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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Canada?

    5315 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  2. I got kicked out of the F1 Fan Race today.

    5287 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  3. Wrap a piece of lettuce around one side of your sandwich/burger to keep the goods from falling out the other side.

    5255 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  4. I am happier during this quarantine than I ever have been.

    5254 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  5. We have confirmation backed by raw data that Warzone indeed matches you with others players based on your skill level

    5210 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  6. FlyQuest vs. Team SoloMid / LCS 2020 Spring Playoffs - Losers Bracket Round 2 / Post-Match Discussion

    5205 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  7. So satisfying to watch!

    5198 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  8. "We don't need to schedule time for industrial control system programming testing. Just do it during lunch time."

    5196 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  9. Capitalize on crying millionaires

    5181 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  10. Covid-19: Gun sales increase, crime doesn't.

    5155 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  11. ULPT: If you smoke in your car and are considering getting a new one, now is the time to trade it in - many dealerships are doing Sight-Unseen trade evals during the pandemic and you can avoid the loss of value you’d typically face with a “smoker car” as they won’t know until it’s too late.

    5144 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  12. [GB] GMK Bleached | GB live on all vendors! | also giveaways!

    5142 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  13. I made the person that tried to shame my bottle feeding cry by telling a terrible lie.

    5141 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  14. Bloomberg: Apple Aims to Sell Macs With Its Own Chips Starting in 2021

    5122 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  15. Musk’s tweets are holding me back

    5117 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  16. Rumor: Potential "cash for clunkers" revival for U.S. incoming. Possible $5000 for your trade in towards the purchase of a NEW car.

    5113 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  17. I mean it's true...

    5110 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  18. Shoutout to JK Rowling for creating Harry Potter. It was the only thing that enabled me to face my dark and depressing school days. I have just found this community on reddit and would like to thank everyone here for sharing the passion for Harry Potter saga!.

    5106 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  19. Welp, I just lost my job

    5098 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  20. Give it a couple of weeks, monday morning at the office, we will all be thinking, fuck I wish we was back on lockdown.

    5092 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  21. Paul Pogba asked about maybe sending Graeme Souness a picture of him with the World Cup: “To be honest, I didn’t really know who he is”

    5086 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  22. Cities: Skylines and Farming Simulator 19 are your PlayStation Plus games for May

    5083 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  23. Its NOT hypocrisy if someone has done something in the past that they are against in the present

    5063 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  24. Captain America is real.

    5058 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  25. Kobbe confirms he didn't want to leave TSM

    5001 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  26. Hedgedog master of disguises.

    4999 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  27. If you call women females, I’m going to assume you’ve never spoken to a woman with respect in your whole life.

    4997 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  28. Holy crap life is different...

    4997 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  29. Refusing service to someone for being rude should be more accepted.

    4975 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  30. Is a rice cooker a good investment?

    4955 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  31. LPT: If you have a lot of free time at the moment, you can generate a little income on the side by doing online work like teaching english, transcription, microtasks or surveys. It's not a fortune but if you have time to spare anyway it's a good way to pay a few bills. (list of sites attached)

    4928 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  32. Having mental illnesses doesn't give you a license to be a piece of shit.

    4923 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  33. VALORANT should embrace community content and a dev console

    4912 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  34. Southampton become the first PL team where the squad and board defer salaries to pay non-playing staff in full until July. Bravo

    4911 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  35. This is Mike McCready and Stone Gossard from Pearl Jam. AUA

    4911 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  36. Gamers of Reddit ,what is your “this dude forgot to turn off his mic” moment?

    4893 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  37. Your religion doesn’t make you a good person.

    4882 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  38. To our Star Wars brothers, do not let your hearts be troubled. Go now and rest for you are weary with sorrow and much toil.

    4880 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  39. What is the most stupid thing you’ve ever done to impress a romantic interest that shouldn’t have worked out but did?

    4879 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  40. End of Future Content - Megathread

    4878 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  41. Not taking trash is sexual assault?

    4867 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  42. I feel alone in seriously enjoying this quarantine

    4866 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  43. Firefighter Decathlon

    4832 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  44. I'm so frustrated when I see people who are like "I stopped this one thing and it made all the difference, I lost so much weight!"

    4830 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  45. What Happened with Purposeful Harbinger

    4823 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  46. Is the growth of algae on turtles' shells harmful to them?

    4791 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  47. I think people need to start coming to terms with the idea that maybe Tarkov is not the game for you

    4784 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  48. WA premier being really sweet

    4783 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  49. Post WWE Wrestlemania 36 (Day 1) Match Discussion Thread: The Boneyard Match - AJ Styles vs The Undertaker

    4777 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  50. Round 1 - Pick 17: CeeDee Lamb, WR, Oklahoma (Dallas Cowboys)

    4767 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  51. "The Fallen are chattering about this on every feed. As much as I hate to admit it, we have a common goal when it comes to protecting this place. It's their home, too."

