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  1. Today I cancelled a $4000 guitar.

    3024 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  2. If the axial tilt of Uranus (97°) was caused by a giant impact that flipped it on its side, then why do Uranus' moons orbit around its equator at the same tilt (≈97°)? Shouldn't their orbits follow whatever mild axial tilt Uranus had before the hypothetical giant impact?

    3011 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  3. Hey r/fo76! Jeff Gardiner and Ferret Baudoin are here today to answer your questions and chat about Wastelanders.

    3000 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  4. Entitled shopper wants me to help her insult my wife

    2993 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  5. My 14 year old sister is in a ‘non sexual relationship’ with a 23 year old man and I’m the only one in my family who sees this as a problem...

    2977 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  6. If you could stop time for 10 seconds, with a cooldown of 15 seconds, what would you do in timestop?

    2930 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  7. This game is awful.

    2896 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  8. Ex Boss called me to yell at me for not showing up to work.

    2887 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  9. Detroit would not be a run down pre-war city, it would’ve been one of the richest cities in the US.

    2886 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  10. Smokers SHOULD NOT get extra breaks just to smoke

    2875 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  11. I used to scam people, by pretending to raise money for kids in Africa

    2845 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  12. I love y'all <3

    2837 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  13. Capping the light level in gm nf is proof to me that infinite light level shouldn't have existed in this game.

    2837 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  14. I love genuinely good people

    2831 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  15. "Comedy needs at least 10 years of constantly failing on stage before you are anything approaching competent"

    2825 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  16. Small theory about something I wish to see post-Wano

    2816 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  17. My local news at 6pm on tv has taken to giving happy birthday shout outs every night and I was also informed that a lost cat, missing for two weeks, has now been found.

    2788 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  18. [California] Got a professional survey done and my neighbor has encroached 2.5 feet into my property. What are my next steps going forward and how can I protect myself from adverse property possession?

    2772 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  19. #Eagles draft Jalen Hurts with the No. 53 overall pick.

    2761 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  20. Why are all the new players such edgelords

    2757 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  21. Every second you play billy is still stuck in the fridge in Boston

    2750 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  22. Do Bald People Polish Their Head

    2749 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  23. Hi, we’re authors Seanan McGuire and Sarah Kuhn. Join us for BookSlingers, and we’ll give you personalized reading recs!

    2749 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  24. Fuck Mastering Physics

    2745 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  25. You have 15 seconds to ruin a wedding. What do you do in the 15 seconds?

    2734 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  26. (Holiday special) crazy religious aunt throws a tantrum over a man who was eating in public during Ramadan

    2733 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  27. My boyfriend hit me in a fight. Is this who he is? (Update #2)

    2701 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  28. I Am Still Under the Belief That This Game Going F2P Was/Is Bungie's & Destiny's Downfall

    2699 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  29. When I was about 12 my friend and I got into fight and I stomped on his head.

    2690 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  30. Finally read The Neverending Story by Michael Ende

    2670 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  31. Trans people should not have to disclose they're trans to their partner - it should be up to their partner to ask

    2655 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  32. Dear Bethesda, weekly resets help adults with Jobs, Daily resets do not. I cannot grind Bullion everyday when it reqyires waiting for events. But I can on my days off. 1400 Bullion cap a week from vendor, instead of 200 a day.

    2639 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  33. How to kill a tarrasque

    2632 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  34. Neighbors call in fake noise complaints, we make them miserable.

    2620 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  35. There are only two US companies left with AAA credit ratings higher than US Government debt, Microsoft and Johnson & Johnson. In 1992, there were 98 AAA companies.

    2589 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  36. Okay, actually wild thing I just noticed, someone else may have pointed this out.

    2562 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  37. How the mage in my campaign cast 'Zone of Truth'

    2547 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  38. EM thinks im a demon for listening to rock

    2515 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  39. Hot Take: Exploration in games are boring because nobody prepares them.

    2500 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  40. The Battle of Hastings in 1066 marked the dawn of a new era in England. I’m Kathryn Bedford, Collections Curator at English Heritage specialising in medieval England. Ask me anything!

    2497 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  41. Am I living in a parallel universe?

    2495 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  42. Little Women

    2492 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  43. PSA: If you ordered a Switch bundle from GameStop.

    2480 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  44. [New Chapter Spoilers] Chapter 128 RELEASE Megathread!

    2478 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  45. [SPOILERS] S08E04 Iron Fleet Nonsense

    2469 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  46. I wish my penis was detachable

    2458 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  47. I invited my friends over and they left while I wasn't in the room

    2449 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  48. Landlord thought we moved out. Now I'm missing $2000 worth of belongings as well as passport and social security card.

    2449 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  49. People who were in their 20’s during the 90’s, what are things you miss or younger people don’t know?

