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  1. TIL dessert stomach is a real thing, your gut expands upon contact with sugar and therefore makes room for dessert even after having the feeling of being full.

    46725 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  2. TIFU by having the worst sex of my life with a complete stranger and then meeting her mom right afterwards

    46724 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  3. Bratty cousin stole my Netflix password and when I changed it he wants me to it to him.

    46717 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  4. Peter Dinklage when he was a singer in the punk/funk band Whizzy early 1990's

    46705 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  5. Imagine having a government that actually works for the people

    46689 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  6. Two Romanian country kids, Georgian and Andrei, 6 and 9, took the #trashtag challenge without even knowing about it. They were just fed up with the garbage the grownups used to leave on their street.

    46681 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  7. oh , that is Nasty !!!!

    46666 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  8. My 70lb pitbull thinks she’s a lapdog.

    46644 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  9. I love hearing the same jokes everyday

    46634 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  10. ACLU: Black man detained while moving into his own home

    46623 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  11. Glad I’m being punished 7 1/2 years later

    46610 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  12. TIL A teenager fooled an entire school, a car dealership, and police officers that he was the youngest elected State Representative ever. He was escorted around the school, given a tour, and even spoke to the high school students about his involvement in politics.

    46597 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  13. I smell money

    46581 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  14. Borderlands 3 has thought of it all

    46536 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  15. First day on the job

    46520 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  16. Saudi Arabia Is Said to Have Tortured an American Citizen

    46516 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  17. Quick dab

    46491 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  18. I killed some rando dragon the other day, and now its dead body keeps glitching to places where I am. Last night he was chilling on my balcony.

    46432 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  19. Trying to get your drunk friend in the Uber.

    46393 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  20. Thank You From Alex Trebek | JEOPARDY!

    46326 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  21. There are few things in life as joyous as terminating your service with Comcast.

    46325 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  22. Fox News may have given the Trump campaign 2016 debate questions in advance

    46315 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  23. Hey, Reddit, those of you with partners who talk in their sleep; what is the creepiest/weirdest/or most random thing they've said?

    46267 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  24. Cancer patients favor medical marijuana with higher THC, which relieves cancer symptoms and side effects, including chronic pain, weight loss, and nausea. Marijuana higher in CBD, which reduce seizures and inflammation, were more popular among non-cancer patients with epilepsy and MS (n=11,590).

    46258 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  25. Double joepardy doesn’t work here Robert

    46237 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  26. Ex-Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort sentenced to 47 months for fraud in Mueller case

    46229 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  27. are nine year olds to young to be trashy?

    46219 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  28. help those who are in need

    46218 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  29. Momma was exhausted from taking care of pups so Dad brought her a snack

    46212 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  30. Survival games in a nutshell

    46207 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  31. "Good doggo... You are my fren"

    46206 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  32. The perfection of this loop

    46186 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  33. John Oliver fights robocalls… by robocalling Ajit Pai and the FCC - Pai has helped robocallers by failing to issue strict rules, Oliver argues.

    46171 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  34. "Straight men are such awful pigs!"

    46169 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  35. You've just finished having sex, what do you say to make it awkward?

    46167 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  36. Pizza delivery drivers of reddit, what was the most fucked up place you’ve ever stopped at?

    46163 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  37. '90210' and 'Riverdale' Star Luke Perry Dead at 52 After Suffering Stroke

    46160 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  38. Khloe Kardashian murdered after posting advertisement

    46158 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  39. I Love it when he does this

    46137 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  40. Please stop

    46132 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  41. The porn industry wants to start turning historical events into adult films, what are some of the titles they come up with?

    46129 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  42. Sex outside of marriage may soon be legal in Utah

    46098 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  43. It could go on all day

    46089 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  44. The lives we’ve lived

    46080 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  45. Hmmmm

    46071 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  46. TIL That dry counties have 3x the fatality rate of alcohol-related accidents than wet counties, because people drive longer distances for alcohol

    46058 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  47. I work as a financial auditor. When reviewing cash deposits, I found that one of our employees accepted this $100 bill.

    46055 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  48. Michael Cohen Has Email Showing Trump Obstructed Justice by Dangling Pardon

    46043 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  49. Assassin's Creed

    46017 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  50. How the UK government cuts disability benefits.

