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Reddit (Mar 2019)

  1. Anon discovers masturbation

    15812 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  2. Glass marble I made and carved

    15802 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  3. Adam Schiff Threatens to Subpoena Mueller’s Evidence If Necessary

    15799 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  4. Currently sitting at +1148 on TD. "The NZ attack was bad *wink*, but actually he was completely justified."

    15776 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  5. My little lady turned 20 this week. Supposedly that's 100 in human years

    15772 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  6. Makes sense

    15768 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  7. mAd bAbiEs pRefOrM sAtaNic rItuAl on mOm

    15764 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  8. I mean, he eventually gets there

    15763 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  9. 0/3 on Apple facts

    15755 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  10. LPT: If you have people coming over and they are alergic to your cats, don't vacuum the house the day of, vacuum the day before. If you vacuum the day of, it will throw dander into the air and will make it worse for them!

    15755 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  11. The Milky Way over Yosemite National Park.

    15753 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  12. When more women involved in decisions of land management, the group conserves more, particularly when offered financial incentives to do so. Study shows how gender quotas for local governing bodies could reduce global deforestation and greenhouse gas emissions while also curbing local inequalities

    15753 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  13. My reaction any time I browse Reddit for the first time in a few days

    15734 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  14. This is Captain. he points at the chickens every day and nobody knows why.

    15729 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  15. Qui-Gone

    15722 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  16. Good times

    15706 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  17. TIFU by creating a fake school note that spread around the school

    15691 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  18. LPT: If their Tinder profile says "no drama," there's gonna be drama.

    15678 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  19. TIL A major reason why native English speakers have issues understanding German humour, is that the German language is way too precise to allow for the humorous confusions found in English. Also, German humour is usually delivered with a deadpan, which makes foreigners think they're being serious.

    15677 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  20. Bryan Singer Dropped from Directing 'Red Sonja'

    15675 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  21. The Vatican's all-woman magazine was censored from reporting on priests raping nuns. The entire staff of the magazine just quit in protest.

    15664 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  22. This kids artwork on his desk.

    15662 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  23. Way too relatable :(

    15661 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  24. True hero

    15659 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  25. Old goodie I had saved off but never uploaded

    15659 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  26. to fight gravity

    15655 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  27. Gibraltar just banned balloons in bid to save marine life

    15647 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  28. Saying Impeaching Trump Isn't Worth It Is Like Saying He is Above the Law

    15634 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  29. I’m Ethan, the 18 year old high school student who spoke before congress a few days ago! AMA!

    15632 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  30. Detroit Tigers' Matthew Boyd and his wife Ashley Boyd are saving children in Uganda from sex slavery. "The bad guys aren’t smarter than us. We can end this. We can outsmart them. "

    15628 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  31. I started actually taking my art seriously about a month ago, and I got my first Choosing Beggar... I think I've made it big guys.

    15621 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  32. Making the bed is a pointless chore and a waste of time.

    15616 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  33. I became a U.S. citizen 35-years ago today.

    15616 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  34. Glossy Snow. Am I the only one who loves this?

    15616 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  35. Summed up all in one TikTok

    15614 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  36. Mike Huckabee thinks Chick-fil-A has a legal right to be in every airport -- the right-wing media world can’t function without pretending their side is perpetually oppressed

    15612 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  37. 6 Months, 150,000 Pieces, 200 LEDs Later... My LEGO Vardos Diorama is Complete.

    15606 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  38. Visual Effects have come a long way

    15599 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  39. When you want to make sure everyone knows you're cheating.

    15598 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  40. European madlad

    15592 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  41. What am I doing with my life?

    15591 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  42. 🔥 1 of 30 Golden Tigers on the Planet

    15590 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  43. 147-8: Mass. House Overwhelmingly Votes To Ban Conversion Therapy For Minors

    15575 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  44. My grandma massaged her when she caught diarrhea

    15571 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  45. He probably froze to death.

    15569 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  46. Gaming Companies and their best exclusives.

