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Reddit (Mar 2019)
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If only there was that banana sign!
17533 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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I'm bored of all the women and relationship related posts here, so what are your favorite metal bands?
17526 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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2meirl4meirl
17520 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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I’d love this
17514 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Man films a tornado that destroys his house and shows the aftermath
17499 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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This veterinarian has a comfort dog assistant that helps sick dog patients know that everything will be alright
17498 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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I betrayed my dog
17485 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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TIL when Robert E Lee and the Confederate army surrendered, Union soldiers saluted them and gave them rations (the confederate soldiers were starving). Normally victorious armies would taunt defeated ones, but Ulysses S Grant respected the Confederates too much and ordered that they be treated well.
17479 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Bill Nye comes out in support of Green New Deal: Ocasio-Cortez 'gets it'
17476 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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'There's nothing routine about this': Barr's move to send Mueller's report to the White House before the public sets off alarm bells
17472 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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That one must hurt
17472 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Former DEA official now working for OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma
17468 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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TIL California councilman, Lan Diep, was sworn in using his Captain America shield instead of a bible
17463 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019
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Not sure if this counts... Kangaroo Rat spin kicks Rattlesnake
17446 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Since cows have been pretty popular lately, here’s just a normal doggo.
17443 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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TIL in ancient Egypt, under the decree of Ptolemy II, all ships visiting the city were obliged to surrender their books to the library of Alexandria and be copied. The original would be kept in the library and the copy given back to the owner.
17437 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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My best friend is turning 11 this month!
17425 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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In the last five years, Kenya's poaching rates have dropped by 85% for rhinos and 78% for elephants
17424 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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2meirl4meirl
17423 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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17417 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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You're a good person and it shows
17416 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Ain't no narc
17412 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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To hop the fence
17407 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Anon asks a question
17407 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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Invest now and watch as your profits rain from the sky!
17405 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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All my friends are turning on me (19f) because I want to live with my dad "forever".
17401 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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True story
17383 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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Taking a picture of a kitten when...
17381 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Ceiling of a mosque in Iran
17377 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Cat discovering it has ears.
17369 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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What have you done?
17363 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Apologies if youve already seen a lizard balancing berries on its head today
17362 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019
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Remember to wave
17360 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Tasmanian devils 'adapting to coexist with cancer', suggests a new study in the journal Ecology, which found the animals' immune system to be modifying to combat the Devil Facial Tumour Disease (DFTD). Forecast for next 100 years - 57% of scenarios see DFTD fading out and 22% predict coexistence.
17342 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019
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Photographer Aydın Büyüktaş spent two months plotting and exploring the country with Google Maps before unveiling these warped, Interstellar-like views of the world.
17339 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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TIL San Diego Zoo had an orangutan named Ken who escaped several times. During his escapes, he just wandered around the zoo & looked at all the animals in their enclosures. One time, he went to the enclosure of another orangutan he disliked & threw rocks at him.
17338 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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Jerkwad tries to buy a $2 coffee with a $100 bill, every week, on the day banks are closed. My manager has had enough.
17335 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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I want you to meet Kali. Old dogs are as cute as puppies.
17305 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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Winter is coming. Better sleep straight
17297 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Mace Windu when he hears about the new library
17285 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Killed by Google - A tribute and log of beloved products and services killed by Google
17284 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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The prettiest flower
17276 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Another one
17273 upvotes • comment • mar 25, 2019
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Anon learns how to cheat
17269 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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If you do get poked, please see the doctor.
17267 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019
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She barks to call him. He comes, they rub and greet each other and they go for a walk.
17263 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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TIFU by failing spectacularly at pranking my husband
17262 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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When your sexism backfires
17258 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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The best part? I decided to answer some emails while waiting for my new flight because I was bored. My boss complimented my work ethic for going the extra mile on the weekend, then told me to stop working. Quadruple win.
