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  1. Trump ordered to pay legal fees after losing court battle over his Scottish golf course

    18618 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  2. Why won't Donald Trump talk about white nationalism? Because he enables and supports it

    18614 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  3. [Australia] Insane neighbour calling the cops every time I order Ubereats

    18603 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  4. Don't look right now but...

    18603 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  5. Me (M34) and fiancee (F27), I am in the process of calling a halt to our wedding as she has asked for an "open" relationship.

    18596 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  6. It cant be

    18574 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  7. I’d like to thank Respawn for including my best friend and I as cameos in the game. You didn’t have to do this, but you actually modeled us in the game’s map and I am eternally thankful for that!

    18557 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  8. If you don’t put the whole Pringle in your mouth, you’re the weakest link.

    18550 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  9. Three legged dog licking his back

    18544 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  10. Why do black people say what they want about white people but when it’s the other way around it’s racist?

    18540 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  11. I keep watch for the Viet Cong at all times

    18540 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  12. Give it your all.....eventually.

    18538 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  13. My dog had a few words for the Amazon man today

    18530 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  14. Have we gone too far, or not far enough?

    18507 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  15. Quality mud facial

    18505 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  16. [Mod] HAPPY ONE MILLION TEENAGERS!

    18504 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  17. My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn't get an erection.

    18494 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  18. When your buddy is not a morning person

    18486 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  19. Don't see these type of guys nowadays

    18483 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  20. Yes, Trump Obstructed Justice. And William Barr Is Helping Him Cover It Up.

    18481 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  21. San Antonio City Council drops Chick-fil-A from airport concession deal over anti-LGBTQ donations

    18470 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  22. Aussie guy introduces Lizards into his house in an attempt to solve his Spider problem.

    18459 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  23. We don’t need to see everything

    18452 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  24. roflmao gottem'

    18452 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  25. Scarf that ruins paparazzi photos

    18449 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  26. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Blames Right-Wing Media For Daily Death Threats

    18448 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  27. David Beckham pranked with a fake statue by James Corden.

    18447 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  28. Stop advertising your game on Steam if you are going to make it an Epic exclusive

    18441 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  29. 5 hour freehand sketch of Bloodhound. If you guys like it I'll do the other legends :)

    18439 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  30. Not the sharpest...wheel

    18431 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  31. Fatal put-down.

    18409 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  32. A 132-year-old Winchester rifle discovered propped against a tree

    18405 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  33. Everyone needs a friend like #50

    18404 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  34. My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, “I’m so sorry”

    18403 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Trump's Budget: Why Are You Taking Money 'From the Poor Little Kids?'

    18399 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  36. Trump Is Autographing Bibles Now So That's a Wrap on Humanity, Right?

    18379 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  37. Russian space pioneer Valery Bykovsky, who held the unbroken record for the longest solo spaceflight, dies aged 84

    18373 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  38. My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans...

    18368 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  39. When this dog sees its owner!

    18368 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  40. GOOSE: BIRD OF CHOICES

    18364 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  41. Slept in and missed my morning class starterpack

    18364 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  42. It's not 'Friends', it's....

    18362 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  43. Little three heads

    18362 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  44. Phelps' mom after he places first by 0.001s

    18360 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  45. Just a friendly reminder.

    18358 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  46. This is Gus. He is a bit odd.

    18354 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  47. Seat scrubbing

    18351 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  48. UN vote to end US embargo against Cuba, November 1st, 2018

    18346 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  49. Astromers discover second galaxy with basically no dark matter, ironically bolstering the case for the existence of the elusive and invisible substance.

    18341 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  50. [IMAGE] Forward is Forward

    18339 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  51. Is it ok to buy my boyfriend flowers?

    18336 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  52. My parents 1974. My dad still cheers when ever my mom gets a Jeopardy answer right.

    18335 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  53. TIL there was a Russian woman named Mariya Oktyabryskaya whose husband was killed by Nazi's in WW2, so she sold her house for a tank. With permission from the Soviet union, she went to kill Nazi's with her own tank, avenging her husband death.

