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  1. TIL Daniele Nardello is technically the winner of both the 1999 and 2000 Tour de France's, as everyone who placed above him (including Lance Armstrong who got 1st in both years) has tested positive for using drugs. He originally placed 7th in 1999 and 10th in 2000.

    55962 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  2. So true.

    55939 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  3. Missouri Police Search for Marijuana in a Stage 4 Cancer Patient's Hospital Room

    55905 upvotes • comment • mar 10, 2019

  4. Blue Balls

    55904 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  5. Tumblr lost almost 100 million site visits one month after porn ban.

    55870 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  6. first meme

    55854 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  7. Listen here, You idiot

    55850 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  8. Mr. Moseby being a wholesome dad

    55816 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  9. Woman reads fine print on insurance policy, wins $10,000 in hidden contest

    55809 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  10. Ready, set, snoot!

    55802 upvotes • comment • mar 22, 2019

  11. The ending of Back to the Future is shared by the opening sequence of Back to the Future: Part II. However due to recasting Jennifer and the five years that had past for Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd, the sequence was completely reshot for the second film.

    55727 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  12. O.G

    55698 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  13. True Love

    55647 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  14. LED fan programmed to display my old dog and I on the beach

    55575 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  15. Good times

    55537 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  16. UPDATE, AITA for despising my mentally handicap sister?

    55501 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  17. TIL the G-Spot was going to be called the “Whipple Tickle” after its discoverer, Dr Beverley Whipple, but Whipple wanted it named after Dr Ernst Grafenberg, who was the first to suggest the presence of some kind of sensitive area, instead

    55497 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  18. Are reptiles allowed here? He sure hopes so

    55475 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  19. Little graduate

    55459 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  20. One of the saddest stories in Pokémon...

    55459 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  21. Race car neatly disassembles itself after being hit.

    55453 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  22. My grandson and I take up the #trashtag challenge on Izamu beach in #Fukuoka #Japan

    55426 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  23. Dear Ubisoft, please don't place a scared dog if you're not gonna let me pet him/her.

    55416 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  24. Out of sight out of mind

    55370 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  25. TIL Warren Buffett plans on giving only a small fraction of his weath to his children when he dies, stating "you should leave your children enough so they can do anything, but not enough so they can do nothing." He instead will donate nearly all of his wealth to charitable foundations.

    55285 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  26. What is a measure of success?

    55259 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  27. A semi-sentient malicious piece of code trying to escape deletion at all costs [Recompile]

    55236 upvotes • comment • mar 06, 2019

  28. At least 13 civilians, including 9 children and a village's lone doctor, were killed in an American airstrike in Naser Khil in eastern Afghanistan

    55230 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  29. TIL Science shows that the Egg came first, not the Chicken. 1. The first egg was laid by a bird that was not a chicken. 2. The first amniotic (hard-shelled) egg laid on land was around 312 million years ago. Chickens are domesticated descendants of red junglefowl from at most 8000 years ago.

    55230 upvotes • comment • mar 24, 2019

  30. Valonia ventricosa, the largest single-celled organism on earth. Yep, this is a single living cell.

    55229 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  31. Texas woman, 33, dies after large rock thrown from overpass crashes through car’s windshield

    55227 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  32. Youtubers are now literally just reading Reddit posts and making money off of it.

    55226 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  33. Shannon Elizabeth on set of “Jay and Silent Bob: Reboot!”

    55190 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  34. Im bad at titles

    55174 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  35. Keep them employed

    55152 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  36. YouTube disabled the comment section of the channel Special Books by Special Kids under the guise of thwarting predatory behavior, despite the fact that this channels sole purpose is to give kids and adults with disabilities a platform for their voice to be heard.

    55098 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  37. Me in my Snoopy sweater in 1981 and my son in the same sweater in 2017

    55056 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  38. TIL Alec Guinness agreed to be in Star Wars (Obi-Wan Kenobi) only after his initial salary was doubled, and that he would receive 2.25% of all gross royalties paid to George Lucas, and never have to make a publicity appearance.

    54997 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  39. Sad but true

    54940 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  40. Michael Cohen implicated Trump in at least 11 different felonies

    54895 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  41. Speed bump and cross walk signs in Iceland look like alien abduction

    54858 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  42. BuT hE’s aLWAyS BeEN sO HoNesT

    54854 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  43. Someone make this into a movie right now!

    54840 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  44. Lebron James and his wife Savannah during his 2003 rookie season (Top) and again in 2019 (Bottom). Thats what you call growing and flourishing together.

    54828 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  45. The sunset off the coast of Oregon is unreal! 😍😍

    54810 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  46. A banner at the pro-EU march in London where one million people have turned out to protest

    54801 upvotes • comment • mar 23, 2019

  47. I bark, therefore I am.

    54752 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  48. Such a good boy

    54745 upvotes • comment • mar 15, 2019

  49. A ghost will haunt you forever. You can choose who he/she was before dying. Who's your ghost?

    54728 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  50. A man guards his family from the cannibals during The Madras famine of 1877 at the time of British Raj, India

    54692 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  51. In Dartmouth, Devon, there is a place called Dead Man's Cross. Long ago, criminals were hanged there. Now, residents are spooked by this unintentional shadow, created by the nearby road sign.

