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  1. People Are Buying Stamps And Praising Mail Carriers After The US Postal Service Said It Needs A Coronavirus Bailout

    44412 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  2. to stay calm while telling the government what to do.

    44395 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  3. Teenager 'who spat at London bus driver during Covid-19 lockdown' arrested: He tried to pay his fare with a bank card but it would not process. The bus driver was spat at after telling the teenager he could not travel on the bus unless he paid using an alternative option.

    44382 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  4. My car wash foam looks like a sparkling sunset.

    44380 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  5. What's something in your room right now that most people probably dont have in theirs?

    44379 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  6. A watchdog out of Trump's grasp unleashes wave of coronavirus audits

    44369 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  7. Mandy Patinkin gets excited when the guy interviewing him leaves to join his wife in labor (starts at 1:00)

    44343 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  8. Filled the dog with helium

    44323 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  9. Here are the largest public companies taking payroll loans meant for small businesses

    44312 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  10. How am I driving?

    44306 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  11. Goliath tarantula

    44303 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  12. Dolly Parton secretly produced Buffy The Vampire Slayer

    44299 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  13. TIL The rarest natural hair color in the world is red, with only 1-2% of the world population having natural red hair. Second is blond, with 3%, then brown/brunette, with 11%, and finally black with 75-85%.

    44296 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  14. USPS drivers bringing mail to areas hardest hit by coronavirus demand hazard pay

    44280 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  15. Day 400 of confinement

    44275 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  16. Computers are considered smart if they think like humans and humans are considered smart if they think like computers.

    44259 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  17. This is the perfect job. Her boyfriend works as a Raptor and loves to find her in the crowd and say hi.

    44237 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  18. You're not alone in this cruel thing called life

    44224 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  19. I present to you my boyfriend Mr.Idontwantabloodydog and his new little princess Sienna. She’s been home like 15 minutes.

    44214 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  20. Choosing to terminate a pregnancy because the child would be handicapped is reasonable

    44212 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  21. HBO Will Stream 500 Hours of Free Programming, Including Full Seasons of ‘Veep,’ ‘The Sopranos,’ ‘Silicon Valley’, 'Barry', 'The Wire', 'Six Feet Under' - As a goodwill gesture to people looking for a diversion during the COVID-19 pandemic.

    44206 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  22. Self Portrait, me, oil on canvas, 2019

    44189 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  23. Six people shot at California house party that violated stay-at-home order

    44181 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  24. Everyone’s sexual fantasy comes true tonight. Forgot technicalities. What does the world look like tomorrow?

    44176 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  25. We all need a friend like Butters

    44172 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  26. Also he was being sarcastic so

    44154 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  27. TIL 17-yr-old Wolf Cukier found a new planet 3 days into a summer NASA internship. From space telescope data, he detected something blocking starlight, which was the shadow from a planet about 6.9 times larger than Earth. He doesn't get to name the planet, but he got a discount on a NASA jacket.

    44149 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  28. TIL Saran Wrap isn't as "clingy" is because it used to have a toxic chemical in it and they voluntarily removed it, costing them almost half their market share

    44139 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  29. He must have had a pretty unstable marriage and family then

    44111 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  30. when you realize you can't swim.

    44087 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  31. Two children sue Google for allegedly collecting students' biometric data

    44082 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  32. Man not only hacks in to scammers computers but also finds their building in india and hacks its CCTV

    44078 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  33. Good luck America

    44058 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  34. Jared Kushner Is a Goddamn Idiot

    44035 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  35. The Japanese are known for their incredible origami, but Haruki Nakamura creates paper art that most find even more entertaining

    44023 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  36. Woody Harrelson realizes that Liam Hemsworth and Chris Hemsworth are brothers mid-interview.

    43960 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  37. Goodbye Bernie.

    43960 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  38. How to defend a house

    43953 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  39. Amber Heard’s P.I. couldn’t dig up dirt on Johnny Depp

    43948 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  40. I'm at a loss for words at a Free Speech rally.

    43945 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  41. Priorities

    43934 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  42. Amazon’s lawsuit over a $10 billion Pentagon contract lays out disturbing allegations against Trump

    43929 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  43. Hola, manguera👋

    43906 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  44. This legend stacking dice!

    43906 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  45. Man fights off a child molester off a bus

    43898 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  46. The very first time Billy's new rabbit meets his old rabbit

    43888 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  47. 3M asked to stop exporting N95 respirators to Canada and Latam by US government - they have politely and publicly said No

    43888 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  48. Enjoy your dosage of acid

    43860 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  49. We have a device at work that helps doctor locate veins for hard to cannulate patients.

