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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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Trump ordered to pay legal fees after losing court battle over his Scottish golf course
18618 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Why won't Donald Trump talk about white nationalism? Because he enables and supports it
18614 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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[Australia] Insane neighbour calling the cops every time I order Ubereats
18603 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Don't look right now but...
18603 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Me (M34) and fiancee (F27), I am in the process of calling a halt to our wedding as she has asked for an "open" relationship.
18596 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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It cant be
18574 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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I’d like to thank Respawn for including my best friend and I as cameos in the game. You didn’t have to do this, but you actually modeled us in the game’s map and I am eternally thankful for that!
18557 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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If you don’t put the whole Pringle in your mouth, you’re the weakest link.
18550 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Three legged dog licking his back
18544 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Why do black people say what they want about white people but when it’s the other way around it’s racist?
18540 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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I keep watch for the Viet Cong at all times
18540 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Give it your all.....eventually.
18538 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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My dog had a few words for the Amazon man today
18530 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Have we gone too far, or not far enough?
18507 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Quality mud facial
18505 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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[Mod] HAPPY ONE MILLION TEENAGERS!
18504 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn't get an erection.
18494 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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When your buddy is not a morning person
18486 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Don't see these type of guys nowadays
18483 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Yes, Trump Obstructed Justice. And William Barr Is Helping Him Cover It Up.
18481 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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San Antonio City Council drops Chick-fil-A from airport concession deal over anti-LGBTQ donations
18470 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Aussie guy introduces Lizards into his house in an attempt to solve his Spider problem.
18459 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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We don’t need to see everything
18452 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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roflmao gottem'
18452 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Scarf that ruins paparazzi photos
18449 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Blames Right-Wing Media For Daily Death Threats
18448 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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David Beckham pranked with a fake statue by James Corden.
18447 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Stop advertising your game on Steam if you are going to make it an Epic exclusive
18441 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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5 hour freehand sketch of Bloodhound. If you guys like it I'll do the other legends :)
18439 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Not the sharpest...wheel
18431 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Fatal put-down.
18409 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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A 132-year-old Winchester rifle discovered propped against a tree
18405 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Everyone needs a friend like #50
18404 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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My friend Billy Bob and I visited a place where you can stand in three states at once: Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri. Billy Bob opened up and said that he was actually in a fourth state; crippling depression. I said, “I’m so sorry”
18403 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Slams Trump's Budget: Why Are You Taking Money 'From the Poor Little Kids?'
18399 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Trump Is Autographing Bibles Now So That's a Wrap on Humanity, Right?
18379 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Russian space pioneer Valery Bykovsky, who held the unbroken record for the longest solo spaceflight, dies aged 84
18373 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans...
18368 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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When this dog sees its owner!
18368 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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GOOSE: BIRD OF CHOICES
18364 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Slept in and missed my morning class starterpack
18364 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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It's not 'Friends', it's....
18362 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Little three heads
18362 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Phelps' mom after he places first by 0.001s
18360 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Just a friendly reminder.
18358 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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This is Gus. He is a bit odd.
18354 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Seat scrubbing
18351 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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UN vote to end US embargo against Cuba, November 1st, 2018
18346 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Astromers discover second galaxy with basically no dark matter, ironically bolstering the case for the existence of the elusive and invisible substance.
18341 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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[IMAGE] Forward is Forward
18339 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Is it ok to buy my boyfriend flowers?
18336 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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My parents 1974. My dad still cheers when ever my mom gets a Jeopardy answer right.
18335 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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TIL there was a Russian woman named Mariya Oktyabryskaya whose husband was killed by Nazi's in WW2, so she sold her house for a tank. With permission from the Soviet union, she went to kill Nazi's with her own tank, avenging her husband death.
18330 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Let's spot this plane
18328 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Losing license in 3,2,1...
18321 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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hmmm
18318 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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So you want me to unsell my car and are offering me less than it sold for ....
18313 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Accurate.
18313 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Bezos Investigation Finds the Saudis Obtained His Private Data
18309 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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LPT: If most of the people you surround yourself with (family, friends) aren’t a fan of your partner, don’t immediately go on the defensive, hear them out! Odds are they have your best interests at heart, and rose colored glasses can be a bitch.
18301 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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[PSA] The Level 1 Defender Rifle is the best weapon in the game(also damage numbers are pointless and don't mean anything)
18289 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Thank god we looked
18288 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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I've seen a lot of confusion about memes, antimemes and BHJ here recently, so i tried to clear it a bit for newcomers to reduce the amount of antimemes here. Definitions of antimeme and bhj with examples. (Zoom in for a better look)
18266 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Best Present Ever!
18262 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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At a certain point in your life, sitting at home alone, watching TV on a Friday night goes from being super depressing to the most enjoyable part of your week.
18257 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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The Draw This Again challenge invites artists to redo an old drawing with their improved skills
18256 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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TIL The film The Shawshank Redemption remains one of the most valuable assets in Warner Brothers catalog (which has several multi-billion dollar movie franchises) and Bob Gunton (the warden) still makes six figures a year from it.
18252 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Baby flamingo injured its feet so the zoo made him, blue suede shoes.
18246 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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What's the scariest thing that's ever woken you up during the middle of the night?
18235 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Ivanka Trump reportedly used a workaround to get access to Air Force planes after being rejected. 68% of Americans surveyed think someone who uses the same workaround should be punished.
18228 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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This madlad knows no bounds
18217 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Face ride?
18217 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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TIL The Queen of England has only ever broken protocol for The Changing Of The Guard once. On 9/12/2001, the day after The September 11th attacks on The World Trade Center in The United States. Instead of The English National Anthem being played during the change, it was the US National Anthem.
18214 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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TIL that a team of thieves stole $18,000 worth of high-tech equipment from a warehouse. Unfortunately for them, about 100 GPS tracking devices were among the items taken, so they were tracked down within hours.
18209 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Rapist/Attempted murderer killed
18203 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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It's not bragging, but merely a different perspective I hadn't seen before
18175 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Showing Tesla’s autopark feature to mom and grandma
18172 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Only today
18170 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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Goals
18154 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Allah cart
18153 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Mind games 101
18153 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Maggie Smith (Professor McGonagall) in her 20s; c. 1950s.
18124 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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This is Moose. I met him while on a delivery. He’s the neighborhood greeter and a very good boi.
18121 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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How many times now?
18119 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Mueller Says It Will Take 5-8 Days To Prove Case Against Stone
18113 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Emma Watson goes back to take a picture with a little girl.
18104 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Wholesome
18104 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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No one realizes how dumb they are, until auto correct has zero idea what they're trying to spell.
18095 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Cute seal slappin his belly.
18094 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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New parent starter pack.
18086 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Cool
18083 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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We are doctors developing hormonal male contraception - 1 year follow up, AMA!
18074 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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HMB while I do a burnout
18065 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Taking a post from the popular page and making up a bizarre story to suit your karma begging needs
18060 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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AITA for telling my girlfriend that I’ll leave if she gets a face tattoo?
18059 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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What's one high paying job which you can get without having a decades of experience?
18056 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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something something Charles II
18051 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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The face i wake up to every morning
18047 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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So beautiful.....
18046 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Bernie has every detail of his policy proposals planned out. And he talks about them frequently. Anyone who asks “how’s he gonna pay for it?” is simply not listening.
18034 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019