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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. New setup my guys :)

    66791 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  2. Fox News Stars Now Pretend They Never Said What They Said About the Coronavirus

    66772 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  3. Restaurant sign in El Paso is how we're all feeling.

    66702 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  4. Disney to stop paying 100,000 workers but is still on track to give shareholders $1.5 billion

    66637 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  5. Facebook users, randomized to deactivate their accounts for 4 weeks in exchange for $102, freed up an average of 60 minutes a day, spent more time socializing offline, became less politically polarized, and reported improved subjective well-being relative to controls.

    66627 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  6. Once in a lifetime shot.

    66603 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  7. TIL An increasing number of elderly Japanese people are committing small crimes so they can live in prison for free. People aged 65+ now make up more than a quarter of the prison population in Japan.

    66599 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  8. If you’ve had a rough week check out Little Man snoozing with his very good boy.

    66579 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  9. This is Bob.

    66570 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  10. [Serious] What are some seemingly normal images with disturbing backstories?

    66568 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  11. TIL that Hawaii's first queen's first time running the country was marked by a smallpox outbreak and that the decisive action she took to stop the spread (closing all ports) drew the ire of rich sugarcane plantation owners and eventually lead to the coup that overthrew her.

    66566 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  12. Drug dealer confronts live streamer for parking in a drug spot

    66561 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  13. Prepared a bat for a fight but knocked out at a junction

    66544 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  14. Romka grew up on a farm with horses and now she thinks she's a horse

    66516 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  15. Jesus can't save you

    66509 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  16. An Argus pheasant doing his best

    66488 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  17. You can see his pain

    66463 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  18. Trump Has ‘Financial Interest’ in Hydroxychloroquine Manufacturer: NYT

    66398 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  19. Terrier Tacos

    66361 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  20. A 4,500 y/o dress was unearthed in Giza, and this is what it looks like after reconstruction. While the origonal strings disintegrated- the beads were left in place

    66358 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  21. When Keanu crashes your wedding for a sec

    66354 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  22. Zookeepers of Reddit, how are the animals acting differently now that there are no visitors to the zoo?

    66325 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  23. Beacon of joy

    66317 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  24. Twitter/Square CEO Jack Dorsey is donating $1 billion to COVID-19 relief and other charities. The amount represents 28% of his net worth. If money remains after Covid is disarmed the remainder will go towards health, education and UBI

    66314 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  25. Proof just anyone can win at Fortnite

    66310 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  26. What's a really awkward situation that everyone can relate with?

    66289 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  27. Popping champagne after I proposed (she said yes)...

    66267 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  28. 5G towers conspiracies

    66246 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  29. After banning Animal Crossing, China to begin censoring online gaming by isolating Chinese players from world and requiring real-name logins

    66211 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  30. The Onion is legitimately the best American news source.

    66202 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  31. Fox News Anchor: ‘Conservatives’ Heads Would've Exploded’ if Obama Claimed ‘Total’ Authority

    66162 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  32. Major Producer of Hydroxychloroquine Once Paid Michael Cohen Hefty Sum for Access to Trump

    65987 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  33. Government policies push schools to prioritize creating better test-takers over better people

    65979 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  34. Sandford Police using a Dalek to order people to stay inside

    65854 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  35. China declares dogs are companions and should not be eaten, signalling possible end to brutal meat trade

    65848 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  36. HAPPY LELAND MELVIN DAY!

    65817 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  37. Not everything is about turning a profit

    65800 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  38. clown...

    65769 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  39. ‘Don’t defend Trump – attack China’: coronavirus strategy revealed in Republican memo

    65736 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  40. We are not going to forget

    65683 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  41. [NSFW] Guys who actually bought the “you won’t last 5 minutes playing this game” game from the ads from porn, what was it? What happened? Was it a scam?

    65674 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  42. I actually loved those walks

    65599 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  43. Feeding an eagle a treat in exchange for a song

    65593 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  44. LPT: think of everything you do as progress. Sent someone a meme? You progressed your relationship. Drew a doodle? You progressed your art skill. Took a bath? You progressed your mental health. Life is a bank and any time you do anything that brings you joy you’re earning.

    65587 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  45. TIL there was a cat named Oscar (Unsinkable Sam) who survived 3 shipwrecks in WW2. At one point he was found clinging to a piece of wood floating in the water and when found he was described as “angry but quite unharmed”.

    65557 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  46. LPT: always stay muted unless you're currently speaking. No one needs to hear the background noises of every meeting participant.

