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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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Anon discovers masturbation
15812 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Glass marble I made and carved
15802 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Adam Schiff Threatens to Subpoena Mueller’s Evidence If Necessary
15799 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Currently sitting at +1148 on TD. "The NZ attack was bad *wink*, but actually he was completely justified."
15776 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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My little lady turned 20 this week. Supposedly that's 100 in human years
15772 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Makes sense
15768 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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mAd bAbiEs pRefOrM sAtaNic rItuAl on mOm
15764 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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I mean, he eventually gets there
15763 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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0/3 on Apple facts
15755 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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LPT: If you have people coming over and they are alergic to your cats, don't vacuum the house the day of, vacuum the day before. If you vacuum the day of, it will throw dander into the air and will make it worse for them!
15755 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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The Milky Way over Yosemite National Park.
15753 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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When more women involved in decisions of land management, the group conserves more, particularly when offered financial incentives to do so. Study shows how gender quotas for local governing bodies could reduce global deforestation and greenhouse gas emissions while also curbing local inequalities
15753 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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My reaction any time I browse Reddit for the first time in a few days
15734 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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This is Captain. he points at the chickens every day and nobody knows why.
15729 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Qui-Gone
15722 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Good times
15706 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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TIFU by creating a fake school note that spread around the school
15691 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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LPT: If their Tinder profile says "no drama," there's gonna be drama.
15678 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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TIL A major reason why native English speakers have issues understanding German humour, is that the German language is way too precise to allow for the humorous confusions found in English. Also, German humour is usually delivered with a deadpan, which makes foreigners think they're being serious.
15677 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Bryan Singer Dropped from Directing 'Red Sonja'
15675 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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The Vatican's all-woman magazine was censored from reporting on priests raping nuns. The entire staff of the magazine just quit in protest.
15664 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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This kids artwork on his desk.
15662 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Way too relatable :(
15661 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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True hero
15659 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Old goodie I had saved off but never uploaded
15659 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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to fight gravity
15655 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Gibraltar just banned balloons in bid to save marine life
15647 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Saying Impeaching Trump Isn't Worth It Is Like Saying He is Above the Law
15634 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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I’m Ethan, the 18 year old high school student who spoke before congress a few days ago! AMA!
15632 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Detroit Tigers' Matthew Boyd and his wife Ashley Boyd are saving children in Uganda from sex slavery. "The bad guys aren’t smarter than us. We can end this. We can outsmart them. "
15628 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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I started actually taking my art seriously about a month ago, and I got my first Choosing Beggar... I think I've made it big guys.
15621 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Making the bed is a pointless chore and a waste of time.
15616 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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I became a U.S. citizen 35-years ago today.
15616 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Glossy Snow. Am I the only one who loves this?
15616 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Summed up all in one TikTok
15614 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Mike Huckabee thinks Chick-fil-A has a legal right to be in every airport -- the right-wing media world can’t function without pretending their side is perpetually oppressed
15612 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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6 Months, 150,000 Pieces, 200 LEDs Later... My LEGO Vardos Diorama is Complete.
15606 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Visual Effects have come a long way
15599 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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When you want to make sure everyone knows you're cheating.
15598 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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European madlad
15592 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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What am I doing with my life?
15591 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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🔥 1 of 30 Golden Tigers on the Planet
15590 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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147-8: Mass. House Overwhelmingly Votes To Ban Conversion Therapy For Minors
15575 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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My grandma massaged her when she caught diarrhea
15571 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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He probably froze to death.
15569 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Gaming Companies and their best exclusives.
15561 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Free pizza because our pizza arrived too early
15558 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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“Bone jaw”
15553 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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18 y/o web developer, roast me blacker than my skin color
15549 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Iam Joseph Gordon-Levitt, my new show “Band Together with Logic” is now streaming on YouTube. So, AMA…
15535 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Bicycle Ride
15525 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Sign at a bar.
15524 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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My dad decided to paint one of his propane tanks. I think you guys might like it.
15522 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Father Goes Off On School Staff Who Lost His Daughter For The Third Time
15521 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Titled: ...
15515 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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I live three hours from home. My wonderful grandmother has Alzheimers. My 91 year old grandfather stuck it out while I explained over the phone how to FaceTime, and he did it!!! Now I get to see them every day and talk to my Gram. ❤️
15501 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Simpsons, graffiti ,970x970
15499 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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This sign looks like a Halloween Font from longterm sun exposure.
15484 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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SLPT : Take a little weight off your checked luggage
15480 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Pickup artists and garbage men need to switch titles.
15472 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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1880, one of the first photos of a cat ever taken.
15471 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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The chase of the year
15459 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Fatalities.
15456 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Simple Mistake
15451 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Bruh why nobody buying my shit
15425 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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I'm sick of this.
15421 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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When a dog has never met the deadly battle of the stairs before
15404 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Wayne Gretzky. (Found this on r/flyers)
15386 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Emoji puns during an argument? ✔️
15365 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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I’m a bad person.
15351 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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To teach
15350 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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We don’t deserve dogs
15343 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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TIL that the lead singer of Toto, Joseph Williams, is the son of Star Wars/Jaws/Jurassic Park composer John Williams
15332 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Netflix responds to reports of Steven Spielberg considering their exclusion from the Oscars: "We love cinema, providing access for people who cannot afford or don't have theaters in their towns and providing filmmakers more ways to share art. These things are not mutually exclusive."
15323 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Yacht swallows another boat whole.
15321 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Brave 15-year-old girl escapes marriage by calling child helpline
15319 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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First photo of Kumail Nanjiani and Dave Bautista in the action-comedy Stuber
15312 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Little man napping
15310 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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But all of my GoldenEye saves are in there!
15307 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Not even a shredded tire will stop this person from going to the movies
15303 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Tring tring
15302 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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whoever came up with the idea to have Octane run like that deserves a raise.
15294 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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This dog is making the best out of a boring traffic jam
15291 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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AITA for not being attracted to my girlfriend’s body?
15290 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Capitalism is destroying the Earth. We need a new human right for future generations - The children on climate strike are right: their lives should not be sacrificed to satisfy our greed
15286 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Excuse the rant, but... Amazon resellers at library book sales: Dear lord you are annoying!
15273 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Fail to a 360 truck flip hand catch
15272 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Thanks Steam
15271 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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A+ for this teacher!
15267 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Damn, the Japanese are pretty polite
15267 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Eye Exam
15258 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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"And now you die, amigo", digital, 1314 х 1552
15253 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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He did perfect
15250 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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the right way to makeup for being an idiot
15247 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Jai Courtney Confirms He’s Returning As Captain Boomerang For James Gunn’s ‘The Suicide Squad’
15244 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Be nice or it will come back to bite you
15243 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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A cat with beautiful fur
15242 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives...
15239 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Bears stun tourist as they walk on hind legs
15218 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Apex Legends Players Call For Respawn To Region Lock China
15210 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019