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  1. 🔥 Shark vs swarm of fishes!

    5484 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  2. I fucking hate my life mega thread

    5471 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  3. I’m Muslim and turned a room into a mini Masjid!

    5468 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  4. People would take care of themselves better if they had health bars.

    5462 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  5. Meanwhile in Florida...

    5459 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  6. Give it us

    5435 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  7. I mean ....shit he aint wrong

    5434 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  8. Juggling In Bird Eye View

    5432 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  9. AITA for refusing to get my husband’s name tattooed on my body?

    5431 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  10. I thought the Rollercoaster was missing a little something...

    5424 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  11. That's a pretty good magic trick

    5420 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  12. 50mph winds forecast, its recycling bin day and I live at the end of a cul-de-sac. By midday it's going to be like the battle of Blackwater here with my house being King's Landing and plastic bottles/empty cartons representing Stannis' army.

    5404 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  13. He is not asleep

    5387 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  14. Quick and easy

    5381 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  15. How a pool table ensures you paid to play

    5381 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  16. SLPT: avoid splashback on your shoes when using a urinal

    5362 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  17. Trump Lied About Assets, Worth to Get Deutsche Bank Loans: Report

    5344 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  18. When you're working hard, but your co-worker is slacking off (Filmed by @chandralad)

    5319 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  19. My friends stop frame animation

    5315 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  20. Why, Wandows?

    5305 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  21. "Lil baller". Size doesn't matter, skill is important for everything.

    5282 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  22. We love your eggs, not enough to pay for them.

    5275 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  23. Guess which side they showed on the website.

    5274 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  24. Hey Alexa!

    5273 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  25. Next time you ladies get an unsolicited dick pic, send them this

    5271 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  26. Rob Gronkowski announces his retirement

    5264 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  27. One of our customers is preparing for the apocalypse. This is just one of a few Hummers he bought recently. Military had them on a flash sale!

    5260 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  28. All-new iPad Air and iPad mini deliver dramatic power and capability

    5253 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  29. Has there ever been an intellectual anomaly like ancient greece?

    5252 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  30. SNAKE!!

    5251 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  31. Anthem Update 1.0.3

    5250 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  32. Just a reminder that these are the people who are deciding the future of our internet

    5250 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  33. This is what heaven looks like

    5234 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  34. Mercedes Benz US Confirmed 🌊🌊🌊

    5214 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  35. Hitting ‘em with the old “It’s just a drawing”.

    5211 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  36. Jane Philpott resigns from Trudeau cabinet

    5199 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  37. Apex Factions & Sponsors

    5193 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  38. The Stevie Wonder School of Culinary Arts Presents:

    5189 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  39. Why so many secrets? 🤔

    5185 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  40. Monty Python memes are a goldmine! Invest now for the holy grail of profits!

    5176 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  41. If your great, great, great, great, great Grandad is Irish but you are born in USA, you are NOT IRISH.

    5151 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  42. A whole lot of pain. Thousands of Portugese Man O War jellyfish washed up on a beach in Australia

    5146 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  43. Poorly coloured garden hose guaranteed to give you a heart attack

    5144 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  44. Bumblebeeboye

    5137 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  45. A Russian 'troll slayer' went undercover at a troll factory and found that hundreds of Russians were working as paid trolls in rotating shifts

    5132 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  46. Not Twitter but still gold

    5129 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  47. Man sacked, deported from UAE for celebrating NZ mosque shooting

    5112 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  48. HMRB as I parachute off my bike

    5111 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  49. Steam Good Gimme Upgabens

    5084 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  50. Off to rehab right now. Scariest travel I’ve ever done! Be safe out there y’all. Talk ta ya all in a couple months. This is scarier than ghosts. Tired of friends dying and don’t wanna be one of them. Love y’all.

    5054 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  51. AITA for not wanting my boyfriend to give his Sperm to his lesbian friend and her wife?

    5040 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  52. Dave Chappelle calls musician Daniel Caesar's performance "gay" on Instagram live with John Mayer, damage control proceeds.

