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  1. TIL that the American Rock Band ‘The Postal Service’ was sent a cease and desist letter by the United States Postal Service for trademark infringement of their name. After negotiations, the USPS allowed the band to use their name in exchange for playing a free show at their national conference.

    74918 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  2. For the first time in US history, every state is under a disaster declaration simultaneously

    74904 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  3. It’s over, sadly. Heartbroken. We needed him more than ever.

    74866 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  4. Acting Navy Secretary Modly resigns

    74832 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  5. Huh?

    74831 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  6. Dear people of Reddit

    74809 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  7. Wife and I are out of work during the shut down and she was beginning to drive me a little crazy. I installed the Sims on her laptop and I'm on my 3rd day of total freedom.

    74768 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  8. My take on how characters in the Office refers to the pandemic ( OP: u/DrJesseWelsh, added a few panels)

    74688 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  9. Jurassic Park Deleted Scene

    74675 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  10. This girl

    74645 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  11. TIL that a man decided to deposit a check that he received from a junk mail ad just to see what would happen. to his surprise, they allowed him to deposit the $95,000 check. the bank tried to take the money back, but since he didn’t break any laws, there was nothing they could do.

    74631 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  12. I made a Ring Fit Adventure mod to Play Dark Souls with so I can have more fun Exercising while social distancing!

    74450 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  13. People no longer bound by their non disclosure agreements, what can you now disclose?

    74398 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  14. LPT: Go to your Reddit inbox, click the three dots on top and select "Mark all as read" to remove that annoying number at the bottom.

    74329 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  15. Always pulling my leg

    74316 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  16. Kid Rock surprises fan with Down Syndrome for his 30th birthday.

    74274 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  17. Anyone Else?

    74252 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  18. The conveyor rig this vet uses to vaccinate is less traumatic for the sheep and the farmer/vet & eliminates the panic & struggle normally associated with routine care:

    74236 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  19. Brazilian President Bolsonaro Fires Health Minister Who Refused To Downplay Pandemic | “Brazil is the only country in the world where the Minister of Health will fall for having decided to fight the Coronavirus,” a leftist politician said.

    74176 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  20. 🔥 A handful of Otters started appearing in Singapore's waters couple years back. Today there are Otter gang wars

    74153 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  21. Stimulus Checks May Be Delayed As Trump Requires U.S. Treasury to Print His Name on Them

    74077 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  22. You know you've made it when your couches aren't against a wall.

    74067 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  23. If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing.

    73815 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  24. Captain Crozier leaving his ship for the final time while sailors chant his name after he being wrongfully relieved from duty for blowing the whistle on a coronavirus contamination aboard the USS Roosevelt. Integrity and honor.

    73800 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  25. We need wage raises

    73792 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  26. The workers at this Pennsylvania factory volunteered to live at work for 28 days straight, so they could help make protective equipment. Now, for the first time in a month, they're clocking out

    73791 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  27. Racist business owner

    73756 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  28. It took me a little more than 2 days, but I’m finally done!!!

    73745 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  29. Since people were not taking the police seriously the Kenyan government started using the Maasai tribe for the curfew.

    73735 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  30. Bill Gates condemns Donald Trump for stopping US payments to World Health Organisation

    73685 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  31. UPDATE: my son and his "friend" are a couple. How do I let them know it's okay?

    73680 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  32. If you can’t find the duck, then you are a sex addict.

    73433 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  33. pretty true

    73357 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  34. We know who the real tiger king is

    73328 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  35. She never needed makeup

    73327 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  36. Authorities remove almost a million N95 masks and other supplies from alleged hoarder | ABC News

    73259 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  37. How would you feel about a ban of “how are you today” questions on the sub?

    73199 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  38. This idiotic guy at the gym

    73194 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  39. Justice Cometh

    73177 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  40. TIL a principal once punished a mischievous student by making him read the U.S. Constitution in a basement until he could recite it. The student, Thurgood Marshall, would go on to become the first black associate Justice of the Supreme Court

    73172 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  41. TIL Classical Greece wasn't filled with pure white marble everything. The statues and ruins we see today were actually painted in all kinds of vivid colors that were just stripped bare back to their original white marble by time.

    73167 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  42. BREAKING: On May 27, NASA will once again launch American astronauts on American rockets from American soil! With our SpaceX partners, Astronaut Doug Hurley and Astronaut Bob Behnken will launch to the International Space Station on the Crew Dragon spacecraft atop a Falcon 9 rocket.

    73098 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  43. a loving hug.

    73087 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  44. The show that united us all..

