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  1. If only there was that banana sign!

    17533 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  2. I'm bored of all the women and relationship related posts here, so what are your favorite metal bands?

    17526 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  3. 2meirl4meirl

    17520 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  4. I’d love this

    17514 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  5. Man films a tornado that destroys his house and shows the aftermath

    17499 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  6. This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright

    17498 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  7. I betrayed my dog

    17485 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  8. TIL when Robert E Lee and the Confederate army surrendered, Union soldiers saluted them and gave them rations (the confederate soldiers were starving). Normally victorious armies would taunt defeated ones, but Ulysses S Grant respected the Confederates too much and ordered that they be treated well.

    17479 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  9. Bill Nye comes out in support of Green New Deal: Ocasio-Cortez 'gets it'

    17476 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  10. 'There's nothing routine about this': Barr's move to send Mueller's report to the White House before the public sets off alarm bells

    17472 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  11. That one must hurt

    17472 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  12. Former DEA official now working for OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma

    17468 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  13. TIL California councilman, Lan Diep, was sworn in using his Captain America shield instead of a bible

    17463 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  14. Not sure if this counts... Kangaroo Rat spin kicks Rattlesnake

    17446 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  15. Since cows have been pretty popular lately, here’s just a normal doggo.

    17443 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  16. TIL in ancient Egypt, under the decree of Ptolemy II, all ships visiting the city were obliged to surrender their books to the library of Alexandria and be copied. The original would be kept in the library and the copy given back to the owner.

    17437 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  17. My best friend is turning 11 this month!

    17425 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  18. In the last five years, Kenya's poaching rates have dropped by 85% for rhinos and 78% for elephants

    17424 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  19. 2meirl4meirl

    17423 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  20. 🚨RED ALERT🚨 🚨RED ALERT🚨. SUBGAP HAS DROPPED BELOW 5,000!!! ACT NOW! 🚨RED ALERT🚨 🚨RED ALERT🚨 get #subscribetopewdiepie trending!

    17417 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  21. You're a good person and it shows

    17416 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  22. Ain't no narc

    17412 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  23. To hop the fence

    17407 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  24. Anon asks a question

    17407 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  25. Invest now and watch as your profits rain from the sky!

    17405 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  26. All my friends are turning on me (19f) because I want to live with my dad "forever".

    17401 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  27. True story

    17383 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  28. Taking a picture of a kitten when...

    17381 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  29. Ceiling of a mosque in Iran

    17377 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  30. Cat discovering it has ears.

    17369 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  31. What have you done?

    17363 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  32. Apologies if youve already seen a lizard balancing berries on its head today

    17362 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  33. Remember to wave

    17360 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  34. Tasmanian devils 'adapting to coexist with cancer', suggests a new study in the journal Ecology, which found the animals' immune system to be modifying to combat the Devil Facial Tumour Disease (DFTD). Forecast for next 100 years - 57% of scenarios see DFTD fading out and 22% predict coexistence.

    17342 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  35. Photographer Aydın Büyüktaş spent two months plotting and exploring the country with Google Maps before unveiling these warped, Interstellar-like views of the world.

    17339 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  36. TIL San Diego Zoo had an orangutan named Ken who escaped several times. During his escapes, he just wandered around the zoo & looked at all the animals in their enclosures. One time, he went to the enclosure of another orangutan he disliked & threw rocks at him.

    17338 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  37. Jerkwad tries to buy a $2 coffee with a $100 bill, every week, on the day banks are closed. My manager has had enough.

    17335 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  38. I want you to meet Kali. Old dogs are as cute as puppies.

    17305 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  39. Winter is coming. Better sleep straight

    17297 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  40. Mace Windu when he hears about the new library

    17285 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  41. Killed by Google - A tribute and log of beloved products and services killed by Google

    17284 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  42. The prettiest flower

    17276 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  43. Another one

    17273 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019

  44. Anon learns how to cheat

    17269 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  45. If you do get poked, please see the doctor.

    17267 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  46. She barks to call him. He comes, they rub and greet each other and they go for a walk.

    17263 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  47. TIFU by failing spectacularly at pranking my husband

    17262 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  48. When your sexism backfires

    17258 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  49. The best part? I decided to answer some emails while waiting for my new flight because I was bored. My boss complimented my work ethic for going the extra mile on the weekend, then told me to stop working. Quadruple win.