    15561 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  47. Free pizza because our pizza arrived too early

    15558 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  48. “Bone jaw”

    15553 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  49. 18 y/o web developer, roast me blacker than my skin color

    15549 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  50. Iam Joseph Gordon-Levitt, my new show “Band Together with Logic” is now streaming on YouTube. So, AMA…

    15535 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  51. Bicycle Ride

    15525 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  52. Sign at a bar.

    15524 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  53. My dad decided to paint one of his propane tanks. I think you guys might like it.

    15522 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  54. Father Goes Off On School Staff Who Lost His Daughter For The Third Time

    15521 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  55. Titled: ...

    15515 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  56. I live three hours from home. My wonderful grandmother has Alzheimers. My 91 year old grandfather stuck it out while I explained over the phone how to FaceTime, and he did it!!! Now I get to see them every day and talk to my Gram. ❤️

    15501 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  57. Simpsons, graffiti ,970x970

    15499 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  58. This sign looks like a Halloween Font from longterm sun exposure.

    15484 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  59. SLPT : Take a little weight off your checked luggage

    15480 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  60. Pickup artists and garbage men need to switch titles.

    15472 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  61. 1880, one of the first photos of a cat ever taken.

    15471 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  62. The chase of the year

    15459 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  63. Fatalities.

    15456 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  64. Simple Mistake

    15451 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  65. Bruh why nobody buying my shit

    15425 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  66. I'm sick of this.

    15421 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  67. When a dog has never met the deadly battle of the stairs before

    15404 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  68. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” -Wayne Gretzky. (Found this on r/flyers)

    15386 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  69. Emoji puns during an argument? ✔️

    15365 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  70. I’m a bad person.

    15351 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  71. To teach

    15350 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  72. We don’t deserve dogs

    15343 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  73. TIL that the lead singer of Toto, Joseph Williams, is the son of Star Wars/Jaws/Jurassic Park composer John Williams

    15332 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  74. Netflix responds to reports of Steven Spielberg considering their exclusion from the Oscars: "We love cinema, providing access for people who cannot afford or don't have theaters in their towns and providing filmmakers more ways to share art. These things are not mutually exclusive."

    15323 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  75. Yacht swallows another boat whole.

    15321 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  76. Brave 15-year-old girl escapes marriage by calling child helpline

    15319 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  77. First photo of Kumail Nanjiani and Dave Bautista in the action-comedy Stuber

    15312 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  78. Little man napping

    15310 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  79. But all of my GoldenEye saves are in there!

    15307 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  80. Not even a shredded tire will stop this person from going to the movies

    15303 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  81. Tring tring

    15302 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  82. whoever came up with the idea to have Octane run like that deserves a raise.

    15294 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  83. This dog is making the best out of a boring traffic jam

    15291 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  84. AITA for not being attracted to my girlfriend’s body?

    15290 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  85. Capitalism is destroying the Earth. We need a new human right for future generations - The children on climate strike are right: their lives should not be sacrificed to satisfy our greed

    15286 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  86. Excuse the rant, but... Amazon resellers at library book sales: Dear lord you are annoying!

    15273 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  87. Fail to a 360 truck flip hand catch

    15272 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  88. Thanks Steam

    15271 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  89. A+ for this teacher!

    15267 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  90. Damn, the Japanese are pretty polite

    15267 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  91. Eye Exam

    15258 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  92. "And now you die, amigo", digital, 1314 х 1552

    15253 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  93. He did perfect

    15250 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  94. the right way to makeup for being an idiot

    15247 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  95. Jai Courtney Confirms He’s Returning As Captain Boomerang For James Gunn’s ‘The Suicide Squad’

    15244 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  96. Be nice or it will come back to bite you

    15243 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  97. A cat with beautiful fur

    15242 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  98. It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives...

    15239 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  99. Bears stun tourist as they walk on hind legs

    15218 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  100. Apex Legends Players Call For Respawn To Region Lock China

    15210 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019