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Reddit (Apr 2020)
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Renowned chef Gordon Ramsay losing a cooking contest to Ex-carshow host James May
81563 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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My girlfriend became suspicious when I took a photo during our scrabble game
81523 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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because he is a dumbass
81468 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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Fed should pay every American more, let hedge funds and billionaires ‘get wiped out,’ says Social Capital CEO | ‘What we’ve done is disproportionately prop up poor-performing CEOs and boards,’ Chamath Palihapitiya tells CNBC
81354 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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People said I should post this here. My disabled mother trained her dog to pick up her phone when she drops it.
81255 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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Don’t fuck with Apu
81227 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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Me with my biggest accomplishment -- having my graphic novel sold on the shelves with the big boys.
81207 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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America: "everything I don't like is communism"
81048 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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TIL 4 teens with vaginal aplasia (born with no vagina) received vagina implants grown in a lab using their own vulva tissue biopsies & pelvic scans. Later, all reported normal arousal, lubrication, intercourse, orgasm; 2 women were able to have the vagina connected to the uterus for reproduction.
81044 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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Been spending a little extra time on my kid’s dinner lately
81041 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2020
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There’s a population of 7.5 billion humans and 19 billion chickens at any given time. If there was a chicken rebellion how would you prepare to fight off your 2.7 chickens (give or take a few)?
80655 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Ecosystem is back to normal
80637 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Megathread: Bernie Sanders ends 2020 Democratic presidential bid
80597 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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No COVID-19 bailouts for firms that use tax havens, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says
80565 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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We already do this. No need to enforce it
80553 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020
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It's called the Golden Gate zipper.
80533 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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After 12 straight hours
80518 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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I ordered a pair of pliers on eBay and my package came smothered in vintage stamps. Some being over 60 years old.
80458 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Sleeping in a tent in the garage because you can't risk infecting people
80378 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Doorbell camera captures delivery man sneaking in a quick game of hopscotch on his route.
80341 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Spurs LAN party on a plane after 1999 Championship
80314 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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I just stood without assistance for the first time since C6-T4 back surgery on 3/25
80240 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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LPT: It is important to know when to stop arguing with people, and simply let them be wrong.
80233 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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U.S. Postal Service says it will run out of money by September
80172 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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This shot from the movie Contact is incredible
80129 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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That didn’t work out too well
80076 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Part 2: Second slipper from Lulu
80053 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2020
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Pole dancers during quarantine
80018 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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Police release K9 on a man who was not resisting or running
79938 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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This toy car on a treadmill
79899 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Imagine 35 million dollars
79797 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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Voting in Wisconsin during a pandemic
79785 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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White House advisor Dr. Fauci works 20-hour days and his wife reminds him to eat, sleep and drink water
79563 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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A few weeks back I had to kick a man out of Target for sneezing on me, finally found the video on his instagram.
79441 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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A Karen at her finest destroying a child's chalk work
79278 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Cat doing an obstacle course like it's nothing
79263 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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Judge rules Michigan stay-at-home order doesn’t infringe on constitutional rights
79220 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Coronavirus: Doctors and nurses will need PTSD treatment after Covid-19 virus peaks in hospitals, warn health leaders
79110 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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* Total Organ Failure has failed *
78970 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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Meet Rubble, One Of The Oldest Cat's In The World! 😊
78930 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2020
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Pig had a little too much to eat.
78901 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020
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'They hired a photographer just for me!'
78749 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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🇺🇸 vs 🇩🇪
78744 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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Shit.
78723 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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Google has banned the Zoom app from all employee computers over security vulnerabilities
78482 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Trump is scapegoating the WHO - but failed to confirm a U.S. representative for 3 years: Experts say that left the U.S. without a senior voice in the global health body, surrendering influence to China as it worked to cover up the extent of the COVID-19 epidemic in Wuhan
78444 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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What did Obama ever do to stop this (special edition)
78417 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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Got played by his own kid
78378 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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My house after i went to buy some fruits
78352 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2020
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The sign at the pizza place I go to
78228 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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US Stimulus Check Starter Pack
78169 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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The Republicans who were once so pro-life they fought over one woman on life support now want to sacrifice grandma for the economy
78105 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2020
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Don't you think it's a little weird?
