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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. ITS NOT OVER

    47334 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  2. TIL men walk significantly slower when walking with a woman, but only when that woman is their romantic partner. If she's a friend or acquaintance they go at almost full speed.

    47322 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  3. I like birb call, it sound nice

    47302 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  4. What movie was better than the book and why ?

    47292 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  5. Instant Karma Bee style

    47278 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  6. School nowadays in a nutshell

    47237 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  7. This is August, a stray cat who adopted us. He is the sweetest cat who just wants snuggles.

    47215 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  8. TIL despite the Romans using lead water pipes, lead poisoning from the water supply system was almost nonexistent since the high calcium content in their water created a layer of plaque preventing the water contacting the lead itself.

    47207 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  9. When Blathers tells you that your painting is fake after you spent thirty minutes analyzing it:

    47171 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  10. Down over 200 pounds in 21 months. Started to backside. Alot of bad things keep happening lately. Started to give up.. Fuck it. I'm upping my game instead of giving up. Started walking 6.6 miles a day and doubling my work out.

    47159 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  11. Thank you to Queen Elizabeth II for giving her speech in a green dress. 🤟🏼

    47128 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  12. TIFU - I flashed my tits to my favorite teacher on a video call

    47111 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  13. Australian Prime Minister is lobbying world leaders to build an international coalition to give the WHO— or another body — powers equivalent to those of a weapons inspector to avoid another catastrophic pandemic like COVID-19

    47102 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  14. Homeowner kills one thief, beats another, during failed Arlington Heights home invasion.

    47085 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  15. Prepping ain't easy

    47073 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  16. *cries in powershell*

    47060 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  17. Sometimes you just need to be thankful you made this far

    47056 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  18. You are appreciated

    47055 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  19. Karen

    47008 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  20. Our neighbour doesn't have Wi-Fi, so we talked her through joining ours. Once on she received 70 messages from her children living overseas

    47001 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  21. This 600 LED infinity mirror coffee table I built and programmed

    46996 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  22. [OC] Lockdown Haircuts

    46942 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  23. Thought this was relevant to share today - 12 April 1955, Jonas Salk's Vaccine to Polio was declared safe, and he chose not to patent the Vaccine

    46934 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  24. Coast Guard: Cruise ships must stay at sea with sick onboard

    46933 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  25. [image] no job is too small

    46914 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  26. Driving position inside a Formula 1 car

    46872 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  27. Built a PC in Blender

    46867 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  28. They did not expect this.

    46865 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  29. Report: The Trump administration didn’t order ventilators or masks until mid-March

    46857 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  30. 🔥 Bird just hit the edge of the map

    46852 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  31. Aw, how sweet.

    46840 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  32. Meet Sebastian

    46823 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  33. They had us in the first half, not gonna lie...

    46773 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  34. [OC]I tracked down a graffiti artist after seeing his art on train cars. My basement now has this!

    46759 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  35. [OC] Most Popular Android Games 2012 - 2019

    46759 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  36. The weather man dog had a small dog couch

    46744 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  37. What are some things that continue to work even when broken?

    46711 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  38. China reclassifies dogs as pets, not livestock, in post-virus regulatory push

    46710 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  39. Regulars at steakhouse picked up a to-go order and left their entire stimulus check ($1200) as a tip to help employees

    46701 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  40. F in the chat

    46660 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  41. 'If he's sitting watching TV, he should go to work': Cuomo roasts Trump over coronavirus response in fiery press conference

    46637 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  42. Not an easy decision

    46635 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  43. Doggo

    46622 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  44. This. You might see this in the future, since pedophiles are trying to normalize themselves. Kind of a PSA.

    46619 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  45. Top Russian doctor falls from fifth floor window while on call complaining to bosses about lack of PPE for medics

    46609 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  46. Good luck, my American friends

    46598 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  47. 3 Oh Damns weren't enough!

    46591 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  48. Yes, I enjoy all 9 Star Wars films. Hard to believe, I know.

    46580 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  49. Wholesome Couple.

    46575 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  50. Someone should tell him to tint his windows more!

