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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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TIL dessert stomach is a real thing, your gut expands upon contact with sugar and therefore makes room for dessert even after having the feeling of being full.
46725 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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TIFU by having the worst sex of my life with a complete stranger and then meeting her mom right afterwards
46724 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Bratty cousin stole my Netflix password and when I changed it he wants me to it to him.
46717 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Peter Dinklage when he was a singer in the punk/funk band Whizzy early 1990's
46705 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Imagine having a government that actually works for the people
46689 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Two Romanian country kids, Georgian and Andrei, 6 and 9, took the #trashtag challenge without even knowing about it. They were just fed up with the garbage the grownups used to leave on their street.
46681 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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oh , that is Nasty !!!!
46666 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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My 70lb pitbull thinks she’s a lapdog.
46644 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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I love hearing the same jokes everyday
46634 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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ACLU: Black man detained while moving into his own home
46623 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Glad I’m being punished 7 1/2 years later
46610 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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TIL A teenager fooled an entire school, a car dealership, and police officers that he was the youngest elected State Representative ever. He was escorted around the school, given a tour, and even spoke to the high school students about his involvement in politics.
46597 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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I smell money
46581 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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Borderlands 3 has thought of it all
46536 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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First day on the job
46520 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Saudi Arabia Is Said to Have Tortured an American Citizen
46516 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Quick dab
46491 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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I killed some rando dragon the other day, and now its dead body keeps glitching to places where I am. Last night he was chilling on my balcony.
46432 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Trying to get your drunk friend in the Uber.
46393 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Thank You From Alex Trebek | JEOPARDY!
46326 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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There are few things in life as joyous as terminating your service with Comcast.
46325 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Fox News may have given the Trump campaign 2016 debate questions in advance
46315 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Hey, Reddit, those of you with partners who talk in their sleep; what is the creepiest/weirdest/or most random thing they've said?
46267 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Cancer patients favor medical marijuana with higher THC, which relieves cancer symptoms and side effects, including chronic pain, weight loss, and nausea. Marijuana higher in CBD, which reduce seizures and inflammation, were more popular among non-cancer patients with epilepsy and MS (n=11,590).
46258 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Double joepardy doesn’t work here Robert
46237 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Ex-Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort sentenced to 47 months for fraud in Mueller case
46229 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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are nine year olds to young to be trashy?
46219 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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help those who are in need
46218 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Momma was exhausted from taking care of pups so Dad brought her a snack
46212 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019
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Survival games in a nutshell
46207 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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"Good doggo... You are my fren"
46206 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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The perfection of this loop
46186 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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John Oliver fights robocalls… by robocalling Ajit Pai and the FCC - Pai has helped robocallers by failing to issue strict rules, Oliver argues.
46171 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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"Straight men are such awful pigs!"
46169 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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You've just finished having sex, what do you say to make it awkward?
46167 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Pizza delivery drivers of reddit, what was the most fucked up place you’ve ever stopped at?
46163 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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'90210' and 'Riverdale' Star Luke Perry Dead at 52 After Suffering Stroke
46160 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Khloe Kardashian murdered after posting advertisement
46158 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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I Love it when he does this
46137 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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Please stop
46132 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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The porn industry wants to start turning historical events into adult films, what are some of the titles they come up with?
46129 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Sex outside of marriage may soon be legal in Utah
46098 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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It could go on all day
46089 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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The lives we’ve lived
46080 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Hmmmm
46071 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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TIL That dry counties have 3x the fatality rate of alcohol-related accidents than wet counties, because people drive longer distances for alcohol
46058 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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I work as a financial auditor. When reviewing cash deposits, I found that one of our employees accepted this $100 bill.
46055 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Michael Cohen Has Email Showing Trump Obstructed Justice by Dangling Pardon
46043 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Assassin's Creed
46017 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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How the UK government cuts disability benefits.
45975 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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So uh, I'm back lmao. It's been a long time, and I don't think anyone remembers me. Anyhow, this is my locker, and it's now up to 400 something packets of italian dressing.(my last post was 200). How are all of you amazing people doing?
45917 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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This is.. The most beautiful art i've ever seen *sniff* *sniff*
45897 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Absolute twat needlessly smashes Goose eggs
45869 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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The way it zooms out
45858 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Clip That Hasn’t Aged Well
45852 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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What weird things happen during sex that nobody warns you about?
45840 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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When a band announces a world tour
45823 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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It‘s really his own fault
45756 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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OP is a janitor. A redditor had his back covered
45742 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Not in here
45712 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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We’ve all been there
45665 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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I want to be like Dracula
45657 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Apparently there is a rare occurrence on golf courses that the frost will push all the broken tees up to the surface.
45653 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Florida Man
45635 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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Owner doesnt need her dog anymore but a new puppy is fine
45582 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Captain Marvel cosplay by Cutiepiesensei
45564 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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I dont think I've ever met a dog that deserved to be called Bandit as much as this good boy.
45479 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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Shirt gets thrown back!
45464 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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has anyone ordered some quality eyebleach
45461 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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"Trump administration reportedly approves secret nuclear power tech sales to Saudi Arabia".
45453 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Doing just 10 min to 1 hour of leisure time physical activity such as dancing, walking, or gardening each week is associated with an 18 percent lower risk of death. All exercise, even the smallest, easiest amount, can have lasting benefits.
45415 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Obama warns that if the world isn't careful, democracy could be in danger: 'Democracy is a garden that has to be tended'
45373 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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Theodore the hamster climbing up stairs
45350 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Hit-and-run driver leaves a 19 year old victim in a critical condition
45318 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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I’m so sorry everybody.
45289 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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The EU should make train travel in the European countries less expensive and more attractive. So instead of (climate) taxing flight tickets, (Netherlands) lower tax on train travel. Train travel is relatively clean. Travelling should be a EU citizen right despite income.
45285 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019
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The Perfect Snowball.
45279 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Anyone else deathly terrified of this guy?
45241 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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fuck you and your kid
45236 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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'We need help': Anger mounts as Venezuela's worst-ever blackout enters day 4
45224 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Trump plans to initiate a tarrif war with India because India wants to keep medical devices affordable for Indian patients by placing price caps on knee implants and stents.
45208 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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UPDATE: It's been 24 hours since I accidentally burned a mod and got banned from r/gaming and r/funny without any explanation.
45196 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Everyone hates the special Olympics, right?
45159 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Red and Blue is amazing
45150 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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to have your friend's back.
45127 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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My friend owns an amazing little vegan bakery. Apparently they worship satan...
45121 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Beware the DNA JUMBLR! ☘️
45119 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Ocasio-Cortez: "I find it revealing when people mock where I came from, & say they’re going to “send me back to waitressing,” as if that is bad or shameful. It’s as though they think being a member of Congress makes you intrinsically “better” than a waitress. But our job is to serve, not rule."
45112 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Imagine having to study for an exam right after giving birth to your baby
45064 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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I extracted the color data from 150k images of the moon so you can see where impacts "paint" the moon with different minerals. Wallpaper version and animation linked in the comments [OC]
45050 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Armadillo problems
45034 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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My roommate kept killing her cactuses so her friend crocheted her some instead
44995 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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The officer is clearly not joking.
44984 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Fact 1000
44967 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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TIL a Wal-Mart heiress gave back her USC degree when she was exposed to have used another student to complete her school work for years.
44961 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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What's the creepiest place you've been?
44957 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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NoahJ456’s view on the state of Fortnite
44923 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Facts
44923 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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These Roman columns inside a supermarket in Split, Croatia
44914 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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making comics
44909 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019