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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. Dog immediately recognizes it's owner

    48707 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  2. Which conspiracy theory do you believe is true?

    48689 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  3. My 4 year old nephew about killed me last night at 2 am. He moved his child sized storm trooper into the hall next to the bathroom.

    48678 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  4. Mona Lisa

    48623 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  5. A wild Karen appears... and slaps a cop

    48600 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  6. Made me smile.

    48575 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  7. Got my blanket and my Binky!

    48565 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  8. TIL lawns before WWII were usually a mix of grass and clover. Herbicide companies in the 50s mounted a major advertising campaign to convince homeowners clover was a weed, because their new herbicides killed clover but not grass

    48558 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  9. Please

    48552 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  10. Nebraska Universities to Offer Free Tuition to Nebraska Students with Family Incomes of $60,000 or Less

    48543 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  11. Tribes Were Supposed To Get $8 Billion In COVID-19 Aid. They’ve Gotten $0.

    48526 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  12. The Kailasa temple was carved out of one single rock

    48515 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  13. Save the world

    48490 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  14. I'm gonna be a comedian.

    48475 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  15. Putting reddit before your pets health

    48423 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  16. Caught this dude while setting up my telescope

    48419 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  17. A mother plier feeding its wrenchlings.

    48417 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  18. Boston Globe prints 15 pages of obituaries in its Sunday issue |

    48400 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  19. I'm pretty sure it was just an excuse to make us come to boring meetings

    48377 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  20. What do you genuinely not understand?

    48371 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  21. My cat Luna is 19 years old and is still doing well!

    48366 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  22. Quick, portable and made-in-Canada: Rapid COVID-19 test kits approved, shipping out | CBC News

    48343 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  23. Utah County, which is 88.1% Mormon and one of the most religiously homogeneous counties in the entire country, sees 75% increase in domestic violence 911 calls during pandemic.

    48342 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  24. Supportive Grandpa.

    48285 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  25. My nana texted me and said "Papa gave her a stool so she could look out the window."

    48282 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  26. People who base their self-worth on their financial success feel pressure to focus most of their efforts on making more money rather than on building their relationships with family and friends, and, as a result, often end up feeling isolated and lonely

    48257 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  27. TX Woman Dies Of COVID After Posting Facebook Rant: “You Don’t Need Sanitizer, You Need Faith And Guns”

    48218 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  28. Protesters in Texas ignore social distancing, oppose lockdown

    48197 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  29. That face of Regret

    48194 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  30. Day 21 of Quarantine: I’m still drunk

    48191 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  31. Redditors who are married to Karens, how is it like?

    48190 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  32. Dad reaction to his baby’s first steps

    48190 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  33. LPT: buy yourself a pack of socks, and put them away. When you are having a bad day, throw a pair on. There are few things nicer than a brand new pair of socks.

    48165 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  34. Protesters gather outside of officer's home following the "Playdate Protest" arrest.

    48164 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  35. Tyler Perry paid the grocery bills for all shoppers during senior hour Wednesday morning at 44 Kroger supermarkets in metro Atlanta and 29 more in his hometown of New Orleans.

    48162 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  36. 'Exciting movie, luckily dad is there to comfort us.

    48142 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  37. A nurse from Wyckoff Medical Center in Brooklyn.

    48142 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  38. U.S. Passes 1 million COVID Cases

    48132 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  39. Lemme just enter the road without checking if someone is comming or not

    48132 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  40. Hot dog chain Nathan’s Famous will return the $1.2 million it received as a federal small business rescue loan

    48115 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  41. Result of my painting live stream yesterday!

    48100 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  42. The best one from this thread

    48094 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  43. If you begin "Apollo 13" at 9:17pm ET tonight, Tom Hanks will utter the infamous, "Houston, we have a problem" line *exactly* 50 years after Jim Lovell said it for real - 10:08pm, on April 13, 1970.

    48087 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  44. Juggling Skils

    48073 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  45. Shortcake is here to offer you soft pittie smiles

    48057 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  46. Rolls of toilet paper used per person per year [OC]

    48056 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  47. Seatbelts = Vaccines

    48045 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  48. 2020 - a rollercoaster

    48040 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  49. Girl with a tennis ball earring

    48032 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  50. If Trump Thinks It’s Safe for His Followers to Gather at Protests, Why Won’t He Attend One?