17256 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Man's second wife murders the third wife with the help of the first wife's daughter and boyfriend.
17231 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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I did some number crunching to figure out how much value you can get from your 950 Apex Coins.
17227 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Best wishes
17214 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Yellow Mountain, China. BY Max Rive, [1080x1350]px
17203 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Peta is a goldmine for these things
17202 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Do you ever get sad finishing a book because you enjoyed reading it so much?
17184 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019
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Humans have put a man on the moon, landed drones on mars, and taken pictures of the galaxy not visible to the naked eye. We still don’t have the ability to deselect a floor button on an elevator.
17175 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019
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JUST STOP!
17171 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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This little girl’s daddy painted her as the Mona Lisa
17168 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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This beautiful piece of art.
17165 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019
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What's the most professional way you've heard/said, "Fuck you," in the work place?
17157 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019
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Arthur Morgan in a nutshell:
17156 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019
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sneak attack
17155 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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I always forget about this until I hear it again 😆
17147 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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White House misses Democrats' deadline to turn over docs
17121 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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This is my grandma. She’s 95. Every Tuesday and Thursday she drives to my house and I drive her into town for exercise (and get her hair done on Thursdays) She is the most amazing person I’ve ever met. She says she’s aiming for 115
17116 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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Everyone, this is Melvin. Melvin is a custodian at my high school and he’s one of the best people I’ve met. He’s super friendly and always greets students. We are trying to get him on the stage for graduation as a way of saying thanks and because he’s a essential part of our high school experience.
17114 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019
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I am about to lose my shit
17087 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019
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Push yourself...........
17079 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Mom Dad feel that I grew really fast.🏃😍🐿️
17075 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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That annoying kid on your school bus starterpack
17067 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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🔥 Purple snail found in Australia 🔥
17063 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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AITA for leaving my fiance over his reaction to me getting a student suspended
17063 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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My GF of 5 years (27F) broke her phone and I (32M) lent her my backup phone. All her photos were saved to my Google Photos account. That’s how I found out she cheated on me with common friends. Please wake me up.
17058 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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What If We Detonated All Nuclear Bombs at Once?
17054 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Delicious Blanket
17051 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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I also met Paul Rudd this weekend. Sorry Paul.
17049 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019
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Senator Fraser Anning isn't so tough when he doesn't have his backup to choke a 17 year old
17046 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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‘No jobs on a dead planet’: Students around the world strike for more action on climate change | Friday’s rallies were one of the biggest international climate change actions yet, involving hundreds of thousands of students in more than 100 countries
17039 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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Hedgehog skeleton
17037 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019
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Pelosi says Democrats to introduce bill to bring back net neutrality this week
17033 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Russia’s passive-aggressive reaction to SpaceX may mask a deeper truth
17028 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019
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I'm 23 today. Make it hurt.
17024 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019
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I met a girl at a club the other night & she told me she'd show me a good time.
17023 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019
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Feeling a lot like Ron today.
17023 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019
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🧀
17022 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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Russia put into perspective...
17021 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019
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You guys ready?
17015 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Found this gem at our local Exxon station
17002 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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Wizard of Oz was one of the first movies to truly capture my imagination. Here is my fan art dedicated to that timeless classic.
17000 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019
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[Image] Sometimes it helps to be reminded
16999 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019
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Taxi driver "roughs up" an Uber driver but it is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
16996 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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Otter grabbing its feet as it cuddles its plush toy for a nap
16990 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019
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margin-left: -16px;
16982 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019
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TIFU by attempting to break up a bar fight.
16978 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019
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Have a seat
16978 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019
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John Lennon was a piece of crap person and a piece of crap singer who doesn't deserve the hype around his life.
16972 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019
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What is something you found out you do “wrong” once you got married?
16968 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019
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Why do Parents in porn always look so fucking stupid
16964 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019
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Anon is in a midlife crisis
16961 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019
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Can I keep it?
16934 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019