    4763 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  52. Bernie Sanders drops out of presidential race.

    4755 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  53. LPT: Look at the profiles of people posting political stuff on Reddit. More often than not it's a power user and blocking those makes Reddit a much more pleasant place.

    4749 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  54. I’m sick of watching all these coronavirus themed commercials with diverse families of 5 living in a gigantic white house with a sun roof

    4738 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  55. Today it’s raindrops on the roof

    4720 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  56. What perceived nice behavior is actually more annoying than it is nice?

    4702 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  57. Survey Finds Working From Home Has So Many Benefits, 48% of Workers Would Take Pay Cut to Continue

    4675 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  58. #FixUltimateOnline is Trending. Help join the fight by using the hashtag!

    4666 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  59. One Piece: Chapter 976

    4648 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  60. What's up with the Animal Crossing villager named Raymond?

    4639 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  61. Harris County to Require Masks in Public for 30 Days

    4631 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  62. Event pass changes denies what Riot said in thier dev video about events

    4609 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  63. ELI5: In movies where you see a toddler/baby crying and it clearly isn't a doll, how do the filmmakers get the kid to cry in a way that isn't horrible mistreatment?

    4590 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  64. Ran a 5K with no walk break for the first time

    4589 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  65. Bungie, I Would Much Rather Receive a Random Amount of Planetary Mats Instead of Blues as Activity Rewards

    4586 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  66. Family confronts deer hunter

    4580 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  67. I want this chrome extension.

    4576 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  68. For any Guardians who are unable to do certain activities due to speech, hearing or anxiety problems

    4574 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  69. People who use Facebook are called unproductive, People who use Instagram are called attention seekers, People who use Twitter are called Twitters and People who use Reddit are called ______?

    4563 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  70. TL coach gives his side of the story

    4560 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  71. Something I sometimes use: Skill checks for "time taken" rather than "success or failure"

    4538 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  72. Boys and girls I hit my goal weight this morning!!! 5’9 65kg 24m

    4520 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  73. Disney’s 'Robin Hood' is getting a live-action/CG remake, too

    4519 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  74. SFShock: He came, he saw and he conquered. Thank you and best of luck in your future endeavors, Sinatraa

    4480 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  75. What is the funniest shit that you saw at school?

    4475 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  76. LPT: if you think something can be custom made cheaper than a mass-produced item, you’re nearly always wrong.

    4462 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  77. Former Liberal justice minister urges sanctions against Chinese officials who covered up early COVID-19 outbreak

    4455 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  78. That feeling of closing all the tabs

    4451 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  79. They have a closer bond than me and my family

    4425 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  80. I am a 32/M "highly vulnerable person" quarantined HARD in the UK. Due to a genetic lung disorder, Cystic Fibrosis. AMA

    4389 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  81. YSK that if you are facing a food shortage and are unable to get/afford food, acorns are highly nutritious, can be easily found, and can be cooked many ways, used as a coffee substitute, and can be made into flour.

    4384 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  82. Coronavirus coverup is ‘China’s Chernobyl moment,’ warn 100 politicians, experts

    4368 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  83. Classes!

    4357 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  84. The day you realize that you finally don't have feelings for your ex anymore is a great day

    4342 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  85. I don’t feel comfortable calling myself an essential worker when 95% of what I do is sell lottery tickets and cigarettes to people who should probably cut back on both.

    4332 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  86. What would you NOT want to see in Fallout 5?

    4304 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  87. LPT: Upcoming college freshman, when you are searching for and choosing roommates, don't choose someone you will best friends with, choose someone you can share a room with for 9 months.

    4301 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  88. I am a female and I hate how fwb/hook ups make me feel after...

    4263 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  89. EM spits in my face when I wont accept her counterfeit money.

    4212 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  90. I don't think it's shallow/wrong to not date someone because you aren't attracted to their looks.

    4166 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  91. Redditors who weigh themselves before and after pooping: What was your highest loss after taking a dump?

    4158 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  92. Cloud9 vs. 100 Thieves / LCS 2020 Spring Playoffs - Winners Bracket Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion

    4150 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  93. My mom asked for her car back

    4148 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  94. Every time when I try to get a champ lvl 7

    4147 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  95. EM is forcing me to marry me cousin to make her a us citizen

    4134 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  96. What is up with all these channels on Youtube with 2 dudes building underground swimming pools with machetes?

    4131 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  97. Joe Rogan just said he'd rather vote for Trump than Biden because he doesn't believe Biden "can handle anything." Blue Checkmarks insulting him is #1 trending on twitter while Joe Biden's rape accuser wasn't allowed to trend.

    4129 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  98. It’s Ed O’Brien (EOB) from Radiohead ＆ this is my first AMA...

    4121 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  99. “You’re Pretty For A Black Girl” Is Not A Compliment!

    4121 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  100. Anyone else feel like the Lockdown has highlighted a broken life?

    4112 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020