    46556 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  51. Damn

    46552 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  52. Pakistan begins colossal tree planting campaign - a staggering 10 billion trees will be planted starting now in order to combat climate change using 60,000 workers who have lost their jobs because of the coronavirus

    46543 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  53. Cutest thing ive seen ❤️

    46528 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  54. Scientists discovered a 41,000 to 52,000 years old cord made from 3 twisted bundles that was used by Neanderthals. It’s the oldest evidence of fiber technology, and implies that Neanderthals enjoyed a complex material culture and had a basic understanding of math.

    46520 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  55. Ricky Gervais, way ahead of his time

    46518 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  56. [Serious] What is the scariest thing to happen to you when you’ve been home alone?

    46515 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  57. An agate stone that looks like a window to the ocean

    46509 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  58. So long old friend, thank you for your service.

    46509 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  59. Old habits die hard

    46508 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  60. Shock response zero

    46497 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  61. cursed_nsfw

    46468 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  62. Man saves frozen bird from pole

    46415 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2020

  63. Scale model showing how mangrove forests protect the coast from wave erosion

    46410 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  64. So, Cassidy (my daughter) was snuggling Elsa (our rescue pup) under her hoodie. I walked into the room and asked "Where's Elsa?" Well, Elsa tried to get to me.....guess which hole of the hoodie she tried to use?? 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    46402 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  65. Democrats want to provide mail-in ballots amid COVID-19. Republicans don’t.

    46389 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  66. Detroit man with virus symptoms dies after 3 ERs turn him away, family says: "He was begging for his life"

    46372 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  67. To insult bad English speakers

    46369 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  68. My island is called Ravioli and I just finished designing my flag

    46364 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  69. That was when Donald Trump was downplaying COVID19 and putting American lives at risk. Today, over 40,000 American citizens are dead, not 0.

    46359 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  70. Cursed kebab

    46358 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  71. 'I didn’t say it': Trump falsely claims he never said US could test 5m a day for Covid-19 'very soon'

    46344 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  72. I’m 35 today, I’m drinking out of a dinosaur glass in my prom dress since life is a suck fest

    46324 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  73. Infinite scrolling makes addiction to social media 1000 times worse.

    46318 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  74. Anyone else?

    46285 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  75. He still got it!

    46265 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  76. Let your kids have their own dreams

    46255 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  77. Shaun on how landlords can cope with the impact of coronavirus

    46250 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  78. That escalated quick.

    46244 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  79. North Korea's Kim getting treatment after cardiovascular procedure: report

    46244 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  80. TIL: the popular Sriracha sauce in the US (in the green-capped bottle) tastes different because they have a different supplier of chile peppers. The owner sued the original supplier for $1 million claiming he overpaid. The farmer countersued and won $23.3 million and now makes his own sriracha.

    46226 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  81. TIFU by adopting a cat, which resulted in us both getting tapeworm, and me almost dying.

    46209 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  82. Cutest father son picture I've ever seen

    46203 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  83. Asia is in China, right?

    46197 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  84. Loving the level of support ID is showing to other releases

    46186 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  85. After Trump tries to block 3M’s N95 orders placed by Canada, Ontario’s premier turns the table, plans to mobilize production for “N96” masks, and keep them North of the border.

    46182 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  86. The $20 toilet paper my auntie bought (on the right) on Amazon compared to a normal roll (on the left)

    46168 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  87. HMC while I hold his hand

    46162 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  88. Our printer broke so my husband and I recreated the printer scene from Office Space

    46118 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  89. Openly gay woman running for sheriff in Ohio wins primary against Trump-supporting Democrat; gets 70% of vote

    46111 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  90. Scarlett Johansson had to do some parts of the Airport Battle alone since she was the only character with no CGI required from Team Iron Man

    46108 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  91. Whose bright idea was this

    46107 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  92. Well well well, how the turn tables

    46092 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  93. Alzheimers Mother suddenly recognizes her Daughter

    46087 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  94. Disney Pulls 'Artemis Fowl' From Theaters, Will Debut On Disney +

    46032 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  95. Never ever let Matt Gaetz forget he wore this face mask as a joke, as millions lose their jobs and our healthcare workers sacrifice to fight COVID

    46029 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  96. Salam brother

    46026 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  97. Woman shoots three home invaders

    46018 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  98. None of you are invited

    46010 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  99. My Nana is bored so she’s keeping me fresh during the quarantine

    45988 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  100. We’re all gonna die aren’t we 🙃

    45978 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020