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Reddit (Apr 2020)
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Rattlesnakes making a noise to scare us away before biting us is actually super chill on the snake's part. Rattlesnakes are the good guys of the venomous world.
70137 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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“There is a new restaurant called Karma. It doesn’t have a menu. You just get what you deserve.” - so what are you getting?
70106 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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America’s Richest Pastor “Blowing The Virus Away”
70100 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Cuomo Reminds McConnell That KY Takes More Money Than NY: ‘Who’s Getting Bailed Out Here?’
70082 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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What do you think is scarier, the idea that we are alone in the universe or the idea that we aren’t? Why?
70069 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Unpopular opinion.
70057 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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This is why we need colored lights.
70049 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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A Mexican police man avoids a suicide attempt, on a bridge, with no safety equipment.
70027 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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The Governor of Florida
70011 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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My cat ripped open his favorite toy. This is my grandma sewing it back together.
69978 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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This pupper doesn't think she can be seen from under the covers
69932 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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Looney Toons doesn’t get enough credit for introducing countless children to classical music
69928 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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In Istanbul, a stray cat mom took her baby to the ER. Doctors and paramedics helped the baby and took them to a vet.
69884 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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I am C-3PO
69862 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Coronavirus 10 times more deadly than swine flu, says WHO
69852 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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TIL Modern body armor was created by a pizza delivery guy who was wounded in the head and leg after a pizza delivery turned into a shootout. Richard Davis, a former US Marine, developed the bulletproof vest using Kevlar. During testing, he shot himself in the chest 190 times.
69832 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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Oil crashes below zero, hitting almost -$40 per barrel
69801 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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Forget the sun, these flowers should turn to watch me
69752 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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This is what a 29-year-old cat looks like
69675 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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My newest credit card.
69646 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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And idiots will show up
69615 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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They’re psychic
69569 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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The greatest game of fetch I've ever seen.
69569 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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I know them
69538 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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Allowing your fish to see the world around the pond
69524 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Pastor who begged his followers to send him their stimulus checks and almost backed over a protester is bailed out by his wife.
69518 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Ireland quadruples contribution to WHO
69481 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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"He doesn't like to cuddle", the shelter said.
69453 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Facebook Will Remove Content Organizing Protests Against Stay-at-Home Orders, Zuckerberg Says
69334 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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Trickshot!
69315 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Baby's first queso!
69253 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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Everytime I visit this subreddit..
69253 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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My neighbour's dog peaking through the fence to say hello
69216 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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I added Star Wars to another thrift store painting in quarantine.
69209 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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TIL that when quirky theatrical producer David Merrick got bad reviews for his 1961 musical, he found 7 random denizens of New York with names identical to those of 7 top theatre critics. He asked the civilians to talk ecstatically of the musical, then published an ad with their praises and names.
69150 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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This place charged me $2.25 just out of spite.
69071 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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What he lacks in agility he makes up for in brains
68974 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Luckily the Bible makes it all clear to me.
68949 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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25% of Wyoming stay at home workers are drinking during working hours
68931 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Says it how he sees it
68805 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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Found $10 picking up trash along the road.. then I lost my car keys. Happy Earth day!
68797 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Feels bad
68684 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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animal testing
68665 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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A Lamborghini driver set his car on fire while roaring his engine in a traffic light
68661 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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Cycling on track
68642 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Never lose
68608 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Stunning new photo of Jupiter by Nasa's Juno spacecraft
68568 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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Dammit Tifa not again!
68484 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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I made myself a sticker
68444 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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Just doing his job
68404 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Easter throwback - 1993. Won an SNES on the field before a Phillies game.
68368 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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It is a natural law that for everything that happens...
68333 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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How untreated ADHD causes and traps you in depression
68330 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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Amazon reportedly tried to shut down a virtual event for workers to speak out about the company's coronavirus response by deleting employees' calendar invites
68269 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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Typical Karen.
68264 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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I was just trying to do my duty
68243 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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made a movie trailer starring my dog
68230 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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Isn't non-fat milk sweeter that the normal one?
68172 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Oscar Ramsay looks like he's spotted some sub-par food just out of view
68161 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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I wish my professors graded like this
68130 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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The pandemic has made this much clear: those running the US have no idea what it costs to live here
68112 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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her husband just killed her
68110 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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China has refused repeated requests by the World Health Organisation to take part in investigations into the origins of COVID-19, a WHO representative in China has told Sky News
68052 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Eric has had enough of this shit
68003 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Rooster gets bodied by a pigeon.
67986 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020
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TIL Matt Groening named his show The Simpsons because he thought it was funny to have the word simp (short for simpleton) in their name.
67983 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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It would be too painful
67948 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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UPS Worker takes pictures with all the doggos on his route
67911 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Putting Trump's name on stimulus checks is "abuse of government resources," says president of IRS managers association
67842 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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Research before making thoughts
67768 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Top notch engineering
67764 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Visualization of all publicly registered satellites in orbit.
67694 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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This beautiful lambscape
67681 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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Pigeon with 200 pills of ecstasy in a little backpack
67642 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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F my sleeping pattern.
67640 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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Cancer survivor gets to meet donor that saved her life
67569 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Rolling to Work, 1940's.
67568 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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TIL: In 2010 a man was sentenced to 2 years for stabbing a man who knifed him in Counter Strike. He spent 6 months tracking down his rival's real life location. The judge called him a "menace to society"
67515 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Someone forgot to tighten the hopper on the corn train...
67496 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Today is my birthday, I would like to share my homemade cake with my fellow teens! Have a wonderful day!
67489 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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Am I a joke to you
67401 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Maryland governor says coronavirus tests acquired from South Korea under guard at undisclosed location to protect the tests from seizure by federal government
67397 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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I've spent the last 3 hours recreating memes on The Sims. This is my favorite one so far.
67391 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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The Joker
67360 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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'A Really Chilling Moment': Trump Refuses to Allow Dr. Fauci to Answer Question on Dangers of Hydroxychloroquine— "This is unacceptable. Dr. Fauci, one of the world's top infectious disease scientists, was just censored live at a White House press conference."
67352 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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The beach ball wanted out... And the screen door knew it
67285 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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Solidarity
67284 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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Leave no man behind
67278 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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What's a good website to waste a whole night on?
67245 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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Chaos
67210 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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An Indiana postal worker was shot to death. The US Postal Inspection Service is offering $50,000 to find who's responsible
67203 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Like father like son
67185 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Interviewer dying inside for 2 minutes straight.
67131 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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Lol this is stupid
67119 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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40,000 year old intact adult head of an Ice Age wolf was found perfectly preserved complete with fur, teeth, brain, and facial tissue in the Siberian permafrost. (link to story in comments)
67079 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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#FireTrumpNotFauci Trends After President Goes After Trusted Infectious Disease Official
67046 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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[OC] US oil price
67011 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020
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Getting kisses before leaving the house
66903 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Still operational, origional 1957 wall mount refrigerator
66823 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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The last thing Kim Jong-un saw before his surgery
66794 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020