    73054 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  45. UK government removes China from its official coronavirus death toll comparison amid global outrage at Beijing's 'cover-up' and disbelief that the country has only had 4,636 deaths

    73023 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  46. Digging deep here

    72923 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  47. Epicurean paradox

    72902 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  48. Your delivery is here!

    72901 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  49. I came across this fine specimen today.

    72863 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  50. Hackers leak thousands of coronavirus research papers which were hidden behind paywalls

    72803 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  51. Teaching little girls how to cartwheel

    72796 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  52. To meme your Zoom conference

    72665 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  53. Depressed pigeon

    72654 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  54. Raspberry dipped vanilla ice cream cone.

    72612 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  55. One way to counter Corona

    72604 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  56. Is every military relationship like this?

    72575 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  57. A Chinese Citizen Journalist Who Filmed His Own Arrest In Wuhan Just Reappeared Online: Before his disappearance, Li posted videos from crematoriums, virology labs, and funeral homes inside the lockdown zone. Now he’s praising his captors who arrested, interrogated, and confined him for two months.

    72572 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  58. You can tell that this restaurant used to be called Mango Chill

    72517 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  59. Coronavirus Lockdown

    72490 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  60. How do ppl really not see thru political figures’ bullshit

    72470 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  61. Make Racism Wrong Again

    72436 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  62. Just a group of curious snakes hanging out in their den

    72388 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  63. Lightning go bzzz

    72366 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  64. Two Pandas, Ying Ying and Le Le have mated naturally for the first time since they started trying a decade ago. Guess the lockdowns and lack of people at the zoo made them go at it.

    72177 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  65. US weekly jobless claims double to 6.6 million

    72153 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  66. Completing the Half life series be like

    72148 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  67. My dad just made it home from the hospital! I am so happy I had to share!

    72131 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  68. And there it is. Flag flown during Michigan protest in Lansing yesterday

    72124 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  69. The greatest video ever. That is all.

    71939 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  70. "Beam me up, human"

    71922 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  71. I’m not allowed to go into the delivery room with my wife because of all the new rules that the hospitals have had to make recently. This truly sucks. I just keep scrolling on Reddit trying to keep my mind off of it.

    71902 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  72. America's mayor forgets who was president in 2017

    71876 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  73. Why are you going to Whole Foods EVERY DAY anyway?!

    71804 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  74. New York State of Inside

    71763 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  75. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey just announced he’s putting forward $1B, 28% of his wealth, to help the fight against the novel coronavirus. With more plans even further ahead.

    71713 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  76. Spent the last 5 days on this. Hope you guys Enjoy! Once Upon a Time in... A Galaxy Far, Far, Away

    71664 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  77. [OC] The absolute quality of Breaking Bad.

    71648 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  78. you are teleported into a game of your choice for a month, if you die in the game you die in real life BUT Whatever you collect in the game you can keep in real life. (skils, magic, items, pets, clothes) what game do you pick?

    71636 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  79. Me: *calls FTC*

    71506 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  80. We all need AR-15,

    71470 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  81. 5 straight days of no new cases of COVID-19 in Newfoundland, Canada

    71379 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  82. Dwight speaking the truth

    71131 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  83. Sandra the Orangutan started washing her hands after observing her caretakers doing it

    71113 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  84. Can’t sleep tight

    71107 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  85. You can't infect me because I am social distancing

    70939 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  86. 1995 - Jonathan Edwards break triple jump world record on first jump, then again on the second jump

    70916 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  87. Has someone ever challenged you to something that they didn't know who are an expert at? If so how did it turn out for you/them?

    70815 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  88. My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally

    70744 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  89. The seal of Tutankhamun's tomb before it was opened in 1923, it was unbroken for over 3000 years.

    70687 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  90. Rudy Giuliani is a moron.

    70644 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  91. Polish water tower

    70612 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  92. In The Air Tonight drum solo: Quarantine edition

    70550 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  93. he’s trying to convince him to play

    70549 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  94. Female Grandalas are brown and the Male ones are blue

    70426 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  95. Beautiful Strawberry Finch!

    70393 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  96. That explains it

    70368 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  97. Childhood

    70324 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  98. So in Wizard of Oz (1939) when they’re sent to kill the Witch of the West, Scarecrow straight up brings a gun

    70229 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  99. TIL Seth MacFarlane served as executive producer of the Neil deGrasse Tyson-hosted series Cosmos. He was instrumental in providing funding for the series, as well as securing studio support for it from other entertainment execs.

    70184 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  100. Spongebob

    70142 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020