    5037 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  53. US District Judge Amy Berman Jackson Sentences Paul Manafort to 73 months

    5020 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  54. Married for 56 years, couple dies hours apart holding hands

    4999 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  55. Water is difficult

    4999 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  56. Now that Boy Scouts permit girls, there are only two types of organizations: those for everybody and those exclusively for girls/women.

    4978 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  57. This here is promotional art for my comic book. He's the main character.

    4974 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  58. Persona 5: The Royal Trailer Reveal

    4969 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  59. i didnt 🚫 fuck my cat 🐈 . i didnt ❌ cum 💦 on my cat 🙀. i didnt ⛔️ put my dick 🍆anywhere near my cat 😾. Ive never❗️done anything weird 🤪 with my cats 👯‍♀️ . I promised 👏 myself 😔 i wasnt ❎ going to make apology 😿 videos 🎥 after last years 📅 thing ‼️ so im just trying 🥺 to be as short 👌

    4965 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  60. Regular customer's reaction on getting a free cake.

    4929 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  61. Stay vigilant, traveler.

    4923 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  62. Highly anticipated game The Outer Worlds has been announced as an Epic Game Store exclusive and /r/PCgaming is NOT happy

    4916 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  63. The real reason for LOOT, BALANCE and STORE issues in Anthem

    4915 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  64. BBC News - MPs vote to reject no-deal Brexit

    4914 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  65. The “where the hell is she walking to at this time of night?” starter pack

    4888 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  66. New Bush Consumable Animation!

    4885 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  67. ELI5: Why do humans tend to increase the tempo when clapping, chanting, or keeping the beat?

    4883 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  68. LPT: Don’t shame people for doing things that benefit their health (going to bed early, drinking water during a night out, etc). It might have taken them awhile to acquire this habit and they need their friends on board.

    4877 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  69. Safety first, right?

    4870 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  70. Two month old clouded leopard at the Nashville Zoo

    4837 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  71. Just tried to plug my phone into this outlet sticker

    4834 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  72. LPT: Never sell yourself short in the workplace. Just because what you do for a living may feel easy to you, doesn't meant it's easy for everyone. You are likely more talented than you give yourself credit for.

    4826 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  73. Crazy how animals are so programmed to recognize predators on a TV screen that they’ve never encountered and probably never will.

    4821 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  74. Funny and kinda sad, but true

    4816 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  75. ELI5 how does nausea work? Does the level or degree to which you feel nauseous have anything to do with surface area of your stomach? Or what mechanism determines how nauseous you feel in a given situation?

    4813 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  76. 20 years ago the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia started

    4808 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  77. He is playing guys

    4807 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  78. Bald eagle snagging a duck in midair

    4804 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  79. Difference between water and beer

    4799 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  80. My neighbours bin has blown over in the wind, rubbish is pouring all over his garden at an alarming rate and someone should really do something. However, he had a house party a couple of nights ago and wouldn't let me sleep so I've decided to leave it for him to sort out.

    4780 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  81. Rocket alerts blare in Tel Aviv, loud explosion reported.

    4771 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  82. Sugar rush

    4769 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  83. What is something you do to make yourself happier?

    4765 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  84. I'm Waiting!

    4763 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  85. The reaction

    4753 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  86. Going fishing

    4747 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  87. Toast sandwich

    4745 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  88. In the wake of pells sentencing, this is fitting.

    4745 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  89. Ran out of hamburger buns, used bagels instead

    4725 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  90. Little man showing off his football skills

    4720 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  91. Upstate New York

    4719 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  92. Gaming Journalist Calls Protagonist 'Gruff White Male' and Gamers Rise Up.

    4715 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  93. As a Libertarian, I have chosen a side.

    4686 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  94. Spread happiness

    4684 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  95. Let's take our good name back; we need to talk about islamophobic and racist jokes in the context of our community.

    4672 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  96. Balance of Power

    4661 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  97. 50 lbs lost - IF is all that’s worked for me.

    4661 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  98. The longest ever ski jump, achieved by Stefan Kraft. The jump was 253.5m or 832ft

    4658 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  99. Physics can be mesmerizing

    4656 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  100. Of course some kid would do this

    4653 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019