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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. Choose your quarantine character

    88994 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  2. Trump suggests injecting disinfectant to treat coronavirus and touts power of sunlight to beat disease

    88903 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  3. It can’t just be me

    88815 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  4. This lady's excitement over seeing a skateboarding trick

    88724 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  5. People who respond with "That's not how the world works" when told to be nice are the reason that's not how the world works.

    88703 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  6. Canada’s Minister of Defence Harjit Sajjan in line for groceries like an average dude.

    88689 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  7. My neighbors been posting daily dad jokes on his lawn since the lockdown started in LA. Here’s #20

    88522 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  8. My Great-Grandfather's social security card was made out of metal, not paper

    88350 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  9. My mom works the night shift as a icu respiratory therapist in New York. She’s in her late 60s. In her position, she’s the last line of defense when people stop breathing. She has to spend 12hrs straight wrapped up in all this protective gear. Please leave a nice comment. She needs some good words!

    88301 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  10. This may not mean much to most of you. But we are humble folks on a single income, and we had a really old fridge that was bad for our health. We ate out less every month, and committed to saving more. In 9 months, we bought our very first family fridge! I feel like a KING :D

    88292 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  11. I used Artbreeder to try and "colorize" the bust of the roman emperor Caracalla

    88285 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  12. Days worth of dirty diapers for whoever keeps stealing packages off our porch

    88270 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  13. Official Rick Astley has now monetized "Never Gonna Give You Up", now playing ads at the beginning of the video. Rick Rolls are dead. RIP classic internet humour.

    88203 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  14. Forgot to close the latch!

    88199 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  15. Coronavirus: Boris Johnson says easing lockdown would 'throw away effort and sacrifice of British people'.

    88175 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  16. Finally got my prosthetics in!

    88169 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  17. Coronavirus Deaths vs Other Epidemics From Day of First Death (Since 2000) [OC]

    88047 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  18. Did you want a fight?

    87931 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  19. These were the days my boys

    87925 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  20. What else?

    87886 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  21. Getting In My Ex-Girlfriend’s Back Door

    87731 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  22. Man built a whole underground pool with a stick

    87680 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  23. My 11yo and I play games in the front yard nowadays. Every day he does something different to spice it up. This was today's choice.

    87531 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  24. This is how pranks should be, everyone is laughing.

    87507 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  25. This is what a 29-year-old cat looks like

    87435 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  26. Washington caffeine fan flies a DRONE from his backyard to his local McDonald’s so staff can recharge his cup of Joe during a lockdown

    87407 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  27. As a grocery worker I’m so fucking tired of these “thank you” commercials. If you were actually thankful you’d pay me a god damn living wage fucking cunts.

    87374 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  28. Finally 100lbs down

    87345 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  29. Isn’t nature fucking awesome?

    87299 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  30. All three seasons of Avatar: The Last Airbender will hit Netflix in May

    87278 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  31. The Getty is challenging quarantined people to recreate their favorite paintings with household items.

    86853 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  32. Boris Johnson admitted to the hospital

    86677 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  33. TIL Less than a quarter of U.S. workers report using math any more complicated than basic fractions and percentages during the course of their jobs. Blue-collar workers generally do more advanced math than their white-collar friends

    86637 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  34. Elijah Wood visits a fan's island after seeing her post her turnip prices on Twitter

    86630 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  35. FREE AMERICA

    86619 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  36. Master of the Sneak attack

    86564 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  37. TIL “Mushroom management” is where employees aren’t told about the ideas or general state of the company, and are given work without knowing its purpose. So called because they are “kept in the dark and fed bullshit”

    86479 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  38. This tiny lizard perfectly shedding looks like he's wearing a tiny lizard space suit

    86059 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  39. Because his kid didn't do HOMEWORK?

    85956 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  40. TIL the TV show 'The Voice' heavily promotes the fact that the winner gets a free record deal. However, many of them get dropped shortly after signing. The winner of season 7 even admits none of the label executives knew who he was when he first entered the office shortly after winning.

    85814 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  41. Dad prank level 100.

    85797 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  42. This is Judy. She (he?) comes to my kitchen window every day to get some almonds. I love her (him?) so much. That little smile makes me melt.

    85650 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  43. It’s called quarantine coffee. It’s just like normal coffee but it has a margarita in it and also no coffee.

    85545 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  44. There is no middle point

    85392 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  45. Disney tried editing out Darryl Hannah's butt by making her hair longer for the Disney+ release of Splash. The results are awful.

