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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. Only 90s kids will understand

    15222 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  2. If you use a facial recognition for anything

    15211 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  3. The Boys Lands Early Season 3 Renewal At Amazon; Season 2 Episode Titles Revealed

    15205 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  4. Didn't see that coming.

    15201 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  5. This just hit me

    15188 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  6. Picked up dinner from a local restaurant...sauce leaked, bag broke, dinner said hello to the garage floor.

    15180 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  7. Blursed Cat Snakes

    15178 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  8. What is going on with people hating Ellen DeGeneres and saying everyone sees her true colors now?

    15173 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  9. My husband caught our daughter using a sex toy and is furious, but I feel he is being unfair.

    15160 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  10. Just one more game

    15156 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  11. US alerted Israel, NATO to disease outbreak in China in November — report

    15138 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  12. Oceans can be restored to former glory within 30 years, say scientists

    15136 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  13. Galaxy S20 Ultra camera is randomly breaking and Samsung calls it 'cosmetic damage'

    15135 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  14. Left vs. AuthRight

    15132 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  15. Respect to them of course

    15120 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  16. Astartes - Part Five

    15112 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  17. Kentucky is the 48th poorest but that’s just semantics

    15102 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  18. YSK that you’re probably picking snails up wrong. You shouldn’t lift them straight up as this can cause mantle collapse, which can cause the snail a very painful death. You should gently slide them until they detach from the surface, or poke them until they contract into the shell then lift them up.

    15101 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  19. My (21/f) stepfather(64/m) slapped me and i dont know how to process it.

    15096 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  20. Found on tiktok (this was not posted in a joking way)

    15093 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  21. Essential crystals to fight Coronavirus

    15089 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  22. Flag proportions

    15056 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  23. U.S. Governors Defy Trump by Forming Regional Alliances

    15053 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  24. Target, Trader Joe's to close on Easter to give employees working during coronavirus a break

    15051 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  25. Catch and release.

    15047 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  26. The things we could have ACCOMPLISHED

    15024 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  27. me irl

    15017 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  28. False advertising

    15015 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  29. Very true regarding recent global events

    15015 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  30. You get what you deserve

    15012 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  31. Shout out to all you grocery store employees for your hard work during these times

    14983 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  32. don’t go to seaworld

    14978 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  33. Batstache

    14966 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  34. Blasting your favorite music in the car with the windows down only seems like a good idea until you see how tacky it looks when someone else does it.

    14962 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  35. “I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...

    14945 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  36. Today, my mother was the idiot...

    14943 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  37. Circumcision is not normal.

    14942 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  38. My [25M] girlfriend [28F] hid my medication "as a joke" and I don't know if I can get over it.

    14941 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  39. Thanks, I hate this cosplay

    14929 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  40. Mega Karen

    14926 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  41. In Deadpool 2 (2018) when Deadpool goes to Blind Als apartment and opens her floor board at the beginning of the movie there is an item that is labeled "the cure for blindness" hidden inside of it.

    14925 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  42. Is anyone watching?

    14921 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  43. Got all my hair back from my chemotherapy treatments and radiation.

    14919 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  44. What's the most blatant case of favoritism you've ever witnessed?

    14909 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  45. A duck being followed by fish.

    14907 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  46. Simpsons mural in Chernobyl

    14905 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  47. Amazing View Of An Avalanche!

    14900 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  48. expectation vs reality

    14879 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  49. I took a picture of a recent galaxy-nebula ring I made and it turned out better than I expected! [OC]

    14874 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  50. Azzential

    14867 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  51. The Mariolorian - Nintendo inspired concept by Mauricio Abril

    14861 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  52. A trans exclusionist has a brush with self awareness

    14860 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  53. As we empty our lint traps, we're just slowly throwing our clothes in the garbage.

    14858 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  54. Completely nuked from orbit

    14858 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  55. Starting today for the first time. Wish me luck! And some tips.

    14847 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  56. LPT: your employer is not your friend or colleague. Your employer is your client.

    14846 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  57. Inspection for refinancing coming up. Borrowed my companies sewer jetter for the night for pressure washing purposes. Hope this helps with the appraisal.

    14842 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  58. WCGW having a robot paint your walls

    14828 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  59. [Homemade] Smoked Brisket Pastrami Rueben

    14823 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  60. The April Fools Migration

    14814 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  61. Oh karen. Calm down

    14794 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  62. the amount of sexual harassment I receive as a female dotA player is abhorrent

    14785 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  63. Obtuse rubber goose

    14777 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  64. My husband was arrested for strangling me while I was holding our newborn. What's next?

    14776 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  65. pilot

    14769 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  66. What a treat, indeed.

    14759 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  67. In Zombieland: Double Tap (2019), Tallahassee gifts Little Rock a gun giftwrapped in a William Taft Painting. He also says that “Since he was fat, there was quite a bit left of the painting”. Later in the film we see Wichita and Columbus having an argument in front of the cut-up Taft painting.

    14755 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  68. YSK if your car blinker is blinking twice as fast as usual, it means a blinker on that side is out.

    14754 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  69. Fuck Joe Biden

    14748 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  70. Water cooled computer made from a bourbon barrel with a whiskey reservoir

    14730 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  71. Kyle Walker 'hosts sex party with escorts' - hours before coronavirus stay home plea to fans

    14727 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  72. Happy Easter!

    14717 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  73. to intimidate

    14703 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  74. Found on r/memes, but it also belongs here

    14698 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  75. Up and over

    14696 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  76. Trad mommy gf

    14685 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  77. Another day, another trashy news

    14685 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  78. [OC] [ART] BookMimic Dice Boxes! Two giveaways: one for reddit, one for instagram :)

    14682 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  79. Why do I do this?

    14680 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  80. Everyone needs a Trent

    14675 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  81. Thanks I hate making memes

    14669 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  82. Tasty Terry

    14669 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  83. 2020 so far

    14663 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  84. Or radio, or go online.

    14658 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  85. As someone who is a minority, the woke movement/social justice movement is making us look like idiots.

    14656 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  86. It turns out well in the end

    14647 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  87. Cursed_fish

    14647 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  88. Iceland lab's testing suggests 50% of coronavirus cases have no symptoms

    14647 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  89. US reports most coronavirus deaths in one day as 1,224 die on Saturday

    14640 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  90. A Girl That Makes You Look.

    14636 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  91. TIL Two homosexual lovers, Harmodius and Aristogeiton, assassinated the king of Athens, Hipparchus, and triggered events that would usher in democracy. They became known as the Tyrannicides, the preeminent symbol of democracy to ancient Athenians.

    14633 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  92. ‘World’s Loneliest Dolphin’ Honey Dies After Being Abandoned in a Japanese Aquarium Pool for Two Years

    14623 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  93. Only 24% of Workers want to work from home forever against 55% who want to go back to the Office

    14614 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  94. I would like to thank Monat for helping me realize that my GF is crazy

    14610 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  95. Up to now, I’ve held my tongue the past 4 years up knowing what reaction criticizing Trump around my father would provoke. Don’t know why I expected anything else this time.

    14609 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  96. 'Heads we win, tails you lose': how America's rich have turned pandemic into profit | As 26 million Americans lose their jobs, the billionaire class has added $308bn to its wealth

    14575 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  97. nOt VoTiNg Is A sIgN oF pRiViLeGe

    14574 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  98. Evolution of Genealogy

    14569 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  99. 🔥 A stunning field of lupines in New Zealand 🔥

    14565 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  100. Outrage as 'anti-lockdown conspiracy theorists ignore coronavirus fears to stage public protest in Vancouver'

    14546 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020