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Reddit (Apr 2020)

  1. Renowned chef Gordon Ramsay losing a cooking contest to Ex-carshow host James May

    81563 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  2. My girlfriend became suspicious when I took a photo during our scrabble game

    81523 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  3. because he is a dumbass

    81468 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  4. Fed should pay every American more, let hedge funds and billionaires ‘get wiped out,’ says Social Capital CEO | ‘What we’ve done is disproportionately prop up poor-performing CEOs and boards,’ Chamath Palihapitiya tells CNBC

    81354 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  5. People said I should post this here. My disabled mother trained her dog to pick up her phone when she drops it.

    81255 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  6. Don’t fuck with Apu

    81227 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  7. Me with my biggest accomplishment -- having my graphic novel sold on the shelves with the big boys.

    81207 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  8. America: "everything I don't like is communism"

    81048 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  9. TIL 4 teens with vaginal aplasia (born with no vagina) received vagina implants grown in a lab using their own vulva tissue biopsies & pelvic scans. Later, all reported normal arousal, lubrication, intercourse, orgasm; 2 women were able to have the vagina connected to the uterus for reproduction.

    81044 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  10. Been spending a little extra time on my kid’s dinner lately

    81041 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020

  11. There’s a population of 7.5 billion humans and 19 billion chickens at any given time. If there was a chicken rebellion how would you prepare to fight off your 2.7 chickens (give or take a few)?

    80655 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  12. Ecosystem is back to normal

    80637 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  13. Megathread: Bernie Sanders ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid

    80597 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  14. No COVID-19 bailouts for firms that use tax havens, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says

    80565 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  15. We already do this. No need to enforce it

    80553 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  16. It's called the Golden Gate zipper.

    80533 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  17. After 12 straight hours

    80518 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  18. I ordered a pair of pliers on eBay and my package came smothered in vintage stamps. Some being over 60 years old.

    80458 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  19. Sleeping in a tent in the garage because you can't risk infecting people

    80378 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  20. Doorbell camera captures delivery man sneaking in a quick game of hopscotch on his route.

    80341 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  21. Spurs LAN party on a plane after 1999 Championship

    80314 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  22. I just stood without assistance for the first time since C6-T4 back surgery on 3/25

    80240 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  23. LPT: It is important to know when to stop arguing with people, and simply let them be wrong.

    80233 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  24. U.S. Postal Service says it will run out of money by September

    80172 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  25. This shot from the movie Contact is incredible

    80129 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  26. That didn’t work out too well

    80076 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  27. Part 2: Second slipper from Lulu

    80053 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020

  28. Pole dancers during quarantine

    80018 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  29. Police release K9 on a man who was not resisting or running

    79938 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  30. This toy car on a treadmill

    79899 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  31. Imagine 35 million dollars

    79797 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  32. Voting in Wisconsin during a pandemic

    79785 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  33. White House advisor Dr. Fauci works 20-hour days and his wife reminds him to eat, sleep and drink water

    79563 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  34. A few weeks back I had to kick a man out of Target for sneezing on me, finally found the video on his instagram.

    79441 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  35. A Karen at her finest destroying a child's chalk work

    79278 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  36. Cat doing an obstacle course like it's nothing

    79263 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  37. Judge rules Michigan stay-at-home order doesn’t infringe on constitutional rights

    79220 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  38. Coronavirus: Doctors and nurses will need PTSD treatment after Covid-19 virus peaks in hospitals, warn health leaders

    79110 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  39. * Total Organ Failure has failed *

    78970 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  40. Meet Rubble, One Of The Oldest Cat's In The World! 😊

    78930 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020

  41. Pig had a little too much to eat.

    78901 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  42. 'They hired a photographer just for me!'

    78749 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  43. 🇺🇸 vs 🇩🇪

    78744 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  44. Shit.

