose lick

    10428 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  92. Whatever happened with these things? Just a few examples of what we've seen previously that's absent from the game we got.

    10419 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  93. Cant stop

    10411 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  94. In 2003 if Apple fans bought $2,000 of Apple stock instead of a $2,000 iMac, they’d be roughly $190,000 richer today.

    10409 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  95. HMC while I move 5.5 gallons of ranch dressing

    10402 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  96. The Outer Worlds confirmed to be a one year Epic Store Exclusive

    10400 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  97. Embassy Staffers Say Jared Kushner Shut Them Out of Saudi Meetings | When a member of the administration travels overseas, the embassy often helps coordinate the trip. Not when Jared Kushner meets his buddy MBS.

    10388 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  98. I'm not scared of commitment I promise

    10387 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  99. To not eat animals.

    10369 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  100. Someone stored their dog

    10368 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019