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  1. Rattlesnakes making a noise to scare us away before biting us is actually super chill on the snake's part. Rattlesnakes are the good guys of the venomous world.

    70137 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  2. “There is a new restaurant called Karma. It doesn’t have a menu. You just get what you deserve.” - so what are you getting?

    70106 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  3. America’s Richest Pastor “Blowing The Virus Away”

    70100 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  4. Cuomo Reminds McConnell That KY Takes More Money Than NY: ‘Who’s Getting Bailed Out Here?’

    70082 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  5. What do you think is scarier, the idea that we are alone in the universe or the idea that we aren’t? Why?

    70069 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  6. Unpopular opinion.

    70057 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  7. This is why we need colored lights.

    70049 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  8. A Mexican police man avoids a suicide attempt, on a bridge, with no safety equipment.

    70027 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  9. The Governor of Florida

    70011 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  10. My cat ripped open his favorite toy. This is my grandma sewing it back together.

    69978 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  11. This pupper doesn't think she can be seen from under the covers

    69932 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  12. Looney Toons doesn’t get enough credit for introducing countless children to classical music

    69928 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  13. In Istanbul, a stray cat mom took her baby to the ER. Doctors and paramedics helped the baby and took them to a vet.

    69884 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  14. I am C-3PO

    69862 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  15. Coronavirus 10 times more deadly than swine flu, says WHO

    69852 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  16. TIL Modern body armor was created by a pizza delivery guy who was wounded in the head and leg after a pizza delivery turned into a shootout. Richard Davis, a former US Marine, developed the bulletproof vest using Kevlar. During testing, he shot himself in the chest 190 times.

    69832 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  17. Oil crashes below zero, hitting almost -$40 per barrel

    69801 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  18. Forget the sun, these flowers should turn to watch me

    69752 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  19. This is what a 29-year-old cat looks like

    69675 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  20. My newest credit card.

    69646 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  21. And idiots will show up

    69615 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  22. They’re psychic

    69569 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  23. The greatest game of fetch I've ever seen.

    69569 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  24. I know them

    69538 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  25. Allowing your fish to see the world around the pond

    69524 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  26. Pastor who begged his followers to send him their stimulus checks and almost backed over a protester is bailed out by his wife.

    69518 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  27. Ireland quadruples contribution to WHO

    69481 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  28. "He doesn't like to cuddle", the shelter said.

    69453 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  29. Facebook Will Remove Content Organizing Protests Against Stay-at-Home Orders, Zuckerberg Says

    69334 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  30. Trickshot!

    69315 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  31. Baby's first queso!

    69253 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  32. Everytime I visit this subreddit..

    69253 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  33. My neighbour's dog peaking through the fence to say hello

    69216 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  34. I added Star Wars to another thrift store painting in quarantine.

    69209 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  35. TIL that when quirky theatrical producer David Merrick got bad reviews for his 1961 musical, he found 7 random denizens of New York with names identical to those of 7 top theatre critics. He asked the civilians to talk ecstatically of the musical, then published an ad with their praises and names.

    69150 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  36. This place charged me $2.25 just out of spite.

    69071 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  37. What he lacks in agility he makes up for in brains

    68974 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  38. Luckily the Bible makes it all clear to me.

    68949 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  39. 25% of Wyoming stay at home workers are drinking during working hours

    68931 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  40. Says it how he sees it

    68805 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  41. Found $10 picking up trash along the road.. then I lost my car keys. Happy Earth day!

    68797 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  42. Feels bad

    68684 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  43. animal testing

    68665 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  44. A Lamborghini driver set his car on fire while roaring his engine in a traffic light

    68661 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  45. Cycling on track

    68642 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  46. Never lose

    68608 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  47. Stunning new photo of Jupiter by Nasa's Juno spacecraft

    68568 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  48. Dammit Tifa not again!

    68484 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  49. I made myself a sticker

    68444 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  50. Just doing his job

    68404 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  51. Easter throwback - 1993. Won an SNES on the field before a Phillies game.

