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  1. This Legend At A Stoplight Lightning A Joint With A Piece Of Glass

    31786 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  2. April just started and we have a problem

    31774 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  3. Steve Irwin’s Wario

    31761 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  4. The kid came dressed as an influencer apology video at Vidcon

    31749 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  5. Foxes are just cat software on dog hardware

    31729 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  6. What a magnificent leap

    31727 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  7. Ents are back!

    31702 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  8. Lockdown protester Fails at common sense

    31699 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  9. It is true though I'm sorry

    31696 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  10. My wife says we need a "bigger dishwasher" because ours only fits 3 bowls and a couple mugs on the top shelf. This kills me.

    31693 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  11. WCGW falling asleep on the job

    31693 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  12. Millions of People Face Stimulus Check Delays for a Strange Reason: They Are Poor

    31658 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  13. My disabled mother trained her dog to pick up her phone when she drops it.

    31641 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  14. For those who don't know, CallMeCarson is going through a rough state of mind and has been seeing a counselor and taking anti-depressants along with a break from YouTube. So this Twitter news account decided to capitalize on that.

    31636 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  15. Autopsy: Santa Clara patient died of COVID-19 on Feb. 6 — 23 days before 1st U.S. death declared

    31631 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  16. A friend of mine who’s 27 years old.

    31611 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  17. Insurance fraud wasn't worth it

    31589 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  18. Brushing my hair

    31585 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  19. What is absolutely worth the money?

    31564 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  20. Duck Dynasty star's house is riddled with bullets in a drive by shooting

    31547 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  21. We’ve never backed a Democrat for president. But Trump must be defeated.

    31547 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  22. The "just adopted" look that Walter the pup has

    31544 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  23. I painted the little lion cat from the front page on a tiny canvas

    31538 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  24. blursed_ronald

    31530 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  25. tech tip

    31527 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  26. What's up with the pillows

    31527 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  27. Here's some tort positivity for you

    31523 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  28. Is this low effort?

    31500 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  29. TIL that decades after reunification, the former border between East and West Berlin is still visible from space at night due to differences between the streetlamps used by the two sides

    31490 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  30. ‘Venom: Let There Be Carnage’ Delayed Until June 25, 2021

    31488 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  31. Just a reminder that our current president has been hit by the Stone Cold Stunner

    31474 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  32. Neighbours demanding £200 in 2 weeks for an unagreed +2m high fence.

    31472 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  33. Advertising the very first colored TV’s on a black and white TV must have been hard.

    31460 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  34. GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz may have violated House rules by shelling out $184,000 in taxpayer funds to rent office space from a longtime friend and donor

    31454 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  35. Study: 71 percent of jobless Americans did not receive their March unemployment benefits

    31412 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  36. As I accidentally flip this bottle perfectly

    31411 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  37. I kinda like terraforming, it grew on me

    31400 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  38. Butter is abused milk. Cheese is neglected milk.

    31397 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  39. PsBattle: Spurs LAN party on a plane after 1999 Championship

    31384 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  40. Barbers are today's artists...

    31375 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  41. New research has found that Americans who voted for Donald Trump in 2016 are particularly prone to anti-vaccination attitudes and that these attitudes can be exacerbated by the president’s tweets. The findings have been published in the Journal of Experimental Social Psychology.

    31363 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  42. Peak auth unity achieved

    31333 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  43. Trump reportedly watches up to 7 hours of cable news every morning before getting to the Oval Office as late as noon

    31325 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  44. Wake up after a night of drinking

    31317 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  45. Blursed 007

    31312 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  46. Currently No Transparency for Trillions of US Taxpayer Dollars Going to Corporate Bailouts

    31309 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  47. Thanks, celebrities

    31309 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  48. me_irl

    31298 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  49. This is how to break the laws of physics

    31282 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  50. Epic man

    31275 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  51. The cursed woman

    31274 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  52. Showdown between two fierce apex predators

    31266 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  53. Screw FIFA, I want this updated every year

    31257 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  54. Trump supporters don't care about facts, if they did they wouldn't be Trump supporters.