    18330 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  54. Let's spot this plane

    18328 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  55. Losing license in 3,2,1...

    18321 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  56. hmmm

    18318 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  57. So you want me to unsell my car and are offering me less than it sold for ....

    18313 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  58. Accurate.

    18313 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  59. Bezos Investigation Finds the Saudis Obtained His Private Data

    18309 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  60. LPT: If most of the people you surround yourself with (family, friends) aren’t a fan of your partner, don’t immediately go on the defensive, hear them out! Odds are they have your best interests at heart, and rose colored glasses can be a bitch.

    18301 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  61. [PSA] The Level 1 Defender Rifle is the best weapon in the game(also damage numbers are pointless and don't mean anything)

    18289 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  62. Thank god we looked

    18288 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  63. I've seen a lot of confusion about memes, antimemes and BHJ here recently, so i tried to clear it a bit for newcomers to reduce the amount of antimemes here. Definitions of antimeme and bhj with examples. (Zoom in for a better look)

    18266 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  64. Best Present Ever!

    18262 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  65. At a certain point in your life, sitting at home alone, watching TV on a Friday night goes from being super depressing to the most enjoyable part of your week.

    18257 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  66. The Draw This Again challenge invites artists to redo an old drawing with their improved skills

    18256 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  67. TIL The film The Shawshank Redemption remains one of the most valuable assets in Warner Brothers catalog (which has several multi-billion dollar movie franchises) and Bob Gunton (the warden) still makes six figures a year from it.

    18252 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  68. Baby flamingo injured its feet so the zoo made him, blue suede shoes.

    18246 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  69. What's the scariest thing that's ever woken you up during the middle of the night?

    18235 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  70. Ivanka Trump reportedly used a workaround to get access to Air Force planes after being rejected. 68% of Americans surveyed think someone who uses the same workaround should be punished.

    18228 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  71. This madlad knows no bounds

    18217 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  72. Face ride?

    18217 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  73. TIL The Queen of England has only ever broken protocol for The Changing Of The Guard once. On 9/12/2001, the day after The September 11th attacks on The World Trade Center in The United States. Instead of The English National Anthem being played during the change, it was the US National Anthem.

    18214 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  74. TIL that a team of thieves stole $18,000 worth of high-tech equipment from a warehouse. Unfortunately for them, about 100 GPS tracking devices were among the items taken, so they were tracked down within hours.

    18209 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  75. Rapist/Attempted murderer killed

    18203 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  76. It's not bragging, but merely a different perspective I hadn't seen before

    18175 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  77. Showing Tesla’s autopark feature to mom and grandma

    18172 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  78. Only today

    18170 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  79. Goals

    18154 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  80. Allah cart

    18153 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  81. Mind games 101

    18153 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  82. Maggie Smith (Professor McGonagall​) in her 20s; c. 1950s.

    18124 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  83. This is Moose. I met him while on a delivery. He’s the neighborhood greeter and a very good boi.

    18121 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  84. How many times now?

    18119 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  85. Mueller Says It Will Take 5-8 Days To Prove Case Against Stone

    18113 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  86. Emma Watson goes back to take a picture with a little girl.

    18104 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  87. Wholesome

    18104 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  88. No one realizes how dumb they are, until auto correct has zero idea what they're trying to spell.

    18095 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  89. Cute seal slappin his belly.

    18094 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  90. New parent starter pack.

    18086 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  91. Cool

    18083 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  92. We are doctors developing hormonal male contraception - 1 year follow up, AMA!

    18074 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  93. HMB while I do a burnout

    18065 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  94. Taking a post from the popular page and making up a bizarre story to suit your karma begging needs

    18060 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  95. AITA for telling my girlfriend that I’ll leave if she gets a face tattoo?

    18059 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  96. What's one high paying job which you can get without having a decades of experience?

    18056 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  97. something something Charles II

    18051 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  98. The face i wake up to every morning

    18047 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  99. So beautiful.....

    18046 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  100. Bernie has every detail of his policy proposals planned out. And he talks about them frequently. Anyone who asks “how’s he gonna pay for it?” is simply not listening.

    18034 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019