78096 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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Explaining Bidet - Clean my ass
78000 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Update: I’m immunocompromised and my mom refused to let me isolate. Now I have the coronavirus
77951 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2020
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To insult atheism
77749 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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TIL that during the Great Depression, farmers who'd had their farms foreclosed on would show up to the bank's auction and buy their farms back for pennies with low bids. Anyone else that tried to outbid would be threatened by the rest of the community. These came to be known as penny auctions,
77615 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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Imagine having a reverse Yelp where we rate customers on their attitudes, manners, and how well they tip. What review would you leave?
77604 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2020
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Sanders Says Congress Must Stop Trump From Exploiting Covid-19 Crisis to 'Bankrupt and Privatize the Postal Service'
77516 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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This should be an ongoing annual thing
77485 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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if you are a teenager, you have most definitely experienced this
77436 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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Waiting in line for Wisconsin voting
77392 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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‘Human beings have overrun the world’: David Attenborough calls for an end to waste in impassioned plea to address climate change. ‘The world is not a bowl of fruit from which we can just take what we wish’
77212 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2020
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Quarantine ain't over yet
77163 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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This challenge is taking off during the global lockdowns and consists of people changing from wear to looking their best and these girls are killing it
77149 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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Banned from r/Republican for violating rules of ‘civility’... I quoted Donald Trump
77111 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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My friend is building the LEGO London Bus and they gave him a tiny piece of gum for under one of the seats.
77059 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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Amazon has bought cameras to take temperatures of workers during the coronavirus pandemic from a Chinese firm the United States blacklisted over allegations it helped China detain and monitor Uighurs and other Muslim minorities
77010 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Gotta stay inside.
76937 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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One way to play fetch and while keeping your toddler contained
76915 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Interesting turnaround
76896 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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My daughter turned 19 the other day. We had to use the candles we had on hand.
76700 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2020
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Eventually, most of the content on the internet will be from dead people.
76662 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2020
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I decided to return to an old friend in these boring times
76500 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2020
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did i do it right?
76398 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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Trump considering suspending funding to WHO
76342 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2020
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Out for my daily walk
76340 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Vine really was somethg...
76303 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2020
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Bleach manufacturers have warned people not to inject themselves with disinfectant after Trump wrongly suggested it may cure the coronavirus
76253 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Gotta Wear that facemask "Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed. "
76139 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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U.S. Navy Recommends Reinstating Fired USS Theodore Roosevelt Captain
76079 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2020
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Someone said snack?
76075 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020
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Guy Whidden, a WWII vet who got a mohawk the day before D-Day, is doing it again to spread cheer
76041 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2020
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And the award goes to....
75987 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2020
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Disney heir criticises company over $1.5bn bonuses as it cuts pay
75929 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2020
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That tail though!
75917 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2020
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Sniffed wrong place
75909 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2020
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Friend's sister lost her car key while jogging, someone else made sure she found it.
75828 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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This perspective graphite drawing.
75774 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2020
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Shoot America streets
75670 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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Las Vegas workers push back after mayor's call to reopen casinos and hotels
75646 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2020
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Doesn't everyone do that?
75599 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2020
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We Alerted The World' To Coronavirus On Jan. 5, WHO Says In Response To U.S.
75588 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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Kid with disability uses it to his advantage as a Mad Max cosplay.
75416 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2020
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Wife asked for ice cream. Hers is beans. I’m a terrible person
75270 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2020
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Now THIS is a game I'd buy the hell out of...
75263 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2020
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Mexico closes U.S.-owned plant for allegedly refusing to sell ventilators to Mexican hospitals
75223 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2020
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There was a MASSIVE eruption on the surface of the sun today. I captured shots for an hour to watch the jupiter-sized explosion dancing.
75183 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2020
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Sen. Kelly Loeffler sold at least $18 million more in stocks before the coronavirus crash than previously reported
75036 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2020
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An interior photo of a passenger plane in 1930
75035 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2020