    48027 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  51. One of my neighbours is giving a “blind date with a book” to anyone passing by

    48025 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  52. If the Postal Service Dies, So Does Democracy — Republicans are now trying to kill the post office and mail-in voting.

    48015 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  53. If a premium version of sleep were to exist, what features would it include?

    48014 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  54. Hospital Visits Declined After Sulfur Dioxide Reductions from Louisville-Area Coal Plants. A new study found a 55 percent reduction in lung-irritating pollutants and 400 fewer hospital admissions after one coal plant closed and others added scrubbers.

    48013 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  55. Maybe maybe maybe

    48005 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  56. AMC Theatres Reportedly in Talks with Bankruptcy Lawyers

    47983 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  57. A gentle reminder to all of us :)

    47978 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  58. Not on his watch!

    47952 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  59. LAPD officers dressed up as women to go undercover to catch a purse-snatcher 1960.

    47941 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  60. Nice card

    47922 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  61. Thought people would like this idea of adding the wooden-deck rug to the cloud flooring as it creates the perfect sauna room!

    47909 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  62. What is something about your country you're actually really proud of?

    47897 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  63. ...to abuse alcohol

    47886 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  64. Attached my drill to my hand shredder.

    47858 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  65. Permission please Sir

    47854 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  66. Lord help them carry this load 🙄

    47854 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  67. WCGW if stand in a blow hole

    47853 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  68. You know why Bernie's still running?

    47849 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  69. TIL in 2002, an art critic judged Hitlers paintings as "good" without knowing who painted them but said "The different style in which he drew human figures represented a profound disinterest in people"

    47843 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  70. mercedes car

    47840 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  71. Savage af

    47827 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  72. Happy Easter from Michigan!

    47821 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  73. When Amazon says this $200 product is authentic, but the comments prove otherwise (and the listings aren't taken down either)

    47793 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  74. Man saves his wife’s life

    47772 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  75. I'm being charged an extra $48 for my (online) classes this semester due to COVID.

    47729 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  76. How much time would a man get for doing this?

    47695 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  77. Say it loud, say it clear: Donald Trump needs to resign over his handling of the coronavirus

    47694 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  78. The Lack Of Racial Diversity In ‘Tiger King’ On Netflix Is Happily Welcomed By Black Folks

    47693 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  79. Riding past a speed camera.

    47670 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  80. WCGW Throwing a knife into a spray paint can

    47659 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  81. Should I call my realtor?

    47625 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  82. Our Dunning-Kruger president: Trump's arrogance and ignorance are killing people. When stupid people think they're smart, they do maximum damage. That's where we are with Trump and the pandemic

    47618 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  83. New Assassin's Creed looks awesome!

    47616 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  84. Japan to Fund Firms to Shift Production Out of China

    47579 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  85. By Any Means Necessary

    47574 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  86. Same PP gang

    47572 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  87. The Holy Trinity

    47551 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  88. My parents wouldn't let me in... something about "Not being on this list"

    47547 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  89. With Postal Service on 'Verge of Collapse' and 630,000 Jobs at Risk, Trump Slammed for Refusing to Act. "We've pleaded with the White House to help. Donald Trump personally directed his staff not to do so."

    47521 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  90. Don't make my kill you

    47515 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  91. The Pyramids as seen from a Cairo street

    47509 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  92. Never too big for a lap cuddle

    47504 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  93. The Offspring did a cover of Joe Exotic's diss track "Here Kitty Kitty" and I think It's better than the original.

    47486 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  94. Clicking noises intensify

    47406 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  95. Did not know John Wick lived in Costa Rica...

    47396 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  96. Satellite dishes are strictly forbidden

    47383 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  97. A croc made from cheese wax

    47373 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  98. [1986] I don't know about 'cool' but I'm old now and this was me in school

    47359 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  99. Obvious

    47348 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  100. She doesn’t speak English and I’m 90% sure that last line is a google translation of sugar daddy and I can’t stop laughing

    47338 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020