    54690 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  52. London is maddest place

    54665 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  53. Advice for Dads.

    54659 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  54. I work as a background extra in Los Angeles, here a compilation of the stuff i've been in

    54568 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019

  55. My friend built this table completely from the hockey sticks he used during his career

    54501 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  56. Drawing Rambo using Andrew Jackson's face on a $20 bill

    54472 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  57. One big happy family ♥...

    54467 upvotes • comment • mar 02, 2019

  58. verified twitter checkmark endorses rape

    54448 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  59. Bed time... Good night!

    54429 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  60. During World War II, it was common for soldiers to keep family photos under clear grips on their 1911 pistols. They were called “Sweetheart Grips.”

    54417 upvotes • comment • mar 01, 2019

  61. Dust Devil forming at foot of a Mayan temple

    54400 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  62. AOC for the point.

    54392 upvotes • comment • mar 04, 2019

  63. Addiction

    54392 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  64. Laser printing on a shirt

    54374 upvotes • comment • mar 03, 2019

  65. Killing all the military worshippers

    54370 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  66. My grandfather in the 1950s and myself currently. Both mid 20s. Genetics is mad yo!

    54336 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  67. The correct way to wake up a dog

    54226 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  68. HAPPY UPDATE: It has been 7 months since we learned that my wife (34F) can’t have kids and she still has not “gotten over” it. I (35M) am seriously considering a divorce.

    54195 upvotes • comment • mar 21, 2019

  69. Replacing all my posters with this artwork.

    54185 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  70. Sometimes you just can’t wait

    54174 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  71. What is a unique “game” you played as a child?

    54057 upvotes • comment • mar 05, 2019

  72. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

    54035 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  73. 1991 my birthday. Long Island, New York.

    53991 upvotes • comment • mar 08, 2019

  74. Did he just

    53962 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  75. Wooden playgrounds

    53898 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  76. I can’t help but read every poster I see in Portal 2, this one made me chuckle.

    53826 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  77. If the earth was flat, you can bet the edge would be one of the biggest tourist attractions in the world

    53824 upvotes • comment • mar 14, 2019

  78. What is your mom's catchphrase?

    53783 upvotes • comment • mar 07, 2019

  79. My area rug is moving

    53771 upvotes • comment • mar 30, 2019

  80. to lie about a suicide attempt

    53728 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  81. duh-nuh... duh-nuh... duh-nuh duh-nuh duh-nuhduhnuhduhnuh

    53677 upvotes • comment • mar 18, 2019

  82. Larry Croft womb raider

    53658 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  83. These religious solicitors after seeing a no solicitation sign

    53584 upvotes • comment • mar 13, 2019

  84. In Home Alone, Uncle Franks says “look what you did you little jerk” to Kevin’s face. Meanwhile Kevin’s dad just sat there while his brother verbally abused his son. Peter McCallister was a bad dad BEFORE he forgot Kevin on 2 separate trips. Maybe that’s why Kevin was acting out in the first place.

    53577 upvotes • comment • mar 11, 2019

  85. Reindeer under the Aurora Borealis

    53574 upvotes • comment • mar 28, 2019

  86. 24 hours ago, this sweetheart was a stray who kept running away from me.

    53493 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  87. Twitter User Discovers Reality-Defying Impossibility in the MCU

    53454 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  88. An Overhead View of Terminal 4 at LAX

    53428 upvotes • comment • mar 27, 2019

  89. Trump said he wouldn’t cut Medicaid, Social Security, and Medicare. His 2020 budget cuts all 3.

    53420 upvotes • comment • mar 12, 2019

  90. Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey

    53301 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  91. In the first Harry Potter, Ron's spell to turn Scabbers yellow doesn't work, not because it's ineffective, but because Scabbers isn't actually a rat.

    53259 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  92. “Wtf! Did you see that?!”

    53248 upvotes • comment • mar 26, 2019

  93. Antivaxxer claims to be a Marine despite the US military vaccine requirements.

    53248 upvotes • comment • mar 19, 2019

  94. The absolute madlad stops Chinese con-artist

    53205 upvotes • comment • mar 20, 2019

  95. This rock cross section looks like the ocean

    53194 upvotes • comment • mar 09, 2019

  96. Time lapse of the Chicago River being dyed green for St Patrick's Day

    53165 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  97. This gif, created by Google product developer Clay Bavor, puts the 747 and SR-71 aircraft speeds into perspective compared to New Horizons spacecraft. 36,000 mph ~ 58,000 km/h was the speed reached at launch (Atlas V third stage cut off)

    53132 upvotes • comment • mar 17, 2019

  98. The nod of acceptance at the end just says it all.

    53114 upvotes • comment • mar 16, 2019

  99. During a terrible fire in a 22-storey building in Dhaka, Bangladesh yesterday, which claimed the lives of multiple people, this kid noticed a leak on the water hose which was being used by firemen to tackle the blaze so he sat on it using a plastic bag to stop the leakage.

    53096 upvotes • comment • mar 29, 2019

  100. Good boy with a secret message

    53088 upvotes • comment • mar 31, 2019