    17256 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  50. Man's second wife murders the third wife with the help of the first wife's daughter and boyfriend.

    17231 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  51. I did some number crunching to figure out how much value you can get from your 950 Apex Coins.

    17227 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  52. Best wishes

    17214 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  53. Yellow Mountain, China. BY Max Rive, [1080x1350]px

    17203 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  54. Peta is a goldmine for these things

    17202 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  55. Do you ever get sad finishing a book because you enjoyed reading it so much?

    17184 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  56. Humans have put a man on the moon, landed drones on mars, and taken pictures of the galaxy not visible to the naked eye. We still don’t have the ability to deselect a floor button on an elevator.

    17175 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  57. JUST STOP!

    17171 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  58. This little girl’s daddy painted her as the Mona Lisa

    17168 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  59. This beautiful piece of art.

    17165 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  60. What's the most professional way you've heard/said, "Fuck you," in the work place?

    17157 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  61. Arthur Morgan in a nutshell:

    17156 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  62. sneak attack

    17155 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  63. I always forget about this until I hear it again 😆

    17147 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  64. White House misses Democrats' deadline to turn over docs

    17121 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  65. This is my grandma. She’s 95. Every Tuesday and Thursday she drives to my house and I drive her into town for exercise (and get her hair done on Thursdays) She is the most amazing person I’ve ever met. She says she’s aiming for 115

    17116 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  66. Everyone, this is Melvin. Melvin is a custodian at my high school and he’s one of the best people I’ve met. He’s super friendly and always greets students. We are trying to get him on the stage for graduation as a way of saying thanks and because he’s a essential part of our high school experience.

    17114 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  67. I am about to lose my shit

    17087 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  68. Push yourself...........

    17079 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  69. Mom Dad feel that I grew really fast.🏃😍🐿️

    17075 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  70. That annoying kid on your school bus starterpack

    17067 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  71. 🔥 Purple snail found in Australia 🔥

    17063 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  72. AITA for leaving my fiance over his reaction to me getting a student suspended

    17063 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  73. My GF of 5 years (27F) broke her phone and I (32M) lent her my backup phone. All her photos were saved to my Google Photos account. That’s how I found out she cheated on me with common friends. Please wake me up.

    17058 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  74. What If We Detonated All Nuclear Bombs at Once?

    17054 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  75. Delicious Blanket

    17051 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  76. I also met Paul Rudd this weekend. Sorry Paul.

    17049 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  77. Senator Fraser Anning isn't so tough when he doesn't have his backup to choke a 17 year old

    17046 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  78. ‘No jobs on a dead planet’: Students around the world strike for more action on climate change | Friday’s rallies were one of the biggest international climate change actions yet, involving hundreds of thousands of students in more than 100 countries

    17039 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  79. Hedgehog skeleton

    17037 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  80. Pelosi says Democrats to introduce bill to bring back net neutrality this week

    17033 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  81. Russia’s passive-aggressive reaction to SpaceX may mask a deeper truth

    17028 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  82. I'm 23 today. Make it hurt.

    17024 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  83. I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.

    17023 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  84. Feeling a lot like Ron today.

    17023 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  85. 🧀

    17022 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  86. Russia put into perspective...

    17021 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  87. You guys ready?

    17015 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  88. Found this gem at our local Exxon station

    17002 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  89. Wizard of Oz was one of the first movies to truly capture my imagination. Here is my fan art dedicated to that timeless classic.

    17000 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  90. [Image] Sometimes it helps to be reminded

    16999 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  91. Taxi driver "roughs up" an Uber driver but it is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

    16996 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  92. Otter grabbing its feet as it cuddles its plush toy for a nap

    16990 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  93. margin-left: -16px;

    16982 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  94. TIFU by attempting to break up a bar fight.

    16978 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  95. Have a seat

    16978 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  96. John Lennon was a piece of crap person and a piece of crap singer who doesn't deserve the hype around his life.

    16972 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  97. What is something you found out you do “wrong” once you got married?

    16968 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  98. Why do Parents in porn always look so fucking stupid

    16964 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  99. Anon is in a midlife crisis

    16961 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  100. Can I keep it?

    16934 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019