    43852 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  50. Netanyahu's son under fire for tweeting that leftists should die of virus

    43835 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  51. cat vs dog

    43829 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  52. Poster for Netflix's '23 Hours to Kill' - Jerry Seinfeld's First Comedy Special In 22 Years

    43826 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  53. Kun Aguero missing a goal with himself

    43818 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  54. OC and that's me in a nutshell

    43774 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  55. Hi, I'm the guy who aggregated & processed the dataset for the two COVID-19 posts that went to the front page yesterday. Here's my visualization of how that dataset compares to other causes of death. [OC]

    43762 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  56. Biden releases plans to expand Medicare, forgive student debt

    43741 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  57. Coronavirus: Irish Prime Minister returns to practising medicine to help during crisis

    43733 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  58. I feel attacked

    43720 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  59. Did anyone carry their gamecube like this 😂😂

    43690 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  60. I work at an essential call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. This is uh.. way too many of my callers recently.

    43644 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  61. mad wife

    43639 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  62. Ray, 7months old, born without eyes. So much love.

    43614 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  63. [OC] Another Fine Addition To His Lightsaber Collection!

    43608 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  64. Chile Counts Those Who Died of Coronavirus as Recovered Because They're 'No Longer Contagious,' Health Minister Says

    43556 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  65. The way this holes made on a golf course

    43549 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  66. TIL in a study, 2 groups did the same workout and ate the same diet for 10 weeks, but 1 group had a protein shake before workouts, & the other after. Both groups lost the same fat mass, & both groups got stronger, with no significant difference between the pre and post protein shake groups.

    43524 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  67. Fresh Chicken Nugget

    43520 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  68. So, my last name is Espinoza-DuRose. I’m married to a hispanic man, so that’s where the Espinoza comes from (as I am not of hispanic descent). This was on a post about an ad they were going to be running on FOX News, declaring Trump unfit as President.

    43520 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  69. TIFU Sleeping over at my girlfriends. Now I’m in a closet hiding

    43489 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  70. My wife gave our son a whole chicken leg last night for dinner, the look of pure joy on his face made my whole day.

    43472 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  71. Adam Schiff Says Donald Trump's Power Isn't Absolute 'But His Incompetence Is' After Coronavirus Briefing

    43468 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  72. Russian jet flies within 25 feet of U.S. spy plane in "unsafe" high-speed maneuver, Navy says

    43460 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  73. WE THE PEOPE ... Protesting quarantine in Lansing, MI. All the smart ones showed up for this.

    43440 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  74. Today I learned that auto makers have been adding fake engine noises to their car speaker systems, or even adding entirely separate speaker systems to increase the rumble and depth of the sound of engines to compensate for modern efficiency resulting in less oomph. It’s called a Soundaktor.

    43439 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  75. “I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore” -This guy probably

    43430 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  76. Wisp the sheepdog adores newborn lambs.

    43422 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  77. Even the commuters seem unfazed!

    43413 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  78. Five years

    43403 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  79. Happy birthday mother trucker

    43399 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  80. Texas judge rules all registered voters can vote by mail if they fear catching coronavirus

    43394 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  81. Why should any American company ever act responsibly again?

    43368 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  82. Best Friends in the Making

    43361 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  83. 💛💛💛

    43360 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  84. My submission for dumbest way to injure yourself: I burnt my hand taking tomato soup out of the microwave. The toast I was making popped up and it scared me.

    43336 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  85. When you used to play League of Legends and you also don’t know how to flirt

    43326 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  86. A skilled artist doing a simple, but impressive art exercise

    43308 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  87. Fox News Defends Its COVID Lies, Saying First Amendment Protects “False” Speech

    43284 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  88. Dr. Fauci Shuts Down ‘Fox & Friends’ on Coronavirus Cure: ‘We Don’t Operate on How You Feel’

    43260 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  89. Poor organization skills

    43249 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  90. When you hit that sweet spot

    43242 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  91. This dog gently taking the treat then zooming away

    43241 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  92. It’s his words!

    43241 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  93. The Wrong Man Lost His Job Over the Navy’s Coronavirus Bungling | The captain who tried to save his crew deserves a medal. Trump’s Navy secretary removed him.

    43231 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  94. Baby black panther

    43208 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  95. Should have seen that coming

    43197 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  96. plot twist

    43194 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  97. A sure sign you have been taking this stay at home thing seriously.

    43182 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  98. Rick May, the voice of the Soldier, has passed away from COVID-19 at age 79.

    43166 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  99. Shelter-in-place coping levels measured in cartoon bears

    43131 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  100. Vintage '80s watch - I had It when i was a kid

    43129 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020