    31245 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  55. Inmates at Kansas prison take over cell block, damage property

    31232 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  56. Journalist in 1962 asking people if there is life on other planet.

    31229 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  57. TIL The fruit and veg we eat is slowly becoming less and less nutritious due to soil depletion.

    31228 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  58. Prague mayor in protection after alleged assassin poison plot: The mayor of Prague confirmed he is under police protection a day after a Czech investigative magazine reported a Russian assassin had entered the country allegedly planning to kill him with poison.

    31228 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  59. The lighting near the village i live (Andhra pradesh ) India

    31202 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  60. Spotify now lets Premium users hide songs they don’t want to hear from playlists

    31194 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  61. A friend of mine posted this on her twitter and I thought it was too good not to share :) "Ladies and gentlemen, my grandparents. My Granny and Granda dressed up for my virtual graduation live stream in the outfits they were going to wear to my real graduation. 😭😭😭😭😭"

    31186 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  62. A neat small stacking game

    31178 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  63. Moment of silence for the ideological mook

    31156 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  64. Snorkel lady

    31151 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  65. Are you still watching?

    31089 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  66. To Rick Roll on Reddit.

    31077 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  67. Nicaraguan president missing in action for nearly one month and counting

    31071 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  68. There’s a population of 7.5 billion humans and 1 quadrillion ants. If there was to be an ant rebellion, how would you kill your 133,333 ants?

    31064 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  69. Lurking is pretty cool

    31063 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  70. This Hardcore Metal Chain Whip

    31059 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  71. Oh no..

    31056 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  72. LIBERATE TWITTER!!!!

    31050 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  73. Ubisoft, Is everything ok? The Dev team recently changed and you are telling me that the people that worked hard for the game development don't have their recognition in game? Looks like when you took away everything I had before year 2 and the excuse was: "It's in your account but you can't use it"

    31022 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  74. If you’ve done everything right, people will think you haven’t done anything at all.

    31005 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  75. Pictured: approximately 1,500 goddamn fucking idiots

    31003 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  76. Supaman from the Apsaalooke tribe

    30994 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  77. Good Soldiers follow orders.

    30985 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  78. What it feels like shopping for flooring and wallpaper

    30984 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  79. We have our priorities straight

    30978 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  80. Wife surprised me this morning with Pokémon donuts.

    30976 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  81. Subtle warning signs in game

    30959 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  82. Tom Scott you cheeky boi

    30957 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  83. Ohhhh fuck that...

    30933 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  84. Orange Man's Benghazi

    30921 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  85. Cornbread really be like “:D”

    30911 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  86. McDonalds now sells Sad Meals. What items would you find in them?

    30911 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  87. Idk why people are so adamant on using Africa as the testing place for these vaccines when it's one of the least affected continents

    30901 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  88. Republicans' Senate majority is now in very real jeopardy

    30878 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  89. Front lawn dad joke #18

    30878 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  90. 🔥 Snowy Owl Fucking With Some Wolves

    30877 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  91. The consequence of not watering the plants

    30874 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  92. What the actual fuck

    30869 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  93. This portrait was painted by Leng Jun, and for the sake of precision and detail, it is clear why this is currently considered the most realistic image in the world.

    30867 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  94. [Charania] Karl Anthony-Towns' mother, Jacqueline Towns, has passed away due to coronavirus, the Timberwolves say.

    30858 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  95. PP became pp

    30849 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  96. If an item does not appear in our records, then it doesn't exist motherfucker

    30836 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  97. Bruh

    30815 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  98. Skyscrapers have waterfalls of shit in them leading to the sewers.

    30797 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  99. Watch Cats Meow Inside

    30790 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  100. andlord changes locks on California church after pastor said he'd continue to hold services

    30781 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020