    45975 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  51. So uh, I'm back lmao. It's been a long time, and I don't think anyone remembers me. Anyhow, this is my locker, and it's now up to 400 something packets of italian dressing.(my last post was 200). How are all of you amazing people doing?

    45917 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  52. This is.. The most beautiful art i've ever seen *sniff* *sniff*

    45897 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  53. Absolute twat needlessly smashes Goose eggs

    45869 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  54. The way it zooms out

    45858 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  55. Clip That Hasn’t Aged Well

    45852 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  56. What weird things happen during sex that nobody warns you about?

    45840 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  57. When a band announces a world tour

    45823 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  58. It‘s really his own fault

    45756 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  59. OP is a janitor. A redditor had his back covered

    45742 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  60. Not in here

    45712 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  61. We’ve all been there

    45665 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  62. I want to be like Dracula

    45657 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  63. Apparently there is a rare occurrence on golf courses that the frost will push all the broken tees up to the surface.

    45653 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  64. Florida Man

    45635 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  65. Owner doesnt need her dog anymore but a new puppy is fine

    45582 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  66. Captain Marvel cosplay by Cutiepiesensei

    45564 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  67. I dont think I've ever met a dog that deserved to be called Bandit as much as this good boy.

    45479 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  68. Shirt gets thrown back!

    45464 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  69. has anyone ordered some quality eyebleach

    45461 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  70. "Trump administration reportedly approves secret nuclear power tech sales to Saudi Arabia".

    45453 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  71. Doing just 10 min to 1 hour of leisure time physical activity such as dancing, walking, or gardening each week is associated with an 18 percent lower risk of death. All exercise, even the smallest, easiest amount, can have lasting benefits.

    45415 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  72. Obama warns that if the world isn't careful, democracy could be in danger: 'Democracy is a garden that has to be tended'

    45373 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  73. Theodore the hamster climbing up stairs

    45350 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  74. Hit-and-run driver leaves a 19 year old victim in a critical condition

    45318 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  75. I’m so sorry everybody.

    45289 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  76. The EU should make train travel in the European countries less expensive and more attractive. So instead of (climate) taxing flight tickets, (Netherlands) lower tax on train travel. Train travel is relatively clean. Travelling should be a EU citizen right despite income.

    45285 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  77. The Perfect Snowball.

    45279 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  78. Anyone else deathly terrified of this guy?

    45241 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  79. fuck you and your kid

    45236 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  80. 'We need help': Anger mounts as Venezuela's worst-ever blackout enters day 4

    45224 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  81. Trump plans to initiate a tarrif war with India because India wants to keep medical devices affordable for Indian patients by placing price caps on knee implants and stents.

    45208 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  82. UPDATE: It's been 24 hours since I accidentally burned a mod and got banned from r/gaming and r/funny without any explanation.

    45196 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  83. Everyone hates the special Olympics, right?

    45159 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  84. Red and Blue is amazing

    45150 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  85. to have your friend's back.

    45127 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  86. My friend owns an amazing little vegan bakery. Apparently they worship satan...

    45121 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  87. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Beware the DNA JUMBLR! ☘️

    45119 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  88. Ocasio-Cortez: "I find it revealing when people mock where I came from, & say they’re going to “send me back to waitressing,” as if that is bad or shameful. It’s as though they think being a member of Congress makes you intrinsically “better” than a waitress. But our job is to serve, not rule."

    45112 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  89. Imagine having to study for an exam right after giving birth to your baby

    45064 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  90. I extracted the color data from 150k images of the moon so you can see where impacts "paint" the moon with different minerals. Wallpaper version and animation linked in the comments [OC]

    45050 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  91. Armadillo problems

    45034 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  92. My roommate kept killing her cactuses so her friend crocheted her some instead

    44995 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  93. The officer is clearly not joking.

    44984 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  94. Fact 1000

    44967 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  95. TIL a Wal-Mart heiress gave back her USC degree when she was exposed to have used another student to complete her school work for years.

    44961 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  96. What's the creepiest place you've been?

    44957 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  97. NoahJ456’s view on the state of Fortnite

    44923 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  98. Facts

    44923 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  99. These Roman columns inside a supermarket in Split, Croatia

    44914 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  100. making comics

    44909 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019