    85389 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  46. The pope just proposed a universal basic income.

    85388 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  47. Well that explains it

    85272 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  48. How a Sand Viper conceals itself to prepare for an ambush

    85262 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  49. I hate it here

    85110 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  50. Poland and Denmark exclude tax haven companies from coronavirus relief schemes

    85097 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  51. Girl puts her first wig on while battling alopecia areta

    85091 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  52. Man gets a tattoo he found on his pup, not knowing it means he's neutered

    85027 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  53. UK PM in intensive care

    84742 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  54. Kentucky church fills Easter service to near capacity, while cops wait in parking lot with 14-day quarantines for all.

    84723 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  55. Anthony Fauci calls out “extraordinary stigma” gays face while standing right in front of Mike Pence

    84690 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  56. Candidate selection matters

    84552 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  57. It was them all along!

    84527 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  58. Where’s your smirk now

    84483 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  59. An EMT worker ordered a sandwich from me and gave me a real mask

    84452 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  60. Commander of the USS Theodore Roosevelt Capt Brett Crozier given a huge send-off after being relieved of duty FOR TRYING TO SAVE THE LIVES OF HIS CREW.

    84422 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  61. Found an old beer bottle in the mountains with a mini eco system inside..

    84413 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  62. a new oil painting that I finished recently titled "Stray" #BrushstrokesinTime

    84337 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  63. Jane Goodall calls for global ban on wildlife trade and end to 'destructive and greedy period of human history'

    84287 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  64. Only 9% of Britons want life to return to 'normal' once lockdown is over - People have noticed significant changes during the lockdown, including cleaner air, more wildlife and stronger communities.

    84273 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  65. She saw it coming. What a woman!

    84220 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  66. Winnie the Golden loves her mailman

    84209 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  67. TIL, A man with severe OCD and a phobia of germs attempted to commit suicide with a gun to his head. Instead of killing him, the bullet eliminated his mental illness without any other damage.

    84194 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  68. Neanderthal gang rise up

    84115 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  69. US intelligence warned in November that coronavirus spreading in China could be 'cataclysmic event': report

    84057 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  70. US intelligence images of how Hitler could have disguised himself, 1944

    84053 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  71. I followed along to a Bob Ross episodes and this is the result

    84023 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  72. She made an Iron man suit!

    83983 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  73. 3M refused Trump’s demand to divert 10 million N95 masks produced in Singapore to the US. The masks are produced in Singapore and exported to countries in Asia.

    83817 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  74. Laughs in swiss

    83792 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  75. This 'device' that was created aiming to develop leg muscles

    83591 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  76. terrain map of the state of California

    83545 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  77. There is a reasonable and logical way to lower abortions

    83471 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  78. Dog food doesnt grow on trees

    83386 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  79. A Wuhan doctor who was among the first to alert other medics to the spread of coronavirus has disappeared sparking concerns that she has been detained

    83331 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  80. A computer store untouched since 2002.

    83322 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  81. 2020 looking like a 2016 sequel

    83184 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  82. Bill Gates funding the construction of factories for 7 different vaccines to fight coronavirus

    83145 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  83. Ending war between spouses

    83119 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  84. hold my beer while I'm teleconferencing

    83037 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  85. What a cutebee

    82921 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  86. Eminem celebrating 12 years of sobriety

    82920 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  87. When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.

    82813 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  88. Better than magazines

    82712 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  89. 🔥 Same whale found after 35 years in the west coast of Mexico.

    82667 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  90. This is definitely me

    82602 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  91. We Need A Revolution!

    82586 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  92. I prefer money

    82543 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  93. She defies disability by drawing with her foot

    82456 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  94. I make knives and send cut videos to my customers.

    82304 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  95. Microburst dumping thousands of gallons of rain on a city at once

    82300 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  96. TIL that acacias, the trees whose leaves are eaten by giraffes, release an airborne chemical called ethylene. Ethylene alerts nearby acacia trees to produce tannin, a toxin that makes the leaves poisonous, and lethal if over-consumed. Giraffes try avoiding this by eating trees downwind from another.

    82075 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  97. Protestors against the stay-at-home order in Michigan block streets leading to Sparrow Hospital

    81968 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  98. Parents rip down caution tape at a closed park. Police officer apologizes that they have to leave & gets screamed at about taxes. Bonus: Angry mom asks to get arrested & is upset when she magically gets arrested!

    81912 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  99. How paint can change a room

    81595 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  100. Daft cow

    81587 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020