    68368 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  52. It is a natural law that for everything that happens...

    68333 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  53. How untreated ADHD causes and traps you in depression

    68330 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  54. Amazon reportedly tried to shut down a virtual event for workers to speak out about the company's coronavirus response by deleting employees' calendar invites

    68269 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  55. Typical Karen.

    68264 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  56. I was just trying to do my duty

    68243 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  57. made a movie trailer starring my dog

    68230 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  58. Isn't non-fat milk sweeter that the normal one?

    68172 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  59. Oscar Ramsay looks like he's spotted some sub-par food just out of view

    68161 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  60. I wish my professors graded like this

    68130 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  61. The pandemic has made this much clear: those running the US have no idea what it costs to live here

    68112 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  62. her husband just killed her

    68110 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  63. China has refused repeated requests by the World Health Organisation to take part in investigations into the origins of COVID-19, a WHO representative in China has told Sky News

    68052 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  64. Eric has had enough of this shit

    68003 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  65. Rooster gets bodied by a pigeon.

    67986 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  66. TIL Matt Groening named his show The Simpsons because he thought it was funny to have the word simp (short for simpleton) in their name.

    67983 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  67. It would be too painful

    67948 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  68. UPS Worker takes pictures with all the doggos on his route

    67911 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  69. Putting Trump's name on stimulus checks is "abuse of government resources," says president of IRS managers association

    67842 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  70. Research before making thoughts

    67768 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  71. Top notch engineering

    67764 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  72. Visualization of all publicly registered satellites in orbit.

    67694 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  73. This beautiful lambscape

    67681 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  74. Pigeon with 200 pills of ecstasy in a little backpack

    67642 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  75. F my sleeping pattern.

    67640 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  76. Cancer survivor gets to meet donor that saved her life

    67569 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  77. Rolling to Work, 1940's.

    67568 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  78. TIL: In 2010 a man was sentenced to 2 years for stabbing a man who knifed him in Counter Strike. He spent 6 months tracking down his rival's real life location. The judge called him a "menace to society"

    67515 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  79. Someone forgot to tighten the hopper on the corn train...

    67496 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  80. Today is my birthday, I would like to share my homemade cake with my fellow teens! Have a wonderful day!

    67489 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  81. Am I a joke to you

    67401 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  82. Maryland governor says coronavirus tests acquired from South Korea under guard at undisclosed location to protect the tests from seizure by federal government

    67397 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  83. I've spent the last 3 hours recreating memes on The Sims. This is my favorite one so far.

    67391 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  84. The Joker

    67360 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  85. 'A Really Chilling Moment': Trump Refuses to Allow Dr. Fauci to Answer Question on Dangers of Hydroxychloroquine— "This is unacceptable. Dr. Fauci, one of the world's top infectious disease scientists, was just censored live at a White House press conference."

    67352 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  86. The beach ball wanted out... And the screen door knew it

    67285 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  87. Solidarity

    67284 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  88. Leave no man behind

    67278 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  89. What's a good website to waste a whole night on?

    67245 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  90. Chaos

    67210 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  91. An Indiana postal worker was shot to death. The US Postal Inspection Service is offering $50,000 to find who's responsible

    67203 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  92. Like father like son

    67185 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  93. Interviewer dying inside for 2 minutes straight.

    67131 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  94. Lol this is stupid

    67119 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  95. 40,000 year old intact adult head of an Ice Age wolf was found perfectly preserved complete with fur, teeth, brain, and facial tissue in the Siberian permafrost. (link to story in comments)

    67079 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  96. #FireTrumpNotFauci Trends After President Goes After Trusted Infectious Disease Official

    67046 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  97. [OC] US oil price

    67011 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  98. Getting kisses before leaving the house

    66903 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  99. Still operational, origional 1957 wall mount refrigerator

    66823 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  100. The last thing Kim Jong-un saw before his surgery

    66794 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020