    65557 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  47. My Friends and I waiting for the School Bus in '89

    65530 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  48. Fake ThermoScan from china that will never exceed 37C

    65527 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  49. I sculpted a T-Rex head in Minecraft

    65508 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  50. Sailor aboard USS Theodore Roosevelt has passed away due to COVID-19

    65505 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  51. Someone on r/foodporn suggested I put my 7 layer jello here

    65498 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  52. "Ok now a serious one"

    65479 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  53. A bunch of fools

    65462 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  54. Today’s my 25th birthday, my husband is a pastry chef and made me a cake

    65454 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  55. At least that’s what I assume

    65427 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  56. "No fights on this bed" said the German Sheppard

    65404 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  57. TIL In Alaska, plants can grow freakishly large due to the 20 hours of sunshine they receive per day - which gives them a photosynthesis bonus. Examples include 138 lb cabbage, 65 lb cantaloupe, & 35 lb broccoli. A noted side effect is that the produce is also much sweeter due to the extra sunlight.

    65401 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  58. TIL of the unofficial Russian book The Last Ringbearer which describes The Lord of the Rings trilogy from Sauron's point of view and portrays Mordor as the good guys

    65378 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  59. Dog that looks like a polar bear after having a bath.

    65370 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  60. This is how all begins 🤯

    65363 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  61. It didn't take long for this dog to pick out her new bed

    65317 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  62. Clothing company makes custom shirts with magnetic buttons for a man with cerebral palsy

    65287 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  63. TIL: Certain ant species commit suicide to protect their territory. As stinging wasn't effective against some predators, they evolved the ability to self-sacrifice to kill one or more enemies. They wrap themselves around an opponent & explodes, releasing sticky corrosive material killing both.

    65286 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  64. My Mom made my Dad a mask, she found the scarf a few years ago and had it in her sewing scrap bin. I’m thankful for their sense of humour, my parents are great.

    65284 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  65. “If you’re sick still come”

    65284 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  66. Who you got

    65268 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  67. Megathread: President Donald Trump Removes Watchdog Overseeing Rollout of $2 Trillion Coronavirus Bill

    65258 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  68. Dumbass movie characters smh 🙄

    65255 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  69. Talking with my mom about Ozark and she told me she went skiing with Marty Byrde (Jason Bateman) back on New Year’s Day 1987

    65250 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  70. She fucking deserves it

    65222 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  71. 'The Public Deserves to Know': Lone Watchdog Demands Federal Reserve Release Names of Corporations Receiving Taxpayer Bailouts

    65220 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  72. His smile is contagious

    65194 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  73. Oh the irony

    65163 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  74. I painted a portrait of my aunt’s dog for her 60th birthday. This is Miles!

    64973 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  75. Coronavirus could trigger biggest fall in carbon emissions since World War Two

    64973 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  76. Real class act at Costco

    64946 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  77. I want three of those please

    64943 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  78. Asian American correspondent asks Trump supporter when America became great.

    64890 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  79. TIL that when Mel Brooks was 16 years old, he worked for a theatrical producer who raised funds by sleeping with his investors, most of whom were elderly women. He also knew two showmen who created flop after flop, but still profited. They inspired him to make the 1967 film, “The Producers”.

    64850 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  80. To be sneaky

    64761 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  81. It's disgusting that some parents think like this

    64651 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  82. I applaud this guy!

    64648 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  83. South Korea to implement "Green New Deal" after ruling party's election win - Plan includes large-scale investments in renewable energy, a carbon tax, the phase out of coal financing by public institutions, and supporting workers' transition to green jobs

    64641 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  84. A lil' fruit tart

    64639 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  85. Camper woke up to find a giant grizzly sniffing around right outside their tent

    64625 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  86. Strict dad

    64602 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  87. Navy Captain Removed From Carrier Tests Positive for Covid-19

    64587 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  88. The best selfie doesnt exi....

    64534 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  89. chicken being grown in the duck eggshell

    64521 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  90. A taxi driver in Spain was known for taking patients to the hospital free of charge lately. He was coming to pick up a patient one day when doctors and nurses surprised him with a standing ovation, plus an envelope of money.

    64512 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  91. LPT: Delete Facebook and Instagram. Your family and real friends will still keep in touch, and all the people you dont like too much or secretly compare yourself to suddenly go away. You dont need it.

    64497 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  92. Welcome to our society

    64494 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  93. “Well I’m saving money on alcohol...”

    64493 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  94. This kid hit his bike against a car. In Taiwan, any traffic accident requires a breathalyzer test.

    64492 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  95. Texas mayor apologizes after violating stay-at-home order to go to nail salon

    64459 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  96. This is how you timelapse

    64450 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  97. Pack of Karens told to leave park locked down because of Covid-19. Karens won't leave, get arrested.

    64425 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  98. It was a serious thing tho

    64422 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  99. “Good morning, now plz feed me”

    64384 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  100. It actually makes sense that they use physical media in Star Wars instead of digital copies. When you have a ship that can go faster than light, it’s probably much, much quicker to just bring someone a disc than it is to try and email it to them.

    64378 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020