    78723 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  45. Google has banned the Zoom app from all employee computers over security vulnerabilities

    78482 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  46. Trump is scapegoating the WHO - but failed to confirm a U.S. representative for 3 years: Experts say that left the U.S. without a senior voice in the global health body, surrendering influence to China as it worked to cover up the extent of the COVID-19 epidemic in Wuhan

    78444 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  47. What did Obama ever do to stop this (special edition)

    78417 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  48. Got played by his own kid

    78378 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  49. My house after i went to buy some fruits

    78352 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020

  50. The sign at the pizza place I go to

    78228 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  51. US Stimulus Check Starter Pack

    78169 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  52. The Republicans who were once so pro-life they fought over one woman on life support now want to sacrifice grandma for the economy

    78105 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020

  53. Don't you think it's a little weird?

    78096 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  54. Explaining Bidet - Clean my ass

    78000 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  55. Update: I’m immunocompromised and my mom refused to let me isolate. Now I have the coronavirus

    77951 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020

  56. To insult atheism

    77749 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  57. TIL that during the Great Depression, farmers who'd had their farms foreclosed on would show up to the bank's auction and buy their farms back for pennies with low bids. Anyone else that tried to outbid would be threatened by the rest of the community. These came to be known as penny auctions,

    77615 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  58. Imagine having a reverse Yelp where we rate customers on their attitudes, manners, and how well they tip. What review would you leave?

    77604 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020

  59. Sanders Says Congress Must Stop Trump From Exploiting Covid-19 Crisis to 'Bankrupt and Privatize the Postal Service'

    77516 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  60. This should be an ongoing annual thing

    77485 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  61. if you are a teenager, you have most definitely experienced this

    77436 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  62. Waiting in line for Wisconsin voting

    77392 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  63. ‘Human beings have overrun the world’: David Attenborough calls for an end to waste in impassioned plea to address climate change. ‘The world is not a bowl of fruit from which we can just take what we wish’

    77212 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020

  64. Quarantine ain't over yet

    77163 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  65. This challenge is taking off during the global lockdowns and consists of people changing from wear to looking their best and these girls are killing it

    77149 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  66. Banned from r/Republican for violating rules of ‘civility’... I quoted Donald Trump

    77111 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  67. My friend is building the LEGO London Bus and they gave him a tiny piece of gum for under one of the seats.

    77059 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  68. Amazon has bought cameras to take temperatures of workers during the coronavirus pandemic from a Chinese firm the United States blacklisted over allegations it helped China detain and monitor Uighurs and other Muslim minorities

    77010 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  69. Gotta stay inside.

    76937 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  70. One way to play fetch and while keeping your toddler contained

    76915 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  71. Interesting turnaround

    76896 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  72. My daughter turned 19 the other day. We had to use the candles we had on hand.

    76700 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020

  73. Eventually, most of the content on the internet will be from dead people.

    76662 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020

  74. I decided to return to an old friend in these boring times

    76500 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020

  75. did i do it right?

    76398 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  76. Trump considering suspending funding to WHO

    76342 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020

  77. Out for my daily walk

    76340 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  78. Vine really was somethg...

    76303 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020

  79. Bleach manufacturers have warned people not to inject themselves with disinfectant after Trump wrongly suggested it may cure the coronavirus

    76253 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  80. Gotta Wear that facemask "Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed. "

    76139 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  81. U.S. Navy Recommends Reinstating Fired USS Theodore Roosevelt Captain

    76079 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020

  82. Someone said snack?

    76075 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020

  83. Guy Whidden, a WWII vet who got a mohawk the day before D-Day, is doing it again to spread cheer

    76041 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020

  84. And the award goes to....

    75987 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020

  85. Disney heir criticises company over $1.5bn bonuses as it cuts pay

    75929 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020

  86. That tail though!

    75917 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020

  87. Sniffed wrong place

    75909 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020

  88. Friend's sister lost her car key while jogging, someone else made sure she found it.

    75828 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  89. This perspective graphite drawing.

    75774 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020

  90. Shoot America streets

    75670 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  91. Las Vegas workers push back after mayor's call to reopen casinos and hotels

    75646 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020

  92. Doesn't everyone do that?

    75599 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020

  93. We Alerted The World' To Coronavirus On Jan. 5, WHO Says In Response To U.S.

    75588 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  94. Kid with disability uses it to his advantage as a Mad Max cosplay.

    75416 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020

  95. Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person

    75270 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020

  96. Now THIS is a game I'd buy the hell out of...

    75263 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020

  97. Mexico closes U.S.-owned plant for allegedly refusing to sell ventilators to Mexican hospitals

    75223 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020

  98. There was a MASSIVE eruption on the surface of the sun today. I captured shots for an hour to watch the jupiter-sized explosion dancing.

    75183 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020

  99. Sen. Kelly Loeffler sold at least $18 million more in stocks before the coronavirus crash than previously reported

    75036 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020

  100. An interior photo of a passenger plane in 1930

    75035 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020