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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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🔥 Shark vs swarm of fishes!
5484 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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I fucking hate my life mega thread
5471 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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I’m Muslim and turned a room into a mini Masjid!
5468 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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People would take care of themselves better if they had health bars.
5462 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Meanwhile in Florida...
5459 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Give it us
5435 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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I mean ....shit he aint wrong
5434 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Juggling In Bird Eye View
5432 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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AITA for refusing to get my husband’s name tattooed on my body?
5431 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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I thought the Rollercoaster was missing a little something...
5424 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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That's a pretty good magic trick
5420 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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50mph winds forecast, its recycling bin day and I live at the end of a cul-de-sac. By midday it's going to be like the battle of Blackwater here with my house being King's Landing and plastic bottles/empty cartons representing Stannis' army.
5404 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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He is not asleep
5387 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Quick and easy
5381 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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How a pool table ensures you paid to play
5381 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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SLPT: avoid splashback on your shoes when using a urinal
5362 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Trump Lied About Assets, Worth to Get Deutsche Bank Loans: Report
5344 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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When you're working hard, but your co-worker is slacking off (Filmed by @chandralad)
5319 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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My friends stop frame animation
5315 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Why, Wandows?
5305 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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"Lil baller". Size doesn't matter, skill is important for everything.
5282 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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We love your eggs, not enough to pay for them.
5275 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Guess which side they showed on the website.
5274 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Hey Alexa!
5273 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Next time you ladies get an unsolicited dick pic, send them this
5271 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Rob Gronkowski announces his retirement
5264 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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One of our customers is preparing for the apocalypse. This is just one of a few Hummers he bought recently. Military had them on a flash sale!
5260 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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All-new iPad Air and iPad mini deliver dramatic power and capability
5253 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Has there ever been an intellectual anomaly like ancient greece?
5252 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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SNAKE!!
5251 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Anthem Update 1.0.3
5250 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Just a reminder that these are the people who are deciding the future of our internet
5250 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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This is what heaven looks like
5234 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Mercedes Benz US Confirmed 🌊🌊🌊
5214 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Hitting ‘em with the old “It’s just a drawing”.
5211 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Jane Philpott resigns from Trudeau cabinet
5199 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Apex Factions & Sponsors
5193 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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The Stevie Wonder School of Culinary Arts Presents:
5189 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Why so many secrets? 🤔
5185 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Monty Python memes are a goldmine! Invest now for the holy grail of profits!
5176 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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If your great, great, great, great, great Grandad is Irish but you are born in USA, you are NOT IRISH.
5151 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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A whole lot of pain. Thousands of Portugese Man O War jellyfish washed up on a beach in Australia
5146 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Poorly coloured garden hose guaranteed to give you a heart attack
5144 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Bumblebeeboye
5137 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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A Russian 'troll slayer' went undercover at a troll factory and found that hundreds of Russians were working as paid trolls in rotating shifts
5132 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Not Twitter but still gold
5129 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Man sacked, deported from UAE for celebrating NZ mosque shooting
5112 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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HMRB as I parachute off my bike
5111 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Steam Good Gimme Upgabens
5084 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Off to rehab right now. Scariest travel I’ve ever done! Be safe out there y’all. Talk ta ya all in a couple months. This is scarier than ghosts. Tired of friends dying and don’t wanna be one of them. Love y’all.
5054 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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AITA for not wanting my boyfriend to give his Sperm to his lesbian friend and her wife?
5040 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Dave Chappelle calls musician Daniel Caesar's performance "gay" on Instagram live with John Mayer, damage control proceeds.
5037 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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US District Judge Amy Berman Jackson Sentences Paul Manafort to 73 months
5020 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Married for 56 years, couple dies hours apart holding hands
4999 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Water is difficult
4999 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Now that Boy Scouts permit girls, there are only two types of organizations: those for everybody and those exclusively for girls/women.
4978 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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This here is promotional art for my comic book. He's the main character.
4974 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Persona 5: The Royal Trailer Reveal
4969 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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i didnt 🚫 fuck my cat 🐈 . i didnt ❌ cum 💦 on my cat 🙀. i didnt ⛔️ put my dick 🍆anywhere near my cat 😾. Ive never❗️done anything weird 🤪 with my cats 👯♀️ . I promised 👏 myself 😔 i wasnt ❎ going to make apology 😿 videos 🎥 after last years 📅 thing ‼️ so im just trying 🥺 to be as short 👌
4965 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Regular customer's reaction on getting a free cake.
4929 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Stay vigilant, traveler.
4923 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Highly anticipated game The Outer Worlds has been announced as an Epic Game Store exclusive and /r/PCgaming is NOT happy
4916 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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The real reason for LOOT, BALANCE and STORE issues in Anthem
4915 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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BBC News - MPs vote to reject no-deal Brexit
4914 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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The “where the hell is she walking to at this time of night?” starter pack
4888 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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New Bush Consumable Animation!
4885 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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ELI5: Why do humans tend to increase the tempo when clapping, chanting, or keeping the beat?
4883 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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LPT: Don’t shame people for doing things that benefit their health (going to bed early, drinking water during a night out, etc). It might have taken them awhile to acquire this habit and they need their friends on board.
4877 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Safety first, right?
4870 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Two month old clouded leopard at the Nashville Zoo
4837 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Just tried to plug my phone into this outlet sticker
4834 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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LPT: Never sell yourself short in the workplace. Just because what you do for a living may feel easy to you, doesn't meant it's easy for everyone. You are likely more talented than you give yourself credit for.
4826 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Crazy how animals are so programmed to recognize predators on a TV screen that they’ve never encountered and probably never will.
4821 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Funny and kinda sad, but true
4816 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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ELI5 how does nausea work? Does the level or degree to which you feel nauseous have anything to do with surface area of your stomach? Or what mechanism determines how nauseous you feel in a given situation?
4813 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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20 years ago the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia started
4808 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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He is playing guys
4807 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Bald eagle snagging a duck in midair
4804 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Difference between water and beer
4799 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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My neighbours bin has blown over in the wind, rubbish is pouring all over his garden at an alarming rate and someone should really do something. However, he had a house party a couple of nights ago and wouldn't let me sleep so I've decided to leave it for him to sort out.
4780 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Rocket alerts blare in Tel Aviv, loud explosion reported.
4771 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Sugar rush
4769 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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What is something you do to make yourself happier?
4765 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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I'm Waiting!
4763 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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The reaction
4753 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Going fishing
4747 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Toast sandwich
4745 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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In the wake of pells sentencing, this is fitting.
4745 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Ran out of hamburger buns, used bagels instead
4725 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Little man showing off his football skills
4720 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Upstate New York
4719 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Gaming Journalist Calls Protagonist 'Gruff White Male' and Gamers Rise Up.
4715 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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As a Libertarian, I have chosen a side.
4686 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Spread happiness
4684 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Let's take our good name back; we need to talk about islamophobic and racist jokes in the context of our community.
4672 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Balance of Power
4661 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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50 lbs lost - IF is all that’s worked for me.
4661 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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The longest ever ski jump, achieved by Stefan Kraft. The jump was 253.5m or 832ft
4658 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Physics can be mesmerizing
4656 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Of course some kid would do this
4653 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019