    2438 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  50. I’ve started making my own corn tortillas and it’s super cheap, convenient, and delicious

    2420 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  51. “Wenn das deutsche Volk untergeht, geht die ganze Welt unter”

    2412 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  52. LPT: Make bold moves when you're young, before you accumulate more responsibilities; it's harder to make big career/life changes when you're settled into a lifestyle and have obligations (children, spouse, debts, etc.).

    2396 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  53. Yuumi Isn't A Champion

    2386 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  54. Redditors who watch anime, what’s your favorite opening song?

    2371 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  55. Fuck wallpaper

    2369 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  56. 'The food supply chain is breaking,' Tyson says as plants close

    2364 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  57. REMIDER: When Battlefront 3 comes out, you’re not allowed to ask for Scarif. Period.

    2333 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  58. What's an unaffiliated NHL fan's allegiance worth on the open market? As a free agent fan I reached out to all 31 teams to let them pitch me on why I should jump on their bandwagon. Here are the results.

    2322 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  59. YSK how to use “ironic,” “apropos,” and “serendipitous” correctly.

    2318 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  60. Doc making IQ plays

    2312 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  61. How I turned the fighter into an orbital strike weapon

    2307 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  62. Have you ever wondered why someone would defect and join the other side during a war? I'm here to answer all of your questions about the Kit Carson Scouts during the Vietnam War (1966-1973)!

    2300 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  63. Karens tried to shame me for not breastfeeding

    2300 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  64. As r/UnresolvedMysteries passes 1,000,000 members, here's some subreddit history. Help us determine what are the best posts of all time to the subreddit?

    2299 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  65. Ladies, if you like a guy, tell him he's hot. Or that he's strong.

    2298 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  66. Today I helped many strike teams in their attempt to beat the Exodus Crash Ordeal as a blueberry out in the wild

    2291 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  67. 'This isn't my last chance to eat'

    2289 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  68. You can’t help me, so I hope you get the rona.

    2271 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  69. Guy was toxic in voice all game. Blamed everybody for him dying. Then, after we won despite him, spammed his twitch channel. I had to see the train wreck that this guy was living. What I found made my day.

    2264 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  70. ULPT: When you see a stranger approaching you in public, and you feel in your gut they’re about to ask you for money, cigarettes, or whatever. Immediately start waving towards that person and ask them “Do you have any spare change??”

    2264 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  71. One Piece: Chapter 977

    2256 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  72. IsItBullshit: The US government intentionally used the Spanish word for cannabis, "marihuana" (marijuana) when writing its laws in order to associate Mexicans and Latinos with the drug in the eye of the public.

    2246 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  73. When I guilted a table by telling them I am undergoing chemo

    2245 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  74. State of the sub

    2221 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  75. I did everything right, and a Karen STILL called the cops on me for owning a gun

    2203 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  76. I watched Hot Girls Wanted and realized why I don't watch porns anymore...

    2198 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  77. I just lost my dad to Corona and I don't know what to do.

    2195 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  78. Giving away free Nintendo Switch Lite with Animal Crossing New Horizons

    2159 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  79. Reddit is just as toxic as any other social media site

    2150 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  80. Shoot your shot⛹️‍♀️

    2146 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  81. PSA: Don't try to learn COBOL

    2142 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  82. Dirty bastards

    2129 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  83. Mail-in rebates shouldn't count as savings

    2129 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  84. Welcome to your TED talk. You are now the leading expert in the last thing you googled. What will your talk be?

    2128 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  85. [Serious] PSA: Don't make the same mistake I did and self-report. I self-reported to a PHP and it was the biggest regret of my life.

    2115 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  86. I refused a loan offer from the Pope; two months later he sent me a gift

    2100 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  87. I'll get downvoted, but I gotta say

    2084 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  88. Rita Skeeter was a savage to Harry

    2079 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  89. Son Saves Mom from Idiot Player

    2073 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  90. “Wow, do you have to get specially made clothes?” - some adult asshole in New Orleans

    2072 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  91. Tyesha Patrice Bell-"When black women go missing, the silence can be deafening."

    2064 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  92. Niantic started a rural player event???

    2009 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  93. [Wojnarowski] NBA commissioner Adam Silver told those on Trump conference call that the leagues were the first to shut down and that they would love to lead the way in starting the economy once there was an “all clear” from public health officials, sources familiar with call told ESPN.

    2006 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  94. You get $100 million in your bank on the condition that you cannot travel outside of your home country for 7 years. Additionaly you have to remain a citizen of your present country all your life. Will you accept it ? Explain why ?

    1996 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  95. What's going on with South Korea's insistence that Kim Jong Un is alive and well?

    1990 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  96. My first contest entry🥇: Full Armor-30mm (album in comments)

    1983 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  97. Fake Fapstronauts

    1979 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  98. Is anybody else nervous about when things start going back to normal?

    1953 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  99. "I have a 29 STR score. I should be able to wield two handed weapons with one hand because I am so strong."

    1944 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  100. Anyone else think Pokémon Sword and Shield was a bit disappointing?

    1944 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020