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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. Woman blames her weight loss failure on her boyfriend

    27237 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  2. Owned

    27213 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  3. COVID hoarder denied refund

    27206 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  4. Role Reversal

    27204 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  5. My favorite cousin

    27194 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  6. Made a fossil dig site next to my museum!

    27186 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  7. Upvote this thread if you're an imposter

    27185 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  8. 16th century ship anchor.

    27185 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  9. Everyone needs someone to lean on sometimes, even penguins

    27178 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  10. So the mods removed my original post yet kept the repost?? Anyways hi guys I’m Ruby I created this abomination you may have seen on this subreddit! I feel like I wasn’t credited properly but I’m here to say hello!

    27178 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  11. Guy creeps on his stepsister, gets called out

    27128 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  12. LPT: Before traveling anywhere, always download an offline map of the area. It will save you a ton of nerves in case the wi-fi is weak or you can’t buy local SIM on the airport or upfront.

    27125 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  13. Finally caught one [AC:NH]

    27124 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  14. The old way of sending nudes

    27111 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  15. China to ban online gaming and chatting with foreigners outside Great Firewall

    27099 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  16. blursed_tomato

    27090 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  17. If you’re homeless, just buy a house, duh!

    27080 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  18. My spaghetti was tangled

    27061 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  19. This fake wall "hiding" a porta potty in a fancy neighborhood near our house

    27058 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  20. Promising Up-and-Comer

    27058 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  21. It’s disturbing that no one cares about the male suicide rate being so high

    27057 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  22. Cheeeeeeeeeeese

    27056 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  23. When people try to act like companies it’s illegal.

    27045 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  24. Thanks, I hate warm puke in my body

    27036 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  25. Consenting to sex while you are drunk does not mean the other person raped you.

    27028 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  26. Bernie Bros . . .

    27016 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  27. Michigan state senator apologizes for wearing face mask that looks like Confederate flag

    27009 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  28. No no technically he has a point

    27006 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  29. A cat that has a cat on it's fur.

    27005 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  30. Where this cat chose to fall asleep

    26988 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  31. Making Art with Sand

    26987 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  32. Hey Reddit! I'm a dad!

    26981 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  33. (OC) Who needs sleep anyways?

    26979 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  34. I've spent waaay too much time making this.

    26978 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  35. This is how many fruits and vegetables you can buy for $25 USD in Mexico

    26978 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  36. He's already dead

    26973 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  37. Aww, so sweet

    26961 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  38. A tree tipped over onto my apartment.

    26959 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  39. RIP Bill Withers - 3/4/20. There will certainly be less sunshine now you’re gone

    26945 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  40. Jacksonville Beach 26 minutes after reopening

    26942 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  41. The happiness of this little boy when he sees his little brother

    26935 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  42. Stimulus checks may be delayed as Trump requires U.S. Treasury to print his name on them

    26932 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  43. The “what even happened to that show?” Starter pack

    26929 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  44. his mom is so proud

    26925 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  45. Nailed it

    26912 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  46. Me_irl

    26911 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  47. I guess that's one way to wash your glassware.

    26907 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  48. My job spent $20,000 on a thermal camera to check our temperatures before coming in, but “can’t afford” to pay us a living wage.

    26899 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  49. TIL that "Rocky Road" ice cream is named after the Great Depression and not the texture of the Ice Cream.

    26892 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  50. Cool tile design

    26885 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  51. I build stupid product ideas, and today I built the Hardly Working From Home Desk.

    26877 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  52. 'Murder threats' to telecoms engineers over 5G

    26874 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  53. Officer Jenkins.

    26871 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  54. No God!!!!! Nooooo God please no.

    26865 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  55. He walked right into that one

    26857 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  56. The way this guy holsters his gun 👀

    26825 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  57. This golden wavy mouse

    26822 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  58. Cyclist frees a mountain goat that got its horn wrapped around a tree

    26814 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  59. Viva la corona

    26810 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  60. [OC] Top Countries By Crude Oil Production Since 1973

    26808 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  61. System Failure IV, Me, oil on found art, 2020

    26807 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  62. You could cosplay as Winnie the Pooh with just a red shirt and confidence

    26806 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  63. One trip per week. One person per household. That should be the law for grocery buying, union says

    26803 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  64. TIL US Marine SSgt Jonathan Turner’s remains were to be boxed up and mailed from CA to GA, but hundreds from motorcycle group "The Patriot Guard Riders" stepped up to create a dignified caravan to bring his remains home. Turner served 7 tours in Iraq & Afghanistan and died of combat wounds in CA.

    26801 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  65. This is the World's Oldest functioning Astronomical Clock in Prague, currently at well over 600 Years Old

    26783 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  66. Birds visiting humans stuck in cages

    26770 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  67. This is my mother in law Helen and she will be 89 in two weeks. I take care of her due to the unfortunate disease of dementia. Its moments like these that make it all worth it. Especially that adorable smile.

    26765 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  68. My daughter has been asking every Christmas and birthday for 5 years for her dream dog. This week we adopted her new best friend. So far they’re inseparable.

    26755 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  69. Elon Musk publishes list of hospitals Tesla sent ventilators to after claims none were delivered to California

    26731 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  70. TIL 40% of Americans have never been outside of the US, and 11% have never left the state they were born in.

    26726 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  71. Snow then rain made a cobblestone effect on the asphalt driveway

    26719 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  72. He posed for the perfect snowy composition

    26718 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  73. Giveaway: $50 PSN credit

    26718 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  74. Everyone understands

    26715 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  75. Gotta say, some are really funny, but sometimes, it's just to much

    26699 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  76. Women of Reddit, what is something Men do that they think is sexy/attractive but really isn't?

    26681 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  77. I can do that too

    26679 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  78. Japan To Pay Its Firms $2 Billion From Covid-19 Stimulus Package To Shift Production Out Of China

    26673 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  79. Twerking on roller skates

    26662 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  80. Beach volleyball is just a couple of lines away from being a censored girls gone wild video.

    26659 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  81. Lisa Kudrow Joins Steve Carell's Netflix Comedy 'Space Force' - Release Date Set for May 29

    26651 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  82. Me_irl

    26650 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  83. This is what an Ice Canyon in Greenland looks like

    26645 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  84. What Rhinos actually sound like.

    26644 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  85. My island in a nutshell

    26643 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  86. My local theater has a sense of humor

    26641 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  87. They both got expelled from high school. She had her uni application tossed, and he lost his wrestling sponsorships. Both lost respect from everyone.

    26628 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  88. My wife of 24 years just farted in front of me for the first time ever.

    26626 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  89. funny title

    26626 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  90. My parents are fucked up

    26619 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  91. Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan is defending his decision to secure half a million coronavirus test kits from South Korea instead of waiting for assistance from the federal government

    26615 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  92. Data shows Basic Income Recipients Spent the Money on “Literal Necessities” .

    26584 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  93. Just like that

    26572 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  94. Those were tough times

    26548 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  95. I can't be the only one

    26538 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  96. Floor gang

    26531 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  97. Florida governor falsely claims the coronavirus hasn't killed anyone under 25

    26527 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  98. Apparently the UK has more school shootings than the US.

    26516 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  99. Me irl

    26509 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  100. Owner Refuses To Hydrate Dog After 6-Mile Run In The Heat

    26498 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020